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You always wonder what chicks say to each other, but how about on a boat? A Caption Contest seemed to be in order, and here's ours:


Chick to the right: "This guy is such a fucking hack!" "Chicks on the left: "We know, we're outta here!" What are the sailor chicks in your mind saying?



Photo thanks to Max Ranchi.




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"oh shit, that creepy Clean guy from SA is stalking us again"

 

"Where??"

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"oh shit, that creepy guy from SA is stalking us again"

 

"Which one??"

Fix it for you

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Chic on right to chic in center> "Dude of Foredeck keeps staring at your tits"

Chic on left to chic in center> " I gotta sweater down below in my bag"

Chic in center> " OK, I better get it or he's gonna put the pole where we don't want it"

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You always wonder what chicks say to each other, but how about on a boat? A Caption Contest seemed to be in order, and here's ours:

Chick to the right: "This guy is such a fucking hack!" "Chicks on the left: "We know, we're outta here!" What are the sailor chicks in your mind saying?

 

Photo thanks to Max Ranchi.

 

 

Yes, " how much time left on our volunteer charity appearance on this creepy guy ED's boat?"

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Chick on left: Where'd they get this headsail trimmer, a cruising boat?

 

Chick in middle: I don't know... but that's the last pizza coil he makes after each tack. I'm gonna beat him in the head with his winch handle.

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"Uh, I thought this would be fun, but.....hey look, they are having a wet t-shirt contest on the beach. What are we waiting for?!!!!!"

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And you thought sailing chicks are all prim and proper??? One on the left to the one in the middle, 'The coast is clear, let 'er rip.' One in the middle, 'I like 12 inches of meat, but that sub for lunch was gross.' One on right 'Damn girl, you betta check yoself, that stinks'.

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"I can't believe how infantile and sexist those Anarchy editors are."

"Yeah, and they encourage Anarchists to be that way with those caption contests. Do they actually think their pole jokes are clever and funny?"

"Scary to think what other Neanderthal attitudes they must have..."

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"oh fuck! my shoes have a turquoise trim, and my gloves have a red trim. This is MORTIFYING! I'm off home to change"

 

"girls, our nippleometers are not properly synchronised. What's the temperature?"

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One on the right' "Hike Bitches!"

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Middle: Tacking

Left: oh yea that turnie switchie part

Right ............huh.....

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Look left girls, you can see straight down the navigators shorts.

 

Ooooh no thanks

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And you thought sailing chicks are all prim and proper??? One on the left to the one in the middle, 'The coast is clear, let 'er rip.' One in the middle, 'I like 12 inches of meat, but that sub for lunch was gross.' One on right 'Damn girl, you betta check yoself, that stinks'.

 

Winner :D

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"I hope the next tack takes us back into the sun. It's so cold in the shade"

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"Honestly, does this boat make my ass look fat?"

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"At about 8.5kts have you noticed how the rudder hums...and kind of...you know...vibrates the toerail?"

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You always wonder what chicks say to each other, but how about on a boat? A Caption Contest seemed to be in order, and here's ours:

Chick to the right: "This guy is such a fucking hack!" "Chicks on the left: "We know, we're outta here!" What are the sailor chicks in your mind saying?

Photo thanks to Max Ranchi.

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How about

 

"Oh God another bunch of sophomoric morons taking pics and drooling. I hope the idiot doesn't post them in that SA rag with a bunch of stupid comments"

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Rail meat?

Blow the guy?

 

I'm going down to roll up a few more Tampax...

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and to think that I got breast augmentation for this hack - he told me I would be dancing and all he wants is rail meat -

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Does one of you want to go to the head with me?

:lol:

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San Francisco type.. Oh cute guy, ohh yeah he is, he's gay. Or ohh check out that good looking babe that's at bakers beach sun bathing.. Nice tan lines... She looks lonely.

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"Honestly, does this boat make my ass look fat?"

+1!!

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Wow, look at the bulge on that one. I bet he bangs like a dunny door in a hurricane

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"Hey, I think that old guy at the back wants us to do something.."

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ok... center chic> "The Capt. want's me to go down b' low"

chic on left> OK, I'll go with you"

chic on right>.....Hmmmm. sounds like trouble....

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Damn this boat is slow, i should be on a Reynolds! Hey girls after the race do you want to do me?

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Damn this boat is slow, i should be on a Reynolds! Hey girls after the race do you want to do me?

:wacko:

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Daddy, daddy, there is no WifI here!! Sailing is so boring, do something!!

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Left to right, " I can't seem to cross my legs", I forgot the tampons", "Maybe you could put your leg down"

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"When he asked us to go sailing I thought he meant laying out in the sun with our bras off" (shamelessly stolen from a cartoon in a mid-60s issue of Playboy magazine)

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