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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  
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I hope here village elders don't find her on the net, cause they'ii bang her then kill her.

 

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DG, you go fre thoise roundey chunkey legged women! Ist alle goode buddey. :)

 

No, just some girl next door types.

 

You got something against the girl next door??

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Oops, my camera went off.

 

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This towel feels good.

 

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Is this what chicks do in the bathroom?

 

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I need to start going to a different market.

 

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I always get on the wrong bus. Dammit

 

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That reminds me of an old joke I heard some time in grade school .

It seems the female teacher had taken some boys down to the principal's office because she had caught them having a contest to see who could urinate the highest on the blackboard

The principal asked the teacher, "What did you do?"

She replied, "I hit the ceiling."

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Chickie on our left appears to have already tried the... um... "appliance" up on the hook.

Another time when the expertise of BG is missed.

How does either end feel??

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I'm sure I wouldn't know.

 

Not that it's any of my beeswax, though you might just take a chance, make the plunge, and go for it yourself rather than taint your expectations based upon hypothetical advice from us straight people.

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Naturally, Sir Snaggs.... A fluid-pressurized ram which can be set for shallow, or for deep, or (my fave) reciprocating motions within a well-oiled machine at a variable rate & with attention paid to a project climax time table.

 

One must take care not to risk the blood that could be shed, much to the bane of OSHA, from erroneous application of such pumping remedies during the cylinder's maintenance interval. This is popularly thought to be 3 to 6 days out of every 26-30 days, except after approx 270,000 hours of legal use at which point the operator is not always, though sometimes just as well ditching the tools and working by hand.

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