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Giant blow up doll crashes into sailboat crew, bowman injured by vagina.

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captain I know your embarassed by the lousy graphics job on the side, but I have an idea

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Historical actors go shrimping under sail.

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"You could have told me when I called for it, that you'd never trained for a letter box drop"

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Hurry guys, we can still get 1000 pounds of anchovies on board before the mark.

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Caption contest

 

Told sailing (A) anarchy© the Banner was TOO big.

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When I said letter box drop, I didn't mean wrap the the fucking boat as well!

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"Hah! Our secret under-the-hull kiwi drop worked out! Now get hiking guys, so we'll stay in lead!"

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Keely drop

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The Carbon Tax take down will never happen again ....

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no no , earlier , I WAS saying "sheet" .... now I AM saying "SHIT"

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The competition!! I said blanket the competition!

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Hey guys look, that fat girl that stayed the night forgot her underwear.

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Normally it takes the US Postal Service to fuck up a letter box like that.

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Hurry guys, we can still get 1000 pounds of anchovies on board before the mark.

Hahahahaa! Excellent!

 

I watched a Sabre 34 go fishing at the rounding last night, I think they managed to keep the halyard out of the water at least!

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Tactitian:OK boys this is the last drop of the race the kite is not coming up again, take it down any way you want

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Giant blow up doll crashes into sailboat crew, bowman injured by vagina.

 

The winna!

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OK guys are we ready to unveil the new bottom

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the sail maker hanging onto the backstay said to pull chute in thru the boom and mainsail - failure ensues

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Damn homemade covers never fit right.

 

Koukel

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Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

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Tactician, "Any Idea how close we can get to the beach?"

Navigator, "Working on it."

Helm, "BEACH?!?, WHAT FOOKIN' BEACH WOULD THAT BE?!?"

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Are we still clear of the guy on starboard? Oh crap.

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"Wish we'd ordered that third steering wheel, this one's positioned all wrong.."

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Hold my beer and watch this.....

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Didn't you see that rock?

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The sailmaker: "Dammit, we can't even make gear bags out of that cloth!"

 

Owner's wife: "lampshades maybe?"

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