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19 hours ago, VWAP said:

 

 

19 hours ago, Mike in Seattle said:

At the beginning, of course.

You would be correct. ( I hadn't noticed that part)

 

You would be correct again.  I'm pretty sure it's not a dog.

People aren't supposed to do that,, it's not safe.

 :o  You didn't learn about knee-steering in high school ?

 

B) That's easy.

(1) Open the back door.

(2) Say  "load 'em up, Bess."

(3) Make sure her tail is clear and close the door.  "Good Girl Bess"

 

Well thank you both. My education is progressing.

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His eyes tell the story.

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5 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

His eyes tell the story.

"Sovereign individual". That's white privilege right there. If he were black and mouthing off like that odds are they would've had him out of the car and on the ground for an ass whupping before hauling him in. Assuming he survived.

Yeah, yeah. Off to PA.

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2 hours ago, IStream said:

"Sovereign individual". That's white privilege right there. If he were black and mouthing off like that odds are they would've had him out of the car and on the ground for an ass whupping before hauling him in. Assuming he survived.

Yeah, yeah. Off to PA.

Another non sailing pa reject

 

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4 hours ago, Poodle56 said:

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I am so stealing this idea.

Edit: on reflection, it works better/nastier if you leave out the middle line. Makes them wonder what KIND of world record,

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29 minutes ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

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That poor kid - what chance does he have?

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On 10/10/2018 at 3:52 PM, SailBlueH2O said:

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Brilliant!

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^^^^ Actually, it was only his ear lobe........but it’s still funny.....the puzzle, not the ear lobe. He did give it to a hooker though so he gets style points for that.

And a couple historians now assert he got into a fight with his buddy Gauguin who cut his ear lobe off.......

but it’s still funny....

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13 hours ago, Point Break said:

^^^^ Actually, it was only his ear lobe........but it’s still funny.....the puzzle, not the ear lobe. He did give it to a hooker though so he gets style points for that.

And a couple historians now assert he got into a fight with his buddy Gauguin who cut his ear lobe off.......

but it’s still funny....

Maybe the hooker was a fan of Shakespeare. 

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HA!  :lol::lol:

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2 hours ago, Rasputin22 said:

I forget just what LONQR means but hope it covers this!

https://ve.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pd75664fPS1sihoml.mp4

Kiwis won't be able to sleep tonight thinking about this.

LONQR = Land of Not Quite Right

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1 hour ago, Shootist Jeff said:

LONQR = Land of Not Quite Right

unless it includes a crotch rocket !!

many forget the nature of this beast

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42 minutes ago, VWAP said:

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on the FOUR corners of the globe, no less!

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11 hours ago, VWAP said:

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I don’t care who you are. That’s some funny shit right there. 

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56 minutes ago, Shootist Jeff said:

I don’t care who you are. That’s some funny shit right there. 

You must be a globehead 

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Asimov nailed that years ago.

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10 hours ago, chum said:

Back to the op...

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That's just an emotional support Ungulate.

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6 hours ago, Shootist Jeff said:

That's just an emotional support Ungulate.

They're especially well trained in that town.  Always use the crosswalks.

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we all know someone who should wear one of these ....

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18 hours ago, Point Break said:

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This goes beyond not quite right and strays into really wrong.

 

(I can tell by how hard I laughed)

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15 hours ago, VWAP said:

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i kinda felt this way about a previous wife.

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33 minutes ago, Trovão said:

i kinda felt this way about a previous wife.

She still speaks very highly of you.

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3 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

She still speaks very highly of you.

:lol::lol::lol:

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11 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

Old ain't what it once was.

old is following the progression of radio stations you listen to , to hear the music you like 

back then .. clandestine guerrilla Am stations..   banging the hard rock

now..  same songs..   easy listening stations   

eventually   elevator music stations.

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1 hour ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

old is following the progression of radio stations you listen to , to hear the music you like 

back then .. clandestine guerrilla Am stations..   banging the hard rock

now..  same songs..   easy listening stations   

eventually   elevator music stations.

BrianFM.com 

 

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