Max Rockatansky

never fuckin' mind

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I think, therefore I am.

 

At least I think I am.

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I shouldn't tell you this, Mandrake, but you're a good officer and you have a right to know. It looks like we're in a shooting war.

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Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better fucking do it and do it quick. I'm here to help - if my help's not appreciated then lotsa luck, gentlemen.

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Ted and Tami-Lynn continued their torrid love affair for quite some time. One afternoon Ted was caught behind the deli counter eating potato salad off of Tami- Lynn's bare bottom. He was instantly promoted to store manager.

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what's wrong with you.?...get busy.

 

What should we do with this?

 

Ohh thats simple ....he he he

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Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.

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He ain't no killer,eh's just as gentle as a little kitten........

 

aaarrggghhh ...

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A woman just shouldn't mess around with a man's machinery.

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"Call Me"

 

"I've got to return some video tapes"

 

 

F-n love that movie.

 

"Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor."

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come here mastermind,....

you go out that door and when I say go open it.

that's all

have no fear

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At this height, they might harpoon us, but they dang sure and gonna get us on no radar.

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How many are following us?

All of 'em.

All of 'em? What's the matter with those guys?

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Now wait a minute.........Everything you guys touch you ruin.

I dont want anything to happen to this bird so let me handle it.

Waddaya mean let you handle it..

 

..........Turkey overboard :o

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"But to tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch."

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I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump

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Hi Mrs Smith, ........doctor Tug wants to know when your husband can come in and have his teeth pulled?

 

Oh !...he died after the last extraction..~!

:blink::P:ph34r:

 

 

 

 

Say what didya do before you became a dentist?

 

Why, why I was a Butcher.

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" ........ready to die ? "

 

" I was born ready muvafuka ! "

 

" Motherfucker........I like that."

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"Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder ?"

 


".......... these go to eleven !!!"

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Can I have everything louder than everything else?

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Ill kill you..... arrgh

Gotcha... Bulls eye,

:ph34r:

 

 

Sister looks like you're outta of a job.....

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Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes.

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"Enduring constant blows to the head, Curly suffered a series of brain haemorrhages"

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I am serious -- and don't call me Shirley.

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Well, are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed? Go ahead, skin that smoke-wagon...

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It's a big building with windows. But that's not important right now.

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you evere disserpecte my wiife againe I wille ende you, ende you, you gotte that cheefe?

Do you like apples?

Huh?

I said, do you like apples?

Yeah, I like apples.

Well I got her number, How do you like them apples?

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Off topic ? for Snag...Could you still the rocking pussy? Merci...

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It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs

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Link and I are cruisin' the mountain bro, and we figured we'd wheez a little ju-uiccce...

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"Oh, you men are all alike; seven or eight quick ones and your off with the boys again!"

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Don't worry, old chap. Been handling this stuff ever since I blew up the nursery with my first chemistry set. Poor old Nanny.

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We can destroy what we have written, but we cannot unwrite it.

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