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It would seem there are about a million ways to go here, and we suspect y'all will. Have fun! And thanks to Luiz Fernandez for the great shot!

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Its truly amazing the ingenuity of sailors. What to do when the bidet breaks down.

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"widow maker" & "widow's peak" were too sexist for too long! Time to make the dudes into widowers....

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Uh oh, the SCOTW was napping in the jib again...

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Nailing those things to the bow is way harder than it'd seem....

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Quick! if you jump of here, your father will never find out! trust me, i am the bowman...

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The shark is coming... the butt is ready :-)

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Nailing those things to the bow is way harder than it'd seem....

Nail them in the bow then! ;)

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"Please pull me back up, I was only joking when I said I wanted Ken Read to drive my boat"

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Seriously dude, she's a freakin' mermaid, jumped right out of the water and grabbed the netting. I'm taking her home!

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Get your fucking leg out of the water or let go!

 

Get off the God Dam Bow!

 

Almost on her lines....

 

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Send Dawn Forward Now!!!

 

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New Mandatory Forepeak Safety Poster:

 

Put Out Or Get Out

 

Great Bowman's Union Fund Raiser.

 

Get one for a Yacht Club Bathroom near you soon!

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Martha thought this mark called for a Mexican douse, but decided to trust the Chief Bowman Ken and his novel approach, and try the Hillary Clinton douse, even though it seemed a bit unorthodox.

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get the fucking sail lashed!


Get your fucking leg out of the water or let go!

 

Get off the God Dam Bow!

 

Almost on her lines....

 

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Send Dawn Forward Now!!!

 

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ughhhhh Dawn.... she looks like shes good to go there...

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Recent "Blind Date" of our local prophet of political correctness and social justice.

 

-"eva sure was a fuckin' babe. too bad she's now 180 pounds and a mess."

 

 

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(or any Ex who catches sight of our leader)

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Calling all daughters, day sailing with the Kennedy's, wait till you see us a night. Return time near the ferry landing +/- first light or low tide....

 

 

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The old bow guy gets extra drinks and hopefully a happy ending for keeping her aboard.

 

Kudos to the front end! (I bet the mid-bow was moving pretty well to get his handful of her Port quarter in the sequence, too.)

 

Glad she didn't go under without a PFD. Shit happens quickly on the pointy end!

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Owners and their old sails, why cant we get some modern ones, they would hold me!

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"Damn it, will someone explain to those idiots what I meant by douse!"

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