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Man-buns: finally a reason.....

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Talking with a buddy about how sad the hipsters look, when he pointed out that their styles are actually very practical.

"See, that bun is a handle for holding the cunt upright while you slap him silly. Then you can use his lumberjack beard as a dunny brush."

I have a new level of respect for my mate. Creative thinking on a lot of rum.

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And to think I though Mullets looked stupid.

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actually the creative use for the man bun is the aging hipster going bald...  they grow all the hair on the sides long and then just tie it up top...  no longer bald..   it's the  millenial combover

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1 hour ago, dreaded said:

actually the creative use for the man bun is the aging hipster going bald...  they grow all the hair on the sides long and then just tie it up top...  no longer bald..   it's the  millenial combover

 

FFS. if your going bald own it.  It's part of who you are.

 

I've got the receding hair thing going.  I just tell people "It's not hair loss, it's just thigh marks".

Watching the girls at work paint a mental image when I tell them that is priceless.

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This is how the universe rolls. I post some shit taking the piss out of guys with a granny bun, and I learn how to hide my bald spot.

I've always had a goatee, all I have to do is wear the bun and shave once a week instead of daily and I'll look cool (or maybe really stupid.)

I could learn to work a coffee machine and how to make a deconstructed avocado sandwich. Or I could just shave my head and accept (and get in touch with) my inner grumpy old man.

Either way, I ain't getting a tattoo.

 

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2 hours ago, Happy said:

This is how the universe rolls. I post some shit taking the piss out of guys with a granny bun, and I learn how to hide my bald spot.

I've always had a goatee, all I have to do is wear the bun and shave once a week instead of daily and I'll look cool (or maybe really stupid.)

I could learn to work a coffee machine and how to make a deconstructed avocado sandwich. Or I could just shave my head and accept (and get in touch with) my inner grumpy old man.

Either way, I ain't getting a tattoo.

 

At 50 I shaved the mustache as it was going grey before my hair. At 60 and going bald on top, I keep the hair really short and grew back the 'stache.   So at the YC after Wednesday night races began, I see a friendly lass who I have not seen since last season, and she says, "I really like your "porn" stache".  So, of course I inquired if she had seen any of my films?!  LOL!

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You know how some gals pull their pony tail through the back of a baseball cap? Pretty sexy most times.

 

Today at Home Depot there was an employee with his man-bun pulled through the back of his cap. Wish I had a camera at that moment.

 

He needed a good slapping.

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I can't decide what is funnier the Trump man bun or the #3 fan! 

I think the man-bun on a muscled 25-30 something is kind of sexy, especially if he has his shirt off. But then again, he could have a bag over his head and I'd probably say the same thing. ;)

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Unless you are a Samurai warrior you're doing it for "style" and it does look kinda......silly. But so did the puka shells of my 20's......

yoots..............

However, if you're an old guy and have one.......you really should rethink it.....really.

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On 5/21/2017 at 9:07 AM, USA190520 said:

He has a bitch handle. 

Samurai hipster douche 

 

On 5/21/2017 at 11:37 AM, sailingk8 said:

I can't decide what is funnier the Trump man bun or the #3 fan! 

I think the man-bun on a muscled 25-30 something is kind of sexy, especially if he has his shirt off. But then again, he could have a bag over his head and I'd probably say the same thing. ;)

 

On 5/21/2017 at 3:53 PM, Point Break said:

Unless you are a Samurai warrior you're doing it for "style" and it does look kinda......silly. But so did the puka shells of my 20's......

yoots..............

However, if you're an old guy and have one.......you really should rethink it.....really.

You all are a bunch of judgmental bitches.
You wonder why people have a dislike for Americans?

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A buddy of mine had one when we crossed paths after some time, and I gave him some guff about it.  Turns out, he was growing his hair long for donation to Locks of Love.  I no longer give people grief about wearing man buns.  

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39 minutes ago, Meat Wad said:

 

 

You all are a bunch of judgmental bitches.
You wonder why people have a dislike for Americans?

Loosen the bone Wilma it's all in good fun. Don't be so fragile.

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1 hour ago, Meat Wad said:

 

 

You all are a bunch of judgmental bitches.
You wonder why people have a dislike for Americans?

I'm Australian, ya judgemental snowflake.

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I don't get why a lot of guys my age, early 60's, at work, have long grey hair and long beards?  Short hair and closely cropped facial hair or clean shaven make most of us look ten years younger than scraggly grey hair, and grey/white Santa Claus beard?? 

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Kate, you might enjoy looking up Zlatan Ibrahimović.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zlatan_Ibrahimović

He is a goal-scoring legend who gives awesome quotes like Chuck Norris jokes, and now plays for the team I support.

Best quotes: http://www.espnfc.us/blog/the-toe-poke/65/post/2962023/zlatan-ibrahimovics-35-best-quotes-on-his-35th-birthday

 

 

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6 minutes ago, billy backstay said:

I don't get why a lot of guys my age, early 60's, at work, have long grey hair and long beards?  Short hair and closely cropped facial hair or clean shaven make most of us look ten years younger than scraggly grey hair, and grey/white Santa Claus beard?? 

When I retired - never in my adult life having been allowed because of work to grow a beard - I decided to give one a trial run. So I grew a short one and kept it for a while. Very grey! The color didn't bother me, but I found it was a PIA the keep up, all trimmed and stuff worse than shaving. I also found it a PIA when eating. I could see though......when the temptation to "not worry about the looks" in favor of the ease of just letting it go could get you to that point. Frankly, if not for Mrs PB's insistence that if I had one it would be well groomed, I might well have let it go. It's SO much easier. There comes a point where you're just no longer worried about what others might think of your age or whether your beard is trimmed just so. I am easily there. Long hair? Those days - along with much of the hair - are gone. Besides I like a very short cut. Dry it and "comb" it with a towel. Easy to take care of. 

So.....hair is very close cut, still have the mustache, and I shave once or twice a week. I no longer wear underwear, don't own a suit, rarely have anything on my feet but flaps, and dressing up means an Aloha shirt and nice shorts or in extreme situations.....long linen or kakhi pants. There really isn't anything I'd choose to do where those circumstances would be a barrier.

Now if I could just kill those ear hairs..........

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23 minutes ago, Streetwise said:

 

Kate, you might enjoy looking up Zlatan Ibrahimović.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zlatan_Ibrahimović

He is a goal-scoring legend who gives awesome quotes like Chuck Norris jokes, and now plays for the team I support.

Best quotes: http://www.espnfc.us/blog/the-toe-poke/65/post/2962023/zlatan-ibrahimovics-35-best-quotes-on-his-35th-birthday

 

 

Quite the character. Him and that other guy make quite a force to be reckoned with, although there were a few stellar saves in that video too! (Keeper mom, I notice)

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12 minutes ago, Point Break said:

Now if I could just kill those ear hairs..........

Got a new ear/nose hair trimmer on Amazon not too long ago; works much better than the 20 year old one, I had been nursing along.  Friend who comes over on Mondays for a cocktail, and to chat with the Missus, trims my hair once a month or sooner, close to the scalp with electric trimmer.  Much less hassle keeping it short.  I need to learn to do myself, but the first couple times I tried, it looked like a paint job with "holidays". :wacko:

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1 hour ago, billy backstay said:

Got a new ear/nose hair trimmer on Amazon not too long ago; works much better than the 20 year old one, I had been nursing along.  Friend who comes over on Mondays for a cocktail, and to chat with the Missus, trims my hair once a month or sooner, close to the scalp with electric trimmer.  Much less hassle keeping it short.  I need to learn to do myself, but the first couple times I tried, it looked like a paint job with "holidays". :wacko:

:lol:

I'm lucky, the lady who cuts my hair, her shop is a 5 minute walk. She runs a #3 around my head, cleans up the neck and ears and charges $14 and I tip her $6. $20 every 6-8 weeks......$120 a year........it's easy and cheap!

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3 hours ago, Point Break said:

:lol:

I'm lucky, the lady who cuts my hair, her shop is a 5 minute walk. She runs a #3 around my head, cleans up the neck and ears and charges $14 and I tip her $6. $20 every 6-8 weeks......$120 a year........it's easy and cheap!

About ten years ago I asked my barber if she bartered for hair cuts, she said sure. So I give her a few ski comps each season and she cuts my hair. I sit down, she cuts, I leave. And she never has to ask how I want it, it's always the same. Wham bam thank you ma'am.

 

 

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On 5/17/2017 at 11:00 AM, SloopJonB said:

And to think I though Mullets looked stupid.

The man bun is just the current generation's mullet. 

 

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16 minutes ago, bmiller said:

About ten years ago I asked my barber if she bartered for hair cuts, she said sure. So I give her a few ski comps each season and she cuts my hair. I sit down, she cuts, I leave. And she never has to ask how I want it, it's always the same. Wham bam thank you ma'am.

 

 

Stellar! Our small town is very similar. She lives in our neighborhood and has for 40 years. She knows Mrs PB, our kids, Mrs PB's siblings. We chat but never about my hair...she knows....it's always about the town and neighborhood. 

I love that.

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20 hours ago, Point Break said:

:lol:

I'm lucky, the lady who cuts my hair, her shop is a 5 minute walk. She runs a #3 around my head, cleans up the neck and ears and charges $14 and I tip her $6. $20 every 6-8 weeks......$120 a year........it's easy and cheap!

Even Better; only costs me a couple Vodka drinks every time she trims me?:D

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On 5/23/2017 at 9:43 AM, Sol Rosenberg said:

A buddy of mine had one when we crossed paths after some time, and I gave him some guff about it.  Turns out, he was growing his hair long for donation to Locks of Love.  I no longer give people grief about wearing man buns.  

so he says  :>)

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I really don't understand what's the problem with these man buns? :lol: It's just an other hairstyle, it looks cool on some guys, on other not... Personally I don't keep it but only because it doesn't fit my face shape. However making a man bun doesn't make a guy less masculine :)

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1 hour ago, Adelsten said:

I really don't understand what's the problem with these man buns? :lol: It's just an other hairstyle, it looks cool on some guys, on other not... Personally I don't keep it but only because it doesn't fit my face shape. However making a man bun doesn't make a guy less masculine :)

neither does shaving your chest,,,,or your ass hair to get that real smooth skin feel... 

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On 5/24/2017 at 11:36 AM, poopie pants said:

Man on trial for girlfriend's choking death wants to show penis to jury

Attorneys argue over state of Richard Patterson's penis: flaccid or erect?

 

http://www.click2houston.com/news/man-on-trial-for-girlfriends-choking-death-wants-to-show-penis-to-jury

due to the sensitivity of the defendant the jury has been placed under a long term gag order until everyone has finished ............

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2 hours ago, Adelsten said:

 However making a man bun doesn't make a guy less masculine :)

ahmmmmm....yes it does.....

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2 hours ago, Adelsten said:

making a man bun doesn't make a guy less masculine :)

It sure as hell does.

So do ponytails on men. If you're going to have long hair (and I once had hair down my back) then it should be loose.

Anything else is girly.

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On 5/19/2017 at 1:32 AM, Happy said:

This is how the universe rolls. I post some shit taking the piss out of guys with a granny bun, and I learn how to hide my bald spot.

I've always had a goatee, all I have to do is wear the bun and shave once a week instead of daily and I'll look cool (or maybe really stupid.)

I could learn to work a coffee machine and how to make a deconstructed avocado sandwich. Or I could just shave my head and accept (and get in touch with) my inner grumpy old man.

Either way, I ain't getting a <chrome_find class="find_in_page">tatt</chrome_find>oo.

 

A scar is like a tattoo, but with a much better story. 

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44 minutes ago, Rasputin22 said:

Forgive me...

 

Image result for man buns

 

 

Why? Doesn't look any more ridiculous than his normal "do".

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1 hour ago, SloopJonB said:

It sure as hell does.

So do ponytails on men. If you're going to have long hair (and I once had hair down my back) then it should be loose.

Anything else is girly.

You didn't live where it was hot and humid for months on end, did you?  When I was young and more foolish, a pony tail caked with sweat from a long ride or run was not much fun, either.  Or even just walking to class.  Couldn't take it.

I don't know how women do it. But I love it when they raise their hair to cool their necks and I catch a whiff of fragrance from their necks.  And seeing the tiny beads of perspiration caught in the fine hairs along the nape...

 

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2 hours ago, RedTuna said:

I don't know how women do it. But I love it when they raise their hair to cool their necks and I catch a whiff of fragrance from their necks.  And seeing the tiny beads of perspiration caught in the fine hairs along the nape...

 

dude, your typing out loud ;)

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3 hours ago, RedTuna said:

You didn't live where it was hot and humid for months on end, did you?  When I was young and more foolish, a pony tail caked with sweat from a long ride or run was not much fun, either.  Or even just walking to class.  Couldn't take it.

I don't know how women do it. But I love it when they raise their hair to cool their necks and I catch a whiff of fragrance from their necks.  And seeing the tiny beads of perspiration caught in the fine hairs along the nape...

 

Take that train of thought a little further and you could be a Harlequin Romance, or a little further still, a porn author...

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On 21/05/2017 at 7:37 PM, sailingk8 said:

I can't decide what is funnier the Trump man bun or the #3 fan! 

I think the man-bun on a muscled 25-30 something is kind of sexy, especially if he has his shirt off. But then again, he could have a bag over his head and I'd probably say the same thing. ;)

:lol:

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On 9/29/2017 at 5:49 PM, SloopJonB said:

It sure as hell does.

So do ponytails on men. If you're going to have long hair (and I once had hair down my back) then it should be loose.

Anything else is girly.

Speaking of ponytails...I don't know what it is with German men with gray hair but a fair amount of them sport ponytails.  It looks like shit.  A ponytail isn't going to bring back their lost youth or make them look any younger.

Like many of my generation, I had hair down on my shoulders when I graduated from high school.  Now that my red hair has turned silver, I keep it very short.  Older men really should have short hair in my opinion, or at least not long enough for a ponytail FFS.

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Define older. I had long hair in college and it was a great panty remover. Now I'm over 50 and have grown it long again just for fun. I've been faithfully married for decades so there's only one woman I want to impress but there's no denying long hair is like catnip, even at this age. 

"Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I... I do deny them my essence."

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59 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

Remember what happened to Samson.

Didn't he go on to start a cordage business?

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2 hours ago, IStream said:

Define older. I had long hair in college and it was a great panty remover. Now I'm over 50 and have grown it long again just for fun. I've been faithfully married for decades so there's only one woman I want to impress but there's no denying long hair is like catnip, even at this age. 

"Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I... I do deny them my essence."

My stand is if you have gray hair, no long hair. YMMV.

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8 minutes ago, soak_ed said:

My stand is if you have gray hair, no long hair. YMMV.

I agree totally!! I am 62, and at work, I am constantly told that I look younger than guys who are 5 or 10 years younger, who wear scraggly long gray hair and scraggly beards. Keep my hair trimmed real short and mustache neat, not hanging below upper lip.  I tell them it's my good Scandahoovian genes, certainly not "clean living"!:lol:

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7 minutes ago, soak_ed said:

My stand is if you have gray hair, no long hair. YMMV.

If you have a "real" job - as in career or profession, no long hair.

It's for kids.

I learned long ago to dress and groom myself in a way that appeals to sophisticated women.

It became really easy after I got married - I let my wife select most of my clothes and tell the hairdresser how to style my hair. :D

 

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1 hour ago, SloopJonB said:

If you have a "real" job - as in career or profession, no long hair.

It's for kids.

I learned long ago to dress and groom myself in a way that appeals to sophisticated women.

It became really easy after I got married - I let my wife select most of my clothes and tell the hairdresser how to style my hair. :D

 

Oh I've got a real job, I'm just lucky to be in a position where:

1. The VP of Sales asked for me to go "full wild man" hair-wise for the launch of our new product so he could play up the mad scientist angle

2. The CEO likes to keep his hair relatively long so he can't say shit without being hypocritical (not that that would stop him)

3. My CEO needs me waaay more than I need him

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2 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

If you have a "real" job - as in career or profession, no long hair.

It's for kids.

I learned long ago to dress and groom myself in a way that appeals to sophisticated women.

It became really easy after I got married - I let my wife select most of my clothes and tell the hairdresser how to style my hair. :D

 

Who did you give your man card to?   :P

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Still got it - I gave my Boy Card to the JP when I got married. ;)

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Our JP bummed cigarettes off me the whole time and left via a power launch just after the ceremony, somewhere off Cadboro Bay. Oh, sorry, that's off-topic. Carry on.

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On 9/29/2017 at 4:57 PM, Adelsten said:

I really don't understand what's the problem with these man buns? :lol: It's just an other hairstyle, it looks cool on some guys, on other not... Personally I don't keep it but only because it doesn't fit my face shape. However making a man bun doesn't make a guy less masculine :)

Yeah, actually it does.  People are just being nice to you and not telling you that you look like a douche with one.

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13 hours ago, soak_ed said:

My stand is if you have gray hair, no long hair. YMMV.

My stand, if you're loosing most of it, then cut the remainder very short.

Apparently the short salt and pepper look can be rather attractive to some, so I'm reliably informed. :D 

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4 hours ago, mad said:

My stand, if you're loosing most of it, then cut the remainder very short.

Apparently the short salt and pepper look can be rather attractive to some, so I'm reliably informed. :D 

I'll back that up as well.  Not losing any hair, but definitely getting the grey/silver thing going on the sides.  Very Short is still very good.  ;)

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Saw a guy with the douchiest man-bun ever this morning.

Shaved sides with one of those Marine Corps beavertails on top and a bun.

Keeriste he looked stupid.

 wonder if any guy ever got one of those at the request of his wife or GF?

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9 hours ago, mad said:

My stand, if you're loosing most of it, then cut the remainder very short.

Apparently the short salt and pepper look can be rather attractive to some, so I'm reliably informed. :D 

I seem to attract the attention of the ladies with my silver hair.  ;)

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1 minute ago, soak_ed said:

I seem to attract the attention of the ladies with my silver hair.  ;)

You should buy a Jag XJR to go along with it - you'll need to carry a stick.

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3 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

You should buy a Jag XJR to go along with it - you'll need to carry a stick.

I already have to fend them off.  For some reason my 2001 Mistsubishi Pajero Pinin (basically a Mitsubishi jeep) is popular with the ladies as well.  Yes, the Pinin is for the body by Pininfarina, so maybe it's the Ferrari feel, I don't know.  I tell them the car is like me, old, rugged, goes anywhere, and well used.

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3 hours ago, soak_ed said:

I already have to fend them off.  For some reason my 2001 Mistsubishi Pajero Pinin (basically a Mitsubishi jeep) is popular with the ladies as well.  Yes, the Pinin is for the body by Pininfarina, so maybe it's the Ferrari feel, I don't know.  I tell them the car is like me, old, rugged, goes anywhere, and well used.

And leaks a little.

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On 5/23/2017 at 11:56 AM, billy backstay said:

I don't get why a lot of guys my age, early 60's, at work, have long grey hair and long beards?  Short hair and closely cropped facial hair or clean shaven make most of us look ten years younger than scraggly grey hair, and grey/white Santa Claus beard?? 

Because shaving sucks.

We're men, our faces have hair like barbed wire. Our women may not like that, too bad, I spent twenty five years scraping my face with a shard of steel, I'm out now, that sucked. 

You know what else sucks Billy? Dinner. I've bailed on that dumb ass meal too and my life only got better. I was going to all that trouble to make dinner on the nights that my wife was at work, and the cleanup. Then I just fell asleep two hours later. What's the fucking point of a meal inside of me if I'm just going to sleep through it? Pointless bullshit, that meal is. 

Now I usually skip it, often when my wife cooks. or just have a beer or a shot of whisky, I'll actually have energy for work or jammy, and then call it a night. The kids teenagers ask for dinner, if they don't want a sandwich or an egg that I volunteer to make them, they're on their own. So much less stress.

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1 hour ago, Ishmael said:

And leaks a little.

Dammit, I told you to keep quiet when I PMd you and asked you what brand of adult diaper you are using and if they are any good.  Depends, got it.

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What does it depend on? Are different brands better for different conditions?

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18 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

Saw a guy with the douchiest man-bun ever this morning.

Shaved sides with one of those Marine Corps beavertails on top and a bun.

Keeriste he looked stupid.

 wonder if any guy ever got one of those at the request of his wife or GF?

Couple big guys at work here with close cropped sides of the head, long on top with pigtail or braid at the back or bun on top.  All look stupid to me!!

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2 hours ago, billy backstay said:

Couple big guys at work here with close cropped sides of the head, long on top with pigtail or braid at the back or bun on top.  All look stupid to me!!

A kind of millennial mullet?

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3 minutes ago, soak_ed said:

A kind of millennial mullet?

Some of these guys appear to be in their 30's and 40's!

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On 29.09.2017 at 7:44 PM, Rasputin22 said:

Forgive me...

 

Image result for man buns

 

 

I'm laughing so hard because of this pic! :lol:

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8 minutes ago, Adelsten said:

I'm laughing so hard because of this pic! :lol:

An the worst part about it is that it isn't even photoshopped!  Donnie boy going for the hipster vote.   :P

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I guess someone finally told him that Flock of Seagulls was 25 years ago - time for an update.

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17 hours ago, mikewof said:

Because shaving sucks.

We're men, our faces have hair like barbed wire. Our women may not like that, too bad, I spent twenty five years scraping my face with a shard of steel, I'm out now, that sucked. 

You know what else sucks Billy? Dinner. I've bailed on that dumb ass meal too and my life only got better. I was going to all that trouble to make dinner on the nights that my wife was at work, and the cleanup. Then I just fell asleep two hours later. What's the fucking point of a meal inside of me if I'm just going to sleep through it? Pointless bullshit, that meal is. 

Now I usually skip it, often when my wife cooks. or just have a beer or a shot of whisky, I'll actually have energy for work or jammy, and then call it a night. The kids teenagers ask for dinner, if they don't want a sandwich or an egg that I volunteer to make them, they're on their own. So much less stress.

Dude!  I suggest either marriage counseling or Ashley.com

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1 hour ago, Shootist Jeff said:

Dude!  I suggest either marriage counseling or Ashley.com

Meh. I believe that my wife and children and I have sufficient love for one another that it doesn't require nightly validation over piles of food.

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4 hours ago, soak_ed said:

An the worst part about it is that it isn't even photoshopped!  Donnie boy going for the hipster vote.   :P

There is no way that photo is real, it isn't possible. Trump would sooner suck the peanuts out of the chimpanzee's ass at the Bronx Zoo, than be photographed in an even slightly humorous way.

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9 minutes ago, mikewof said:

There is no way that photo is real, it isn't possible. Trump would sooner suck the peanuts out of the chimpanzee's ass at the Bronx Zoo, than be photographed in an even slightly humorous way.

FFS Mikey, can't you see the emoticon there?  I think everyone else (well maybe not rockdog) figured out I wasn't serious.

Or were you just looking to use the opportunity to talk about your favorite sexual fetish in public.  Go ahead and tell us about it Mikey, we are all friends here, it's safe, as safe as a stairwell anyway.

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2 minutes ago, soak_ed said:

FFS Mikey, can't you see the emoticon there?  I think everyone else (well maybe not rockdog) figured out I wasn't serious.

Or were you just looking to use the opportunity to talk about your favorite sexual fetish in public.  Go ahead and tell us about it Mikey, we are all friends here, it's safe, as safe as a stairwell anyway.

Chill out ponyboy. I thought you were serious that the photo was real. I'm a American male who grew up rebuilding Holly 4-barrel carburetors rather than using a computer. The only "emoticon" I know is that the one with the colon and the end-parens means that someone claims to be laughing but probably isn't.

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11 hours ago, mikewof said:
15 hours ago, soak_ed said:

An the worst part about it is that it isn't even photoshopped!  Donnie boy going for the hipster vote.   :P

There is no way that photo is real, it isn't possible. Trump would sooner suck the peanuts out of the chimpanzee's ass at the Bronx Zoo, than be photographed in an even slightly humorous way.

You mean all photo's of Trump aren't an attempt at humor?

And HE has access to the nukes?

Wow, you guys really are fucked.

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6 hours ago, floating dutchman said:

You mean all photo's of Trump aren't an attempt at humor?

And HE has access to the nukes?

Wow, you guys really are fucked.

 

We know it, for sure!  Well and Truly Fucked!!  Not my SCROTUS! (Supreme Crotch-grabbing Ruler Of The US)

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On 9/29/2017 at 7:57 AM, Adelsten said:

I really don't understand what's the problem with these man buns? :lol: It's just an other hairstyle, it looks cool on some guys, on other not... Personally I don't keep it but only because it doesn't fit my face shape. However making a man bun doesn't make a guy less masculine :)

Out of curiousity, what color Miata do you drive?

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A Miata is too macho for him - my money is on a Prius.

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