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      A Few Simple Rules   05/22/2017

      Sailing Anarchy is a very lightly moderated site. This is by design, to afford a more free atmosphere for discussion. There are plenty of sailing forums you can go to where swearing isn't allowed, confrontation is squelched and, and you can have a moderator finger-wag at you for your attitude. SA tries to avoid that and allow for more adult behavior without moderators editing your posts and whacking knuckles with rulers. We don't have a long list of published "thou shalt nots" either, and this is by design. Too many absolute rules paints us into too many corners. So check the Terms of Service - there IS language there about certain types of behavior that is not permitted. We interpret that lightly and permit a lot of latitude, but we DO reserve the right to take action when something is too extreme to tolerate (too racist, graphic, violent, misogynistic, etc.). Yes, that is subjective, but it allows us discretion. Avoiding a laundry list of rules allows for freedom; don't abuse it. However there ARE a few basic rules that will earn you a suspension, and apparently a brief refresher is in order. 1) Allegations of pedophilia - there is no tolerance for this. So if you make allegations, jokes, innuendo or suggestions about child molestation, child pornography, abuse or inappropriate behavior with minors etc. about someone on this board you will get a time out. This is pretty much automatic; this behavior can have real world effect and is not acceptable. Obviously the subject is not banned when discussion of it is apropos, e.g. talking about an item in the news for instance. But allegations or references directed at or about another poster is verboten. 2) Outing people - providing real world identifiable information about users on the forums who prefer to remain anonymous. Yes, some of us post with our real names - not a problem to use them. However many do NOT, and if you find out someone's name keep it to yourself, first or last. This also goes for other identifying information too - employer information etc. You don't need too many pieces of data to figure out who someone really is these days. Depending on severity you might get anything from a scolding to a suspension - so don't do it. I know it can be confusing sometimes for newcomers, as SA has been around almost twenty years and there are some people that throw their real names around and their current Display Name may not match the name they have out in the public. But if in doubt, you don't want to accidentally out some one so use caution, even if it's a personal friend of yours in real life. 3) Posting While Suspended - If you've earned a timeout (these are fairly rare and hard to get), please observe the suspension. If you create a new account (a "Sock Puppet") and return to the forums to post with it before your suspension is up you WILL get more time added to your original suspension and lose your Socks. This behavior may result a permanent ban, since it shows you have zero respect for the few rules we have and the moderating team that is tasked with supporting them. Check the Terms of Service you agreed to; they apply to the individual agreeing, not the account you created, so don't try to Sea Lawyer us if you get caught. Just don't do it. Those are the three that will almost certainly get you into some trouble. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE DO ONE OF THESE THINGS, please do the following: Refrain from quoting the offending text, it makes the thread cleanup a pain in the rear Press the Report button; it is by far the best way to notify Admins as we will get e-mails. Calling out for Admins in the middle of threads, sending us PM's, etc. - there is no guarantee we will get those in a timely fashion. There are multiple Moderators in multiple time zones around the world, and anyone one of us can handle the Report and all of us will be notified about it. But if you PM one Mod directly and he's off line, the problem will get dealt with much more slowly. Other behaviors that you might want to think twice before doing include: Intentionally disrupting threads and discussions repeatedly. Off topic/content free trolling in threads to disrupt dialog Stalking users around the forums with the intent to disrupt content and discussion Repeated posting of overly graphic or scatological porn content. There are plenty web sites for you to get your freak on, don't do it here. And a brief note to Newbies... No, we will not ban people or censor them for dropping F-bombs on you, using foul language, etc. so please don't report it when one of our members gives you a greeting you may find shocking. We do our best not to censor content here and playing swearword police is not in our job descriptions. Sailing Anarchy is more like a bar than a classroom, so handle it like you would meeting someone a little coarse - don't look for the teacher. Thanks.
dylan winter

Girl with patreon account goes sailing in hot place

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8 hours ago, random said:

Howard's Way was fucking awesome.

It sure was. The is a spring 25 moored right in the front of our marina and it reminds me of the show each day. 

The office that I worked in in Hamble had been used as the set for the sail makers in the show.

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On 20/05/2017 at 9:06 AM, LB 15 said:

You would lose that bet.

The amusing thing is that is why, sentimental bloke that you are, today is today and "when only the best will do" a hidden coolabong at a party of distant summer wines past.

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1 hour ago, LB 15 said:

It sure was. The is a spring 25 moored right in the front of our marina and it reminds me of the show each day. 

The office that I worked in in Hamble had been used as the set for the sail makers in the show.

Had another look after the link was posted and it has dated badly.  However you could smell the salt through the TV, it managed to capture the scene, if not a stuffy version of it.  The music is classic.

At the time I had no money and had only sailed off-the beach cats and the social scene was rum soaked parties around a fire on the beach.

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10 hours ago, A horse, of course said:

very good. Mind, having seen the entrances to Moreton Bay, there's nothing too difficult about our pilotage.

And there's no dugongs threatening us. They can break a man's arm with one blow of their wing, dugongs can. 

Depends which end of Moreton you come in on...just follow all the big ships.

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2 hours ago, Happie Jack said:

The amusing thing is that is why, sentimental bloke that you are, today is today and "when only the best will do" a hidden coolabong at a party of distant summer wines past.

Sadly I missed the golden era of the tobacco accounts. Those must have been the days. Selling piss is what we mostly did. Not Goon though.

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10 minutes ago, LB 15 said:

Sadly I missed the golden era of the tobacco accounts. Those must have been the days. Selling piss is what we mostly did. Not Goon though.

On the press side i went to a place, following the latest computer assisted sheet fed thing, for nearly 5 weeks, most spent at the pub up the road waiting for the creative team V tog/ separation team V platemakers, brewhaha, to do a poster.

Issue was the Don Johnstone miami vice stubble on the male model, looked like mould, after that was sorted the filter tips were too orange, then skin tones meh, then we did some other stuff to pay the bills then after another week of mucking around on mark 25 or 30 of the poster, they scrapped the whole campain

= $$$$$$$ #winning as just paid a me wage.

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On 5/19/2017 at 8:25 AM, theadmiralty said:

This might be the beer talking but If I were La Vagabond I wouldn't have taken the Outremer cat....
Riley owned La Vagabond outright, but now they're both indebted to Outremer for 10/15 years.  Unless I'm missing something that sounds like a bad deal. 
And let's be honest, for a million dollar cat, the interior looks shite - iKea catalogue stuff. Have Outremer scrimped on it..
Despite being many times cheaper, their old Cyclades had a nice warmth and quality about it.

I love Riley and Elayna and will continue watching the videos and supporting them, but I wish they where back on the old Cyclades or another monohull. 

I stopped watching the instant they left the monohull.

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Don't know if this pair have been posted before.

She has really nice puppies.

 

 

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1 minute ago, savoir said:

They are presently somewhere in Queensland on a chartered mono.

Do you mean 'tash and Brows or nice puppies?

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6 hours ago, MauiPunter said:

I stopped watching the instant they left the monohull.

Why?

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that looks like a nicely put together yacht - and with an outboard in a sensible place. Always liked a dinette too.

Ticket booked

 

 

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5 hours ago, LarryE said:

The girl on Sailing Doodles is hot.

Yes she is but the guy is annoying and kinda creepy

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13 minutes ago, Machsquad said:

Yes she is but the guy is annoying and kinda creepy

lest we forget... what you are watching is a sort of performance... a soap opera offered up for  second hand delectation
They are proffering a version of themselves which I am sure their mothers would hardly recognise.

The dogs are not acting though

Dylan

PS Bryan Cranston,  is not really in the narcotics business

https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/breakingbad/images/e/e7/BB-S5B-Walt-590.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130928055404

 

 

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21 minutes ago, dylan winter said:

lest we forget... what you are watching is a sort of performance... a soap opera offered up for  second hand delectation
They are proffering a version of themselves which I am sure their mothers would hardly recognise.

The dogs are not acting though

Dylan

PS Bryan Cranston,  is not really in the narcotics business

https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/breakingbad/images/e/e7/BB-S5B-Walt-590.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130928055404

 

 

Yes they most definitely are acting for the camera. I agree Dylan  

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Having to produce footage to maintain the life would turn into just another job with deadlines very quickly.

One of those 'you have to be careful what you wish for'.

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1 hour ago, random said:

Having to produce footage to maintain the life would turn into just another job with deadlines very quickly.

One of those 'you have to be careful what you wish for'.

If you want I can turn on my web cam and start live streaming myself. Just let me go set up a Patreon account, BRB.

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Well done. And 'tash is a lucky man. That is the 2nd new deck he has got to play with in 6 months.

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4 hours ago, B.J. Porter said:

If you want I can turn on my web cam and start live streaming myself. Just let me go set up a Patreon account, BRB.

I still think my best angle would be to set up an account where, for enough money, I'll put more clothes on.  For even more money, I'll stop filming.  As long as the money keeps coming in...

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15 hours ago, LarryE said:

The girl on Sailing Doodles is hot.

In this episode she lets the puppies off the leach. (At 5.24 if you want to skip the usual dinghy riding crap.)

 

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Like the wiggles, a good Aussie franchise is transportable to other cultures. Here is the trailer park trash version of La Vag.

There are a two supple differences. Se if you can spot them.

 

 

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Lake Mead ... Whitsunday's ... Lake Mead ... so many choices.

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10 hours ago, B.J. Porter said:

If you want I can turn on my web cam and start live streaming myself. Just let me go set up a Patreon account, BRB.

Clearly, it only works if someone takes their shirt off. ;)  Your call BJ!

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6 hours ago, LB 15 said:

Like the wiggles, a good Aussie franchise is transportable to other cultures. Here is the trailer park trash version of La Vag.

There are a two supple differences. Se if you can spot them.

 

 

Trailer Park 2 black eyes...Vag 2 black eyebrows.

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1 hour ago, random said:

Clearly, it only works if someone takes their shirt off. ;)  Your call BJ!

Is BJ getting a boob job ?

Where will it end ?  Caitlyn Porter ?

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Disturbingly, I was talking about BJ, not his family.

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15 hours ago, LB 15 said:

Like the wiggles, a good Aussie franchise is transportable to other cultures. Here is the trailer park trash version of La Vag.

There are a two supple differences. Se if you can spot them.

 

 

1. Serious motorboating skills are mandatory

2. Riley does a neat trick catching the ball.

What do I win?

 

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1 hour ago, random said:

Disturbingly, I was talking about BJ, not his family.

There are no Caitlyns in BJ's family.

Think about the families that do have one and might be thinking of a boob job.

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Gosh there are lots of these if you ask google nicely.

 

 

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This is like a return to 1970s advertising, when it was still socially acceptable to drape a scantily-clad woman cross any product for sale to men.

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13 minutes ago, TwoLegged said:

This is like a return to 1970s advertising, when it was still socially acceptable to drape a scantily-clad woman cross any product for sale to men.

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Great campaign but hard to avoid confusion when using it in a radio ad.

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No one took their shirt off or showed arse. 

Person standing on bow cannot compete with tits as a first image click bait in the video.

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Mmmm..LB is on to it.... the world has changed..why wasn't I told..I'm still chasing skinny ones who smoke and drink, can cook up a storm and hate condoms...maybe thats why I ended up in Asia...and it wasn't the cheap beer, grand anchorages, interesting culture and diving??

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You can see how wrong this one is. I mean who wears a tie to bed?

 

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1 hour ago, LB 15 said:

You can see how wrong this one is. I mean who wears a tie to bed?

 

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LB that's not his tie...you seen a uncircumsised tie as good as that for god's sake??? get with the program LB.

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Very thoughtful of her to balance the tray so carefully on his wang. He certainly looks pleased with himself.

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I've been trying to tell Dylan how wrong he has been, everywhere.

 

But the last intimate moment with my ex-wife was the muddlin' socialist posting up vids of the cathedral we just assumed were gone.

My ex-wife's father was captured by Canadians in Africa, handed over to the British, and it didn't take him long to decide Canada was the better option.  In the mean time, he helped build the Orkney cathedral. 

You just ofcourse had to inject some of your commentary, no, the majority of the Eyeties at THEIR cathedral didn't go back to italy.

 

Nevermind, it doesn't matter.

 

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4 hours ago, Dilligaf0220 said:

I've been trying to tell Dylan how wrong he has been, everywhere.

 

But the last intimate moment with my ex-wife was the muddlin' socialist posting up vids of the cathedral we just assumed were gone.

My ex-wife's father was captured by Canadians in Africa, handed over to the British, and it didn't take him long to decide Canada was the better option.  In the mean time, he helped build the Orkney cathedral. 

You just ofcourse had to inject some of your commentary, no, the majority of the Eyeties at THEIR cathedral didn't go back to italy.

 

Nevermind, it doesn't matter.

 

Deepest apologies for correcting you

but only one Italian stayed in Orkney to finish off the job

Fact.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Chapel

Facts don't matter though

because we now live in the era of alternative facts

 

if anyone is interested in Scapa flow....

 

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14 minutes ago, dylan winter said:

Deepest apologies for correcting you

but only one Italian stayed in Orkney to finish off the job

Fact.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Chapel

Facts don't matter though

because we now live in the era of alternative facts

if anyone is interested in sailing in Scapa flow....

 

 

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Great production Dylan.

How do you go rowing the inflatable in big tide and or wind?

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they row like shit

so I always used an outboard

now I tow a properly made dinghy on a long springy line which is twice the length of the mothership  - I towed it all last summer around scotland

never shipped an ounce of water

 

 

 

 

 

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" pulchritudinous "  Hubba hubba ! ! !

Well done sir !  That's a $20 word if ever there was one.

Be careful with words like that over at Sailing Anarchy. Those guys max out at $6.75.

 

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16 hours ago, dylan winter said:

Deepest apologies for correcting you

but only one Italian stayed in Orkney to finish off the job

Fact.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Chapel

Facts don't matter though

because we now live in the era of alternative facts

 

if anyone is interested in Scapa flow....

 

  That's the one, thank you.

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