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theJoker

the final conflict

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The final conflict is between me and a guy named Willie. People say he's my best friend, but when I was in school he was always popping up at innopportune times and telling me to do things. He is very bossy and demanding. Half of my sanity is lost, purely because of him.

As a kid I always plotted on ditching him but never had the courage. After all such loyalty cannot be bought easily.

While it is true that I've said I've hated women, my philosophy is, if you can't beat em, join em. If I'm obsolete then by god I want to be on the ship sailing away from obsolete.

Society, looks down on Willie and tells me Willie is not a real person with needs. But I am saying Willie IS a real person with needs, it's just that even some of his needs bother even me.

I try to be an open minded person, but some things even I cannot believe. For instance, when I'm around strong tall men, Willie gets excited. I really do so HATE fanboying around people, as I generally am envious of anyone who has it better than me. Really I hate these men, but Willie wants to get all friendly with them. It's incredibly annoying that Willie won't obey me. And when I'm around my blonde bimbo girlfriend, Willie doesn't trust her. Willie doesn't trust her and doesn't want to be friends with her.

I'm hoping that if I teach Willie a lesson, like maybe, cut him up and shove him in where the sun don't shine, maybe it will repair my sanity and help me have a truly satisfying relationship with my girlfriend.

I mean, my skins already bleached, my makeups already done, now I just have to do the final step, the final problem, if this was a Sherlock Holmes novel I'd say.

 

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1 minute ago, LB 15 said:

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Im not sure of my stance on weed. I view it has a Jokerizing drug but at the same time, not a big fan of it's wussifying effects. Hippies annoy me. The biggest threat civilization has ever faced is Pacifism.

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Sock of who? I think this is my first time on these boards, but I have been using the internet since a child and so I can't be 100% sure. I view it as an extension of my schizophrenia, I have so many accounts I forget what they are, so for me, it's like litterally talking to an actual person.

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This schtick is getting tedius, are it's 15 minutes up yet?

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intriguing............keep on going....

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11 minutes ago, dacapo said:

intriguing............keep on going....

It's not. It's a drunk who keeps on insinuating that he's going trans, but then sobers up and denies it, then gets on a bender and makes absurd accusations about his wife and her daughter, and then sobers up again and buys a guitar and a motorcycle, and then goes on a bender and....................

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wait.wait....wait, who was it that was headed off to jail for drunk driving or something? 

Had a dead fish on the beach for his avatar?

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1 hour ago, hobot said:

wait.wait....wait, who was it that was headed off to jail for drunk driving or something? 

Had a dead fish on the beach for his avatar?

I sorta remember him. Fuck if I can remember his screen name.

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11 hours ago, Ishmael said:

I'm voting it off the island.

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