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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  
Max Rockatansky

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The root of the problem has been isolated.

The root of the problem has been isolated.

The root of the problem has been isolated.

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The check is in the mail

 

I'm from the government (gubmint) and I'm here to help.

 

Assorted Animal House dialogue

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No, it's fine. It's real. You know, in actuality, Lobo would have to struggle with this problem every day.

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Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

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never went to bed with an ugly woman... but I sure woke up with a few

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To ask a question that assumes the answer contained therein, and then assume others might be able to decipher the meaning of said question is tantamount to the contradiction of the initial premise, which is baseless in as much as the referent isn't clearly stated as an objective fact, but is rather an objectification of the presumed false premise and a nullification of the foundation on which the entire argument is based.

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This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

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I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?

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There's a certain symetry to that

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To ask a question that assumes the answer contained therein, and then assume others might be able to decipher the meaning of said question is tantamount to the contradiction of the initial premise, which is baseless in as much as the referent isn't clearly stated as an objective fact, but is rather an objectification of the presumed false premise and a nullification of the foundation on which the entire argument is based.

What he said.

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It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

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It's got cop tires, cop shocks, cop suspension. It's got a 440 cubic inch plant. It was built before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas - so what do you say?

 

 

Got a lot of pickup.

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Well I like to know what I'm doing when I do it and I do what I'm doing 'cause I don't know what to do when I'm not doing it.

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From The Man who would be King - Just maybe my favorite movie of all time

 

Daniel Dravot: Peachy, I'm heartily ashamed for gettin' you killed instead of going home rich like you deserved to, on account of me bein' so bleedin' high and bloody mighty. Can you forgive me?

Peachy Carnehan: That I can and that I do, Danny, free and full and without let or hindrance.

Daniel Dravot: Everything's all right then.

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and another...

 

Danny's only a man. But he break wind at both ends simultaneous - which is more, I reckon, than any god can do.

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“No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.”

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I've had a really bad day and I hate the fucking Eagles, man!

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