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Very nice, but I'd like chocolate sauce and a cherry on mine please.

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after the bowman was turned on and down by the captain, the atmosphere on board turned ice-cold....

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OK, this sucks AND the PHRF committee lowered our rating another 6 points for "installing" it!

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"Um, skipper? I think you've gone a bit overboard with your new "Nature's Own" non-skid. And I'm not sure it's going to work too well, anyway."

 

"OK, so your grandfather sailed on the Arctic convoys. I think you've gone a bit far commemorating his memory."

 

"Why are we trying this stealthy iceberg imitation, anyway?"

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"what does it r... " no, wait,

 

"That wil buff......." no no, wait,

 

" the front........" No, must resist

 

 

our captain is a cold harted basterd

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All those losers are home shoveling while we go sailing. Sweet!

 

or

 

The best part of winter sailing is having the ocean to yourself..

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She's so cold, she's so cold, cold
She's so c-c-c-old but she's beautiful, though

Yeah, she's so cold

She's so cold, she's so cold
She was born in an arctic zone
She's so cold, she's so cold, cold, cold
And when I touch her my hand just froze

She's so cold, she's so goddamn cold
She's so cold, cold, cold, she's so cold

 

Apologies to Mick

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The Ed just spooged all over deck when he realized he had another picture he could post to generate hits but never actually pay out the swag he promised.

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Tell the ladies they may need their fleece bikini's

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nnnnnno bbbbbbody on bbbbboard ttttthe Ffffffflying Dddddddutchmmmmman.

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"Our Danish bowman, Thor, cut the sheets during a broach causing the spinnaker pole to fly rearwards and skewer our trimmer, Baldric. This inadvertently triggered Ragnarok, but we managed second overall and took the club's Fimbulwinter Cup."

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Dammit. Some time in the last 48 hours, a picture flashed across my screen of a ship crusted with ice like that and four or five guys yucking it up in swim suits and deck chairs. Can't find it at all. Or remember exactly where it came from.

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Yes, it looks bad on deck, but there are benefits.

 

Specifically,

 

nipples

 

like

 

bullets!

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"Just another monday morning at the office." Thats what we say at work anyway. At least its light enough to still easily break with hammers; I always hate it when it gets heavy enough the axes come out.

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