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      A Few Simple Rules   05/22/2017

      Sailing Anarchy is a very lightly moderated site. This is by design, to afford a more free atmosphere for discussion. There are plenty of sailing forums you can go to where swearing isn't allowed, confrontation is squelched and, and you can have a moderator finger-wag at you for your attitude. SA tries to avoid that and allow for more adult behavior without moderators editing your posts and whacking knuckles with rulers. We don't have a long list of published "thou shalt nots" either, and this is by design. Too many absolute rules paints us into too many corners. So check the Terms of Service - there IS language there about certain types of behavior that is not permitted. We interpret that lightly and permit a lot of latitude, but we DO reserve the right to take action when something is too extreme to tolerate (too racist, graphic, violent, misogynistic, etc.). Yes, that is subjective, but it allows us discretion. Avoiding a laundry list of rules allows for freedom; don't abuse it. However there ARE a few basic rules that will earn you a suspension, and apparently a brief refresher is in order. 1) Allegations of pedophilia - there is no tolerance for this. So if you make allegations, jokes, innuendo or suggestions about child molestation, child pornography, abuse or inappropriate behavior with minors etc. about someone on this board you will get a time out. This is pretty much automatic; this behavior can have real world effect and is not acceptable. Obviously the subject is not banned when discussion of it is apropos, e.g. talking about an item in the news for instance. But allegations or references directed at or about another poster is verboten. 2) Outing people - providing real world identifiable information about users on the forums who prefer to remain anonymous. Yes, some of us post with our real names - not a problem to use them. However many do NOT, and if you find out someone's name keep it to yourself, first or last. This also goes for other identifying information too - employer information etc. You don't need too many pieces of data to figure out who someone really is these days. Depending on severity you might get anything from a scolding to a suspension - so don't do it. I know it can be confusing sometimes for newcomers, as SA has been around almost twenty years and there are some people that throw their real names around and their current Display Name may not match the name they have out in the public. But if in doubt, you don't want to accidentally out some one so use caution, even if it's a personal friend of yours in real life. 3) Posting While Suspended - If you've earned a timeout (these are fairly rare and hard to get), please observe the suspension. If you create a new account (a "Sock Puppet") and return to the forums to post with it before your suspension is up you WILL get more time added to your original suspension and lose your Socks. This behavior may result a permanent ban, since it shows you have zero respect for the few rules we have and the moderating team that is tasked with supporting them. Check the Terms of Service you agreed to; they apply to the individual agreeing, not the account you created, so don't try to Sea Lawyer us if you get caught. Just don't do it. Those are the three that will almost certainly get you into some trouble. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE DO ONE OF THESE THINGS, please do the following: Refrain from quoting the offending text, it makes the thread cleanup a pain in the rear Press the Report button; it is by far the best way to notify Admins as we will get e-mails. Calling out for Admins in the middle of threads, sending us PM's, etc. - there is no guarantee we will get those in a timely fashion. There are multiple Moderators in multiple time zones around the world, and anyone one of us can handle the Report and all of us will be notified about it. But if you PM one Mod directly and he's off line, the problem will get dealt with much more slowly. Other behaviors that you might want to think twice before doing include: Intentionally disrupting threads and discussions repeatedly. Off topic/content free trolling in threads to disrupt dialog Stalking users around the forums with the intent to disrupt content and discussion Repeated posting of overly graphic or scatological porn content. There are plenty web sites for you to get your freak on, don't do it here. And a brief note to Newbies... No, we will not ban people or censor them for dropping F-bombs on you, using foul language, etc. so please don't report it when one of our members gives you a greeting you may find shocking. We do our best not to censor content here and playing swearword police is not in our job descriptions. Sailing Anarchy is more like a bar than a classroom, so handle it like you would meeting someone a little coarse - don't look for the teacher. Thanks.
Max Rockatansky

never fuckin' mind

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The root of the problem has been isolated.

The root of the problem has been isolated.

The root of the problem has been isolated.

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lick it, slam it, suck it

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I will look on your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood?

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The beatings will continue until morale improves

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Where the white women at?

Someone's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes.

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The victim may very well have grown up in that town

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Dont get me started

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The check is in the mail

 

I'm from the government (gubmint) and I'm here to help.

 

Assorted Animal House dialogue

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No, it's fine. It's real. You know, in actuality, Lobo would have to struggle with this problem every day.

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You have got to buck up, man. You cannot drag this negative energy in to the tournament!

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"Think your woman loves you? She don't love you. Only one way to find out if a woman really loves you... If she'll have your dog."

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ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE

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Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

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What we got here, is failure to communicate...

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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

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Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do you?

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Your wondering...did I shoot 6 times or seven...arent ya punk!

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So, eleven hundred men went in the water;

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Gorillla...Guerilla....Biiiig diffrence.

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Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.

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I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.

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You can't HANDLE the truth!

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never went to bed with an ugly woman... but I sure woke up with a few

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You thought Apathy was a problem, what about procrastination!

 

 

 

Don't worry we'll deal with that some other time

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"Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?"

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To ask a question that assumes the answer contained therein, and then assume others might be able to decipher the meaning of said question is tantamount to the contradiction of the initial premise, which is baseless in as much as the referent isn't clearly stated as an objective fact, but is rather an objectification of the presumed false premise and a nullification of the foundation on which the entire argument is based.

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This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

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I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?

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There's a certain symetry to that

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To ask a question that assumes the answer contained therein, and then assume others might be able to decipher the meaning of said question is tantamount to the contradiction of the initial premise, which is baseless in as much as the referent isn't clearly stated as an objective fact, but is rather an objectification of the presumed false premise and a nullification of the foundation on which the entire argument is based.

What he said.

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What if he's got a pointed stick?

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Cold wind blows summer

fog away, powering J's

against the flood tide

 

 

And we'll be there today - racing, racing, racing..............

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It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

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On your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.

 

So I got that going for me. Which is nice.

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It's got cop tires, cop shocks, cop suspension. It's got a 440 cubic inch plant. It was built before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas - so what do you say?

 

 

Got a lot of pickup.

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Any man who hates small dogs and children can't be all bad.

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Well I like to know what I'm doing when I do it and I do what I'm doing 'cause I don't know what to do when I'm not doing it.

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From The Man who would be King - Just maybe my favorite movie of all time

 

Daniel Dravot: Peachy, I'm heartily ashamed for gettin' you killed instead of going home rich like you deserved to, on account of me bein' so bleedin' high and bloody mighty. Can you forgive me?

Peachy Carnehan: That I can and that I do, Danny, free and full and without let or hindrance.

Daniel Dravot: Everything's all right then.

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and another...

 

Danny's only a man. But he break wind at both ends simultaneous - which is more, I reckon, than any god can do.

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“No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.”

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My weapon is my friend, I am my weapon.....223...

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I've had a really bad day and I hate the fucking Eagles, man!

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Where did you get the coconuts?

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Oooooh ahhhh It's soooo big. Mmmmm ah uh ah uuh. Ahhhh

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Mind if I smoke while you're eating?

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Bodie, this is your fucking wake-up call man!

 

I

 

AM AN

 

F...

 

B...

 

I...

 

AGENT.

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Think ya used enough dynamite there Butch?

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Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

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My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.

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Get the whomper!

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