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Things NOT to do when drunk

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Try to read drunk Texts from guys like Footlong eminating from Block Island.

 

Sail safe!

 

 

You never answered me... what do you do with a drunken sailor?

 

I wasn't singling you out, I had a new phone and texted every one of my contacts.

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All of the following are true

 

Doing electrical work, on a stepladder, in the dark (which was made by you doing electrical work on a stepladder!)

 

Tell your sig other "I am not drunk."

 

Call a cop "ocifer" and tell him "I am not drunk"

 

Enter a harbor in the dark, with no charts and complete brain fart of understanding that the red blinky light really does mean "red right returning"

 

Tell a chick that "she has nice tits for a woman of her age."

 

Forget where you left the car keys, walk out and find them in the car's ignition

 

Start acting like a French intellectual when you can't really speak French

 

Oh and many more

 

TOG

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grab an SA'ers phone and seeing how many SA'ers could be called before they got their phone back.

 

 

Actually, i really dont regret that at all...

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Be near me, speak to me, touch me, try to fight me or generally exist-

I hate drunks- in case I left that out-

Share what's hopefully a good story behind your hatred?

No story in particular- just cannot stand drunken fuckwits-

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Decide you would try something "different" sexually with your wife of 25 years.

Tried a little backdoor action while bungie jumping from a helicopter over the Grand Canyon, eh?

na just the shocker.... It is a time tried tedition.....

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Decide you would try something "different" sexually with your wife of 25 years.

 

or as my husband of 25 years likes to say, "it's only kinky the first time"

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Decide you would try something "different" sexually with your wife of 25 years.

or as my husband of 25 years likes to say, "it's only kinky the first time"

Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken

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Decide you would try something "different" sexually with your wife of 25 years.

or as my husband of 25 years likes to say, "it's only kinky the first time"

Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken

HAHAHA

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Sharpen a chainsaw. There was a guy near here who tried sharpening his chainsaw on a bench grinder, lost eight fingers (still has his thumbs). Alcohol was involved.

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Posting in peodo threads

 

Discuss guns with Wofsey

 

New winner!

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Be near me, speak to me, touch me, try to fight me or generally exist-

I hate drunks- in case I left that out-

I love you, man!

And it begins...

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You never answered me... what do you do with a drunken sailor?

Either:

1) Make him the skipper

2) Make her a stripper

Throw him in the hold with the captain's daughter?

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^^ No batteries in that, it might have saved them some trouble if there had been.

 

CS, would you mind if your neighbor knew you had it?

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I suppose a story about said sailor who was sharing a hotel room with sailing buddy and wife,.......during regatta after party he went to sleeep drunk and in the middle of the night the said sailor got out of bed and urinated out the semi closed flyscreen covered window whilst still (ratshit)asleep.......

Said sailors buddy was rudley awoken by the overspray covering his face caused by flyscreen....said sailor never lived it down either.

 

:D:lol::o

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Not that this comes close to that, though, it's a bad idea to get all slopped up while sailing in brisk wind, and then dump your pee bucket over the windward side. Sailing buddy may not appreciate the golden shower.

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Some....uh.....well, let's just call it technology

Is it inflatable? Does it use batteries?

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Most importantly - if it was "real"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Would it say,"Baaaaaaaaaa"?

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Urinate on a cop car.

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Pee near a cattle grazing field. Especially when it's surrounded by this silly strand of bailing wire. I'll take my brother-in-law's word for it

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Urinate on a cop car.

Amateur

........while he was writing the ticket......

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Urinate on a cop car.

Amateur

........while he was writing the ticket......

By the time he gets around to writing the ticket you should be pissing on his shoe.

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fat-girls-having-sex-with-thin-guys-2.1.

A couple of fine wing-men right there.

 

An altogether disturbingly familiar scenario

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fat-girls-having-sex-with-thin-guys-2.1.

A couple of fine wing-men right there.

 

An altogether disturbingly familiar scenario

 

He IS the wingman, falling on the grenade to save his fellow soldiers.

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