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Time for a little caption contest, from the front page.

 

Our friends at livesaildie.com posted this little piece of horror from the beautiful sailing venue for the upcoming Olympics in Rio. Among all the shit, trash, needles, dead animals, as nauseam, is this not the final straw? No? Then we can't wait for this: "Yeah, we had the race won, but caught a severed head on our rudder and ended up losing by a nose."

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Did you hear the Leper Olympic Hockey Match was delayed?

 

 

 

 

 

 

There was a Face Off in the corner!

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Bob?

 

Yes!?

 

 

What's Little and Green and falls apart?

 

A Leperchaun!

 

 

Maybe this is the hand that goes with all the feet washing ashore on Vancouver Island?

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Nope - couldn't have made it that far. The only reason we have the feet is because they have all been encased in running shoes. ;)

 

Did you hear we got another one a couple of weeks back? Been quite a lull until that one. I'll have to check the recent murder rate upcountry.

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Brazil doesn't have Second Amendment rights... and they are loosing their arms

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I remember back in the day at SA we used to call BS and declare such pictures photoshopped!

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Where is the body of evidence that says this was (or was not) photo shopped?

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"Hey, mate, I can't get this bloody kite down by myself! Gimme a hand...!"

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Don't you just hate it when an arm drifts downwind onto an upwind leg?

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One hand for the boat. One hand for the sailor.

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Marine Corpse.

 

"Ladies and Gents, just now approaching the downwind gate we see this week's Second Runner Up in the All-Favela Turf War preliminaries. Rio marks the first time this event has been part of the Summer Games since Los Angeles, 1984."

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"The Ed always trys to keep the SD PHRF committee at arm's length, but after he was denied a pickle dish in a 3 boat beer can fleet, things got ugly..."

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Attorney: "The deceased clearly suffered from bad dandruff, as evidenced by this, his Head and Shoulders."

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The long arm of the law clearly over-reached in this hands-on case

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Anyone else want to raise their hand for holding the Olympic events somewhere other than our pristine bay?

 

I DIDN'T THINK SO!!!!

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Did the body fall off?

No, it was removed from the environment. :D

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Proof positive that ISAF is just keeping all this talk of a venue change at arms' length.

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I understand that an official from the Olympic planning committee was quoted as saying "It looked pretty armless to me"

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"We get lots of hand outs, every now and then we get a leg up but we need more feet on the ground. We've gone out on a limb to dissect the issue, but based on our findings, the issue has no legs."

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Single Handing

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I hear Dan Meyer called for an arm and a leg in the settlement!, It looks like he got the arm anyway. :)

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Forewarned is Fore-armed

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Everyone who would like to see a change in Brazil's Olympic sailing venue please indicate by a show of hands.

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I think we should give a hand to the Brazil Olympic committee for coming up with a fitting logo for the sailing venue.

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Apparently, some are giving their right arm to support the olympics.

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