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      A Few Simple Rules   05/22/2017

      Sailing Anarchy is a very lightly moderated site. This is by design, to afford a more free atmosphere for discussion. There are plenty of sailing forums you can go to where swearing isn't allowed, confrontation is squelched and, and you can have a moderator finger-wag at you for your attitude. SA tries to avoid that and allow for more adult behavior without moderators editing your posts and whacking knuckles with rulers. We don't have a long list of published "thou shalt nots" either, and this is by design. Too many absolute rules paints us into too many corners. So check the Terms of Service - there IS language there about certain types of behavior that is not permitted. We interpret that lightly and permit a lot of latitude, but we DO reserve the right to take action when something is too extreme to tolerate (too racist, graphic, violent, misogynistic, etc.). Yes, that is subjective, but it allows us discretion. Avoiding a laundry list of rules allows for freedom; don't abuse it. However there ARE a few basic rules that will earn you a suspension, and apparently a brief refresher is in order. 1) Allegations of pedophilia - there is no tolerance for this. So if you make allegations, jokes, innuendo or suggestions about child molestation, child pornography, abuse or inappropriate behavior with minors etc. about someone on this board you will get a time out. This is pretty much automatic; this behavior can have real world effect and is not acceptable. Obviously the subject is not banned when discussion of it is apropos, e.g. talking about an item in the news for instance. But allegations or references directed at or about another poster is verboten. 2) Outing people - providing real world identifiable information about users on the forums who prefer to remain anonymous. Yes, some of us post with our real names - not a problem to use them. However many do NOT, and if you find out someone's name keep it to yourself, first or last. This also goes for other identifying information too - employer information etc. You don't need too many pieces of data to figure out who someone really is these days. Depending on severity you might get anything from a scolding to a suspension - so don't do it. I know it can be confusing sometimes for newcomers, as SA has been around almost twenty years and there are some people that throw their real names around and their current Display Name may not match the name they have out in the public. But if in doubt, you don't want to accidentally out some one so use caution, even if it's a personal friend of yours in real life. 3) Posting While Suspended - If you've earned a timeout (these are fairly rare and hard to get), please observe the suspension. If you create a new account (a "Sock Puppet") and return to the forums to post with it before your suspension is up you WILL get more time added to your original suspension and lose your Socks. This behavior may result a permanent ban, since it shows you have zero respect for the few rules we have and the moderating team that is tasked with supporting them. Check the Terms of Service you agreed to; they apply to the individual agreeing, not the account you created, so don't try to Sea Lawyer us if you get caught. Just don't do it. Those are the three that will almost certainly get you into some trouble. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE DO ONE OF THESE THINGS, please do the following: Refrain from quoting the offending text, it makes the thread cleanup a pain in the rear Press the Report button; it is by far the best way to notify Admins as we will get e-mails. Calling out for Admins in the middle of threads, sending us PM's, etc. - there is no guarantee we will get those in a timely fashion. There are multiple Moderators in multiple time zones around the world, and anyone one of us can handle the Report and all of us will be notified about it. But if you PM one Mod directly and he's off line, the problem will get dealt with much more slowly. Other behaviors that you might want to think twice before doing include: Intentionally disrupting threads and discussions repeatedly. Off topic/content free trolling in threads to disrupt dialog Stalking users around the forums with the intent to disrupt content and discussion Repeated posting of overly graphic or scatological porn content. There are plenty web sites for you to get your freak on, don't do it here. And a brief note to Newbies... No, we will not ban people or censor them for dropping F-bombs on you, using foul language, etc. so please don't report it when one of our members gives you a greeting you may find shocking. We do our best not to censor content here and playing swearword police is not in our job descriptions. Sailing Anarchy is more like a bar than a classroom, so handle it like you would meeting someone a little coarse - don't look for the teacher. Thanks.
    • B.J. Porter

      Moderation Team Change   06/16/2017

      After fifteen years of volunteer moderation at SA, I will no longer be part of the moderation team. The decision to step aside is mine, and has been some time in the works but we did not wish to announce it in advance for a number of reasons. It's been fun, but I need my time back for other purposes now. The Underdawg admin account will not be monitored until further notice, as I will be relinquishing control of it along with my administrative privileges. Zapata will continue on as a moderator, and any concerns or issues can be directed to that account or to the Editor until further notice. Anyone interested in helping moderate the forums should reach out to Scot by sending a PM to the Editor account. Please note that I am not leaving the community, I am merely stepping aside from Admin responsibilities and privileges on the site.

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the first cut is the deepest

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ex konica in the cooksons shed getting a new ass end?

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^^^^^ he said ass :o

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Pyewacket getting cut up again?

 

nah, I don't see those fucking idiotic wings.

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ex konica in the cooksons shed getting a new ass end?

Quiet day at work?

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Would have like to have seen those longitudinals left uncut for a few hundred mm past the cut. For that matter joining the hull on the bulkhead is questionable.

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the front fell off...

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sometimes ya gutta do what ya gutta do

 

when you can only afford the next smaller slip

 

Piano-Hinge along top

 

flip up in slip - flip down to get around

 

old Indianan trick ;)

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The boat version of a star's post sailing movie rhinoplasty? (Bonus points for guessing the movie & actress!). Remember it will be beautiful afterwards!

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Planing step?

 

Garmin missing their cut?

 

Fat bottom girl (you make the rockin' world go 'round!)

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The boat version of a star's post sailing movie rhinoplasty? (Bonus points for guessing the movie & actress!). Remember it will be beautiful afterwards!

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

 

I hate myself for knowing that. Going to have a pumice scrub now.

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he was scary with the 52, just wait, bigger scary

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The boat version of a star's post sailing movie rhinoplasty? (Bonus points for guessing the movie & actress!). Remember it will be beautiful afterwards!

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

 

I hate myself for knowing that. Going to have a pumice scrub now.

Just beat it down with a hammer. The pumice will just fuck up the skin on your palms too.

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TP 52 undergoing cranial-rectal inversion to achieve the new blunt bow design within the box rule

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Everyone knows that these old style boats are too heavy to foil, gotta drop some weight...

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Someone's in love with Mariner, someone's in love with Mariner..........

 

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Ted Turner: Brit - even a turd is tapered on both ends!

 

Just saw PSU beat me to it.

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The Measurer told them the boat was too long, was a typo, 300mm not 3000mm!

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What's that tube?

Manoeuvring rocket thruster from the space shuttle?

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Posted · Hidden by MR.CLEAN, April 14, 2015 - No reason given

Quite a cut or three. What up with this one?

 

*********** was apparently lodged between the nav station and vberth- after 55gal of crisco was used to sedate mr ************, teams set forth extracting him. One responder was overheard stating "it's like getting jello out of a shoe with chopsticks"

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It's what happens in an acrimonious divorce when she won't negotiate and insists on half your assets.

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At least it's self bailing now.

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It's what happens in an acrimonious divorce when she won't negotiate and insists on half your assets.

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he was scary with the 52, just wait, bigger scary

Guess you were not asked to be part of the crew. They look pretty top heavy in talent to me....

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he was scary with the 52, just wait, bigger scary

Guess you were not asked to be part of the crew. They look pretty top heavy in talent to me....

I just look at the results not the paid hands

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What's that tube?

 

 

Blow the hatch!

Oh lord John Cusak, Demi Moore and Bobcat Goldthwaite.... yeah that's a boat building team

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Oh lord John Cusak, Demi Moore and Bobcat Goldthwaite.... yeah that's a boat building team

 

That's just Hollywood Hell, add Bruce Wills, Ashton Kutcher and a few more of her Ex's and you have the ingredients of a movie based on a cruiseship norovirus outbreak!

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The boat version of a star's post sailing movie rhinoplasty? (Bonus points for guessing the movie & actress!). Remember it will be beautiful afterwards!

actually I think she had the rhino work done during filming when she though all of her scenes were done.

since in some scenes in the sailing movie you can see the old schnoz and the new one...

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Makin' it fit in a shipping container?

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Lahana!

You called? ;-)

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The boat version of a star's post sailing movie rhinoplasty? (Bonus points for guessing the movie & actress!). Remember it will be beautiful afterwards!

.

 

.....not necessarily... :mellow: ........

 

 

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"no, this time the back fell off"

 

You're a glass empty kind of guy.

 

The glass is neither half empty nor half full, it's just 2 times too big-

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