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Teaky

This should have occurred to me before…. Teaky here BTW...

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As a community, with sailing in common, we ought to help each other out in business (like those fucking golfers). It's a bit like group-buying... All you need to do (random viewer of this) is update your SA profile.


When I used to travel for work I always went to the local yacht club bar - it was easy to meet like minded people that would look after you. I've had great nights out with anarchists in the UK, the US, SE Asia and Australia (I even married one, ...but that's an another story). For some reason I trust people that sail.


We all know that sailing is an expensive and elitist sport, (Scooter loves that aspect). We're a very desirable demographic. Just ask Rolex...


Anyway, without considering big brands, and whilst focussing on SA contributors; what I am suggesting is an open skills audit of SA. We all update our profiles to say exactly what we do. When SA'ers need a service, advice, or whatever, they'll check with the sailing community first before hiring outside of our community... Scooter, you can sort that out right???


Anymo, I'm in. ..And I'm updating my profile to something more worthwhile and professional than simply King of Tuvalu (like that's possible.).


My name is Hadley Allchurch and I am a media buyer in Sydney.


Cone,


Teaky




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Maybe we should see if Scot can get this place tidied up first, the double posts, the search function, the FP etc

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Try me Pig' o.

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your choice oldman.

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Ok..

 

The sports are two completely different animals; and don't get me wrong... if I took it up I could get obsessed like every other golfer.

 

With Golf there is you and the white ball. It's very simple, devoid of politics, very egalitarian and affordable for all and because of that you can have many a business discussion, many a contact and the sport goes on.

 

Sailing is much broader. But if you just take organised sailing/racing, it has a pecking order within teams, between teams then politics and gossip. Don't even start on the trade; it's often intertwined.

 

The moment you introduce accountability into that atmosphere, people stop saying what they think.

 

With golf you can say what you think. Nobody will stop you hitting that ball.

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I just worked a European Tour golf event and let me tell you- those golfers, organisers, green keepers....the whole fucking lot are just as pissy as us sailors. I presumed they would all get along, eat together.. you know.

There is a big pecking order between them, especially as their incomes are very public.

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As a community, with sailing in common, we ought to help each other out in business (like those fucking golfers). It's a bit like group-buying... All you need to do (random viewer of this) is update your SA profile.
When I used to travel for work I always went to the local yacht club bar - it was easy to meet like minded people that would look after you. I've had great nights out with anarchists in the UK, the US, SE Asia and Australia (I even married one, ...but that's an another story). For some reason I trust people that sail.
We all know that sailing is an expensive and elitist sport, (Scooter loves that aspect). We're a very desirable demographic. Just ask Rolex...
Anyway, without considering big brands, and whilst focussing on SA contributors; what I am suggesting is an open skills audit of SA. We all update our profiles to say exactly what we do. When SA'ers need a service, advice, or whatever, they'll check with the sailing community first before hiring outside of our community... Scooter, you can sort that out right???
Anymo, I'm in. ..And I'm updating my profile to something more worthwhile and professional than simply King of Tuvalu (like that's possible.).
My name is Hadley Allchurch and I am a media buyer in Sydney.
Cone,
Teaky

 

Shucks, I'd be telling people I'm the King of Tuvalu if I'd thought of it first

:P

 

 

Anyway this is a good idea except I agree with Mad ... this place currently is like a ship with nobody in the engine room

 

Problem is, as a retired boiler man (and certified grumpy old fart) I am of little or no use to anybody. And I like it that way. I have met a number of SA'ers and have no objection to meeting more; but the main point is ... really wanna hear the "I married an SA'er" story.

 

FB- Doug

 

CONE

CONE CONE

CONE CONE CONE

CONE CONE CONE CONE

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he must not have anything left on his desk.

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he must not have anything left on his desk.

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..ohhh,darn--I thought this was a buyer-club for that :(

 

...nice try teaky,,,an attempt to join us commoners

 

 

 

...I guess it's fairly clear what I do,,,,but boat-repairs,,glassing,composites,refinishing,,,are there as well.

......between the above and some silverwork,,I try to fund the boat-biz ;)

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Steam--

Didn't you mean to say?

 

CONE

CONE CONE

CONE CONE CONE

CONE CONE CONE CONE

CONE CONE CONE

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CONE

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My name is Alan, and I'm an alcoholic.

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...hi Allan,,,,,,,,,,, admission is the first step,,,,,,,,,,,,,,keep coming back! :)

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Steam--

Didn't you mean to say?

 

CONE

CONE CONE

CONE CONE CONE

CONE CONE CONE CONE

CONE CONE CONE

CONE CONE

CONE

 

 

LIKE !!

 

now who are you, and what is it you do, again??

 

FB- Doug

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The First rule of fight club, is........ YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB....

 

Geez you guys are gonna get a visit from SOLO and his Russian buddies if you aren't careful.

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Maybe we should see if Scot can get this place tidied up first, the double posts, the search function, the FP etc

Or fires that whiny cunt who posts front page articles. That would be a great improvement.

 

I am a founding member and president of the Thick Foreskin Foundation. I can assist with all your thick foreskin questions.

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Maybe we should see if Scot can get this place tidied up first, the double posts, the search function, the FP etc

Or fires that whiny cunt who posts front page articles. That would be a great improvement.

 

I am a founding member and president of the Thick Foreskin Foundation. I can assist with all your thick foreskin questions.

Its #1 on ********** job list if he wins the case I believe.

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My name is Alan, and I'm an alcoholic.

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...hi Allan,,,,,,,,,,, admission is the first step,,,,,,,,,,,,,,keep coming back! :)

easy does it, but do it

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Maybe we should see if Scot can get this place tidied up first, the double posts, the search function, the FP etc

Or fires that whiny cunt who posts front page articles. That would be a great improvement.

 

I am a founding member and president of the Thick Foreskin Foundation. I can assist with all your thick foreskin questions.

Its #1 on ********** job list if he wins the case I believe.

 

Can a grifter be the President? ********** 2016!

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So a guy walks into a yacht club bar and says ...

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So a guy walks into a yacht club bar and says ...

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..HIiiiiii!........my name is 'TEAKY',,,,I'm the king of Tuvalu :):)

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Steam--

Didn't you mean to say?

 

CONE

CONE CONE

CONE CONE CONE

CONE CONE CONE CONE

CONE CONE CONE

CONE CONE

CONE

 

 

LIKE !!

 

now who are you, and what is it you do, again??

 

FB- Doug

Nobody, and none of your business... :D

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So a guy walks into a yacht club bar and says ...

.

 

..HIiiiiii!........my name is 'TEAKY',,,,I'm the king of Tuvalu :):)

 

So a guy walks into a yacht club bar and says ...

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..HIiiiiii!........my name is 'TEAKY',,,,I'm the king of Tuvalu :):)

......and I have all this stuff on my desk that I don't know what to do with

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I'm sorry but I have never been able to get past the pink manbag.

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Maybe we should see if Scot can get this place tidied up first, the double posts, the search function, the FP etc

Or fires that whiny cunt who posts front page articles. That would be a great improvement.

 

I am a founding member and president of the Thick Foreskin Foundation. I can assist with all your thick foreskin questions.

Its #1 on ********** job list if he wins the case I believe.

Can a grifter be the President? ********** 2016!

Why not? Just about every other option has been elected so far.

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My name is Alan, and I'm an alcoholic.

 

I would have thought that that's the least of your problems... or were you trying to sell your positives?

 

Mex

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My name is Alan, and I'm an alcoholic.

Really? I didn't know that!

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Hey Teaky,

 

maybe a separate section not tied to one's online profile and the history of whiskey soaked posts about stupid things you've done.

 

ie Separate the two identities to protect the guilty.

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your choice oldman.

BOOM!

 

Just a scratch.

 

Where is Teaky anyway?

 

Starts a thread then disappears.

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Helloe, my naime os Bucke Nackette ande Ime am lesbiotte pornoe starre.

Not that there is anything wrong with that Snaggie.

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not a bad idea, but I have a history of 10 years of smartassedness here that I might not have spewed with my "professional" hat on.

 

how about we do it like this-

 

"I need a media buyer in Tuvalu-heavy hitter preferred. anyone fitting that description, please PM me" then we connect without outing ourselves, so we don't have to worry about HotRod biting us, ************ deposing us, DoRag shooting at us, etc.



Helloe, my naime os Bucke Nackette ande Ime am lesbiotte pornoe starre.

 

do you have a sister who's a robot? I may have known her at NYYC

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not a bad idea, but I have a history of 10 years of smartassedness here that I might not have spewed with my "professional" hat on.

 

how about we do it like this-

 

"I need a media buyer in Tuvalu-heavy hitter preferred. anyone fitting that description, please PM me" then we connect without outing ourselves, so we don't have to worry about HotRod biting us, ************ deposing us, DoRag shooting at us, etc.

 

Helloe, my naime os Bucke Nackette ande Ime am lesbiotte pornoe starre.

 

do you have a sister who's a robot? I may have known her at NYYC

Hey, now that Teaky is back where is that fat fuck Lesbian Robot.......

 

Wait a second...OMG, what if.......DM is LR.

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wasn't there something about a FiveSkin ???? :o

 

Why would anyone knowing as much about this place come back ????

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Helloe, my naime os Bucke Nackette ande Ime am lesbiotte pornoe starre.

don't know about that mate,,but you do seem to have a nice pu$$y

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This is a complex topic. That's why I think it's fine the way it is with some people useing real names and other people using pseudonyms. This allows everybody to engage as they wish, which increases participation and is ultimately good for the site. There will always be trolls. If you force everybody to use real names they will just use fake 'real' names.

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This is a complex topic. That's why I think it's fine the way it is with some people useing real names and other people using pseudonyms. This allows everybody to engage as they wish, which increases participation and is ultimately good for the site. There will always be trolls. If you force everybody to use real names they will just use fake 'real' names.

 

Ain't you from Auztrailua !!??

 

PM DoRag for a "US" Welcome Pack !!!!!

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As a community, with sailing in common, we ought to help each other out in business (like those fucking golfers). It's a bit like group-buying... All you need to do (random viewer of this) is update your SA profile.
When I used to travel for work I always went to the local yacht club bar - it was easy to meet like minded people that would look after you. I've had great nights out with anarchists in the UK, the US, SE Asia and Australia (I even married one, ...but that's an another story). For some reason I trust people that sail.
We all know that sailing is an expensive and elitist sport, (Scooter loves that aspect). We're a very desirable demographic. Just ask Rolex...
Anyway, without considering big brands, and whilst focussing on SA contributors; what I am suggesting is an open skills audit of SA. We all update our profiles to say exactly what we do. When SA'ers need a service, advice, or whatever, they'll check with the sailing community first before hiring outside of our community... Scooter, you can sort that out right???
Anymo, I'm in. ..And I'm updating my profile to something more worthwhile and professional than simply King of Tuvalu (like that's possible.).
My name is Hadley Allchurch and I am a media buyer in Sydney.
Cone,
Teaky

I'm Buffalo Bill, I make lamp shades.

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Mythical front page has it wrong... there's no way that tall, five headed asshat is Australian. He's not awesome enough. He is drunk enough - at least, he used to be before he got married. Had a baby. And bought a convertible Saab. Cool, or homo?

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Way homo and besides he did not say hello at your wedding to the goddess jas

As to the other stuff I am lydia (aka) livia mother of both claudius and caliguia or at least the aunt of one them. For a day job I pimp calendar girls.

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Please miss can write the job profile of lonely boy and his four hundred sock pupets.?

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Please miss can write the job profile of lonely boy and his four hundred sock pupets.?

From a personal perspective?

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I just worked a European Tour golf event and let me tell you- those golfers, organisers, green keepers....the whole fucking lot are just as pissy as us sailors. I presumed they would all get along, eat together.. you know.

There is a big pecking order between them, especially as their incomes are very public.

I KNEW THAT

 

I just worked a European Tour golf event and let me tell you- those golfers, organisers, green keepers....the whole fucking lot are just as pissy as us sailors. I presumed they would all get along, eat together.. you know.

There is a big pecking order between them, especially as their incomes are very public.

i knew that already. I just watched Happy Gilmore and an Shooter McGavin HATED Happy so much he bought his grandmother's house right out from under him. Asshole....

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The wife and child would suggest not homo, the convertible Saab definitely means whipped.

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Getting back on topic -

I like the concept but will stick to being SMC. If I stumble across something on here that merits my professional knowledge and I can contribute, I tend to either comment or contact the person via PM.

 

Having seen how this place can utterly trash somebody, like the guy who bitched about the cut of his doyle sails, and as general rule of internet forums for beginners, it's probably best not to put out too much personal and professional information out there. Lest some wingnut decide to email your boss about some post you did on company time.

 

Nice to see you back Teaky. Have you shredded all the resumes you got from the ill-fated "SA Antigua Race Week Team" idea?

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ok- I'm Weasel... you can find out my real name later. I buy and sell Internet traffic all over the globe. If your business is looking to drive sales, leads, lead gen, new users, mobile distribution, email sign ups, or eyeballs.....I'm your guy. I can drive any demographic, build landing pages, lead form pages help optimize your PPC, SEO and Social media channels.

 

Need 50,000 new users per week... easy----> need to drive sales leads for your business....done-------> need to email a gazillion people, got it------> need 1 million app installs, we can do it.

 

PM me if you have questions---- thanks Teaky... we should actually chat

 

HMSMWEASEL

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I think teaky has a good Idea and we should all try and patronize each other.

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I think teaky has a good Idea and we should all try and patronize each other.

 

I know all of us here at DryUV really appreciate the business from those of you here on Sailing Anarchy. The latest 60% off of Pro-Tech was the best promotion we have ever done. Many thanks to those of you who hopped in on the deal. Please post what you guys do and I will do my best to make sure we patronize your products or services.

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I think teaky has a good Idea and we should all try and patronize each other.

 

I know all of us here at DryUV really appreciate the business from those of you here on Sailing Anarchy. The latest 60% off of Pro-Tech was the best promotion we have ever done. Many thanks to those of you who hopped in on the deal. Please post what you guys do and I will do my best to make sure we patronize your products or services.

my band's cd gets released in a month.........be sure to buy it ;-)

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59 posts and No Tits ???

 

troubling

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Nice to see you back Teaks.

 

+1

Me 2.

 

Now - where the phuque is Tuffy???

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I think teaky has a good Idea and we should all try and patronize each other.

 

I know all of us here at DryUV really appreciate the business from those of you here on Sailing Anarchy. The latest 60% off of Pro-Tech was the best promotion we have ever done. Many thanks to those of you who hopped in on the deal. Please post what you guys do and I will do my best to make sure we patronize your products or services.

my band's cd gets released in a month.........be sure to buy it ;-)

 

I thought you guys were musicians, not investors??? jeebus this stuff's confusing... :-)

(throw up a link when it hits - I'll get one)

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Helloe, my naime os Bucke Nackette ande Ime am lesbiotte pornoe starre.

 

Mabey I shoud of addid "asse by ringe" l.p.s. :)

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1) this ain't LinkedIn

 

2) I would not trust the proprietors of this site with any personal information


3) It's a rough crowd and that's the point. No sport has more per-capita dicks than sailing- its the king of dick sports, ruled by the king of dicks, Larry Ellison.

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troubling

Just for you:

 

 

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I'm not sure you guys have fully grasped the concept here. But we do seem to be on the right track eh. Like Scot said, we ought to be proud of our community in most cases.

 

I got a very funny PM - someone saying "like the idea, but your profile does've have any info in it". That's true, but mainly because the fields aren't relevant.

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59 posts and No Tits ???

 

troubling

OK, if you insist...

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Simon here, Shipping (Logistics)...

Like you give a shit :-)

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Ah hah ha.

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I think teaky has a good Idea and we should all try and patronize each other.

 

I know all of us here at DryUV really appreciate the business from those of you here on Sailing Anarchy. The latest 60% off of Pro-Tech was the best promotion we have ever done. Many thanks to those of you who hopped in on the deal. Please post what you guys do and I will do my best to make sure we patronize your products or services.

my band's cd gets released in a month.........be sure to buy it ;-)

 

You'd be better off doing an IPO... 'tis the age of equity over debt instruments

 

FB- Doug

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59 posts and No Tits ???

 

troubling

OK, if you insist...

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Simon here, Shipping (Logistics)...

Like you give a shit :-)

 

Artist : Zac Brown Band

Song: Toes

Lyrics:

I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand

Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand

Life is good today

Life is good today

 

Well, the plane touched down just about 3 o'clock

And the city's still on my mind

Bikinis and palm trees danced in my head

I was still in the baggage line

Concrete and cars are their own prison bars

like this life I'm living in

But the plane brought me farther; I'm surrounded by water

And I'm not going back again

 

I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand

Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand

Life is good today

Life is good today

 

Adios and vaya con dios

Yeah I'm leaving GA

And if it weren't for tequila and pretty senoritas

I'd have no reason to stay

Adios and vaya con dios

Yeah I'm leaving GA

Gonna lay in the hot sun and roll a big fat one

And grab my guitar and play

 

Four days flew by like a drunk Friday night

as the summer drew to an end

They couldn't believe that I just couldn't leave

And I bid adieu to my friends

Because my bartender she's from the islands

Her body's been kissed by the sun :o :o :o

And beat to Fuck with an UGLYSTICK

Till I wouldn't Hit It with Your Dick

And coconut replaces the smell of the bar

and I don't know if it's her or the rum

 

I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand

Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand

Life is good today

Life is good today

 

Adios and vaya con dios

A long way from the lake

Its where all the muchachas they call me "big poppa"

when I throw pesos their way

Adios and vaya con dios

A long way from GA

Someone do me a favor and pass me the Jaeger

And I'll grab my guitar and play

 

Adios and vaya con dios

Going home now to stay

The senoritas don't care-o when there's no dinero

I got no money to stay

Adios and vaya con dios

Going home now to stay

 

Just gonna prop up by the lake

With my ass in a lawn chair, toes in the clay

Not a worry in the world, a PBR on the way

Life is good today

Life is good today.

Zac Brown Band - Toes Lyrics

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