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Karma is a Bitch...

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So I read and watch unfortunate incidents occurring while people do their thing on the water.

 

I have tried really hard not judge anyone anymore after the followed happened to me about 5 years ago;

 

At a mooring in Vineyard Haven one morning I was having coffee and watching a newish Sabre being bounced around amongst other moored boats in the mooring field by its "handler" as it was leaving.

 

I comment to my Bride "Geez...I would never do that...".

 

  • Within 10 minutes I fall back into the dinghy from a not-secured transom ladder narrowly missing my head on the engine cowling.
  • Within 15 minutes close a knife on my thumb
  • And within 20 minutes the propane stove spit at me.

 

Never piss off the Karma Bitch.

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That's not karma....that's being a clutz

 

 

What'd your bride do prior to your meeting?

That's the real question here...

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A few weeks ago, many of us were proclaiming our happiness, that winter was probably over!! Then we got clobbered by two more dumpings of snowfall, fortunately not much for us in the southern latitudes of the state near Long Island Sound and the CT River. We had March weather in February and February's in March. Yes, karma is a bitch!! Dare I say that now it is almost time to take the patio table umbrella out of storage??

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Karma is my apprentices sister............all those bad deeds you think you got away with...they come back ten fold

 

yes speakin from experience.

 

on to good deeds from now on,no matter what.

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Karma is my apprentices sister............all those bad deeds you think you got away with...they come back ten fold

 

yes speakin from experience.

 

on to good deeds from now on,no matter what.

Ime am unfamillere with thet, howe do you 'good deedes' herre?

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Karma is my apprentices sister............all those bad deeds you think you got away with...they come back ten fold

 

yes speakin from experience.

 

on to good deeds from now on,no matter what.

Ime am unfamillere with thet, howe do you 'good deedes' herre?

 

If dirty deeds can be done dirt cheap, are good deeds expensive?

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Karma is my apprentices sister............all those bad deeds you think you got away with...they come back ten fold

 

yes speakin from experience.

 

on to good deeds from now on,no matter what.

Ime am unfamillere with thet, howe do you 'good deedes' herre?

 

Don't know about here,but with people and things(pat a dog sometime) in the real world,..........I can always offer good advice.....oops better take some myself.

Less is more

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Karma is my apprentices sister............all those bad deeds you think you got away with...they come back ten fold

 

yes speakin from experience.

 

on to good deeds from now on,no matter what.

Ime am unfamillere with thet, howe do you 'good deedes' herre?

If dirty deeds can be done dirt cheap, are good deeds expensive?

They run between $50 and $5000 depending on what she charges...

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Karma is my apprentices sister............all those bad deeds you think you got away with...they come back ten fold

 

yes speakin from experience.

 

on to good deeds from now on,no matter what.

Ime am unfamillere with thet, howe do you 'good deedes' herre?

If dirty deeds can be done dirt cheap, are good deeds expensive?

They run between $50 and $5000 depending on what she charges...

 

We all know that's an extra expense......then try marriage,same as a boat(Bring On Another Thousand).

 

Good deeds should be free of commission :blink: ....

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Karma is my apprentices sister............all those bad deeds you think you got away with...they come back ten fold

 

yes speakin from experience.

 

on to good deeds from now on,no matter what.

Ime am unfamillere with thet, howe do you 'good deedes' herre?

 

Don't know about here,but with people and things(pat a dog sometime) in the real world,..........I can always offer good advice.....oops better take some myself.

Less is more

 

OK, I gette it, notte the sistere. I thouht you talkling abote a niew possitione or somthinge.

 

:)

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Karma is my apprentices sister............all those bad deeds you think you got away with...they come back ten fold

 

yes speakin from experience.

 

on to good deeds from now on,no matter what.

Ime am unfamillere with thet, howe do you 'good deedes' herre?

If dirty deeds can be done dirt cheap, are good deeds expensive?
They run between $50 and $5000 depending on what she charges...

We all know that's an extra expense......then try marriage,same as a boat(Bring On Another Thousand).

 

Good deeds should be free of commission :blink: ....

Marriage is THE most expensive way to have your laundry done for free..

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I don't know, I have been married 3 times, I never had a lot of money, you can't get blood from a turnip. Now the emotional price, that's a different story.

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Karma is my apprentices sister............all those bad deeds you think you got away with...they come back ten fold

 

yes speakin from experience.

 

on to good deeds from now on,no matter what.

Ime am unfamillere with thet, howe do you 'good deedes' herre?

 

If dirty deeds can be done dirt cheap, are good deeds expensive?

 

They run between $50 and $5000 depending on what she charges...

 

We all know that's an extra expense......then try marriage,same as a boat(Bring On Another Thousand).

 

Good deeds should be free of commission :blink: ....

 

 

Wood Boat (Wads Of Outrageous Dough)!!!!

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Karma is my apprentices sister............all those bad deeds you think you got away with...they come back ten fold

 

yes speakin from experience.

 

on to good deeds from now on,no matter what.

Ime am unfamillere with thet, howe do you 'good deedes' herre?

 

Don't know about here,but with people and things(pat a dog sometime) in the real world,..........I can always offer good advice.....oops better take some myself.

Less is more

 

OK, I gette it, notte the sistere. I thouht you talkling abote a niew possitione or somthinge.

 

:)

 

Funny guy........really my apprentices sister name is Karma,she is a bitch....I use it as term of endearment...the lessons learned

 

Be nice,no matter what,be grateful....and pay your bills :rolleyes::o

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So I read and watch unfortunate incidents occurring while people do their thing on the water.

 

I have tried really hard not judge anyone anymore after the followed happened to me about 5 years ago;

 

At a mooring in Vineyard Haven one morning I was having coffee and watching a newish Sabre being bounced around amongst other moored boats in the mooring field by its "handler" as it was leaving.

 

I comment to my Bride "Geez...I would never do that...".

 

 

  • Within 10 minutes I fall back into the dinghy from a not-secured transom ladder narrowly missing my head on the engine cowling.
  • Within 15 minutes close a knife on my thumb
  • And within 20 minutes the propane stove spit at me.

Never piss off the Karma Bitch.

Your problem is really one of luck and judgement. You'll be ok, so long as you don't sign on to the wrong boat for an ocean race. That bit of poor judgement could turn out really badly for someone with luck like yours.

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So I read and watch unfortunate incidents occurring while people do their thing on the water.

 

I have tried really hard not judge anyone anymore after the followed happened to me about 5 years ago;

 

At a mooring in Vineyard Haven one morning I was having coffee and watching a newish Sabre being bounced around amongst other moored boats in the mooring field by its "handler" as it was leaving.

 

I comment to my Bride "Geez...I would never do that...".

 

  • Within 10 minutes I fall back into the dinghy from a not-secured transom ladder narrowly missing my head on the engine cowling.
  • Within 15 minutes close a knife on my thumb
  • And within 20 minutes the propane stove spit at me.

Never piss off the Karma Bitch.

Your problem is really one of luck and judgement. You'll be ok, so long as you don't sign on to the wrong boat for an ocean race. That bit of poor judgement could turn out really badly for someone with luck like yours.

 

Ah damn...your right. Better make a phone call quick...

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