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9 hours ago, Shootist Jeff said:

Oh fuk!  I'm laughing so hard my anus might prolapse!

I particularly like that Rudolph looks so pissed.

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13 hours ago, Shootist Jeff said:

Gaytor.

what is Gaytor

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Iowa Man Arrested For Indecent Exposure After Putting The X In UberX

An Iowa man was arrested today for allegedly exposing himself in an Uber car and telling the driver that he “liked to masturbate in front of Uber drivers,” 

 

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/indecent-exposure/the-sharing-economy-375902

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LONQR, not for the airline, but for a fucked up mom who thinks it’s okay to give her kid a stupid name to begin with.  Really, name your kid Abcde (Ab City?!) and then complain when someone makes fun of it?  

 

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/mom-accuses-southwest-airlines-employee-publicly-mocking-5-year-olds-name-131855912.html

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The mother's choice notwithstanding, in what world is it acceptable for a "professional" adult to mock a kid's name in front of her and then post a photo of her boarding pass to social media making fun of it to the world?

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I feel sorry for the kid, but not the mother.  Every child is special, every child is not “SPECIAL”.  

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Dumb name, preboarding because "child is an epileptic".  Mom missed the trifecta.  I would have expected a "Comfort Hila Monster" to be part of the package.  

Everybody should be on birth control and there needs to be a test to allow parenting.  

 

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2 hours ago, Innocent Bystander said:

Dumb name, preboarding because "child is an epileptic".  Mom missed the trifecta.  I would have expected a "Comfort Hila Monster" to be part of the package.  

Everybody should be on birth control and there needs to be a test to allow parenting.  

 

We have only been provided a casual glimpse of all the crazy here.    

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Um, mommy should have paid $250 more for another vowel. Maybe even spun for a "Y"?

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1 hour ago, Caca Cabeza said:

Um, mommy should have paid $250 more for another vowel. Maybe even spun for a "Y"?

Vowels are free in America, not like Poland.

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7 hours ago, IStream said:

The mother's choice notwithstanding, in what world is it acceptable for a "professional" adult to mock a kid's name in front of her and then post a photo of her boarding pass to social media making fun of it to the world?

yes it is,  we must beat down this stupidity ...

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That one is all too true.

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The Zumwalt passes spectators at Fort Popham at the mouth of the Kennebec River in Phippsburg, Maine, in 2015. AP Photo/Robert F. Bukaty, File

4.25 billion dollars

64 mile Furuno radar

 

 

 

 

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4 hours ago, See Level said:

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The Zumwalt passes spectators at Fort Popham at the mouth of the Kennebec River in Phippsburg, Maine, in 2015. AP Photo/Robert F. Bukaty, File

4.25 billion dollars

64 mile Furuno radar

They didn't show the tugs.

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1 hour ago, Wet Spreaders said:

Is that the front or the back?

 

The numbers are usually on the front......

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15 hours ago, See Level said:

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The Zumwalt passes spectators at Fort Popham at the mouth of the Kennebec River in Phippsburg, Maine, in 2015. AP Photo/Robert F. Bukaty, File

4.25 billion dollars

64 mile Furuno radar

 

 

 

 

And I'll bet a significant fraction of its radar signature comes from those Furunos. 

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And no ammunition for those two 155mm guns. Doesn't really matter because at $1,000,000 per round they never even got the range that they were supposed to. 

    And the 'stealth signature' has been eroded by the 'bolt on' nature of the latest radar installations.

    They are re-thinking the role of the three they have so far and probably will not build the intended 30 ship fleet!

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54 minutes ago, Rasputin22 said:

And no ammunition for those two 155mm guns. Doesn't really matter because at $1,000,000 per round they never even got the range that they were supposed to. 

    And the 'stealth signature' has been eroded by the 'bolt on' nature of the latest radar installations.

    They are re-thinking the role of the three they have so far and probably will not build the intended 30 ship fleet!

 

Eisenhower warned us about the Industrial-Military Complex!!  Have we learned nothing over the past 60+ years?

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Nope - it actually appears that the population has gotten a lot dumber.

It's backed up by statistics too.

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4 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

Nope - it actually appears that the population has gotten a lot dumber.

It's backed up by statistics too.

 

I think you are right!  On one of NPR's funny weekend radio programs this morning, I learned that 7% of Americans, that is 1 in 14, believes that chocolate milk comes from brown cows!!

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16 minutes ago, billy backstay said:

 

I think you are right!  On one of NPR's funny weekend radio programs this morning, I learned that 7% of Americans, that is 1 in 14, believes that chocolate milk comes from brown cows!!

:o doesn't it? :P

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1 hour ago, billy backstay said:

I think you are right!  On one of NPR's funny weekend radio programs this morning, I learned that 7% of Americans, that is 1 in 14, believes that chocolate milk comes from brown cows!!

Even bigger percentages believe in angels, aliens, UFO's and faked Moon landings.

I read an article not long ago that said the societal IQ, or rather the intelligence associated with it, peaked in the post war period and has been declining ever since.

The current intelligence associated with a 100 IQ would only have made 90 back then.

Idiocracy is coming quickly - as if you needed any convincing.

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Just now, SloopJonB said:

Even bigger percentages believe in angels, aliens and UFO's and faked Moon landings.

I read an article not long ago that said the societal IQ, or rather the intelligence associated with it, peaked in the post war period and has been declining ever since.

The current intelligence associated with a 100 IQ would only have made 90 back then.

Idiocracy is coming quickly - as if you needed any convincing.

The world will look like Florida. 

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I'm beginning to understand all those old people I've known who were glad to be getting out.

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1 hour ago, Trovão said:
1 hour ago, billy backstay said:

I think you are right!  On one of NPR's funny weekend radio programs this morning, I learned that 7% of Americans, that is 1 in 14, believes that chocolate milk comes from brown cows!!

:o doesn't it? :P

Adgreede!  It hase to, if notte theire, then whearre?

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9 hours ago, mad said:

The world will look like Florida. 

I hates to break it to you, But the world  mostly already looks like FL.  I am still constantly amazed at the levels of stupid I encounter all across the globe. 

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19 hours ago, VWAP said:

 

Very cool.

There was an incident somewhat like that here years ago. Some creep tried to molest a nurse walking through the VGH "campus" late one night. She was some sort of black belt and kicked the shit out of him. Then she dragged him into emergency and called the cops while he was being patched up.

The world needs a lot more stories like that.

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4 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

Very cool.

There was an incident somewhat like that here years ago. Some creep tried to molest a nurse walking through the VGH "campus" late one night. She was some sort of black belt and kicked the shit out of him. Then she dragged him into emergency and called the cops while he was being patched up.

The world needs a lot more stories like that.

Vid looks fake to me. Either that or the last guy has never thrown a punch in his life.

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3 hours ago, Point Break said:

Vid looks fake to me.

Thouhte sam ehearre.                                 :)

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Buncha spoilsports.

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3 hours ago, Point Break said:

Vid looks fake to me. Either that or the last guy has never thrown a punch in his life.

Is this better?

 

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Excellent!!!

 

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27 minutes ago, wal' said:

Excellent!!!

 

Warms the heart, doesn't it!  I think it was the 3rd clip - you can't see the thug, just the girl's arm delivering a beatdown.:wub:

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On 12/2/2018 at 12:12 AM, Shootist Jeff said:

I hates to break it to you, But the world  mostly already looks like FL.  I am still constantly amazed at the levels of stupid I encounter all across the globe. 

 

1 in 14 Americans, 7% believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.....

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china is trying hard to be the new florida...

 

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A 21-year-old Hong Kong woman has said she was tricked into marrying a complete stranger on the mainland while taking part in a "mock" wedding.

The woman has said she was told that she had to play the role of a bride in a simulated wedding as part of her training to be a wedding planner.

During the ceremony she and the man signed a genuine marriage document.

She only realised she was actually married after returning to Hong Kong, where she sought legal help.

 

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:lol: Bunch of real winners.

Every one of them a Ralph Kramden.

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17 hours ago, VWAP said:

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Printed this out and gave it to the wife. 

 

 

Surgery was okay and the pain meds seem to be working. 

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21 minutes ago, Gissie said:

Printed this out and gave it to the wife. 

 

 

Surgery was okay and the pain meds seem to be working. 

A life-time of involuntary celibacy may not be as easy. 

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Wish I could have shot stars like that back in high school. Would have had a lot more action.

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6 hours ago, Gissie said:

Printed this out and gave it to the wife. 

 

 

Surgery was okay and the pain meds seem to be working. 

At least you no longer have to worry about getting your girlfriends pregnant 

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Not sure who that is hanging from the balcony at 2:00. Hope it's not a critic.

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14 hours ago, See Level said:

Not sure who that is hanging from the balcony at 2:00. Hope it's not a critic.

that would be Shorty.

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On 12/3/2018 at 7:39 AM, billy backstay said:

 

1 in 14 Americans, 7% believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.....

And to get milkshakes, the cows have to be milked on a vibrating table, right?

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22 hours ago, VWAP said:

 

That's fun to do and, as you can see, very aerodynamic.  Have to watch the boys on the remount though!

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58 minutes ago, Snow Guy said:

That's fun to do and, as you can see, very aerodynamic.  Have to watch the boys on the remount though!

 

Reminds me someone telling me about going to a team building event with zip-lines.  The female instructor told all the gentlemen, as they were donning their full body harnesses to...

"Make sure all the furniture down there, is all in the same room!"

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2 hours ago, Snow Guy said:

That's fun to do and, as you can see, very aerodynamic.  Have to watch the boys on the remount though!

I think I'd choose a freewheeling hub over a coaster bike for that.

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1 hour ago, billy backstay said:

 

Reminds me someone telling me about going to a team building event with zip-lines.  The female instructor told all the gentlemen, as they were donning their full body harnesses to...

"Make sure all the furniture down there, is all in the same room!"

:D "Do you dress on the left or the right"?

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19 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

:D "Do you dress on the left or the right"?

Quite possibly both if you get that one wrong! :blink:

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3 hours ago, silent bob said:

 

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Do you have to use the staple? Or is that part of the heating. 

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7 hours ago, Gissie said:

Do you have to use the staple? Or is that part of the heating. 

That's the birth control part. You can't count on the yarn alone.

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11 minutes ago, Trovão said:

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anyone recognize the make and model?  i know the power plant is a hay burner but the body...?

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1 minute ago, tybee said:

anyone recognize the make and model?  i know the power plant is a hay burner but the body...?

The make is local (Brazilian) GM and model is a 1970's Opala based on a German Opel model.

 

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3 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

Now he can breathe easy.

He died shortly afterwards.

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