Max Rockatansky

never fuckin' mind

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Get a message off to Pearl. "Have taken two torpedoes." Fill in our position. "Extent of damage unknown. Will advise."

 

And break radio silence, sir?

 

Burke, don't you think the Japanese know by now where we are?

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Colonel Sir, if we do see something, what do we do?

 

Report it to Headquarters damn it.

 

How Sir? We haven't got a telephone Sir.

 

There's a gas station about a mile down the road, they must have a phone.

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Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.

Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.

Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?

Peasant 1: Burn them.

Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?

Peasant 1: More witches.

Peasant 2: Wood.

Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?

Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?

Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?

Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.

Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?

Peasant 1: Oh yeah.

Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?

Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!

Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?

Peasant 1: Bread.

Peasant 2: Apples.

Peasant 3: Very small rocks.

Peasant 1: Cider.

Peasant 2: Gravy.

Peasant 3: Cherries.

Peasant 1: Mud.

Peasant 2: Churches.

Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!

King Arthur: A Duck.

Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...

Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.

Sir Bedevere: And therefore...

Peasant 2: ...A witch!

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It was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

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(Peter O'Toole walks into the woman's bathroom)

 

"Hey, this is for ladies only!"

(Zzzzzzip)

"So is this, madam, but occasionally I have to run a little water through it."

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I think you show great talent. And I pride myself on having an eye for that kind of talent. But your status as a Nazi killer is still amateur. We all come here to see if you wanna go pro.

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They haven't spotted us! They're all snoring in their bunks!

 

Or you know what? They're drinking in the bar!

 

Celebrating our sinking! Not yet, my friends. Not yet!

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hehehe

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Politicians, ugly buildings and whores all get respectable if they last long enough.

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It was a combination health food store and massage parlour - natural foods and unnatural acts.

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Well son... a funny thing about regret is - its better to regret something you have done - then to regret something you havent done. and by the way - if you see your mom this weekend.....

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I want to order, uh, a pizza to go and no anchovies.

 

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I could have won

if

I had an enermy bigger than my apathy

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Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him.

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Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him.

MK wase greate!!

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String him up!

Anyone got any string?

 

Lynch him!

Anyybody got any lynch?

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Tell me why you kept on kicking him. You had already won.

 

 

Knocking him down won the first fight. I wanted to win all the next ones, too. So they'd leave me alone.

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When creating an adversary always consider how far they are willing to go (legally and illegally). The one that is willing to go the furthest is the one that loses least (in their mind) and probably also the one that gains far more satisfaction and personal reward from retribution. When it becomes really personal both ultimately lose far greater than originally envisioned.

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Offer not good after curfew in sectors R or N

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I paid my two bits to see the high divin' act, and I' a gunna see the high divin' act!

 

Gryptight, methinks this chap is a bit of a craller.

 

Tht's not a knife; this a knife.

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Sure! Who doesn't like tits?

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"and get me a nurse in here who can work around an operating table without her tits getting in the way"

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