Max Rockatansky

never fuckin' mind

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The root of the problem has been isolated.

The root of the problem has been isolated.

The root of the problem has been isolated.

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lick it, slam it, suck it

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The beatings will continue until morale improves

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Where the white women at?

Someone's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes.

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The check is in the mail

 

I'm from the government (gubmint) and I'm here to help.

 

Assorted Animal House dialogue

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No, it's fine. It's real. You know, in actuality, Lobo would have to struggle with this problem every day.

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You have got to buck up, man. You cannot drag this negative energy in to the tournament!

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"Think your woman loves you? She don't love you. Only one way to find out if a woman really loves you... If she'll have your dog."

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ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE

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Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

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Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do you?

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Your wondering...did I shoot 6 times or seven...arent ya punk!

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Gorillla...Guerilla....Biiiig diffrence.

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I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.

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You can't HANDLE the truth!

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never went to bed with an ugly woman... but I sure woke up with a few

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"Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?"

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To ask a question that assumes the answer contained therein, and then assume others might be able to decipher the meaning of said question is tantamount to the contradiction of the initial premise, which is baseless in as much as the referent isn't clearly stated as an objective fact, but is rather an objectification of the presumed false premise and a nullification of the foundation on which the entire argument is based.

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This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

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I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?

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There's a certain symetry to that

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To ask a question that assumes the answer contained therein, and then assume others might be able to decipher the meaning of said question is tantamount to the contradiction of the initial premise, which is baseless in as much as the referent isn't clearly stated as an objective fact, but is rather an objectification of the presumed false premise and a nullification of the foundation on which the entire argument is based.

What he said.

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Cold wind blows summer

fog away, powering J's

against the flood tide

 

 

And we'll be there today - racing, racing, racing..............

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It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

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On your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.

 

So I got that going for me. Which is nice.

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It's got cop tires, cop shocks, cop suspension. It's got a 440 cubic inch plant. It was built before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas - so what do you say?

 

 

Got a lot of pickup.

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Well I like to know what I'm doing when I do it and I do what I'm doing 'cause I don't know what to do when I'm not doing it.

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From The Man who would be King - Just maybe my favorite movie of all time

 

Daniel Dravot: Peachy, I'm heartily ashamed for gettin' you killed instead of going home rich like you deserved to, on account of me bein' so bleedin' high and bloody mighty. Can you forgive me?

Peachy Carnehan: That I can and that I do, Danny, free and full and without let or hindrance.

Daniel Dravot: Everything's all right then.

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and another...

 

Danny's only a man. But he break wind at both ends simultaneous - which is more, I reckon, than any god can do.

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My weapon is my friend, I am my weapon.....223...

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I've had a really bad day and I hate the fucking Eagles, man!

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Mind if I smoke while you're eating?

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Think ya used enough dynamite there Butch?

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My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.

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