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dabs it has been noted by management that you are back and up to your old tricks. let this be a friendly warning that our patience with you is wearing thin. knockoff the obvious racist trolling stuff, stop spamming the boards by creating new threads just to reply to someone from another thread, and especially stop posting political content in ga. im itching to bring the ban hammer down on you again so i would suggest you play nice for a while. we give people very wide latitude around here outside the two big no no rules. but sometimes you just know it when you see it when things cross a line. nothing would please me more than to deport your sorry ass back to wbf so i double dog dare you. and you can thank bj because he is the only reason you are even still here.

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Two things I just don't get -

 

1. Sockpuppets

 

2. Taking pride in being booted from a Forum

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send the other wbf exiles back with him

 

I'm not an exile, I'm on vacation and check in with my secretary at the WBF regularly. Sorry to disappoint you! NOT!

 

 

Does that mean you'll get to go home, soon? Good for you!

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I'd like to ban the designated hitter rule.

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I'd like to ban the designated hitter rule.

 

Crash Davis would agree.

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I'd like to ban the designated hitter rule.

That and astroturf. In fact, there should be a constitutional amendment outlawing both.

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I'd like to ban the designated hitter rule.

That and astroturf. In fact, there should be a constitutional amendment outlawing both.

 

Oh great, as though we don't already have enough contentious topics to discuss here. Please, in the name of all that is decent, don't open the DH or Astro Turf cans o' worms. Please!!

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Personally, I think corked bats ought to be legal.... As long as it's natural cork, not superballs, or the like...

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Just because Troller Dabs has 2 strikes doesn't mean we have to segue to baseball.

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Just because Troller Dabs has 2 strikes doesn't mean we have to segue to baseball.

Even if it's the bottom of the 9th?

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Just because Troller Dabs has 2 strikes doesn't mean we have to segue to baseball.

sorry, I knew it was a bit outside of the base path.

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I'd like to ban the designated hitter rule.

That and astroturf. In fact, there should be a constitutional amendment outlawing both.

 

 

I second both of the above!

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Dabs needs another timeout (he keeps blaming me for the Russian hacking of his computers) and American football must be played on a natural surface in the elements. No domes. Snowflakes.

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Since I noticed SA and PA almost 2 years ago Dabs has had a few interesting comments and we actually had a dialogue a couple times. The VORP (value over replacement player) is admittedly low, but I have a soft spot for anybody who works with wood. The gorilla BS before his time in the penalty box, and the recent posts are out there. Fucked up out there Dabs, if you read this. Calm down, breath some cherry scented shop air, whatever it takes.

 

Do people still play baseball?

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Since I noticed SA and PA almost 2 years ago Dabs has had a few interesting comments and we actually had a dialogue a couple times. The VORP (value over replacement player) is admittedly low, but I have a soft spot for anybody who works with wood. The gorilla BS before his time in the penalty box, and the recent posts are out there. Fucked up out there Dabs, if you read this. Calm down, breath some cherry scented shop air, whatever it takes.

 

Do people still play baseball?

 

No, it's all androids now.

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Since I noticed SA and PA almost 2 years ago Dabs has had a few interesting comments and we actually had a dialogue a couple times. The VORP (value over replacement player) is admittedly low, but I have a soft spot for anybody who works with wood. The gorilla BS before his time in the penalty box, and the recent posts are out there. Fucked up out there Dabs, if you read this. Calm down, breath some cherry scented shop air, whatever it takes.

 

Do people still play baseball?

 

Yeah, they are trying to speed it up a bit this year, tinkering with pitch clocks, maybe. Cut down on all the messing around between pitches, and that includes the ability to just mosey out of the batters box to mess with a pitcher's timing. For some reason they are not messing with the biggie though...pitching changes. Perhaps because those provide an excuse for more commercials.

 

Pitchers are such a massive investment for the clubs, they pay top prospects large bucks, and it seldom pays off. Nevertheless they protect the shit out of these multi million dollar guys with guaranteed contracts. Pitch counts and rotating them out the moment they appear to have lost a bit of control to protect their investment. Lots of pitching changes, but there is no good reason to insist the game be completely stopped for ten minutes while they throw from the mound on the field. That is what the bullpen is for.

Pitching changes could obviously be accomplished in about two minutes...three maybe...he should be given a chance to throw a few from the mound to get used to its nuances, but that's it.

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We're dealing with a lot of shit here.

 

Lesson number 1. Don't think. It just hurts the club.

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We're dealing with a lot of shit here.

 

We need a live rooster.

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We're dealing with a lot of shit here.

 

We need a live rooster.

 

We really don't care about your sexual predilections, thanks.

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We're dealing with a lot of shit here.

 

We need a live rooster.

Cuck

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We're dealing with a lot of shit here.

 

We need a live rooster.

 

 

For those who missed it, candlesticks always make a nice gift....

 

 

 

 

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While we're on this forum topic, is there anyone else who is getting a "no new posts" window when you click "Next Unread Topic", even though there may be a dozen unread threads?

 

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