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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  
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Confident Asso Bowman needed Marina Del Rey, Los Angeles, CA

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We have a need for a Bowman w/Asso experience for our highly competitive, Trophy winning Henderson Spritboat. Experience and confidence in helpful but we will train for this boat. Wednesday eve beercan races and several weekend Regattas and Local RLC races throughout the season. Good racing, friendly loyal crew and killer sammies. Adult beverages available in limted supplies while racing.

 

The former guy had a change of work situation and is mostly unavailable . Step up your program and help us continue with podium finishes.

 

Please PM me your brief resume, location and availability...or call 310 895 8317.

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OK, Lets get back on track. No Drunks, please.

 

And, BTW, you do need to know what an Asso is. Hint: It not in your pants.

 

Thank you. Nothing here for either of you, move along, move along.

 

PM or call me if sincere.

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Oh, Jesus!! Thank you so very very much for that edification. Next time I'm outta Cali or away from Fantasyland, I'll say "as sym." Mo one here says as-sym, were all ASSO, here due moderate temps, no snow & a 350 day a year sailing season. isnt it wonderful you can contribute to society and still have time to correct minor spelling/pronunciation in SA postings in the manner of picking fleas off the ass of a stranger.

 

We all are better off because of your dedication to the process. Huzzah!

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Oh, Jesus!! Thank you so very very much for that edification. Next time I'm outta Cali or away from Fantasyland, I'll say "as sym." Mo one here says as-sym, were all ASSO, here due moderate temps, no snow & a 350 day a year sailing season. isnt it wonderful you can contribute to society and still have time to correct minor spelling/pronunciation in SA postings in the manner of picking fleas off the ass of a stranger.

 

We all are better off because of your dedication to the process. Huzzah!

Has it, in general, been your experience that this abrasive, condescending tone tends to influence the thinking of others very much? --Pres. Eisenhowler

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Oh, Jesus!! Thank you so very very much for that edification. Next time I'm outta Cali or away from Fantasyland, I'll say "as sym." Mo one here says as-sym, were all ASSO, here due moderate temps, no snow & a 350 day a year sailing season. isnt it wonderful you can contribute to society and still have time to correct minor spelling/pronunciation in SA postings in the manner of picking fleas off the ass of a stranger.

 

We all are better off because of your dedication to the process. Huzzah!

 

This passive aggressive attitude must really attract new crew...

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Thank you doctor. Your compensation for services rendered Will be equal to the value of your diagnosis.

 

Interestingly, one of the qualified respondents opined how odd it was that respondents who were not potential crew would waste time doing so.

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If you're not signin up as crew, why are you on here? We're all impressed that you have two non-spinnaker novice class wins. Well done.

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this is progressing like a west coast version of a hustler/espo thread....

 

 

entertainment value 5/10 and rising (unlike espo threads)

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Yeah. In just lookin for a crewman for the pointy end and all the drunks/twits/twats wanna chime in w/unrelated crap so they can proudly see their name in lights. I can't even delete the post now. Maybe if they got a job...

 

How bout we help them with a new thread: Min wage jobs for twits & twats. Just think, they could become marginally productive and be busy enough to stay off crew wanted postings!

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If you're not signin up as crew, why are you on here? We're all impressed that you have two non-spinnaker novice class wins. Well done.

 

Just trying to help ya here, keeping this at the top of the list... got back from Ensenada this morning and nothing better to do. Non-spin novice? ummmm

 

You do realise this is SA, right?

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On 5/2/2017 at 6:53 AM, Timo42 said:

Qualified... hmmmm, we have two bullets so far. You?

Make that three...

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On ‎5‎/‎2‎/‎2017 at 4:15 PM, aA said:

this is progressing like a west coast version of a hustler/espo thread....

You folks out on the coast should be so lucky. The fun part is if you knew some of those participants in real life you would really be scratching your heads, or perhaps not. as the case may be.

Anyhow I am looking for a new ride. Bowman most my life. Cut my teeth on outside/inside gybes with a blooper. Would be glad to forego adult beverages onboard. Any chance you might pick up some of my travel in exchange?

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I live in Santa Monica and would love the chance to learn the ropes with your crew. I'm as green as they come but I'm reliable, able, and plan to take lessons as soon as possible. 

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Replacemnt bow guys just announced "back to school" and "Hey! gotta job! Cant make wednesday eve anymore."

SOOOoo, spot open again.  Wed and Weekends.  Just crushed, first to finish latest MDR pursuit race. Won our class in Pac Cup.

Join a winning boat, well pimped/maintained. 

Text me.

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On 4/12/2017 at 6:54 PM, ChiTownRigger said:

In places other than Cali and fantasy land, most people use the term assym.

Only if they cannot spell.  Asym would be the most used term

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Boys, boys, boys, the poor guy is just trying to find someone with a pulse to do bow on a midfleet Wed night boat, cut him some slack.

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Erroneous comment Alert: We finished 2nd in Class for the Wed night Series despite musical chairs for bowmen.  Another Asshole comment from Timo the asshole.

Notice he ain't talking bout weekends when we crush the scurvy bastard into a pasty goo.

Can we just focus on experienced bow people in LA?  

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That would be 23rd overall, over 65 points out of first, and 56 points behind the first place boat in class...but yeah, second in class. 

Hmmmm, weekend races where maybe 5 boats show up for a 3 race series, or Wed night, where over 55 boats show up for a 21 race series...

But I digress, find this man a bowperson!

Btw, I don't do asshole, I mean asso., but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.:P

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Out of a hundred boats that participated.  W/rotating crew made up of pals & drinking buds & no bowman.  Because we consistently crushed you on weeked races w/our A or B crew, you don't even come out  anymore.  We don't take a beer can race seriously...it's for fun & practice & sharing company & a brew but for you it's your very own little Americas Cup. Sad but true.  

BTW, that boat that finished first in class in the beer cans?  We beat them on weekends more than they get us.  And before you manipulated the class splits, they beat crap outta your little 5 knot shitbox. 

Enough.

Please go away, mind your own shit, not mine.  Maybe 11 steps off a 10' dock?  Perhaps for the off season, u can take up chutless skydiving.   Have a nice day.

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Lighten up Francis, just trying to help give your post a little airtime. Btw, we didn't want or ask for the class split, but that's water under the bridge. Trust me, you aren't the reason we aren't out on the weekends much. Bless your heart.

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Oh right! It's the other 5 boats that crushed you.  I forgot. Sorry.  You're not helping. Your posts are a distraction. Go away.  U r not wanted or needed.  

 

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