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1 hour ago, Shootist Jeff said:

The short answer is NO.  We have this (IMHO) false sense of valuing ALL human life too much.  The fact of the matter is some people just need killing.  

The thorny part of that ideology above is "who decides who's worth living or not?"  I certainly don't want that job. 

Maybe the only answer, as we reach a critical mass of shitbags, is to base it on demonstrated behavior.  Maybe the "3 strikes you're out" rule wasn't so bad.  But instead, 3 demonstrated violent convictions and you are automatically made into dog food.  Win win for recycling.......

maybe move to china...   their social points system is nuts

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17 minutes ago, Point Break said:

Proof dogs go to heaven too............

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Looking forward to dog sitting #2 sons Saluki this weekend, a short haired version they got as a rescue flown in from Yemen...it is really a smart and well mannered dog. We've been dogless for a while

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A curious harbor seal checks out diver Mike Weber as he and other divers pick up golf balls in the waters off the coast of Northern California. His daughter wrote a paper about all the golf balls found in the ocean from nearby golf courses.

Courtesy of Alex Weber

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I remember diving for urchins near a huge sea lion rookery out on San Miguel Island back in the day. You always knew when it was litter season, the pups would almost swarm, always nipping at my claw hand trying to get me to play.

One time I looked up startled to find a small seal lion suspended upside down  in the water column and inches from my mask, just staring in at me. It was a pure moment for about 30 seconds until Mom came by.

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2 hours ago, SloopJonB said:
2 hours ago, Shootist Jeff said:

The thorny part of that ideology above is "who decides who's worth living or not?"  I certainly don't want that job.

I'll do it. :D

See, I knew you weren't so bad afterall. ;)

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1 hour ago, Shootist Jeff said:

See, I knew you weren't so bad afterall. ;)

Apparently Blue caught a break on that.

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On 1/13/2019 at 7:56 PM, Shootist Jeff said:

Same here. I make it a habit to do all the laundry the night before she arrives. I hate folding clothes.I make it a habit to do all the laundry the night before she arrives. I hate folding clothes.

#firstworldproblems

Make sure the dishwasher is stacked and the all the wine glasses need a clean as well. 

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On 1/15/2019 at 2:53 PM, Shootist Jeff said:

When illegally parking in one handicap space is not enough.  

There is a special place in hell for these people, I hope. 

 

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This was in my office parking garage yesterday, BTW.

Did you take that so you could remember where you parked? 

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5 hours ago, SailBlueH2O said:

Looking forward to dog sitting #2 sons Saluki this weekend, a short haired version they got as a rescue flown in from Yemen...it is really a smart and well mannered dog. We've been dogless for a while

A friend used to breed them. Beautiful dogs, the female was smart and the big male was a stump. The female used to play with squirrels and chipmunks in the yard, great fun. One day she walked across the street and offed a poodle. Just didn't like poodles, I guess.

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52 minutes ago, Ishmael said:

A friend used to breed them. Beautiful dogs, the female was smart and the big male was a stump. The female used to play with squirrels and chipmunks in the yard, great fun. One day she walked across the street and offed a poodle. Just didn't like poodles, I guess.

Our last dog, a terrier, would occasionally catch scent of a rodent or squirrel and get her game face on accompanied by a deep growl. My wife would look up from her book, nod at the dog, and proclaim, "Something needs killin'."

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3 hours ago, mad said:

Make sure the dishwasher is stacked and the all the wine glasses need a clean as well. 

Well, yeah.  Duh.  I do at least RUN the dishwasher so all she has to do is put them away.

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3 hours ago, mad said:

Make sure the dishwasher is stacked 

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On ‎1‎/‎16‎/‎2019 at 2:14 PM, DA-WOODY said:

and we had to drink not kod beer around the kampfire last night

As my wife woude saye "You poore fuckeng thinge"                                     :)

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1 hour ago, Snaggletooth said:

As my wife woude saye "You poore fuckeng thinge"                                     :)

I like her already. What languages does she speak?

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Well Bad for sure

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Snaggy, I'm surprised at you - she speaks "bad language". ;)

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19 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

As my wife woude saye "You poore fuckeng thinge"                                     :)

U like Not kod beer ?

U like Fucking Sucking chargers

 

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RAM Van

 

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She faked being crazy to avoid being asked for id, she had warrants. Just before the cop walks up you can hear her tell the driver to back her play.  That was some pretty funny stuff. 

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we got a Mayor that way a few mayors ago

Almost got a President a couple elections ago 

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Those bottom teef say tweaker 

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1 hour ago, Point Break said:

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Saw an apropos quote somewhere that I loved.

"Imagine what a wolf would think if it knew that a pug was its direct descendant"?

"That's what your grandfather thinks when he sees your man-bun".

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On 1/24/2019 at 1:19 AM, SailBlueH2O said:
On 1/24/2019 at 1:12 AM, Point Break said:

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Ahahahahahaa...really LOL...still laughing

ME TOOOOOO!!!  

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2 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

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Whoosh....

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8 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

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Bet that farking thing prevents the seat from staying up so you have to sit to pee.  The horror.

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23 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:
On 1/25/2019 at 10:50 AM, Shootist Jeff said:

Whoosh....

you've been in the ME too long..   porn / casting couch /   got to make money some how..

That's pretty much where my mind was going, but I just wasn't sure.  

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On ‎1‎/‎25‎/‎2019 at 12:18 PM, Grande Mastere Dreade said:
On ‎1‎/‎25‎/‎2019 at 1:50 AM, Shootist Jeff said:

Whoosh....

you've been in the ME too long..   porn / casting couch /   got to make money some how..

She lookes goode aftere 35 dayes of pronteine shackes allone.                              :)

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9 hours ago, Shootist Jeff said:

That's pretty much where my mind was going, but I just wasn't sure.  

It was slightly lost me as well.....obviously don’t watch as much porn as this lot. :lol:

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Reposted from another thread.  Seriously, WTF????

 

On 1/26/2019 at 9:45 PM, Mark K said:

 

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22 hours ago, Shootist Jeff said:

Reposted from another thread.  Seriously, WTF????

 

 

I saw it and thought they do everything in that culture with paper, bamboo wood, etc. THIS they decide needs metal.

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8 minutes ago, Contumacious Tom said:

I saw it and thought they do everything in that culture with paper, bamboo wood, etc. THIS they decide needs metal.

I still wouldn't want paper or bamboo going down my turbine engine intake before flight......

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22 minutes ago, Shootist Jeff said:

I still wouldn't want paper or bamboo going down my turbine engine intake before flight......

They do shoot frozen poultry at them in testing.

I was thinking a good luck paper airplane would be better for an engine than a good luck chunk of metal.

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7 hours ago, Contumacious Tom said:

I saw it and thought they do everything in that culture with paper, bamboo wood, etc. THIS they decide needs metal.

Because luck.

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2 hours ago, IStream said:

Because luck.

Proven fact:  It's unlucky to be superstitious!

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SEX ROBOT owners are swapping "used" parts and selling "bruised, battered" dolls on a creepy online forum.

Randy bot-bonkers flog their second-hand dolls to each other – sometimes for thousands of pounds apiece.

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/8305623/sex-robots-used-second-hand-buy-doll-forum/

-hand 'love dolls' are being openly traded on the web

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I don't get it, what's NQR?

22 minutes ago, VWAP said:

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1 hour ago, VWAP said:

SEX ROBOT owners are swapping "used" parts and selling "bruised, battered" dolls on a creepy online forum.

Randy bot-bonkers flog their second-hand dolls to each other – sometimes for thousands of pounds apiece.

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/8305623/sex-robots-used-second-hand-buy-doll-forum/

-hand 'love dolls' are being openly traded on the web

Probably more hygienic than a non virgin real woman.

(Ooh, I just know I'm about to cop flack for this...)

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40 minutes ago, floating dutchman said:

Probably more hygienic than a non virgin real woman.

(Ooh, I just know I'm about to cop flack for this...)

As a good friend, a GYN once said.  "The vagina is a virtual cesspool of cancerous and infectious agents."

Never stops us from diving in though does it?

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2 hours ago, burndoc said:

As a good friend, a GYN once said.  "The vagina is a virtual cesspool of cancerous and infectious agents."

Never stops us from diving in though does it?

Avoidance of such reinforces poor immune responses.

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4 hours ago, VWAP said:

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Which one have you got for sale?

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3 minutes ago, justsomeguy! said:

Avoidance of such reinforces poor immune responses.

Exactly - I knew there was a reason why I ate so much dirt as a child.

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1 minute ago, SloopJonB said:

Exactly - I knew there was a reason why I ate so much dirt as a child.

You mean you've stopped?

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Ever since I quit riding motorcycles.

Well, except for sanding dust, bottom paint and so forth.

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4 hours ago, burndoc said:

As a good friend, a GYN once said.  "The vagina is a virtual cesspool of cancerous and infectious agents."

Never stops us from diving in though does it?

Yes, please.

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2 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

Which one have you got for sale?

dance old man dance 

 haha ha ha haha

 

 

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7 hours ago, IStream said:

I don't get it, what's NQR?

 

maybe I should have put it in my sister wants a chainsaw thread 

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On 1/28/2019 at 1:48 AM, Shootist Jeff said:

Reposted from another thread.  Seriously, WTF????

 

 

Take it to LOYGBSM Anarchy. 

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1 hour ago, VWAP said:

dance old man dance 

 haha ha ha haha

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I thick hese a goode dancere, verrey exspressive.                                        :)

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15 hours ago, burndoc said:

As a good friend, a GYN once said.  "The vagina is a virtual cesspool of cancerous and infectious agents."

Never stops us from diving in though does it?

Is he gay? (NTTIAWWT)

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29 minutes ago, Trovão said:

Is he gay? (NTTIAWWT)

Oh No  Very far from it.

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27 minutes ago, burndoc said:

Oh No  Very far from it.

Far from it like an alcoholic who is a bartender.

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Just now, Cal20sailor said:

Far from it like an alcoholic who is a bartender.

 

How many bartenders do you know that are not??

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20 hours ago, VWAP said:

SEX ROBOT owners are swapping "used" parts and selling "bruised, battered" dolls on a creepy online forum.

Randy bot-bonkers flog their second-hand dolls to each other – sometimes for thousands of pounds apiece.

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/8305623/sex-robots-used-second-hand-buy-doll-forum/

-hand 'love dolls' are being openly traded on the web

Just proving once again the age old truism.....  no matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit.

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Jeezuss Woodie - what did we ever do to you?

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1 hour ago, SloopJonB said:

Jeezuss Woodie - what did we ever do to you?

it's a ain't quite right thread

not a who ya voted for

that ain't right on so many levels

so fits right here ... eh

 

those from PA will take offense at a cheap shot at their gurl

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I was only concerned with my retinas.

Everything is still a little blurry several hours later.

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Funny that a tab saying Insert other media appears to right when posting :-O       \/ \/ \/        

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