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if Olin had designed a compact along with the Duck ......

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12 hours ago, billy backstay said:

 

"Lord Lucas" - The Prince of Darkness!!   Used to have to reach under the back of the mini, to bang on the Lucas fuel pump, with a rock, to get the points going clickety-clack again.  After a few rounds of that, one usually took it apart to de-carbon them.

Dad has a Jaguar

 

favorite joke. Why do the English like warm beer?

 

 

 

they have Lucas refrigerators

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2 hours ago, VWAP said:

Woman in vegetative state gives birth at Hacienda Healthcare in Phoenix

Certainly NQR.

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3 hours ago, VWAP said:

the virgin Murray quit unexpectedly :o:lol::lol:

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17 hours ago, VWAP said:

I feel a little uncomfortable talking about this; but a friend's sister who was in a vegetative state gave birth to a little boy  This was in northern New York state.  The father was an attendant at the facility.  The boy was brought up by my friend and her mother (the boy's grandmother) and is quite a talented sailor.  There is good that can come from this.

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Other than the temperature of the victim, that's the same thing as necrophilia.

Another case for a bullet.

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4 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

Other than the temperature of the victim, that's the same thing as necrophilia.

Another case for a bullet condumb.

:)

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12 hours ago, See Level said:

Possibly a publicity stunt

Oops! Autonomous robot struck and 'killed' by a self-driving Tesla in Las Vegas ahead of CES

By Cheyenne Macdonald For 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6566655/Oops-Autonomous-robot-struck-killed-self-driving-Tesla-Las-Vegas-ahead-CES.html

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Yes... a stunt.   And a poorly executed one as well.  Yet here I am paying attention to it!

 

Ack...

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Just now, Bump-n-Grind said:

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you can read that sign from left to right  or right to left...

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1 hour ago, sailm8 said:

LOCTION?

Had to make room for the exclamation point.............whats a little "a" anyway.........nobody will notice.

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4 hours ago, Point Break said:

Had to make room for the exclamation point.............whats a little "a" anyway.........nobody will notice.

Well, maybe in Canada...

 

WL

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2 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

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Didn’t we used to have some asshole from PA that used to make wooden ones of these. 

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4 hours ago, Gissie said:

Didn’t we used to have some asshole from PA that used to make wooden ones of these. 

 

Dabnis, aka Sinbad spelled backwards.....

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4 minutes ago, billy backstay said:

 

Dabnis, aka Sinbad spelled backwards.....

But he didn’t really make them. That’s just a story some people made up. 

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9 minutes ago, VOA said:

But he didn’t really make them. That’s just a story some people made up. 

 

Yes, he made wooden bowls and such, turned on a lathe.  He was merely accused of possibly making butt plugs!

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52 minutes ago, billy backstay said:

 

Yes, he made wooden bowls and such, turned on a lathe.  He was merely accused of possibly making butt plugs!

Really? How childish of the folks making those accusations. 

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Just now, VOA said:

Really? How childish of the folks making those accusations. 

 

???  You must be new here??  LOL!!

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1 minute ago, billy backstay said:

 

???  You must be new here??  LOL!!

Were you one of the accusers? Did you join in? LOL (sarc font)

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I knew you were no fun.

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8 hours ago, VOA said:

But he didn’t really make them. That’s just a story some people made up. 

Come now, have you mistakenly thought you were still on the WBF where untruths and nastiness are verboten? Here we thrive on lies, innuendo and insults.

I bet you have one of his pieces inserted right now as you type. NTTATWWT. 

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Chocolate eaters have taken aim at Kinder Surprise after numerous parents found an "offensive toy" inside the popular egg.

"Look what my niece (of mixed race) just found in her Kinder Surprise – KKK. what on earth Kinder?"

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22 minutes ago, FinnFish said:

Chocolate eaters have taken aim at Kinder Surprise after numerous parents found an "offensive toy" inside the popular egg.

"Look what my niece (of mixed race) just found in her Kinder Surprise – KKK. what on earth Kinder?"

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Take it to MLB Anarchy

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On 1/7/2019 at 2:49 AM, Snaggletooth said:
On 1/7/2019 at 2:43 AM, SloopJonB said:

Other than the temperature of the victim, that's the same thing as necrophilia.

Another case for a bullet condumb.

:)

No, sloop had it right the first time.

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34 minutes ago, Snaggletooth said:
1 hour ago, Innocent Bystander said:

Wonder if something like that will make PB's book?

Mrs PB woudentte do that!

Reported as an observer Snaggs, not a participant.  

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1 hour ago, Innocent Bystander said:

Wonder if something like that will make PB's book?

Not me but..............I have seen..........lets just say youthful testosterone is a terrible drug that robs young men of their common sense.........................

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34 minutes ago, Point Break said:

Not me but..............I have seen..........lets just say youthful testosterone is a terrible drug that robs young men of their common sense.........................

Ist matiure testosterone anny bettere?

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Just now, Snaggletooth said:

Ist matiure testosterone anny bettere?

Not sure..its been so long since I had any....................

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41 minutes ago, Point Break said:

Not me but..............I have seen..........lets just say youthful testosterone is a terrible drug that robs young men of their common sense.........................

Yeah, I know what you mean.  There were some parties with consenting adults present that it was better to walk away from when "boys and girls" had a beer or three too many.  

 

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2 minutes ago, Innocent Bystander said:

Yeah, I know what you mean.  There were some parties with consenting adults present that it was better to walk away from when "boys and girls" had a beer or three too many.  

 

Yep..........you get it.

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Motive, means, and opportunity. The ready availability of all three at the same time seems to decline as we age.

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22 minutes ago, IStream said:

Motive, means, and opportunity. The ready availability of all three at the same time seems to decline as we age.

Played Correctly they stay Balanced = 1 compensating for the other

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I don't go to PA where these are collected  and this belongs 

perhaps someone can deliver it

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3 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

So you our sayeng the lapps in judgemwnte our notte so dibillerating latere in life?

No, its just as debilitating...........only different subjects............

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I remember coming back to our boat at SSYC Queens cup party and having to step around a couple doing the dirty on the end of the dock. "Don't mind us"

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The worst of those that I ever heard of happened one night at work.

There was a seafood restaurant across the lane and one of my staff came in to tell me there was a couple at it under the restaurants dumpster.:blink:

 

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3 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

The worst of those that I ever heard of happened one night at work.

There was a seafood restaurant across the lane and one of my staff came in to tell me there was a couple at it under the restaurants dumpster.:blink:

 

When the mood strikes.....

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4 hours ago, VWAP said:

 

Cool vid, but what is LONQR about it??

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14 hours ago, Point Break said:

No, its just as debilitating...........only different subjects............

Shooze and accessorizeng?

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2 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

Shooze and accessorizeng?

Elastic waist sweatpants and comfortable supportive shoes.......

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8 hours ago, Shootist Jeff said:

Cool vid, but what is LONQR about it??

Perhaps the facial expressions?  It doesn't look like she is having fun.  Considering she's the best in the world and she is troubling to video the cockpit experience, maybe smile a bit for the camera?  It might inspire a few female pilots to follow in her footsteps.  She does crack a grin when waving at the fighter jet pilots when taxiing for take-off, however.

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20 minutes ago, dash34 said:

Perhaps the facial expressions?  It doesn't look like she is having fun.  Considering she's the best in the world and she is troubling to video the cockpit experience, maybe smile a bit for the camera?  It might inspire a few female pilots to follow in her footsteps.  She does crack a grin when waving at the fighter jet pilots when taxiing for take-off, however.

Don't ever tell a woman she should smile more, it won't go well.

Also, she's Russian. Smiling is a sign of weakness and submission there.

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37 minutes ago, dash34 said:

She does crack a grin when waving at the fighter jet pilots when taxiing for take-off, however.

That's cause she knows the fighter team lead is going to be balls deep in her later that night and she's thinking about the fun she's going to have later.  Or something like that.....  

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53 minutes ago, Shootist Jeff said:

That's cause she knows the fighter team lead is going to be balls deep in her later that night and she's thinking about the fun she's going to have later.  Or something like that.....  

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She's got a husband and two kids that she is devoted to....

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1 hour ago, IStream said:

Don't ever tell a woman she should smile more, it won't go well.

Also, she's Russian. Smiling is a sign of weakness and submission there.

Good point.  I dare anyone to smile at 5 g.  

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2 hours ago, billy backstay said:

 

She's got a husband and two kids that she is devoted to....

and another fighter fantasy for Jeffie shot down.

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4 hours ago, dash34 said:

Good point.  I dare anyone to smile at 5 g.  

I got to ride in a Pitts Special once. It was exhilarating but the kind of fun where you smile later at having survived.

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1 hour ago, Shootist Jeff said:

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Cheaper to get my cleaner to do that on her weekly visit at that price. 

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15 hours ago, dogballs Tom said:

I got to ride in a Pitts Special once. It was exhilarating but the kind of fun where you smile later at having survived.

As a kid I learned how to fly on a Stearman 450 and went on from there. 

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On 1/12/2019 at 1:54 AM, Shootist Jeff said:

Cool vid, but what is LONQR about it??

Put here as little mikie and his future baby moma bob generally do not show up in this thread.  

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4 hours ago, mad said:

Cheaper to get my cleaner to do that on her weekly visit at that price. 

Same here. I make it a habit to do all the laundry the night before she arrives. I hate folding clothes.I make it a habit to do all the laundry the night before she arrives. I hate folding clothes.

#firstworldproblems

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13 minutes ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

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Oune of funniestte imiagges evere on thisse site.                                                    :)

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16 hours ago, VWAP said:
On 1/12/2019 at 8:06 PM, dogballs Tom said:

I got to ride in a Pitts Special once. It was exhilarating but the kind of fun where you smile later at having survived.

As a kid I learned how to fly on a Stearman 450 and went on from there. 

They used to use one of those as the tow plane at the gliderport, then one of my predecessors landed on the low side and flipped it and that was the end of that. I never got to fly it. By the time I got there, we were using a C-150 w/STOL kit and 180 hp engine out of one of her Pitts Specials. It would damn near climb vertically when empty but managed to tow a glider up at about 200 fpm, if the glider pilot was good. Less if not.

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4 hours ago, VWAP said:

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Sounds legitimate.

So.  How do become Overweight, over tanned, under dressed and very unhappy?

Because those two girls on the left look well worth the effort....

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19 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:
19 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

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Oune of funniestte imiagges evere on thisse site.                                                    :)

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That's funny

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He needs to contact Brent Swain to find out how to do it.

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On 1/10/2019 at 10:14 PM, billy backstay said:

 

Yes, he made wooden bowls and such, turned on a lathe.  He was merely accused of possibly making butt plugs!

One word. Splinters.

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220, 221 whatever it takes.

Tung oil, Bung oil. Whatever it takes.

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When illegally parking in one handicap space is not enough.  

There is a special place in hell for these people, I hope. 

 

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This was in my office parking garage yesterday, BTW.

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55 minutes ago, Shootist Jeff said:

When illegally parking in one handicap space is not enough.  

There is a special place in hell for these people, I hope. 

 

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This was in my office parking garage yesterday, BTW.

I think it's clear that the driver is handicapped. No foul.

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2 hours ago, Shootist Jeff said:

When illegally parking in one handicap space is not enough.  

There is a special place in hell for these people, I hope. 

 

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This was in my office parking garage yesterday, BTW.

Asshole with enough family influence that there are no repercussions?

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