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      A Few Simple Rules   05/22/2017

      Sailing Anarchy is a very lightly moderated site. This is by design, to afford a more free atmosphere for discussion. There are plenty of sailing forums you can go to where swearing isn't allowed, confrontation is squelched and, and you can have a moderator finger-wag at you for your attitude. SA tries to avoid that and allow for more adult behavior without moderators editing your posts and whacking knuckles with rulers. We don't have a long list of published "thou shalt nots" either, and this is by design. Too many absolute rules paints us into too many corners. So check the Terms of Service - there IS language there about certain types of behavior that is not permitted. We interpret that lightly and permit a lot of latitude, but we DO reserve the right to take action when something is too extreme to tolerate (too racist, graphic, violent, misogynistic, etc.). Yes, that is subjective, but it allows us discretion. Avoiding a laundry list of rules allows for freedom; don't abuse it. However there ARE a few basic rules that will earn you a suspension, and apparently a brief refresher is in order. 1) Allegations of pedophilia - there is no tolerance for this. So if you make allegations, jokes, innuendo or suggestions about child molestation, child pornography, abuse or inappropriate behavior with minors etc. about someone on this board you will get a time out. This is pretty much automatic; this behavior can have real world effect and is not acceptable. Obviously the subject is not banned when discussion of it is apropos, e.g. talking about an item in the news for instance. But allegations or references directed at or about another poster is verboten. 2) Outing people - providing real world identifiable information about users on the forums who prefer to remain anonymous. Yes, some of us post with our real names - not a problem to use them. However many do NOT, and if you find out someone's name keep it to yourself, first or last. This also goes for other identifying information too - employer information etc. You don't need too many pieces of data to figure out who someone really is these days. Depending on severity you might get anything from a scolding to a suspension - so don't do it. I know it can be confusing sometimes for newcomers, as SA has been around almost twenty years and there are some people that throw their real names around and their current Display Name may not match the name they have out in the public. But if in doubt, you don't want to accidentally out some one so use caution, even if it's a personal friend of yours in real life. 3) Posting While Suspended - If you've earned a timeout (these are fairly rare and hard to get), please observe the suspension. If you create a new account (a "Sock Puppet") and return to the forums to post with it before your suspension is up you WILL get more time added to your original suspension and lose your Socks. This behavior may result a permanent ban, since it shows you have zero respect for the few rules we have and the moderating team that is tasked with supporting them. Check the Terms of Service you agreed to; they apply to the individual agreeing, not the account you created, so don't try to Sea Lawyer us if you get caught. Just don't do it. Those are the three that will almost certainly get you into some trouble. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE DO ONE OF THESE THINGS, please do the following: Refrain from quoting the offending text, it makes the thread cleanup a pain in the rear Press the Report button; it is by far the best way to notify Admins as we will get e-mails. Calling out for Admins in the middle of threads, sending us PM's, etc. - there is no guarantee we will get those in a timely fashion. There are multiple Moderators in multiple time zones around the world, and anyone one of us can handle the Report and all of us will be notified about it. But if you PM one Mod directly and he's off line, the problem will get dealt with much more slowly. Other behaviors that you might want to think twice before doing include: Intentionally disrupting threads and discussions repeatedly. Off topic/content free trolling in threads to disrupt dialog Stalking users around the forums with the intent to disrupt content and discussion Repeated posting of overly graphic or scatological porn content. There are plenty web sites for you to get your freak on, don't do it here. And a brief note to Newbies... No, we will not ban people or censor them for dropping F-bombs on you, using foul language, etc. so please don't report it when one of our members gives you a greeting you may find shocking. We do our best not to censor content here and playing swearword police is not in our job descriptions. Sailing Anarchy is more like a bar than a classroom, so handle it like you would meeting someone a little coarse - don't look for the teacher. Thanks.
Max Rockatansky

never fuckin' mind

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I object your honor,and ask to have the last question be stricken from the records,it is mearly an attempt to inlfluence this intelligent broadminded and intulectual jury.

 

Quiet polly.

 

Please take of your hat. :P

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Yes.... wanna get pancakes?

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I have a gun and a shovel - you wouldn't be missed.

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If you ever think of making my daughter unhappy, remember that I have no problem going back to prison.

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i didn't get a harrumph outta that guy

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Why you awways bring me junk, ass monkeys?

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If we notte victorrusse, lette nooune come backe alliive!!!

 

Behined hime stoode a salive holdeng a goldene crowne, wisperng a warnig, "Alle glorrey is fleeteng....."

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We will rule over all this land, and we will call it........."This Land."

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I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

Government:

If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see the solutions.

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Once more, we play our dangerous game, a game of chess against our old adversary — The American Navy.

 



Comrades, our own fleet doesn't know our full potential. They will do everything possible to test us; but they will only test their own embarassment.

 

 

 

Anatoli, you're afraid of our fleet. Well, you should be. Personally, I'd give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?

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I really admire your shoes

 

But as much as I admire your shoes

 

I wouldn't want to be in your shoes at this particular moment in time

 

 

WL

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Once more, we play our dangerous game, a game of chess against our old adversary — The American Navy.

 

 

 

Comrades, our own fleet doesn't know our full potential. They will do everything possible to test us; but they will only test their own embarassment.

 

 

 

Anatoli, you're afraid of our fleet. Well, you should be. Personally, I'd give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?

 

 

Now that's a good movie.

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What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz....Chicken?

 

You have the ring. And I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.

 

Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted!

 

1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

 

1, 2, 3, 4, 5? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!

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She's a bass. Who knew?

 

Great movie but I always wonder if Lone star ever got to ride the Vespa???

 

WL

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Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?

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"You live in a sewer Frank, day after day. How can you do that without becoming more & more callous?"

 

"That's where half of it is".

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"We must all compromise Lieutenant".

 

"Bullshit! - Get the hell out of here".

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that's some catch that catch 22

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"Some days you just cant get rid of a bomb"

 

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You ever pick your toes in Poughkeepsie?

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There you are, your own number on your very own door. And behind that door, your very own office! Welcome to the team, DZ-015.

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You are a very troublesome little fellow. I think I should teach you one of my special lessons? What do you think, Robert? Benson? What would look nice? Half-warthog? Half-donkey? Half-oyster? Half-carrot?

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THIS is a knife!

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He stopped after I smashed my chin down on his fist a few times.

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Capt. Ramsey: We're here to preserve democracy, not practice it.

 

Capt. Ramsey: I expect and demand your very best. Anything less, you should have joined the Air Force.

Capt. Ramsey: All I ask is that you keep up with me. If you can't, then that strange sensation you'll be feeling in the seat of your pants will be my boot in your ass!

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I can get you guns

 

This life is hard - it's harder if you're stupid.

 

This is it for the Scal - he's never gonna see the sun shine again.




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Just one more thing ...

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I am big! It's the pictures that got small.

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Round up the usual suspects.

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Yeah, but I shoot with this one....

 

WL

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A Stanford MBA named Roy Raymond wants to buy his wife some lingerie but he's too embarrassed to shop for it at a department store. He comes up with an idea for a high end place that doesn't make you feel like a pervert. He gets a $40,000 bank loan, borrows another $40,000 from his in-laws, opens a store, and calls it Victoria's Secret. Makes a half million dollars his first year. He starts a catalog, opens three more stores and after five years he sells the company to Leslie Wexner and the Limited for four million dollars. Happy ending, right? Except two years later, the company's worth 500 million dollars and Roy Raymond jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge. Poor guy just wanted to buy his wife a pair of thigh-highs.

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Well, if four of anything come at me at one time, you might lend a fist. Up until that I can pretty well take care of myself.

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Life's a bitch - and then you die.

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You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!

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Life's like a penis. If it's soft you don't get a grip on it, if it's hard you're fucked.

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Let me have a Three Musketeers, and a ball point pen, and one of those combs there, a pint of Old Harper, a couple of flash light batteries and some beef jerky.

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AK-47 — the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

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quiet.....sandpaper!

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I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

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Charlie don't surf

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What the hell do you know about surfing, Major? You're from goddamned New Jersey!

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Holy dogshit, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don’t look much like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

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Never get out of the boat, never get out of the boat.

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My boy says he can eat 50 eggs, he can eat 50 eggs.

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I'm walkin' heah!!!!!

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I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!

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I got something to say

"Its better to burn out, than fade away"

 

WL

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I got something to say

"Its better to burn out, than fade away"

 

WL

There can be only one!

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ya nitwit youre supposed to be washing windows not diving out of them....

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Butte the worse thing I evere done - I mixte a potte of fake puke at home and then I wente to this moovie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climed up to the ballconey and then, ttthen, I made a noice licke this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it overt the side, alle overt the peopel in the audence. And then, this was horribelle, alle the peopel started getteng sick and throwing up alle overt each orther. I nevere felte so bad in my entire liife.

 

:)

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Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!

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I got that one Snags, GOONIES, a favorite of my boys.

 

How about this one:

I like to watch Eve.

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Right Snagster.

 

Hey, your mail box is full. I sent you a long PM but it would not go through. Fuck that. I type my ass of I it won;t go through?

 

Anyway, many thanks for bringing back some memories. some painful, but memories are what

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Butte the worse thing I evere done - I mixte a potte of fake puke at home and then I wente to this moovie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climed up to the ballconey and then, ttthen, I made a noice licke this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it overt the side, alle overt the peopel in the audence. And then, this was horribelle, alle the peopel started getteng sick and throwing up alle overt each orther. I nevere felte so bad in my entire liife.

 

:)

 

 

Don't lie

You didn't feel bad, you enjoyed the whole fucking thing

B)

 

FB- Doug

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I remember back in band camp...

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When I left, I joined the Army, and when I took the service exam, my psych profile fit a certain... "moral flexibility" would be the best way to describe it. I was loaned out to a CIA-sponsored program - it's called "mechanical operations" - and we sort of found each other.

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"God, you've got great tits! Great big whoppers of things! One of the seven wonders of the world Flo...."

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"I always had a weakness for strong minded, iron willed, independent women with big hooters."

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"I always had a weakness for strong minded, iron willed, independent women with big hooters."

 

"So, it looks like we're visiting among the poor folks today, Earl?"

 

"This is -my- house."

 

DSK

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now... i don't want anymore arguments ouda you,.....get up that pole.. B)

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Well, Blow Me Down! Ge Ge Ge Ge Ge Ge

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