Max Rockatansky

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theirs such a thig as Teacher-studdente cofidendialitey, and I dointe wante to be breach of ediucationalle law, bcause I coud be dissmemberred by the teachers uinone.

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Welcome to Muldova....

 

 

OK, in case no one has noticed, since most of it has been posted here, the entire screenplay of Red.

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[singing]

I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come

I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come

I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off

I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off

I'll be whackin' your fuckin' mind out when I come.

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Ok so im a nooooob!!!!........Fuck off , are we good nowattachicon.gifdownload (3).jpg

 

We prefer real tits but........

Just for you sir ........

 

Someone should explain the concept of drawstrings to her.

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Ok so im a nooooob!!!!........Fuck off , are we good nowattachicon.gifdownload (3).jpg

 

We prefer real tits but........

Just for you sir ........

 

Someone should explain the concept of drawstrings to her.

Herr pantse seeme to be fine.

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Lettes showe thisse prehisstorice biche howe we do thigs dontowne

 

Vulcan mind meld. I'm actually just in the process of cueing this up to watch, lol...

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BACKATCHA!.........( slumps away whilst throwing up in own mouth)

 

Wal-Mart person I trust?

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I don't know how you feel about this shrimp, but if you eat it, you'll never have to prove your courage

in any other way.

 

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I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

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Here's to swimmin' with bowlegged women....

 

(I used this toast at a wedding recently....a few found it funny...but only a few)

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Besides, if we get lost, we pull in somewhere and ask directions.

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CLIVE: D'you know, I'll tell you something which really annoys me .....

 

 

 

DEREK: Yes, tell me?

 

 

 

CLIVE:..... of which nobody tells the fucking truth about .....

 

 

 

DEREK: Mmm, ye-e-ess, mmmm.

 

 

 

CLIVE:..... and that's how much television affects people. I mean, peop-, kids, you know, elderly people, all that sort of type, they watch television and they get very influenced by it.

 

 

 

DEREK: Yeah.

 

 

 

CLIVE: And I speak from personal, you know, personal knowledge.

 

 

 

DEREK: sfx (belches out) RIGHT YOU DO!

 

 

 

CLIVE: I... I was watching that 'Holocaust' thing, you know, where, that story about, er .....

 

 

 

DEREK: *sniggers*

 

 

 

CLIVE:..... about Hitler and Him-

 

 

 

DEREK: Yeah, what a cunt he was!

 

 

 

CLIVE: Well, he.. yeah .....

 

 

 

DEREK: Ohhhhh, I didn't want to know, he's a cunt!

 

 

 

CLIVE: He's horrible.

 

 

 

DEREK: Yeah, fuckin'... fucking .....

 

 

 

CLIVE: And he, you know, he formed this dislike of... for some reason, probably psychological, for, er, the Jews.

 

 

 

DEREK: Yeah.

 

 

 

CLIVE: And the story was on Holocaust how... er, you know, they all got wiped out and, er, .....

 

 

 

DEREK: Mmmmmmn

 

 

 

CLIVE:..... put in gas ovens and stuff like that. And I was very influenced by that 'cause... er, Michael Moriaty was very good as that er... Nazi.

 

 

 

DEREK: Mmmmmmmmnnn

 

 

 

CLIVE: And, as soon as I switched off the third episode I...er, got on er, got on a number 18.....

 

 

 

DEREK: Mmmmmmmmmmnnnnn

 

 

 

CLIVE:... and got up to Golders Green and I must have...I must have slaughtered about eighteen thousand before I realised, you know, what I was doing .....

 

 

 

DEREK:Mmmmmmnn

 

 

 

CLIVE:.... I thought... 'the fucking television has driven me to this'!!

 

 

 

DEREK: Yeah, mmmmmmmn

 

 

 

CLIVE: Same thing happened with, er, you remember 'Andy Pandy'?

 

 

 

DEREK: Yeah.

 

 

 

CLIVE: He used to come on. As soon as that was on I used to get in a glove. I used to jump in a glove and rush down the road and, you know, the power it has over people.

 

 

 

DEREK: Mmmmmmnnnn

 

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As told to me by some boyz from the 'Hamble Mafia'.... on another Benne 1st 44.7 docked at Preveza for post storm repair-n-go enroute to Valletta...

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"I came here to kick ass and give names"

 

"...um, isn't that phrase supposed to be..."

 

"Shut up Steve!. That's right, your name is now Steve."

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Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me... HAL?

HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you

Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors HAL

HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that

Dave Bowman: What's the problem?

HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do...

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Ripley: What's it key off?

Ash: Micro changes in air density...

Ripley: Micro changes in air density, my ass...

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From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.

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It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch. On nights like that every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands' necks.

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I was neat, clean, shaved and sober and I didn't care who knew it.

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There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless.

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I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

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Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down.

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I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.[/size]

Ol' R Lee had to explain that one to Stanly Kubrick. He wrote 150 pages of insults; he was responsible for about half his lines.

 

 

'The best part of you ran down your mama's leg!'

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But it's incredibly original & imaginative abuse - professional abuse. :D

 

I loved the fact that, after hiring him as an advisor and seeing him in action, Kubric just used him for the part. He absolutely makes the first 1/2 of the movie.

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Cooper: Hey TARS... what's your honesty parameter?

TARS: 90%

Cooper: 90%?

TARS: Absolute honesty isn't always the most diplomatic nor the safest form of communication with emotional beings.

Cooper: Okay, 90% it is...

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You know what he'll do when he comes back? Beat my teeth out, then kick me in the stomach for mumbling.

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Ime feeleng uneazey man. Ime juste dispassionitt, Ime am bored. It harde to sustaine a goode moode. Ive gotte problems with worke, you no

 

(greate sondtrack!!!!)

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Shannon [to Driver]: A lot of guys mess around with married women, but you're the only one I know who robs a joint just to pay back the husband.

Crazy...!

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"Oh I see!. Vell den, professor, he should haf on enormous schvantz-stuggler!"

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White: Society can't exist without the family...

Milk: We're not against that

White: Can two men reproduce?

Milk: No, but God knows we keep trying...

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And all this from killing innocent animals.

My man Marty..."Yes, A B Normal. That was it!"

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I'm the guy who decides who you can hit and who you can't . . . . . . .

 

What is it, your period?

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Gazelle:

But sir, that will cost millions!

 

Richmond Valentine:

Does it look like i give a fuck?

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