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      A Few Simple Rules   05/22/2017

      Sailing Anarchy is a very lightly moderated site. This is by design, to afford a more free atmosphere for discussion. There are plenty of sailing forums you can go to where swearing isn't allowed, confrontation is squelched and, and you can have a moderator finger-wag at you for your attitude. SA tries to avoid that and allow for more adult behavior without moderators editing your posts and whacking knuckles with rulers. We don't have a long list of published "thou shalt nots" either, and this is by design. Too many absolute rules paints us into too many corners. So check the Terms of Service - there IS language there about certain types of behavior that is not permitted. We interpret that lightly and permit a lot of latitude, but we DO reserve the right to take action when something is too extreme to tolerate (too racist, graphic, violent, misogynistic, etc.). Yes, that is subjective, but it allows us discretion. Avoiding a laundry list of rules allows for freedom; don't abuse it. However there ARE a few basic rules that will earn you a suspension, and apparently a brief refresher is in order. 1) Allegations of pedophilia - there is no tolerance for this. So if you make allegations, jokes, innuendo or suggestions about child molestation, child pornography, abuse or inappropriate behavior with minors etc. about someone on this board you will get a time out. This is pretty much automatic; this behavior can have real world effect and is not acceptable. Obviously the subject is not banned when discussion of it is apropos, e.g. talking about an item in the news for instance. But allegations or references directed at or about another poster is verboten. 2) Outing people - providing real world identifiable information about users on the forums who prefer to remain anonymous. Yes, some of us post with our real names - not a problem to use them. However many do NOT, and if you find out someone's name keep it to yourself, first or last. This also goes for other identifying information too - employer information etc. You don't need too many pieces of data to figure out who someone really is these days. Depending on severity you might get anything from a scolding to a suspension - so don't do it. I know it can be confusing sometimes for newcomers, as SA has been around almost twenty years and there are some people that throw their real names around and their current Display Name may not match the name they have out in the public. But if in doubt, you don't want to accidentally out some one so use caution, even if it's a personal friend of yours in real life. 3) Posting While Suspended - If you've earned a timeout (these are fairly rare and hard to get), please observe the suspension. If you create a new account (a "Sock Puppet") and return to the forums to post with it before your suspension is up you WILL get more time added to your original suspension and lose your Socks. This behavior may result a permanent ban, since it shows you have zero respect for the few rules we have and the moderating team that is tasked with supporting them. Check the Terms of Service you agreed to; they apply to the individual agreeing, not the account you created, so don't try to Sea Lawyer us if you get caught. Just don't do it. Those are the three that will almost certainly get you into some trouble. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE DO ONE OF THESE THINGS, please do the following: Refrain from quoting the offending text, it makes the thread cleanup a pain in the rear Press the Report button; it is by far the best way to notify Admins as we will get e-mails. Calling out for Admins in the middle of threads, sending us PM's, etc. - there is no guarantee we will get those in a timely fashion. There are multiple Moderators in multiple time zones around the world, and anyone one of us can handle the Report and all of us will be notified about it. But if you PM one Mod directly and he's off line, the problem will get dealt with much more slowly. Other behaviors that you might want to think twice before doing include: Intentionally disrupting threads and discussions repeatedly. Off topic/content free trolling in threads to disrupt dialog Stalking users around the forums with the intent to disrupt content and discussion Repeated posting of overly graphic or scatological porn content. There are plenty web sites for you to get your freak on, don't do it here. And a brief note to Newbies... No, we will not ban people or censor them for dropping F-bombs on you, using foul language, etc. so please don't report it when one of our members gives you a greeting you may find shocking. We do our best not to censor content here and playing swearword police is not in our job descriptions. Sailing Anarchy is more like a bar than a classroom, so handle it like you would meeting someone a little coarse - don't look for the teacher. Thanks.
Max Rockatansky

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Who the fuck is Daisy Domergue?

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"I never said I was a good Buddhist..."

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"...see, I had this theory once, I believed in the politics of Saturday nights..."

 

 

 

 

"No need to give up a good theory just because it isn't true..."

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I have to teach myself not to read too much into everything. It comes from too long having to read so much into hardly anything at all.

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Fat woman, my ass

Axe gang, my ass

Boss, my ass

Sue me, my ass

Snake, my ass

Like anyone would back you up, you nitwit!

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It mite of beene a roome on the spacecraft maide up to looke licke a roome at the Hollidaye Inne, I cante be siurre abote that Petere.

 

:)

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From this day to the ending of the world,

But we in it shall remember-

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;

For he today that sheds his blood with me

Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,

This day shall gentle his condition,

But gentlemen in England now a-bed

Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,

And hold their manhoods cheap whilst any speaks

That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

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Do not seeeeek the treasure!!!!

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You can't get pussy with shit from a jar.

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chicken pot pie, Chicken Pot Pie, CHICKEN POT PIE!!!!!

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Ide hardedly caulle thisse pictiurre marvellouse, its morre of a piteette boushwa statemente on howe Poblo seese herre, sawe herre, hese distractede by the facte that shese a absollutte vollcanoe in the sacke.

 

:)

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There's a time to think and a time to act....and this is no time to think.

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I'm fine - it was only a small bomb.

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Anybody here?

Hey, Old Man. You home tonight? Can You spare a minute?

It's about time we had a little talk. I know I'm a pretty evil fellow... killed people in the war and got drunk... and chewed up municipal property and the like. I know I got no call to ask for much... but even so, You've got to admit You ain't dealt me no cards in a long time. It's beginning to look like You got things fixed so I can't never win out. Inside, outside, all of them... rules and regulations and bosses. You made me like I am. Now just where am I supposed to fit in?

 

Old Man, I gotta tell You. I started out pretty strong and fast. But it's beginning to get to me. When does it end? What do You got in mind for me? What do I do now? Right. All right.

 

On my knees, asking.

 

Yeah, that's what I thought. I guess I'm pretty tough to deal with, huh? A hard case.

 

Yeah. Guess I gotta find my own way.

 

Is that Your answer, Old Man?

 

I guess You're a hard case, too.

 

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Anybody here?

Hey, Old Man. You home tonight? Can You spare a minute?

It's about time we had a little talk. I know I'm a pretty evil fellow... killed people in the war and got drunk... and chewed up municipal property and the like. I know I got no call to ask for much... but even so, You've got to admit You ain't dealt me no cards in a long time. It's beginning to look like You got things fixed so I can't never win out. Inside, outside, all of them... rules and regulations and bosses. You made me like I am. Now just where am I supposed to fit in?

 

Old Man, I gotta tell You. I started out pretty strong and fast. But it's beginning to get to me. When does it end? What do You got in mind for me? What do I do now? Right. All right.

 

On my knees, asking.

 

Yeah, that's what I thought. I guess I'm pretty tough to deal with, huh? A hard case.

 

Yeah. Guess I gotta find my own way.

 

Is that Your answer, Old Man?

 

I guess You're a hard case, too.

Whaaat weee have her is ahh failuuuure to commmmunicate.

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- I really need a date.

 

- So go on one of those dating sites.

 

- I'm on all of them but mostly all I'm getting are old guys.

 

- Carpet slippers and canes?

 

- Mostly but there are some young guys.

 

- Ooooh - how young?

 

- Really young - weirdly young - I think I'm a fetish.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

 

Dying time is here.

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He has a client now who shot his wife in the head six times. Six times! Can you imagine it? I mean, even twice would be overdoing it, don't you think?

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He has a client now who shot his wife in the head six times. Six times! Can you imagine it? I mean, even twice would be overdoing it, don't you think?

I cannotte remebber laste time I saw a poeste frome you, wellome backe! :)

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Ide hardedly caulle thisse pictiurre marvellouse, its morre of a piteette boushwa statemente on howe Poblo seese herre, sawe herre, hese distractede by the facte that shese a absollutte vollcanoe in the sacke.

 

:)

Boushwa...?

 

The only thing that looks like Dickie is you...

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He has a client now who shot his wife in the head six times. Six times! Can you imagine it? I mean, even twice would be overdoing it, don't you think?

I cannotte remebber laste time I saw a poeste frome you, wellome backe! :)

Thank you kind sirre ;)

 

It has been awhile. The meds are helping...

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He has a client now who shot his wife in the head six times. Six times! Can you imagine it? I mean, even twice would be overdoing it, don't you think?

I cannotte remebber laste time I saw a poeste frome you, wellome backe! :)

Thank you kind sirre ;)

 

It has been awhile. The meds are helping...

 

Juste no I appreciatte youre humoure. :)

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He has a client now who shot his wife in the head six times. Six times! Can you imagine it? I mean, even twice would be overdoing it, don't you think?

Overkill

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I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper.

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He has a client now who shot his wife in the head six times. Six times! Can you imagine it? I mean, even twice would be overdoing it, don't you think?

I cannotte remebber laste time I saw a poeste frome you, wellome backe! :)

Thank you kind sirre ;)

 

It has been awhile. The meds are helping...

 

Juste no I appreciatte youre humoure. :)

 

 

You're a good man. Bless you.

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Just a harmless squirrel not a plastic explosive or anything you need to worry about.

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Even the most primitive of societies have an innate respect for the insane.

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What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.

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I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy

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Waffen-SS troops laid siege to the church the following day, but they were unable to take the paratroopers alive, despite the best efforts of 750 SS soldiers under the command of SS-Gruppenführer Karl Fischer von Treuenfeld. Kubiš, Adolf Opálka, and Jaroslav Svarc were killed in the prayer loft after a two-hour gun battle.

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Hey, as long as there's old men in hats driving round slowly in cars handing out lollipops. they're gonna be OK.

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From this day to the ending of the world,

But we in it shall remember-

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;

For he today that sheds his blood with me

Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,

This day shall gentle his condition,

But gentlemen in England now a-bed

Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,

And hold their manhoods cheap whilst any speaks

That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

 

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more! Consign their parts most private to a Rutland tree! And gentlemen in London still in bed shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhood cheap while others speak of those who fought with us on Ralph the Liar’s Day!

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You can't be first, but you can be next

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"That's a nice day, Sgt. Savage."

Sir, Custer was a pussy, you ain't.

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Why you wanna selle youre life shorte? Playing it saffe is justr abote the moest dangerous thinge a woman licke you coud do. You waitted foure the ritte man the firste time, ...

 

:)

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“There’s no hiding from this son…”

 

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there's no place like home, there's no place like home

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We're going to need as much waterline as we can get.

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I hade beene in NY foure 19 minittes and ellevan secants and I wase allreddey ruined.

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Possession of a controlled substance? Domestic violence? That's you. What other random myriad of fucking misdemeanors is gonna come to light while you're drawing out in the slammer? Failure to appear? Bench warrants? Come on. And because I'm the only one that actually isn't driving with a suspended license, I'll be driving your gals home. So who lives closer? Uh, bad skin muffin-top, or Red Bull semen breath?

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