dylan winter

Girl with patreon account goes sailing in hot place

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20 hours ago, Peanutbutterjars said:

All I know is that that Warrior 39...or is it 35 , whatever the fuck it is, is a BIG fuckin boat for someone with not much experience.

Maybe he will just waddle about with iron genny and make fixing engine videos 

That Ballad 29 footer design he has is probably a better boat all round for offshore if your shorthanded or solo...but what the fuck would I know , I wish him well the crazy Dane as he is a likeable chap, unlike myself.

it is a bloomin big boat to own and never sail

His ratio of fettling to sailing hours must be appalling.

even worse than being a good amatuer roper

D

 

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On 9/4/2018 at 3:02 AM, dylan winter said:

Following this film

I have been learning a bit about Groupers - they seem like rather nice fish to have around

D

I read that there there have been lionfish found in Nassau grouper stomachs...

 

Lionfish are good eating and easy kill

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7 hours ago, dylan winter said:

it is a bloomin big boat to own and never sail

His ratio of fettling to sailing hours must be appalling.

even worse than being a good amatuer roper

D

 

You are just speculating. You have no idea. A boat about 40 ft is just what is needed, whatever he going to do; Danish waters are not at all the same as the English. If you prefer a 23 ft, goodonyou, if he prefers 40 ft goodonhim.

 

(I am sailing a boat of size about 40 ft, in practice singlehanded, no problems. ). 

/J

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1 hour ago, Jaramaz said:

You are just speculating. You have no idea. A boat about 40 ft is just what is needed, whatever he going to do; Danish waters are not at all the same as the English. If you prefer a 23 ft, goodonyou, if he prefers 40 ft goodonhim.

 

(I am sailing a boat of size about 40 ft, in practice singlehanded, no problems. ). 

/J

J,

 

sorry about that. I was not implying that 37 footers are in any way inferior to 20 footers.

it is the sailing bit that is important.

Any boat you own, work on, spend money on but never sail is money spent for not sailing

the bigger the boat the more money spent for not sailing.

I know and have seen lots of people single handing 40 footers They seem to be very happy people. I am assuming the skill set is pretty much the same as for a 20 footer.

Dylan

 

 

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2 hours ago, dylan winter said:

sorry about that. I was not implying that 37 footers are in any way inferior to 20 footers.

it is the sailing bit that is important.

Any boat you own, work on, spend money on but never sail is money spent for not sailing

the bigger the boat the more money spent for not sailing.

All true, Dylan ... for Dylan.

But not necessarily true for people with other preferences.  Mads has made it very clear that he enjoys boat restoration, and that he specifically wants to sail a boat which he has fixed up.  So he acknowledges that it would be way cheaper to buy a boat which someone else has restored, but insists that is not his idea of fun.

Personally, I enjoy spending a dozen in the spring getting my fibreglass dinghies back into shape after the winter.  Clean out the gunk, and replace/repair the broken/worn-out bits.  When I was a kid I used to enjoy sanding and repainting my Mirror dinghy, which I guess took a few dozen hours.  But much beyond that, I'd lose interest.

Mads is clearly a DIY addict.  Which is up to him. 

Nowt so queer as folk, eh lad? ;) :D 

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On 9/15/2018 at 8:24 AM, dylan winter said:

makes a change from pis on a beach I suppose

 

It’s just all about the udders...

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3 hours ago, dylan winter said:

fruity stuff

I guess that this was an inevitable development of the bikinis-on-boats genre: take off the bikinis and sell it as pay-per-view soft porn.

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1 hour ago, TwoLegged said:

I guess that this was an inevitable development of the bikinis-on-boats genre: take off the bikinis and sell it as pay-per-view soft porn.

And from there a short hop to boat porn that does not involve Yachtworld.  

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4 minutes ago, monsoon said:

And from there a short hop to boat porn that does not involve Yachtworld.  

We will probably see that too, before long.

It will be interesting to see the progression. Maybe something like this:

  1. Scantily clad women
  2. Topless women
  3. Naked women
  4. Naked erotica
  5. Explicit sexual acts

I wondered at what point does this get excluded from YouTube and Vimeo, and Patreon?

Patreon seems to draw the line above number 5.   https://www.patreon.com/guidelines#adult-content : "you cannot sell pornographic material or arrange sexual service(s) as a reward for your patrons. We define pornographic material as real people engaging in sexual acts such as masturbation or sexual intercourse on camera"

Viemo draws the line above #4.  https://help.vimeo.com/hc/en-us/articles/224978088-How-does-Vimeo-determine-the-difference-between-pornography-and-artistic-or-non-sexual-nudity-:  "Vimeo does not allow videos that contain explicit depictions of nudity or sexual acts (in most cases), nor do we allow videos that seem primarily focused on sexual stimulation."

YouTube seems to draw the line a bit tighter than Vimeo, somewhere in the middle of #3. https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/2802002?hl=en-GB : "Sexually explicit content like pornography is not allowed. [snip] A video that contains nudity or other sexual content may be allowed if the primary purpose is educational, documentary, scientific or artistic, and it isn't gratuitously graphic".

So that LazyGecko channel on Vimeo is borderline for YouTube, within Vimeo limits, and borderline on Patreon.

 

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Sailing up in cold, gray UK, I'm guessing you're a:

0. Full foulies with thermals underneath?  ;)

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2 hours ago, Ajax said:

Sailing up in cold, gray UK, I'm guessing you're a:

0. Full foulies with thermals underneath?  ;)

Me not in UK!!!!!    (We had a war about that)

But yes, the only porn which could be filmed when I sail is oilskin porn.  Except when I'm wearing a wetsuit.  Some years, there are several whole days when dinghy-sailing without wetsuit is fun.  But a bikini is useful on a boat only as a quick way of getting hypothermia

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49 minutes ago, TwoLegged said:

Me not in UK!!!!!    (We had a war about that)

But yes, the only porn which could be filmed when I sail is oilskin porn.  Except when I'm wearing a wetsuit.  Some years, there are several whole days when dinghy-sailing without wetsuit is fun.  But a bikini is useful on a boat only as a quick way of getting hypothermia

Ooops, my faux pas...wait, damnit that's Panoramix' language.  I apologize.

LOL..."oil skin porn," that's funny.

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Sounds familiar.  I may have referenced this before, but wtf.

Actually, I noticed that this weekend, the kids were breaking out the wetsuits.  Those that haven't jumped into their vans and migrated off to Baja, that is.

*sigh*  And I put the top and doors on the jeep yesterday. :(

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On 9/12/2018 at 4:43 PM, dylan winter said:

cute girl does a lot of pointless work

 

Watching youngsters sand their bottom paint in time-lapse as the sun and cloud shadows move across the hull makes me happy...

 

 

 

...yeah, happy that it's not me doing mine.

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21 hours ago, Ajax said:

Ooops, my faux pas...wait, damnit that's Panoramix' language.  I apologize.

 

I believe that you should apologise to an Irish lady :D

I get my coat...

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7 minutes ago, Panoramix said:

I believe that you should apologise to an Irish lady :D

I get my coat...

It's a "z" in 'Murican. ;)  But, "when in Rome" I'll offer to apologise. :D

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8 minutes ago, Ajax said:

It's a "z" in 'Murican. ;)  But, "when in Rome" I'll offer to apologise. :D

I know but I couldn't resist...

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6 hours ago, Panoramix said:

I believe that you should apologise to an Irish lady :D

I get my coat...

Pano, I can live with that ... just so long as he doesn't fry my head by eating a sub, or by putting a hood on his car rather than on an anorak :D

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On 9/17/2018 at 3:40 PM, thereefgeek said:

Watching youngsters sand their bottom paint in time-lapse as the sun and cloud shadows move across the hull makes me happy...

 

 

 

...yeah, happy that it's not me doing mine.

I had been following Abandon Comfort for a while, but when I saw them move that boat into a beautiful little area with trees and everything, don tyvek suits, then procede to scatter the bottom paint everywhere I got really pissed off.  These two "minimalists" who preach nature and green quickly turned to total hypocrites in my eyes.  Think I'm done watching.

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4 hours ago, ARumRunner said:

Meanwhile...

 

"The Simple Sailor" needs to invest in a freakin fuzzy mike cover before my earphones blow my ears to the center of my head.

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On 9/17/2018 at 10:31 AM, TwoLegged said:

But yes, the only porn which could be filmed when I sail is oilskin porn.  

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