pogen 6 #401 Posted August 17, 2013 I thought we were going to see the Arno. ============================================ Shhh, they're strapping down Liza Minelli. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pogen 6 #402 Posted August 17, 2013 Bart: If the Lord is all-powerful why does he care whether we worship him or not? Homer: It's because God is powerful, but also insecure -- like Barbra Streisand before James Brolin. Oh, he's been a rock. ============================ How many gazebos do you shemales need? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pogen 6 #403 Posted August 17, 2013 "Why would a guy want to marry another guy?" "Security!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elle 84 #404 Posted August 17, 2013 from now on you shall be called brian that is called brian. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GybeSet 19 #405 Posted August 17, 2013 take it to GA you GA landlubbers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 2,778 #406 Posted August 17, 2013 take it to GA you GA landlubbers You're not from around here are you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 146 #407 Posted August 18, 2013 Gentlemen, you are all in a line of elite men, great men, who have defended the world's most enduring sporting record. It's an honor to know you, it's an honor to sail with you. Tradition has it that the first American skipper to ever loose the Cup will replace it with his own head in the trophy case. Gentlemen, my head is in your hands. Please be careful, I've become attached to it. I would propose a toast. The Cup. Hear! Hear! The Cup! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhyde 635 #408 Posted August 18, 2013 I'm sorry, Wilson! Wilson, I'm sorry! I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go. It's a pressure valve. It won't open unless there's tremendous pressure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhyde 635 #409 Posted August 18, 2013 My love for you is like a truck, Berserker! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 146 #410 Posted August 18, 2013 I think I broke his fuckin' neck! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 146 #411 Posted August 18, 2013 Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daffyd 0 #412 Posted August 18, 2013 ....and don't call me Shirley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 146 #413 Posted August 18, 2013 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artie_pitt 11 #414 Posted August 18, 2013 "Serpentine, Shel! Serpentine!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hard aground 15 #415 Posted August 18, 2013 Your tears aren't going to make my boy walk again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
atoyot 36 #416 Posted August 18, 2013 I've got things to see and people to do... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dacapo 274 #417 Posted August 18, 2013 My mom came home the other night and she poured hot grease over my ass , my back and my genitals, and then my shoes fell off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ignatius J. Reilly 1 #418 Posted August 18, 2013 Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhyde 635 #419 Posted August 19, 2013 I'm no longer impressed by my own resume. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhyde 635 #420 Posted August 19, 2013 I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit...It's the only way to be sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Go Fuck Yourself 3 #421 Posted August 19, 2013 Okay. Let's, uh, go to the hotel and, uh, tomorrow, you'll see if you can get another big wad of sweaty money out of his hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vee 1 #422 Posted August 19, 2013 That scag and his floozie, they're gonna die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Timo42 17 #423 Posted August 19, 2013 Shawn, I knew your people, your grandfather, died in Australia... in a penal colony, your father... he was a good man too... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bowman81 20 #424 Posted August 19, 2013 He must be ambidextrous Bob I don't know about that but he can use both feet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wet Spreaders 60 #425 Posted August 19, 2013 You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 146 #426 Posted August 19, 2013 .... listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Jack 26 #427 Posted August 19, 2013 Okay, here's the story. I come from the gutter. I know that. I got no education... but that's okay. I know the street, and I'm making all the right connections. With the right woman, there's no stopping me. I could go right to the top. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 2,778 #428 Posted August 19, 2013 Jane, you ignorant slut! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trickypig 105 #429 Posted August 19, 2013 Do you hear that Mr Andersen? That is the sound of inevitability. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pogen 6 #430 Posted August 19, 2013 Dingo ate my baby! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pogen 6 #431 Posted August 19, 2013 No matter where you go, there you are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobot 569 #432 Posted August 19, 2013 I'm only 4 inches away from happiness! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 146 #433 Posted August 19, 2013 One more push, I'm gonna to smack his face so hard he'll have to stick his toothbrush up his arse to clean his teeth! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grande Mastere Dreade 395 #434 Posted August 19, 2013 Would you tell this muthafucka he can sew this shit back on? It's like that dude whose wife cut his dick off, threw it on the freeway? She just called Triple A, they towed the dick and sewed the muthafucka back on. Listen up, jackass, I saw the muthafucka in a porno, the thang still worked, it looked like a chewed-up frank, but that little muthafucka be workin' that muthafucka. It's mangly, but he be fuckin' the bitch all kind of ways with a twisted dick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foghorn77 3 #435 Posted August 19, 2013 Rat shit,bat shit, dirty old twat! 69 assholes tied in a knot! Hooray!Lizard shit! Fuck! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twister 0 #436 Posted August 20, 2013 I was thinkin', I'm gonna take me some of these taters home with me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shaggy 93 #437 Posted August 20, 2013 [in Japanese] Hello. Your tits are as beautiful as Mt. Fuji. Would you mind if I rubbed my face in them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frayed Knot Arts 1 #438 Posted August 20, 2013 "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Perry 472 #439 Posted August 20, 2013 There is a schnauzer in my lederhosen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vee 1 #440 Posted August 20, 2013 Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winever 0 #441 Posted August 20, 2013 I thought you said your dog does not bite.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vee 1 #442 Posted August 20, 2013 That's not my dog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hard aground 15 #443 Posted August 20, 2013 Call me if his condition changes. He's dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daffyd 0 #444 Posted August 20, 2013 National Beer National Beer You'll like the taste of National Beer And while we're about it, we're proud to say, It's brewed on the shores... Of the Chesapeake Bay Natty Boh hon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Perry 472 #445 Posted August 20, 2013 So you're going to be a bum! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 146 #446 Posted August 20, 2013 I'm boiling a roast. How hot and wet do you like it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerseyguy 235 #447 Posted August 20, 2013 Call me if his condition changes. He's dead. From the legendary and oh so profane Moms Mabley: They say only to speak good of the dead. He's dead. That's good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerseyguy 235 #448 Posted August 20, 2013 From the Land of Sky Blue Waters, From the land of pines' lofty balsams, Comes the beer refreshing, Hamm's the beer refreshing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
r.finn 73 #449 Posted August 20, 2013 Have you ever seen a body like this in your life!?! - She happens to be my daughter... Oh, well than I guess you have. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artie_pitt 11 #450 Posted August 20, 2013 Excellent round son, excellent round, top notch, top notch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tax Man 42 #451 Posted August 20, 2013 Merry Christmas. Shitter was full. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 146 #452 Posted August 20, 2013 Excellent round son soldier, excellent round, top notch, top notch! be the ball Danny, be the ball, you're not being the ball Danny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artie_pitt 11 #454 Posted August 20, 2013 Excellent round son soldier, excellent round, top notch, top notch! be the ball Danny, be the ball, you're not being the ball Danny Well it’s kinda difficult with you talking like that........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swims4USA 0 #455 Posted August 20, 2013 don't sell yourself short judge, you're a tremendous slouch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hard aground 15 #456 Posted August 20, 2013 would you like to play a game? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daffyd 0 #457 Posted August 20, 2013 My friends, either you are closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge, or you are unaware of the caliber of disaster indicated by a pool table in your community. My friends you got trouble, right here in River City. That begins with "T" and that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pogen 6 #458 Posted August 20, 2013 I'll order you a red cap and a speedo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhyde 635 #459 Posted August 20, 2013 Swear to God Snake, I thought you were dead... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mainsheetsister 72 #460 Posted August 20, 2013 Turn to page 394. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhyde 635 #461 Posted August 20, 2013 And what are these really big things that are right in the middle of your view of the Sac-o-Suds and your kitchen window, what do we call these big things? ... Trees? ... Trees! That's right! Don't be afraid just shout 'em right out when you know 'em. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
atoyot 36 #462 Posted August 21, 2013 What was that word? Did you say, "yoots?" Oh, I'm sorry Judge.... 'Yyyyyoooouuuuuuuuuuttttthhhsssssssss.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Willin' 106 #463 Posted August 21, 2013 I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit...It's the only way to be sure. Okay, it's been fun, but there are so many refs I don't get or maybe just missed, can we begin a "Aha, I know that one, I'm almost as cool as you"? Toward that, aha! I think this is from the second Alien movie, best SF franchise of all time. Please, please tell me I'm at least close to right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artie_pitt 11 #464 Posted August 21, 2013 Please, please tell me I'm at least close to right. +1 (google can be your friend!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mainsheetsister 72 #466 Posted August 21, 2013 Shu mani tu tonka Ob'Wa Chi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elle 84 #467 Posted August 21, 2013 so i got that goin' for me, which is nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerseyguy 235 #468 Posted August 21, 2013 Abby Normal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elle 84 #469 Posted August 21, 2013 i'm almost sure that was the name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sailmaker77@hotmail.com 0 #470 Posted August 21, 2013 One word. Plastics Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vee 1 #471 Posted August 21, 2013 No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for. Do you understand? Do not open this door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vee 1 #472 Posted August 21, 2013 Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. What's the matter with you people? I was joking! Don't you know a joke when you hear one? HA-HA-HA-HA. Jesus Christ, get me out of here! Open this goddamn door or I'll kick your rotten heads in! Mommy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pogen 6 #473 Posted August 21, 2013 If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pogen 6 #474 Posted August 21, 2013 I don't want anything to happen to him while my mother's alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pogen 6 #475 Posted August 21, 2013 I thought I saw a squirrel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pogen 6 #476 Posted August 21, 2013 Rose goes in the front, big guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
atoyot 36 #477 Posted August 21, 2013 Shu mani tu tonka Ob'Wa Chi Great film. Many lessons in that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elle 84 #478 Posted August 21, 2013 you are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaosmaster 0 #479 Posted August 21, 2013 you are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history. You talkin' to me? You talkin' to ME!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Rockatansky 118 #480 Posted August 21, 2013 There is an endless supply of white men. There has always been a limited number of human beings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daffyd 0 #481 Posted August 21, 2013 Then I tore out his liver, fried it up with some fava beans and served it with a nice chianti....PHFFFFFFFF!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerseyguy 235 #482 Posted August 21, 2013 What knockers! Thank you Doctor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liquid 32 #483 Posted August 21, 2013 So you fucked up, you trusted us! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twister 0 #484 Posted August 21, 2013 Aye, Ricky's on the road tonight. You got to look both ways Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juswannagofast 2 #485 Posted August 22, 2013 What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twister 0 #486 Posted August 22, 2013 Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west... wait east. West! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhyde 635 #487 Posted August 22, 2013 PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 2,778 #488 Posted August 22, 2013 It was Barzini. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daffyd 0 #489 Posted August 22, 2013 Luca Brazi sleeps with the fishes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pbd 12 #490 Posted August 22, 2013 I, uh, betrayed my wife. I betrayed myself. I've killed men, and I ordered men to be killed. No, it's useless. I killed... I ordered the death of my brother; he injured me. I killed my mother's son. I killed my father's son. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juswannagofast 2 #491 Posted August 22, 2013 Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tunnel Rat 770 #492 Posted August 22, 2013 Flash, Flash I love you but we only have fourteen hours to save the earth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pogen 6 #493 Posted August 22, 2013 One. Million. Dollars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trkarl 0 #494 Posted August 22, 2013 I'm not dead yet... I feel happee! ...I think I'll go for a walk now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trkarl 0 #495 Posted August 22, 2013 Welcome to Costco. I love you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trkarl 0 #496 Posted August 22, 2013 Always look on the bright side of life. Life's a piece of shit, When you look at it. Life's a laugh an death's a joke, It's true. When you're feeling in the dumps, Don't be silly chumps, Just purse your lips and whistle, That's the thing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
