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From this day to the ending of the world,

But we in it shall remember-

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;

For he today that sheds his blood with me

Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,

This day shall gentle his condition,

But gentlemen in England now a-bed

Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,

And hold their manhoods cheap whilst any speaks

That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

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Ide hardedly caulle thisse pictiurre marvellouse, its morre of a piteette boushwa statemente on howe Poblo seese herre, sawe herre, hese distractede by the facte that shese a absollutte vollcanoe in the sacke.

 

:)

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Anybody here?

Hey, Old Man. You home tonight? Can You spare a minute?

It's about time we had a little talk. I know I'm a pretty evil fellow... killed people in the war and got drunk... and chewed up municipal property and the like. I know I got no call to ask for much... but even so, You've got to admit You ain't dealt me no cards in a long time. It's beginning to look like You got things fixed so I can't never win out. Inside, outside, all of them... rules and regulations and bosses. You made me like I am. Now just where am I supposed to fit in?

 

Old Man, I gotta tell You. I started out pretty strong and fast. But it's beginning to get to me. When does it end? What do You got in mind for me? What do I do now? Right. All right.

 

On my knees, asking.

 

Yeah, that's what I thought. I guess I'm pretty tough to deal with, huh? A hard case.

 

Yeah. Guess I gotta find my own way.

 

Is that Your answer, Old Man?

 

I guess You're a hard case, too.

 

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Anybody here?

Hey, Old Man. You home tonight? Can You spare a minute?

It's about time we had a little talk. I know I'm a pretty evil fellow... killed people in the war and got drunk... and chewed up municipal property and the like. I know I got no call to ask for much... but even so, You've got to admit You ain't dealt me no cards in a long time. It's beginning to look like You got things fixed so I can't never win out. Inside, outside, all of them... rules and regulations and bosses. You made me like I am. Now just where am I supposed to fit in?

 

Old Man, I gotta tell You. I started out pretty strong and fast. But it's beginning to get to me. When does it end? What do You got in mind for me? What do I do now? Right. All right.

 

On my knees, asking.

 

Yeah, that's what I thought. I guess I'm pretty tough to deal with, huh? A hard case.

 

Yeah. Guess I gotta find my own way.

 

Is that Your answer, Old Man?

 

I guess You're a hard case, too.

Whaaat weee have her is ahh failuuuure to commmmunicate.

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- I really need a date.

 

- So go on one of those dating sites.

 

- I'm on all of them but mostly all I'm getting are old guys.

 

- Carpet slippers and canes?

 

- Mostly but there are some young guys.

 

- Ooooh - how young?

 

- Really young - weirdly young - I think I'm a fetish.

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He has a client now who shot his wife in the head six times. Six times! Can you imagine it? I mean, even twice would be overdoing it, don't you think?

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He has a client now who shot his wife in the head six times. Six times! Can you imagine it? I mean, even twice would be overdoing it, don't you think?

I cannotte remebber laste time I saw a poeste frome you, wellome backe! :)

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Ide hardedly caulle thisse pictiurre marvellouse, its morre of a piteette boushwa statemente on howe Poblo seese herre, sawe herre, hese distractede by the facte that shese a absollutte vollcanoe in the sacke.

 

:)

Boushwa...?

 

The only thing that looks like Dickie is you...

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He has a client now who shot his wife in the head six times. Six times! Can you imagine it? I mean, even twice would be overdoing it, don't you think?

I cannotte remebber laste time I saw a poeste frome you, wellome backe! :)

Thank you kind sirre ;)

 

It has been awhile. The meds are helping...

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He has a client now who shot his wife in the head six times. Six times! Can you imagine it? I mean, even twice would be overdoing it, don't you think?

I cannotte remebber laste time I saw a poeste frome you, wellome backe! :)

Thank you kind sirre ;)

 

It has been awhile. The meds are helping...

 

Juste no I appreciatte youre humoure. :)

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He has a client now who shot his wife in the head six times. Six times! Can you imagine it? I mean, even twice would be overdoing it, don't you think?

Overkill

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He has a client now who shot his wife in the head six times. Six times! Can you imagine it? I mean, even twice would be overdoing it, don't you think?

I cannotte remebber laste time I saw a poeste frome you, wellome backe! :)

Thank you kind sirre ;)

 

It has been awhile. The meds are helping...

 

Juste no I appreciatte youre humoure. :)

 

 

You're a good man. Bless you.

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Just a harmless squirrel not a plastic explosive or anything you need to worry about.

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What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.

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Waffen-SS troops laid siege to the church the following day, but they were unable to take the paratroopers alive, despite the best efforts of 750 SS soldiers under the command of SS-Gruppenführer Karl Fischer von Treuenfeld. Kubiš, Adolf Opálka, and Jaroslav Svarc were killed in the prayer loft after a two-hour gun battle.

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Hey, as long as there's old men in hats driving round slowly in cars handing out lollipops. they're gonna be OK.

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From this day to the ending of the world,

But we in it shall remember-

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;

For he today that sheds his blood with me

Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,

This day shall gentle his condition,

But gentlemen in England now a-bed

Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,

And hold their manhoods cheap whilst any speaks

That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

 

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more! Consign their parts most private to a Rutland tree! And gentlemen in London still in bed shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhood cheap while others speak of those who fought with us on Ralph the Liar’s Day!

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"That's a nice day, Sgt. Savage."

Sir, Custer was a pussy, you ain't.

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Why you wanna selle youre life shorte? Playing it saffe is justr abote the moest dangerous thinge a woman licke you coud do. You waitted foure the ritte man the firste time, ...

 

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We're going to need as much waterline as we can get.

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Possession of a controlled substance? Domestic violence? That's you. What other random myriad of fucking misdemeanors is gonna come to light while you're drawing out in the slammer? Failure to appear? Bench warrants? Come on. And because I'm the only one that actually isn't driving with a suspended license, I'll be driving your gals home. So who lives closer? Uh, bad skin muffin-top, or Red Bull semen breath?

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Point # 5: Whenever possible, put on Side 1 of Led Zeppelin 4.

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On 5/18/2017 at 7:36 PM, Snaggletooth said:
I tollde you n
otte to stop, nowe lettes go.

Sorrey, I nevere reallized my fourmatte wase fack'd up, I wase tryng saye;

'I tolde you notte to stoppe, nowe lettes go'

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15 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

Sorrey, I nevere reallized my fourmatte wase fack'd up, I wase tryng saye;

'I tolde you notte to stoppe, nowe lettes go'

Thanks for the translation.  I'm usually about 99.9% in Snagglese but that one was too much.

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