Headntac 1 #801 Posted March 16, 2014 I object your honor,and ask to have the last question be stricken from the records,it is mearly an attempt to inlfluence this intelligent broadminded and intulectual jury. Quiet polly. Please take of your hat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boats13 0 #802 Posted March 16, 2014 Yes.... wanna get pancakes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 2,557 #803 Posted March 16, 2014 I have a gun and a shovel - you wouldn't be missed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 2,557 #804 Posted March 16, 2014 If you ever think of making my daughter unhappy, remember that I have no problem going back to prison. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bowman81 20 #805 Posted March 16, 2014 i didn't get a harrumph outta that guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Willin' 85 #806 Posted March 17, 2014 Why you awways bring me junk, ass monkeys? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 767 #808 Posted March 18, 2014 If we notte victorrusse, lette nooune come backe alliive!!! Behined hime stoode a salive holdeng a goldene crowne, wisperng a warnig, "Alle glorrey is fleeteng....." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
House Salad 2 #809 Posted March 19, 2014 She called me and asked for my number. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seabreeze97 0 #810 Posted March 20, 2014 We will rule over all this land, and we will call it........."This Land." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artie_pitt 11 #811 Posted March 20, 2014 What, the curtains? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Centurion 2 #812 Posted March 20, 2014 I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Government: If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see the solutions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
House Salad 2 #813 Posted March 21, 2014 Remember Danny - Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClevelandSteamer 0 #814 Posted March 21, 2014 Once more, we play our dangerous game, a game of chess against our old adversary — The American Navy. Comrades, our own fleet doesn't know our full potential. They will do everything possible to test us; but they will only test their own embarassment. Anatoli, you're afraid of our fleet. Well, you should be. Personally, I'd give us one chance in three. More tea anyone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wet Spreaders 59 #815 Posted March 22, 2014 It's full of used condoms, asshole. We wash them out - this is a green establishment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
White Lightnin' 140 #816 Posted March 23, 2014 I really admire your shoes But as much as I admire your shoes I wouldn't want to be in your shoes at this particular moment in time WL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobJ 5 #817 Posted March 23, 2014 Once more, we play our dangerous game, a game of chess against our old adversary — The American Navy. Comrades, our own fleet doesn't know our full potential. They will do everything possible to test us; but they will only test their own embarassment. Anatoli, you're afraid of our fleet. Well, you should be. Personally, I'd give us one chance in three. More tea anyone? Now that's a good movie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Rockatansky 117 #818 Posted March 23, 2014 This is one ugly car. This is what you get when a donkey humps an auto rickshaw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
House Salad 2 #819 Posted March 24, 2014 Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClevelandSteamer 0 #820 Posted March 24, 2014 What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz....Chicken? You have the ring. And I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it. Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted! 1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
White Lightnin' 140 #821 Posted March 26, 2014 She's a bass. Who knew? Great movie but I always wonder if Lone star ever got to ride the Vespa??? WL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
House Salad 2 #822 Posted March 26, 2014 Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 767 #823 Posted March 31, 2014 "Wille you marrey me biiche?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 2,557 #824 Posted March 31, 2014 "You live in a sewer Frank, day after day. How can you do that without becoming more & more callous?" "That's where half of it is". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 2,557 #825 Posted March 31, 2014 "We must all compromise Lieutenant". "Bullshit! - Get the hell out of here". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 767 #826 Posted March 31, 2014 You gonna marrey my brothere, why you wanna selle youre life shorte? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Timmys_Trick_Turkey 20 #827 Posted March 31, 2014 ...its called Catch 22. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 143 #828 Posted March 31, 2014 that's some catch that catch 22 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 767 #829 Posted March 31, 2014 "Ist the beste theire is," Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MauiPunter 221 #830 Posted March 31, 2014 "Some days you just cant get rid of a bomb" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Willin' 85 #831 Posted March 31, 2014 You ever pick your toes in Poughkeepsie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monsoon 157 #832 Posted March 31, 2014 There you are, your own number on your very own door. And behind that door, your very own office! Welcome to the team, DZ-015. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ishmael 1,768 #833 Posted April 1, 2014 You are a very troublesome little fellow. I think I should teach you one of my special lessons? What do you think, Robert? Benson? What would look nice? Half-warthog? Half-donkey? Half-oyster? Half-carrot? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
corvallisc 0 #834 Posted April 10, 2014 You call that a KNIFE? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alcatraz5768 128 #835 Posted April 10, 2014 One, Two - your face, my shoe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 2,557 #836 Posted April 10, 2014 THIS is a knife! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 2,557 #837 Posted April 10, 2014 He stopped after I smashed my chin down on his fist a few times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClevelandSteamer 0 #838 Posted April 10, 2014 Capt. Ramsey: We're here to preserve democracy, not practice it. Capt. Ramsey: I expect and demand your very best. Anything less, you should have joined the Air Force.Capt. Ramsey: All I ask is that you keep up with me. If you can't, then that strange sensation you'll be feeling in the seat of your pants will be my boot in your ass! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 2,557 #839 Posted April 11, 2014 I can get you guns This life is hard - it's harder if you're stupid. This is it for the Scal - he's never gonna see the sun shine again. . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 143 #840 Posted April 11, 2014 Just one more thing ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 143 #841 Posted April 11, 2014 I am big! It's the pictures that got small. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alcatraz5768 128 #842 Posted April 11, 2014 I pronounce it De-ur-tay. It's kinda cool. It's Dirt son. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Rockatansky 117 #843 Posted April 11, 2014 I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 143 #844 Posted April 11, 2014 Round up the usual suspects. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
White Lightnin' 140 #845 Posted April 11, 2014 Yeah, but I shoot with this one.... WL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
House Salad 2 #846 Posted April 11, 2014 A Stanford MBA named Roy Raymond wants to buy his wife some lingerie but he's too embarrassed to shop for it at a department store. He comes up with an idea for a high end place that doesn't make you feel like a pervert. He gets a $40,000 bank loan, borrows another $40,000 from his in-laws, opens a store, and calls it Victoria's Secret. Makes a half million dollars his first year. He starts a catalog, opens three more stores and after five years he sells the company to Leslie Wexner and the Limited for four million dollars. Happy ending, right? Except two years later, the company's worth 500 million dollars and Roy Raymond jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge. Poor guy just wanted to buy his wife a pair of thigh-highs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 143 #847 Posted April 11, 2014 Well, if four of anything come at me at one time, you might lend a fist. Up until that I can pretty well take care of myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 2,557 #848 Posted April 11, 2014 Life's a bitch - and then you die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Rockatansky 117 #849 Posted April 18, 2014 This is a matter best disposed of from a great height…. over water Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 767 #850 Posted April 19, 2014 ^^^ N by NW Ime sorrey I hade a fite in the middelle of youre Black Panthere partey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClevelandSteamer 0 #852 Posted April 19, 2014 You can't handle the (t)ruth! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USA190520 13 #853 Posted April 20, 2014 You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
10thTonner 48 #854 Posted April 20, 2014 Life's like a penis. If it's soft you don't get a grip on it, if it's hard you're fucked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 767 #855 Posted April 20, 2014 The man lickes to playe chesse, lest gettem some rockes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 767 #856 Posted May 1, 2014 I saide when woake up thisse mornin I herde a disterbing sonde! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 143 #857 Posted May 1, 2014 Let me have a Three Musketeers, and a ball point pen, and one of those combs there, a pint of Old Harper, a couple of flash light batteries and some beef jerky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Son of a Sailor 18 #858 Posted May 1, 2014 Never apologize, mister, it's a sign of weakness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Son of a Sailor 18 #859 Posted May 1, 2014 AK-47 — the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Son of a Sailor 18 #860 Posted May 1, 2014 How do you right women so well? I think of a man and take away reason and accountability. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 767 #861 Posted May 2, 2014 Caulle me Roye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Perry 458 #862 Posted May 3, 2014 Oh, if this is fire, then she must be wood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Headntac 1 #863 Posted May 3, 2014 quiet.....sandpaper! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Timmys_Trick_Turkey 20 #864 Posted May 3, 2014 Captain, I know this man. His next turn will be to the right.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
valis 83 #865 Posted May 4, 2014 Son of a bitch must pay! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClevelandSteamer 0 #866 Posted May 5, 2014 I love the smell of napalm in the morning Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
House Salad 2 #867 Posted May 5, 2014 I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flatbag 30 #868 Posted May 6, 2014 Charlie don't surf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 767 #869 Posted May 6, 2014 Charlie don't surf CDS.jpg Bille, I thick we ouht to waite forr the tiide to come up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flatbag 30 #870 Posted May 6, 2014 What the hell do you know about surfing, Major? You're from goddamned New Jersey! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClevelandSteamer 0 #871 Posted May 6, 2014 Holy dogshit, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don’t look much like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pbd 12 #872 Posted May 10, 2014 Never get out of the boat, never get out of the boat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingdog 1 #873 Posted May 10, 2014 Peanut butter... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
triciarob 2 #874 Posted May 18, 2014 My boy says he can eat 50 eggs, he can eat 50 eggs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Willin' 85 #875 Posted May 19, 2014 I'm walkin' heah!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 767 #876 Posted May 19, 2014 The simpelle facte is you feel eresponssibelle fore Goose an you halve a confidience probem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Rockatansky 117 #877 Posted May 19, 2014 I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
White Lightnin' 140 #878 Posted May 19, 2014 I got something to say "Its better to burn out, than fade away" WL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FoolOnTheHill 19 #879 Posted May 19, 2014 I got something to say "Its better to burn out, than fade away" WL There can be only one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Headntac 1 #880 Posted May 20, 2014 ya nitwit youre supposed to be washing windows not diving out of them.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 767 #881 Posted May 20, 2014 Butte the worse thing I evere done - I mixte a potte of fake puke at home and then I wente to this moovie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climed up to the ballconey and then, ttthen, I made a noice licke this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it overt the side, alle overt the peopel in the audence. And then, this was horribelle, alle the peopel started getteng sick and throwing up alle overt each orther. I nevere felte so bad in my entire liife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobie18rich 3 #882 Posted May 20, 2014 Napalm and Silly Putty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snapper95 0 #883 Posted May 21, 2014 Let me hear your guns! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kirwan 250 #884 Posted May 21, 2014 Fill your hand, you son of a bitch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Perry 458 #885 Posted May 21, 2014 I got that one Snags, GOONIES, a favorite of my boys. How about this one: I like to watch Eve. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 767 #886 Posted May 21, 2014 Bieng theire? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Perry 458 #887 Posted May 21, 2014 Right Snagster. Hey, your mail box is full. I sent you a long PM but it would not go through. Fuck that. I type my ass of I it won;t go through? Anyway, many thanks for bringing back some memories. some painful, but memories are what Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steam Flyer 1,015 #888 Posted May 22, 2014 Butte the worse thing I evere done - I mixte a potte of fake puke at home and then I wente to this moovie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climed up to the ballconey and then, ttthen, I made a noice licke this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it overt the side, alle overt the peopel in the audence. And then, this was horribelle, alle the peopel started getteng sick and throwing up alle overt each orther. I nevere felte so bad in my entire liife. Don't lie You didn't feel bad, you enjoyed the whole fucking thing FB- Doug Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
corvallisc 0 #889 Posted May 22, 2014 I remember back in band camp... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 767 #890 Posted May 22, 2014 I caulle that bolde talk for a oune eiyed fatte man! Fill your hand, you son of a bitch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
House Salad 2 #891 Posted May 22, 2014 When I left, I joined the Army, and when I took the service exam, my psych profile fit a certain... "moral flexibility" would be the best way to describe it. I was loaned out to a CIA-sponsored program - it's called "mechanical operations" - and we sort of found each other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PIL66 458 #892 Posted May 22, 2014 "God, you've got great tits! Great big whoppers of things! One of the seven wonders of the world Flo...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 2,557 #893 Posted May 22, 2014 "I always had a weakness for strong minded, iron willed, independent women with big hooters." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steam Flyer 1,015 #894 Posted May 22, 2014 "I always had a weakness for strong minded, iron willed, independent women with big hooters." "So, it looks like we're visiting among the poor folks today, Earl?" "This is -my- house." DSK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artie_pitt 11 #895 Posted May 22, 2014 That's pride fucking with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Headntac 1 #896 Posted May 22, 2014 now... i don't want anymore arguments ouda you,.....get up that pole.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
