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      A Few Simple Rules   05/22/2017

      Sailing Anarchy is a very lightly moderated site. This is by design, to afford a more free atmosphere for discussion. There are plenty of sailing forums you can go to where swearing isn't allowed, confrontation is squelched and, and you can have a moderator finger-wag at you for your attitude. SA tries to avoid that and allow for more adult behavior without moderators editing your posts and whacking knuckles with rulers. We don't have a long list of published "thou shalt nots" either, and this is by design. Too many absolute rules paints us into too many corners. So check the Terms of Service - there IS language there about certain types of behavior that is not permitted. We interpret that lightly and permit a lot of latitude, but we DO reserve the right to take action when something is too extreme to tolerate (too racist, graphic, violent, misogynistic, etc.). Yes, that is subjective, but it allows us discretion. Avoiding a laundry list of rules allows for freedom; don't abuse it. However there ARE a few basic rules that will earn you a suspension, and apparently a brief refresher is in order. 1) Allegations of pedophilia - there is no tolerance for this. So if you make allegations, jokes, innuendo or suggestions about child molestation, child pornography, abuse or inappropriate behavior with minors etc. about someone on this board you will get a time out. This is pretty much automatic; this behavior can have real world effect and is not acceptable. Obviously the subject is not banned when discussion of it is apropos, e.g. talking about an item in the news for instance. But allegations or references directed at or about another poster is verboten. 2) Outing people - providing real world identifiable information about users on the forums who prefer to remain anonymous. Yes, some of us post with our real names - not a problem to use them. However many do NOT, and if you find out someone's name keep it to yourself, first or last. This also goes for other identifying information too - employer information etc. You don't need too many pieces of data to figure out who someone really is these days. Depending on severity you might get anything from a scolding to a suspension - so don't do it. I know it can be confusing sometimes for newcomers, as SA has been around almost twenty years and there are some people that throw their real names around and their current Display Name may not match the name they have out in the public. But if in doubt, you don't want to accidentally out some one so use caution, even if it's a personal friend of yours in real life. 3) Posting While Suspended - If you've earned a timeout (these are fairly rare and hard to get), please observe the suspension. If you create a new account (a "Sock Puppet") and return to the forums to post with it before your suspension is up you WILL get more time added to your original suspension and lose your Socks. This behavior may result a permanent ban, since it shows you have zero respect for the few rules we have and the moderating team that is tasked with supporting them. Check the Terms of Service you agreed to; they apply to the individual agreeing, not the account you created, so don't try to Sea Lawyer us if you get caught. Just don't do it. Those are the three that will almost certainly get you into some trouble. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE DO ONE OF THESE THINGS, please do the following: Refrain from quoting the offending text, it makes the thread cleanup a pain in the rear Press the Report button; it is by far the best way to notify Admins as we will get e-mails. Calling out for Admins in the middle of threads, sending us PM's, etc. - there is no guarantee we will get those in a timely fashion. There are multiple Moderators in multiple time zones around the world, and anyone one of us can handle the Report and all of us will be notified about it. But if you PM one Mod directly and he's off line, the problem will get dealt with much more slowly. Other behaviors that you might want to think twice before doing include: Intentionally disrupting threads and discussions repeatedly. Off topic/content free trolling in threads to disrupt dialog Stalking users around the forums with the intent to disrupt content and discussion Repeated posting of overly graphic or scatological porn content. There are plenty web sites for you to get your freak on, don't do it here. And a brief note to Newbies... No, we will not ban people or censor them for dropping F-bombs on you, using foul language, etc. so please don't report it when one of our members gives you a greeting you may find shocking. We do our best not to censor content here and playing swearword police is not in our job descriptions. Sailing Anarchy is more like a bar than a classroom, so handle it like you would meeting someone a little coarse - don't look for the teacher. Thanks.

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why doesn't fla just fall off into the ocean..

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'Batman' arrested on burglary charges in Lake Worth

Batman usually stops crime, but in Lake Worth, he's the cause of it, according to a Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office arrest report.

Haroldman Cruz, 31, who goes by the alias "Batman," was arrested Tuesday on burglary charges, according to the report.

It was on June 13 when a man told deputies he came home from work to find his $1,500 flat screen TV, Playstation 3 and collectible action figures missing.

After calling police, the victim offered a cash reward to a homeless man who led him to the TV in an apartment on the 200 block of South B Street where the victim could see it from a window.

The owner of the apartment told deputies he was riding his bike when Cruz came up to him and offered to sell the T.V. for $200 but after telling Cruz he only had $80, Cruz agreed, according to the report.

Deputies say the homeless man identified Cruz as one of the men that brought the TV to the apartment by "a large tattoo of a bat on his forehead."

A check of Florida Department of Law Enforcement records show at least 13 previous arrests for Cruz.

Cruz also faces larceny and dealing stolen property charges. He was booked into Palm Beach County Jail on Tuesday where he is held in lieu of $8,500 bail.

 

 

http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2013-06-26/news/fl-lake-worth-batman-arrest-20130626_1_burglary-charges-stolen-property-charges-homeless-man

 

 

the tattoo is funny enough, but to admit that you had your "collectible action figures" stolen is just too fucking funny...

 

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'Batman' arrested on burglary charges in Lake Worth

Batman usually stops crime, but in Lake Worth, he's the cause of it, according to a Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office arrest report.

Haroldman Cruz, 31, who goes by the alias "Batman," was arrested Tuesday on burglary charges, according to the report.

It was on June 13 when a man told deputies he came home from work to find his $1,500 flat screen TV, Playstation 3 and collectible action figures missing.

After calling police, the victim offered a cash reward to a homeless man who led him to the TV in an apartment on the 200 block of South B Street where the victim could see it from a window.

The owner of the apartment told deputies he was riding his bike when Cruz came up to him and offered to sell the T.V. for $200 but after telling Cruz he only had $80, Cruz agreed, according to the report.

Deputies say the homeless man identified Cruz as one of the men that brought the TV to the apartment by "a large tattoo of a bat on his forehead."

A check of Florida Department of Law Enforcement records show at least 13 previous arrests for Cruz.

Cruz also faces larceny and dealing stolen property charges. He was booked into Palm Beach County Jail on Tuesday where he is held in lieu of $8,500 bail.

 

 

http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2013-06-26/news/fl-lake-worth-batman-arrest-20130626_1_burglary-charges-stolen-property-charges-homeless-man

 

 

the tattoo is funny enough, but to admit that you had your "collectible action figures" stolen is just too fucking funny...

 

 

Welcome to my world....

 

 

 

5,000 Stolen Barbie Dolls Are Recovered
October 27, 1992 ALAN ABRAHAMSON | TIMES STAFF WRITER
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SAN DIEGO — A San Diego man's collection of Barbie dolls, which he values at $1 million, turned up Monday in a rental storage locker, all 5,000 of them jammed into 37 boxes and crammed into a tiny room from floor to ceiling, San Diego police said.

Detectives turned up the dolls two weeks after they disappeared in what was perhaps the largest Barbie doll heist in the nation's history. The dolls were stolen from a Normal Heights home that was then torched twice in attempts to cover up the theft. The collection was not insured.

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Just wait for the oceans to rise. That'll do it.

 

 

I'm counting on it. Which is why I wear go-heads.....

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Miami has been spreading around South Florida since Hurricane Andrew, and has obviously made its way to Lake Worth.

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Just wait for the oceans to rise. That'll do it.

 

 

I'm counting on it. Which is why I wear go-heads.....

 

Apparently, you walk thru coals with 'em! :lol:

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Anyone who uses the word go-head should be beaten with a rubber hose. Except Booth.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe.

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Some say they have courses in burglary and murder at Florida university.

 

The most incompetent of them leave too much evidence behind Ike a "bull in a china shop."

 

The Florida nickname for the lowest most incompetent and classless of the lowlife thieves is

 

 

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Don't know about Floriduh, though California someday will fall off* into the ocean and when it does, it'll be San Andrea's fault...

 

 

 

 

 

 

* ...at least the front of it.

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The "U" will go 9-2 this season..... 9 arrests and 2 acquittals !!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hat, coat I am gone....

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OMG:

 

FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus
BY ADAM LINHARDT Citizen Staff
alinhardt@keysnews.com

As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates, either.

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."

If that weren't enough, Megan Mariah Barnes was not supposed to be driving and her 1995 Ford Thunderbird was not supposed to be on the road.

The day before the wreck, Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI with a prior and driving with a suspended license, said Monroe County Assistant State Attorney Colleen Dunne. Barnes was ordered to impound her car, and her driver's license was revoked for five years, after which time she must have a Breathalyzer ignition interlock device on any vehicle she drives, Dunne said. Barnes also was sentenced to nine months' probation.

Barnes and Charles Judy were southbound in her Thunderbird at 11 a.m. when they slammed into the back of a 2006 Chevrolet pickup driven by David Schoff of Palm Bay. His passengers were a man and two women; the latter were treated for minor injuries at Lower Keys Medical Center, FHP spokesman Alex Annunziato said.

Schoff had slowed to about 5 mph to make a turn when the Thunderbird hit him, traveling about 45 mph, which was within the speed limit, Dunick said.

Barnes allegedly drove another half-mile, then switched seats with Judy, who allegedly claimed to be driving, Annunziato said.

"She jumps in the back seat and he moves over," Dunick said. "It was like the old comedy bit, 'Who's on first?' "

Burns on Judy's chest from the passenger-side airbag deploying belied their story, Dunick said. The airbag in the steering wheel did not deploy, he said.

Troopers charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance. Judy was not charged.

Barnes faces a maximum of a year in jail if found guilty of violating her probation due to the wreck, Dunne said.

"My phone has been ringing off the hook all day, and I know there's a funny side to this, but it's also deadly serious. This is a scary road and a lot of bad wrecks are caused by dumb stuff like this," Dunick said. "It is unbelievable. I'm really starting to believe this stuff only happens in the Keys."

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an old story , but why was the ex driving down with her to see the new boy friend?

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the new BF was Gaytor

 

the husband was the Hoe

 

Wife was just the Show-Fur

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Just wait for the oceans to rise. That'll do it.

 

 

I'm counting on it. Which is why I wear go-heads.....

 

WTF is a go-head?

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does anyone know what the word is?

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Just wait for the oceans to rise. That'll do it.

 

 

I'm counting on it. Which is why I wear go-heads.....

 

WTF is a go-head?

 

 

You must be new here... :rolleyes::P

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does anyone know what the word is?

Legs

 

 

Spread the word

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks for the straight line

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