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      A Few Simple Rules   05/22/2017

      Sailing Anarchy is a very lightly moderated site. This is by design, to afford a more free atmosphere for discussion. There are plenty of sailing forums you can go to where swearing isn't allowed, confrontation is squelched and, and you can have a moderator finger-wag at you for your attitude. SA tries to avoid that and allow for more adult behavior without moderators editing your posts and whacking knuckles with rulers. We don't have a long list of published "thou shalt nots" either, and this is by design. Too many absolute rules paints us into too many corners. So check the Terms of Service - there IS language there about certain types of behavior that is not permitted. We interpret that lightly and permit a lot of latitude, but we DO reserve the right to take action when something is too extreme to tolerate (too racist, graphic, violent, misogynistic, etc.). Yes, that is subjective, but it allows us discretion. Avoiding a laundry list of rules allows for freedom; don't abuse it. However there ARE a few basic rules that will earn you a suspension, and apparently a brief refresher is in order. 1) Allegations of pedophilia - there is no tolerance for this. So if you make allegations, jokes, innuendo or suggestions about child molestation, child pornography, abuse or inappropriate behavior with minors etc. about someone on this board you will get a time out. This is pretty much automatic; this behavior can have real world effect and is not acceptable. Obviously the subject is not banned when discussion of it is apropos, e.g. talking about an item in the news for instance. But allegations or references directed at or about another poster is verboten. 2) Outing people - providing real world identifiable information about users on the forums who prefer to remain anonymous. Yes, some of us post with our real names - not a problem to use them. However many do NOT, and if you find out someone's name keep it to yourself, first or last. This also goes for other identifying information too - employer information etc. You don't need too many pieces of data to figure out who someone really is these days. Depending on severity you might get anything from a scolding to a suspension - so don't do it. I know it can be confusing sometimes for newcomers, as SA has been around almost twenty years and there are some people that throw their real names around and their current Display Name may not match the name they have out in the public. But if in doubt, you don't want to accidentally out some one so use caution, even if it's a personal friend of yours in real life. 3) Posting While Suspended - If you've earned a timeout (these are fairly rare and hard to get), please observe the suspension. If you create a new account (a "Sock Puppet") and return to the forums to post with it before your suspension is up you WILL get more time added to your original suspension and lose your Socks. This behavior may result a permanent ban, since it shows you have zero respect for the few rules we have and the moderating team that is tasked with supporting them. Check the Terms of Service you agreed to; they apply to the individual agreeing, not the account you created, so don't try to Sea Lawyer us if you get caught. Just don't do it. Those are the three that will almost certainly get you into some trouble. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE DO ONE OF THESE THINGS, please do the following: Refrain from quoting the offending text, it makes the thread cleanup a pain in the rear Press the Report button; it is by far the best way to notify Admins as we will get e-mails. Calling out for Admins in the middle of threads, sending us PM's, etc. - there is no guarantee we will get those in a timely fashion. There are multiple Moderators in multiple time zones around the world, and anyone one of us can handle the Report and all of us will be notified about it. But if you PM one Mod directly and he's off line, the problem will get dealt with much more slowly. Other behaviors that you might want to think twice before doing include: Intentionally disrupting threads and discussions repeatedly. Off topic/content free trolling in threads to disrupt dialog Stalking users around the forums with the intent to disrupt content and discussion Repeated posting of overly graphic or scatological porn content. There are plenty web sites for you to get your freak on, don't do it here. And a brief note to Newbies... No, we will not ban people or censor them for dropping F-bombs on you, using foul language, etc. so please don't report it when one of our members gives you a greeting you may find shocking. We do our best not to censor content here and playing swearword police is not in our job descriptions. Sailing Anarchy is more like a bar than a classroom, so handle it like you would meeting someone a little coarse - don't look for the teacher. Thanks.

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A possible solution for one's dating problems

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Married to a Doll: Why One Man Advocates Synthetic Love

 

 

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Davecat met his future wife, Sidore Kuroneko at a goth club in 2000, so the story goes. The less romantic but perhaps more true version is that he saved up for a year and a half to buy her online. She cost about $6,000.

 

Sidore is a RealDoll, manufactured by Abyss Creations in the shape of a human woman. She is covered in artificial skin made of silicone, so she’s soft. These high-end, anatomically correct—even equipped with fake tongues—love dolls (or capital-D Dolls) are ostensibly made for sex. But 40-year-old Davecat (a nickname acquired from videogames that he now prefers to go by) and others who call themselves iDollators see their dolls as life partners, not sex toys. Davecat and Sidore (or, as he sometimes calls her, Shi-chan) obviously aren’t legally married, but they do have matching wedding bands that say “Synthetik [sic] love lasts forever,” and he says they’re considering some sort of ceremony for their 15th anniversary. more

 

 

Or, I suppose one could go the holographic route...

 

 

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From the pic, looks like it could actually be bigamy -- or maybe just a threesome... ?

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Actually, one is the wife, one is the live-in mistress.

 

One must know one's purpose in... uhhh... life.

 

I guess.

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But can she make french toast on a boat?

 

Good question.

 

I would think that the ability to "make french toast on a boat" would -- and should -- rate (much) higher than "never gets seasick."

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Nope...nothing wrong here....

 

Harde to beleve shede be a volcanoe inthe sacke, youde thick hede licke a moire sponstaneouse parnter.

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Nope...nothing wrong here....

Harde to beleve shede be a volcanoe inthe sacke, youde thick hede licke a moire sponstaneouse parnter.

Whelcom bakc

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Nope...nothing wrong here....

 

Harde to beleve shede be a volcanoe inthe sacke, youde thick hede licke a moire sponstaneouse parnter.

You have heard of necrophilia, haven't you?

 

Welcome back.

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Think of how f'ing awesome it'd be to have one of these dolls... Not for sex, but for the fun of being seen from afar doing things that, done on a real person, would be illegal/immoral or otherwise disgustingly shocking to bystanders...

 

Imagine bring at a movie when the guy in front of you leaps up and backhands his chick, grabs her by the collar and drags her out of the theater yelling, "I said extra butter you c@nt!"

 

Or the ol, hang her in the window... Or cram her in the trunk at a crowded mall... The possibilities are endless, well almost endless, pretty sure even she won't fuck gaytor..

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This thread may eventually be combined with the "when toys go bad" thread

 

Oh and btw Do you know how to clean a sex doll?

Turn her inside out and shake the fuck out if her

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you think the guys with realistic dolls look down on those with the fabric wimmen?

saddest-support-group-ever-25658-1317314

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Holy Hell!

 

That ^ is one strange and pathetic scene! What is it? A support group for guys with upscale inflate-a-mates where they sit around and say, "she never talks to me, all she wants to do is cuddle"?

 

The guy in the front row holding her hand....

 

The guy in the second row with the pink Superman t-shirt and pearls...

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See, now that's exactly the sort of judgement that is nice to avoid.

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Holy Hell!

 

That ^ is one strange and pathetic scene! What is it? A support group for guys with upscale inflate-a-mates where they sit around and say, "she never talks to me, all she wants to do is cuddle"?

 

The guy in the front row holding her hand....

 

The guy in the second row with the pink Superman t-shirt and pearls...

just like real life. The guy with the most money has the hottest date

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If they have a mute button, they're perfect!

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2:10 seconds in....

 

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Holy Hell!

 

That ^ is one strange and pathetic scene! What is it? A support group for guys with upscale inflate-a-mates where they sit around and say, "she never talks to me, all she wants to do is cuddle"?

 

The guy in the front row holding her hand....

 

The guy in the second row with the pink Superman t-shirt and pearls...

Maybe it's pathetic ...

 

or maybe it's a bunch of guys who found out how to escape the eternal emotional slavery and psychic torture of women without having to go gay?

 

 

I vote pathetic. But then I've only been married for about 14 years. Give me another 14 and I might change my mind.

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For some really disturbing viewing, YouTube "Real Dolls".

One should not be surprised that so many of these guys still live at home.

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HBO's Real Sex had a thing on this. It was.... creepy.

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Pretty expensive way to go, just to use the car pool lanes.....

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For health insurance, would it cover silicone breast augmentation surgery?

 

I wonder if they qualify for domestic partner benefits from employers.

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For health insurance, would it cover silicone breast augmentation surgery?

 

I wonder if they qualify for domestic partner benefits from employers.

 

 

More importantly, if the relationship fails, are they eligible for vaginamony?....

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Holy Hell!

 

That ^ is one strange and pathetic scene! What is it? A support group for guys with upscale inflate-a-mates where they sit around and say, "she never talks to me, all she wants to do is cuddle"?

 

The guy in the front row holding her hand....

 

The guy in the second row with the pink Superman t-shirt and pearls...

 

I give the guy front right credit for showing up with that blow up thing. Lol.

 

Like it's been mentioned, there is a reason these guys till live at home. Yikes.

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