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Married to a Doll: Why One Man Advocates Synthetic Love

 

 

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Davecat met his future wife, Sidore Kuroneko at a goth club in 2000, so the story goes. The less romantic but perhaps more true version is that he saved up for a year and a half to buy her online. She cost about $6,000.

 

Sidore is a RealDoll, manufactured by Abyss Creations in the shape of a human woman. She is covered in artificial skin made of silicone, so she’s soft. These high-end, anatomically correct—even equipped with fake tongues—love dolls (or capital-D Dolls) are ostensibly made for sex. But 40-year-old Davecat (a nickname acquired from videogames that he now prefers to go by) and others who call themselves iDollators see their dolls as life partners, not sex toys. Davecat and Sidore (or, as he sometimes calls her, Shi-chan) obviously aren’t legally married, but they do have matching wedding bands that say “Synthetik [sic] love lasts forever,” and he says they’re considering some sort of ceremony for their 15th anniversary. more

 

 

Or, I suppose one could go the holographic route...

 

 

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From the pic, looks like it could actually be bigamy -- or maybe just a threesome... ?

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Actually, one is the wife, one is the live-in mistress.

 

One must know one's purpose in... uhhh... life.

 

I guess.

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But can she make french toast on a boat?

 

Good question.

 

I would think that the ability to "make french toast on a boat" would -- and should -- rate (much) higher than "never gets seasick."

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Nope...nothing wrong here....

 

Harde to beleve shede be a volcanoe inthe sacke, youde thick hede licke a moire sponstaneouse parnter.

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Nope...nothing wrong here....

Harde to beleve shede be a volcanoe inthe sacke, youde thick hede licke a moire sponstaneouse parnter.

Whelcom bakc

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Nope...nothing wrong here....

 

Harde to beleve shede be a volcanoe inthe sacke, youde thick hede licke a moire sponstaneouse parnter.

You have heard of necrophilia, haven't you?

 

Welcome back.

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Think of how f'ing awesome it'd be to have one of these dolls... Not for sex, but for the fun of being seen from afar doing things that, done on a real person, would be illegal/immoral or otherwise disgustingly shocking to bystanders...

 

Imagine bring at a movie when the guy in front of you leaps up and backhands his chick, grabs her by the collar and drags her out of the theater yelling, "I said extra butter you c@nt!"

 

Or the ol, hang her in the window... Or cram her in the trunk at a crowded mall... The possibilities are endless, well almost endless, pretty sure even she won't fuck gaytor..

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This thread may eventually be combined with the "when toys go bad" thread

 

Oh and btw Do you know how to clean a sex doll?

Turn her inside out and shake the fuck out if her

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you think the guys with realistic dolls look down on those with the fabric wimmen?

saddest-support-group-ever-25658-1317314

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Holy Hell!

 

That ^ is one strange and pathetic scene! What is it? A support group for guys with upscale inflate-a-mates where they sit around and say, "she never talks to me, all she wants to do is cuddle"?

 

The guy in the front row holding her hand....

 

The guy in the second row with the pink Superman t-shirt and pearls...

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See, now that's exactly the sort of judgement that is nice to avoid.

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Holy Hell!

 

That ^ is one strange and pathetic scene! What is it? A support group for guys with upscale inflate-a-mates where they sit around and say, "she never talks to me, all she wants to do is cuddle"?

 

The guy in the front row holding her hand....

 

The guy in the second row with the pink Superman t-shirt and pearls...

just like real life. The guy with the most money has the hottest date

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If they have a mute button, they're perfect!

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2:10 seconds in....

 

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Holy Hell!

 

That ^ is one strange and pathetic scene! What is it? A support group for guys with upscale inflate-a-mates where they sit around and say, "she never talks to me, all she wants to do is cuddle"?

 

The guy in the front row holding her hand....

 

The guy in the second row with the pink Superman t-shirt and pearls...

Maybe it's pathetic ...

 

or maybe it's a bunch of guys who found out how to escape the eternal emotional slavery and psychic torture of women without having to go gay?

 

 

I vote pathetic. But then I've only been married for about 14 years. Give me another 14 and I might change my mind.

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For some really disturbing viewing, YouTube "Real Dolls".

One should not be surprised that so many of these guys still live at home.

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HBO's Real Sex had a thing on this. It was.... creepy.

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Pretty expensive way to go, just to use the car pool lanes.....

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For health insurance, would it cover silicone breast augmentation surgery?

 

I wonder if they qualify for domestic partner benefits from employers.

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For health insurance, would it cover silicone breast augmentation surgery?

 

I wonder if they qualify for domestic partner benefits from employers.

 

 

More importantly, if the relationship fails, are they eligible for vaginamony?....

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Holy Hell!

 

That ^ is one strange and pathetic scene! What is it? A support group for guys with upscale inflate-a-mates where they sit around and say, "she never talks to me, all she wants to do is cuddle"?

 

The guy in the front row holding her hand....

 

The guy in the second row with the pink Superman t-shirt and pearls...

 

I give the guy front right credit for showing up with that blow up thing. Lol.

 

Like it's been mentioned, there is a reason these guys till live at home. Yikes.

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