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Charlie Foxtrot

It's A King

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Catherine gives birth to royal baby.

 

Speaking as a Colonial Rebel: Yawn.

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Rumor has it that he wants to re-masculinize England and make The Kingdom relevant once again. I wish him all the luck....

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Re-introduce noon spirits ration (the 'tot') to the Royal Navy?

 

Watching the DoC's sis at the wedding made me feel fairly masculine.

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I heard she had triplets.

 

One of each sex.

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Catherine gives birth to royal baby.

 

Speaking as a Colonial Rebel: Yawn.

Thanks........

I've turned the fukkin radio and TV off, told the neighbours I don't give a fuck, hung up a do not disturb sign, nobody at work gives a fuk.....

 

Please? No more posts about the royal baby. We're gonna be over run by the media.

 

Edit

 

For at least the next 7 years....

 

Unless its.........

 

Got ginger hair.

 

Too soon?

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Understand the name "Burger" is the front runner........

 

 

I'd a gone with King Queenjack....

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Rumor has it that he wants to re-masculinize England and make The Kingdom relevant once again. I wish him all the luck....

 

Is there a masculine country left on this planet? according to you we're all pussified, unicorn jockeys

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Rumor has it that he wants to re-masculinize England and make The Kingdom relevant once again. I wish him all the luck....

 

Is there a masculine country left on this planet? according to you we're all pussified, unicorn jockeys

 

 

I think the only masculine part of the world remaining is the chick's dorms at UC Berkley.....

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Personally I think this is a wonderfully event and it brings joy and happiness to millions of people around the world. It gives hope to so many of us loyal subjects knowing that the reign of the Windsors shall continue.

It also proves she fucks.

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Personally I think this is a wonderfully event and it brings joy and happiness to millions of people around the world. It gives hope to so many of us loyal subjects knowing that the reign of the Windsors shall continue.

It also proves she fucks.

 

 

You do recall, doncha, that Hitler was also elected by a million 'Shiny, happy people' not too long ago?.....

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I'm disappointed he's white.

So's the father

:rolleyes: !

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It's good to be king.

 

mn2n20.jpg

 

 

I betcha that's the closest that guy has ever come to a chest full of bazookas.....

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It's good to be king.

 

mn2n20.jpg

 

 

I betcha that's the closest that guy has ever come to a chest full of bazookas.....

 

And just look at her smile!

 

She would do anything for her country, don't you think?

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It's good to be king.

 

mn2n20.jpg

 

 

I betcha that's the closest that guy has ever come to a chest full of bazookas.....

 

And just look at her smile!

 

She would do anything for her country, don't you think?

 

 

Yup----and probably including swallowing someone else's pride?....

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Awww Geeez......another one..........Hope they teach this one and he learns to sail..... ;)

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Pssst....your inferiority complex is showing again.

 

If you didn't care, why post so much?

Carry on, gives some of us good laughs!

 

GS

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The Brits seem to like it all. I don't get it but Congrats anyway.

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No it doesn't.

 

It also proves she fucks.

 

 

So there really is a Royal Turkey Baster?.....

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The Brits seem to like it all. I don't get it but Congrats anyway.

Apart from the idiots standing outside, you'll be hard pushed to find anybody who gives a fuk.

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It's good to be king.

 

mn2n20.jpg

 

 

I betcha that's the closest that guy has ever come to a chest full of bazookas.....

 

And just look at her smile!

 

She would do anything for her country, don't you think?

 

 

Yup----and probably including swallowing someone else's pride?....

 

WINNER!

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It also proves she fucks.

 

I thought smoking proved that???

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Prince George Alexander Louis whatever the fuck their surname is Windsor or Cambridge (Both sound like cigarettes to me)

 

Really imaginative choice there... and I wonder how much say in that the parents actually had???

 

Waddafduck; I was hoping for Prince Bocephus Boudreaux

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King George, huh?

 

We Colonials remember a George... Mad King George III.

 

 

 

And... thanks ever so much Sol.

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Prince George Alexander Louis whatever the fuck their surname is Windsor or Cambridge (Both sound like cigarettes to me)

 

Really imaginative choice there... and I wonder how much say in that the parents actually had???

 

Waddafduck; I was hoping for Prince Bocephus Boudreaux

 

I agree. I mean, DuShawnDre is way more original.

 

Gumby is distraught that they didn't name him Tony. There's never been a King Tony.

 

In other news, do we even know it's a boy?

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Sorry, I couldn't resist the evil eye.

 

 

Thanx 2. 'Cuz I was planning on going on another diet anyways.

 

Knot...

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Who's old?

 

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George?

 

"I have always wanted a bunny rabbit. I will hug him and squeeze him and name him George"

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Technically William's last name is Mountbatten-Windsor but even that is a dodge as Prince Philip was born Philip Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg (Mountbatten was his Mum's surname which he addopted to please the British) which would make his name William Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg-Windsor.

 

Then as the Queen's birth name should have been Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg and Gotha (changed to Windsor by King George during WW1), William's last name (and that of his son) would have been Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg-Saxe-Coburg and Gotha. Which sounds like a hell of a legal firm.

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Technically William's last name is Mountbatten-Windsor but even that is a dodge as Prince Philip was born Philip Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg (Mountbatten was his Mum's surname which he addopted to please the British) which would make his name William Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg-Windsor.

 

Then as the Queen's birth name should have been Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg and Gotha (changed to Windsor by King George during WW1), William's last name (and that of his son) would have been Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg-Saxe-Coburg and Gotha. Which sounds like a hell of a legal firm.

Lets see ya sign that shit on a check.

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Technically William's last name is Mountbatten-Windsor but even that is a dodge as Prince Philip was born Philip Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg (Mountbatten was his Mum's surname which he addopted to please the British) which would make his name William Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg-Windsor.

 

Then as the Queen's birth name should have been Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg and Gotha (changed to Windsor by King George during WW1), William's last name (and that of his son) would have been Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg-Saxe-Coburg and Gotha. Which sounds like a hell of a legal firm.

 

Actually, technically his last name is Windsor, though both William and Harry (as well as Prince Andrew) use their title as their surname (William Wales, Harry Wales, Andrew Essex).

 

It is only non-titled (not referred to as HRH) members of the Firm who use the surname Mountbatten-Windsor.

 

http://www.london-gazette.co.uk/issues/41948/supplements/1003

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George, Schmeorge ...

 

They could have named him Rodney, King of England.

 

Or named him after the Queen, Elton

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Jeez Sol, was that really needed!!

Probably not, but I couldn't resist the evil eye. Sorry.

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George, Schmeorge ...

 

They could have named him Rodney, King of England.

 

Or named him after the Queen, Elton

 

King Rufus has a nice ring to it.

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I like Caligula myself....

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Elvis

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I like Caligula myself....

 

now That is a royal name!

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Wait till you smell the pulp mill in, Prince George........OMG! cough, cough..............

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Jeez Sol, was that really needed!!

Probably not, but I couldn't resist the evil eye. Sorry.

Just a bit much to stomach first thing in the morning, and I got told of for posting tits in the melges thread.

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George, Schmeorge ...

 

They could have named him Rodney, King of England.

 

Or named him after the Queen, Elton

King Rufus has a nice ring to it.

Had one of those already - William Rufus

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