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REASONS WHY SAN FRANCISCO IS THE WORST PLACE EVER

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REASONS WHY SAN FRANCISCO IS THE WORST PLACE EVER

By Dave Schilling and Jules Suzdaltsev Apr 7 2014

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2014 is slowly turning into the "Year of San Francisco." The East Coast media in America has anointed SF as the new hub for innovation, conspicuous consumption, and comically absurd rents. New York Magazine parachuted a bunch of reporters into the Bay Area to figure out how to steal their douchebags back. The article asked "Is San Francisco New York?" No, it's much worse. The existential crisis around San Francisco's ascension to the heights of assholery stands in stark contrast to the fact that it is damn near unlivable for most normal people.

The end is nigh for a city that used to be a magnet for the counter-culture. San Francisco was strangled, so we decided to go over the numerous causes of death.

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Everyone Worth a Damn Is Moving to Oakland

San Francisco used to be that place you moved to if you were too weird for LA, but too lazy for New York. It was a perfect city to ply your trade as a quirky motherfucker with a penchant for “edgy performance art” and whimsical scarves. That was just dandy. We liked that.

Around every corner, there could be an anarchist bookshop or a dude covered in glitter, wearing a Spongebob t-shirt, and sporting a raging hard-on. Where did that San Francisco go? Across the fucking bridge, that's where.

Oakland is cheaper than San Francisco (but not by much), it’s close to Berkeley’s cultural gravity, and it’s just a BART trip away from what’s left of SF’s relevance. It's also an industrial wasteland full of crime and Raider fans. You might ask yourself, What happened to San Francisco’s iconoclastic spirit…? Well, in two simple words:

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Tech Bros

There's always been a bourgeois element to San Francisco that we all just ignored. The landed gentry of Nob Hill, Pac Heights, and Sea Cliff have always been there. They have owned their home for years, love wearing fleece sweaters, own nothing but real wood furniture, and are the type of people who tool around McCovey Cove in their yachts during Giants games. They are from a different planet and don't mingle with the plebs. They have their world of brandy snifters, champagne flutes, cheese tastings, and obscure European automobiles. They honestly don't care what you think.

The tech bro, on the other hand, seeks to engage in city life. They go to the same bars you do. They eat at the same restaurants. They badly want to be accepted as "cool," while also having more money than you and getting chauffeured to work in a free corporate bus. Their insistence on trying to infiltrate the real San Francisco has pretty much killed the real San Francisco.Dolores Park, once a safe haven for burnouts to drink 40s and smoke weed at 2:30 PM on a Tuesday, is now the world's biggest networking event for dudes who wear khakis to the gym.

In New York, Wall Street people know they’re pricks. In Los Angeles, Hollywood people are too stupid to know they’re pricks. In San Francisco, tech bros think they’re saving the world with their crackpot schemes aka “start-ups.” They’re the fucking worst.

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16th + Mission

The intersection of 16th and Mission—home to a bustling BART station and breeding ground for MS-13 gang activity— is where some 1970s dystopian vision of pre-Giuliani Manhattan has finally found a home. Remember that crazy naked black guy doing backflips and attacking commuters at a subway station? That was here.

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Dog Shit on the Sidewalk

These urban IEDs are everywhere, constantly threatening your ability to have a normal walk in a city that basically forces you to be a pedestrian. Also, everyone's got a dog now, which means they gotta shit somewhere.

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These urban IEDs are everywhere, constantly threatening your ability to have a normal walk in a city that basically forces you to be a pedestrian. Also, everyone's got a dog now, which means they gotta shit somewhere.


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Too Many Stores Are Cash Only


Don’t pull out a credit card to buy your bespoke iPhone case. Save that shit for ETSY. This is San Francisco, the home of the shopkeeper too lazy/cheap to get a card reader. "Oh, we're so edgy that we don't take credit cards! We're sticking it to the evil banks!" I have a crippling nicotine addiction and don't care about your principles.


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Haight-Ashbury Street Kids


Remember how we were saying we missed San Francisco’s “local color”? Well, there’s a dark side to that, and it’s not concerned with the cost of rent. The stinky weirdoes who beg for change and scream profanities at anyone who looks too “normal” will never leave San Francisco. The parks, bus benches, and gutters are their home. Their only calling is to ruin your day. We don’t even hate hippies that much. We’re all just trying to get by, and hippies are occasionally creative or interesting. The street kids in Haight-Ashbury don’t produce anything other than contempt. They’re mean to everyone, and aren't shy about expressing themselves. They're so shitty that if you give them leftovers from a restaurant, you might want to be sure they don't spit the food back in your face and piss on your leg.


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Fisherman's Wharf


This shit should fall into the ocean. It’s easy to pick on a tourist trap, but to be fair there were only maybe three places in San Francisco that didn’t qualify as tourist traps, and they all moved to Oakland in 2007. The Wharf is where all the street vendors make $80,000 a year and live in SOMA. There’s a desperate air of indulgence that illustrates how visiting San Francisco is just smelling your own kale salad farts. Besides the press-a-penny machines, speed painters, octopus keychains, loud sea lions, and chain restaurants, it’s also perpetually cold as balls in a city that almost prides itself on being annoyingly chilly.


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Alcatraz


What kind of fucked up level of detachment do you have to have to bring your suburbanite family on a “funtastic” tour of a maximum security prison where hyper-violent men, stripped of their humanity, beat and raped each other? Hint: It’s the same people who get out of their cars and say shit like “I pay your salary!” when pulled over. I genuinely believe that if you willingly visit Alcatraz, you would have owned slaves with no moral qualms. On the other hand, the ferry ride over is pretty nice.


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Driving


I am convinced that San Francisco was built as a dune buggy course, but became an actual city in the 1970s. I’ve had the displeasure of driving in Los Angeles, Boston, New York City, and Houston; yet San Francisco is the only city on earth where I’d rather set my car on fire and leave it smoldering in the middle of a one-way street than spend another two hours creeping up a series of 50 degree inclines, hoping to find a loading zone to briefly stop in before loudly, hopelessly weeping into my steering wheel. Cyclists, pedestrians, buses, and streetcars are keen to remind you that this is their city, not yours, and if they hit you, it’s your fault for being an eco-terrorist and not longboarding everywhere.


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The Public Transportation Is a Joke


OK, we’ve established that driving in San Francisco is both pointless and dangerous. That’d be fine if the public transit system wasn’t still operating with an infrastructure from the Reagan administration. Muni, the city transit system, has trains that fall apart and fall off the tracksbecause of faulty, ancient overhead wires. They’re also always late because every line has an above-ground segment that routinely gets stuck in gnarly traffic. The train cars look like they’re made of plastic and need to be wound in the back to operate. The buses aren't much better since they're prone to randomly squashing cars. No big deal, right?


If you’re hoping BART is better, well... People get shot on BART—by the police. The seats are made of a fabric that is great for soaking up piss, vomit, and semen. The trains also make this godforsaken whistling noise underground. Don’t ask me why. I don’t know. It sounds like a dolphin getting fucked in the blowhole by a grizzly bear. BART is buying new trains that address all these issue, which will start running in 2017. Of course, BART is also continuing to raise fares, making it harder and harder to afford to get anywhere, which makes living in the East Bay and working in SF even less tenable. Man, that Google Bus is sounding pretty good now, isn't it?



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San Fran is a great place.

 

Just depends where you live and what you do.

 

San Rafael / china beach, Sausilto, tiburon area is awesome. Getting to the city from larkspur landing is easy but driving is not any hardernthan any other city.

 

The food is great, living is cheap and you can Benin Yosemite in 2 hours. Or up Marin county in less.

 

One hourish to Santa Cruz on the coast route... its all there.

 

Sailed many classes from tiburon and richmond over the years and the fleets are Greta and numerous.

 

Auckland pales in comparison.

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Come on Da Woody, say what's really on your mind - the main reason that S.F. is the worst place ever is that it has the consistent wind necessary to make it an interesting place to hold a major regatta - thereby making it a better place than "Coma off Point Loma" San Diego to hold the AC.

 

BTW, if you think that S.F. is the worst place ever, then you need to get off the California coast and discover some of the real horror spots in the world

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Really Woody, I used to like you. What gives? You put a lot of time into this post. We all know you want the AC back in SD but it's just not as good a sailing venue... pretty clear cut. You don't have to go down this road of bashing SF.

 

 

Why the rage, Woodo? Were you shagging a cougar only to discover the she was a he?

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..... you can be in Yosemite in 2 hours . . . . . .

 

From San Francisco? I want to see that little bit of magic happen at any time other than between 11PM & 6AM and breaking all kinds of speed laws. Otherwise, you are going to be damned lucky to pull that off in less than 4 hours with the non-stop traffic between SFO & Stocton.

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..... you can be in Yosemite in 2 hours . . . . . .

From San Francisco? I want to see that little bit of magic happen at any time other than between 11PM & 6AM and breaking all kinds of speed laws. Otherwise, you are going to be damned lucky to pull that off in less than 4 hours with the non-stop traffic between SFO & Stocton.

Oops typo. 3.5 from San Rafael. Or 2 hours if speeding :-) ... mainly from stockton

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Really Woody, I used to like you. What gives? You put a lot of time into this post. We all know you want the AC back in SD but it's just not as good a sailing venue... pretty clear cut. You don't have to go down this road of bashing SF.

 

 

Why the rage, Woodo? Were you shagging a cougar only to discover the she was a he?

 

 

Thank's ............ but the credit needs to go to the links provided in the first post.

 

Just funny to see what others have come up with

 

The Message has the Author included as Credit with links at the Top

 

 

 

PS "DOCK" - I had No Time or Desire to experience the Exotic Fair of FRISCO Fame And Did-NOT (But thanks for your concern)

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The only place worse that SF would be SD.

 

Open waters where sailors can sail is what is needed.

Aerial Drone Photography is the future.

 

The Santa Barbara Channel is the only place on the west coast to have the next AC.

 

But I vote for Hawaii.

 

Maui Wowie

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Like the idea of Hawaii too, just can't figure how 60'ers could ever foil that water.

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The only place worse that SF would be SD.

 

Open waters where sailors can sail is what is needed.

Aerial Drone Photography is the future.

 

The Santa Barbara Channel is the only place on the west coast to have the next AC.

 

But I vote for Hawaii.

 

Maui Wowie

 

Sailing around Anacapa would be a nice course.

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..... you can be in Yosemite in 2 hours . . . . . .

 

From San Francisco? I want to see that little bit of magic happen at any time other than between 11PM & 6AM and breaking all kinds of speed laws. Otherwise, you are going to be damned lucky to pull that off in less than 4 hours with the non-stop traffic between SFO & Stocton.

Try a bell jet helo - no tickets either.

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Bump ;)

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Funny and remarkably accurate article. I laughed just as hard the second time around.

 

SF is still a cold hole of a place, filled with people who can't get their heads out of their macbooks/ipads/iphones.

 

Windier than San Diego though.

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Human waste shuts down BART escalators

When work crews pulled open a broken BART escalator at San Francisco's Civic Center Station last month, they found so much human excrement in its works they had to call a hazardous-materials team.

While the sheer volume of human waste was surprising, its presence was not. Once the stations close, the bottom of BART station stairwells in downtown San Francisco are often a prime location for homeless people to camp for the night or find a private place to relieve themselves.

 

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I know where the family and I are visiting next spring! Never been there, a little curious now...

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No, it's a miserable cold hole of a place, but at least it's fucking windy.

exactly!

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No, it's a miserable cold hole of a place, but at least it's fucking windy.

exactly!

 

But you can't see the AC race course from anywhere; it's sucks when it comes to stadium racing.

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No, it's a miserable cold hole of a place, but at least it's fucking windy.

exactly!

But you can't see the AC race course from anywhere; it's sucks when it comes to stadium racing.

Newport RI was more of a " stadium " as far as viewing went . The entire course was in view .

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Newport RI was more of a " stadium " as far as viewing went . The entire course was in view .

Same in SF if you knew where to go, ask to a non resident next time ;)

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No, it's a miserable cold hole of a place, but at least it's fucking windy.

exactly!

But you can't see the AC race course from anywhere; it's sucks when it comes to stadium racing.

Newport RI was more of a " stadium " as far as viewing went . The entire course was in view .

 

Some pretty nice places could see the whole race course in SFO Bay, up on the hill.

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My point was you didn't have to have special knowledge or know the secret handshake to be able to take in the entire event . You show up , you watch the race :)

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My point was you didn't have to have special knowledge or know the secret handshake to be able to take in the entire event . You show up , you watch the race :)

I got my private entries thanks to SWS, Norb and Tommy. <_<

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No, it's a miserable cold hole of a place, but at least it's fucking windy.

exactly!

But you can't see the AC race course from anywhere; it's sucks when it comes to stadium racing.

Yup - and they moved by too quick as well. Thank goodness they'll be slowen'em down for AC35.

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Oh and guess ya can add the Politics and Religion

 

what likely gut this guys mOObs in a the ringer was

 

X-rated photos and discussions of female body parts. :o

 

 

 

 

Head Of San Francisco Family Service Agency Under Fire For Bizarre X-Rated Personal Website
September 29, 2014 7:08 Pm
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SAN FRANCISCO (KPIX 5) – The head of a San Francisco nonprofit family services agency that gets millions in taxpayer money is under fire over blog postings that include twisted religious theories, sex, and X-rated photos.

It’s Bob Bennett’s personal blog he named culicarius.com, a word which means opinions about obscure issues. But when the president and CEO of the non-profit Felton Institute Family Services Agency of San Francisco invited his executive board and staff members to take a peek, someone found the obscure ramblings a violation of sexual harassment laws in the workplace.

Bennett himself warned in an email, “Some posts might be offensive to most humans.”

There are references comparing human and animal sex lives, a post describing the “twisted theology” that Christ actually inseminated his mother and is his own father, and X-rated photos and discussions of female body parts.

“What we’ve received, the information is disturbing,” said San Francisco Board of Supervisors President David Chiu.

City officials also got copies of the blog from the whistleblower, demanding that Bennett step down from his top position at the non-profit, which serves the city’s low income and at-risk families.

The agency gets the majority of its $17 million annual budget from taxpayer money, which funds parenting and family services, preschool programs and mental health clinical services.

Mayor Ed Lee’s office responded in a statement, “We take this seriously, and our departments that provide funding to this organization are working with the city attorney to address the next steps.”

KPIX 5 left voice messages and sent emails to the agency board members and Bennett himself. So far, no response as of Monday.

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I genuinely believe that if you willingly visit Alcatraz, you would have owned slaves with no moral qualms.

 

 

Well it *was* legal.

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8/13

Never been there.

 

Now I know Granola was NOT invented by Chinese slaves during the American Revolution in coal mines under the great praries surrounding the town named for the inventor of electricity!

 

14 years of public edamacation. Wasted.

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ROTFL

 

 

 

REASONS WHY SAN FRANCISCO IS THE WORST PLACE EVER

By Dave Schilling and Jules Suzdaltsev Apr 7 2014

 

 

 

 

 

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2014 is slowly turning into the "Year of San Francisco." The East Coast media in America has anointed SF as the new hub for innovation, conspicuous consumption, and comically absurd rents. New York Magazine parachuted a bunch of reporters into the Bay Area to figure out how to steal their douchebags back. The article asked "Is San Francisco New York?" No, it's much worse. The existential crisis around San Francisco's ascension to the heights of assholery stands in stark contrast to the fact that it is damn near unlivable for most normal people.

The end is nigh for a city that used to be a magnet for the counter-culture. San Francisco was strangled, so we decided to go over the numerous causes of death.

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Everyone Worth a Damn Is Moving to Oakland

San Francisco used to be that place you moved to if you were too weird for LA, but too lazy for New York. It was a perfect city to ply your trade as a quirky motherfucker with a penchant for edgy performance art and whimsical scarves. That was just dandy. We liked that.

Around every corner, there could be an anarchist bookshop or a dude covered in glitter, wearing a Spongebob t-shirt, and sporting a raging hard-on. Where did that San Francisco go? Across the fucking bridge, that's where.

Oakland is cheaper than San Francisco (but not by much), its close to Berkeleys cultural gravity, and its just a BART trip away from whats left of SFs relevance. It's also an industrial wasteland full of crime and Raider fans. You might ask yourself, What happened to San Franciscos iconoclastic spirit? Well, in two simple words:

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Tech Bros

There's always been a bourgeois element to San Francisco that we all just ignored. The landed gentry of Nob Hill, Pac Heights, and Sea Cliff have always been there. They have owned their home for years, love wearing fleece sweaters, own nothing but real wood furniture, and are the type of people who tool around McCovey Cove in their yachts during Giants games. They are from a different planet and don't mingle with the plebs. They have their world of brandy snifters, champagne flutes, cheese tastings, and obscure European automobiles. They honestly don't care what you think.

The tech bro, on the other hand, seeks to engage in city life. They go to the same bars you do. They eat at the same restaurants. They badly want to be accepted as "cool," while also having more money than you and getting chauffeured to work in a free corporate bus. Their insistence on trying to infiltrate the real San Francisco has pretty much killed the real San Francisco.Dolores Park, once a safe haven for burnouts to drink 40s and smoke weed at 2:30 PM on a Tuesday, is now the world's biggest networking event for dudes who wear khakis to the gym.

In New York, Wall Street people know theyre pricks. In Los Angeles, Hollywood people are too stupid to know theyre pricks. In San Francisco, tech bros think theyre saving the world with their crackpot schemes aka start-ups. Theyre the fucking worst.

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16th + Mission

The intersection of 16th and Missionhome to a bustling BART station and breeding ground for MS-13 gang activity is where some 1970s dystopian vision of pre-Giuliani Manhattan has finally found a home. Remember that crazy naked black guy doing backflips and attacking commuters at a subway station? That was here.

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Dog Shit on the Sidewalk

These urban IEDs are everywhere, constantly threatening your ability to have a normal walk in a city that basically forces you to be a pedestrian. Also, everyone's got a dog now, which means they gotta shit somewhere.

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