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7 hours ago, Point Break said:

Since he chased him and beat him, he’ll get sued by the perp who will get a settlement from the homeowners insurance company. Sigh.......

Should have just shot him. Would be considered a hero. 

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11 hours ago, Point Break said:

Since he chased him and beat him, he’ll get sued by the perp who will get a settlement from the homeowners insurance company. Sigh.......

He resisted a citizen arrest.

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22 hours ago, billy backstay said:

 

That license plate looks like one of those on Senators and Congress critters cars????

Look at column.  Arabic writing.   Not a domestic dick, but a dick in the Mid-east.

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use of nonleathle force

BIG Mistake 

If you Love them Set Them Free

If they Fuck with Your Shit KILL EM

anything inbetween is just too much problembs

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12 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

yes sir officer, when I confronted the man, he took a swing at me and I responded with 10 overhand rights..

Man  caught masturbating outside girl's window accidentally killed when struck 73 times by falling tree branch.

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8 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

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now this would just be a perfect opportunity for a coordinated effort to supply BS data...

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34 minutes ago, Que said:

Man  caught masturbating outside girl's window accidentally killed when struck 73 times by falling tree branch.

Many (no....many many) years ago the cop cars had just a heavy wire screen between the front and back seat where the bad guys rode on the way to the gray bar hotel. The rear seat was one piece plastic to easily rinse out..........stuff. They were also not often equipped with a seat belt and if they were, they were rarely used, so a “passenger” with hands cuffed behind them was......unrestrained should the vehicle stop quickly. From time to time, a bad guy (or to be fair...bad girl) would think to spit on the cop driving the car. When that happened it was not uncommon for the cop to perform what was euphemistically termed a “screen test” where the car would accelerate to a high speed and then jam on the brakes thus causing the bad guy to suddenly be hurled forward into the heavy wire screen. Sometimes several screen tests were required to modify the bad guys behavior. This would often result in various broken bloody noses/split lips and occasionally a facial or head laceration or two. Since one of my assignments was on the medic unit where one of the county jails was in our first due we were called to treat these various injuries. The story was always the same. “A dog ran out into the street causing me to slam on the brakes”. Oddly enough, on weekends the roads were apparently inundated with stray dogs right around the time the bars closed.

Sigh.......Okay........so where does it hurt sir?

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1 hour ago, oldgoatroper said:

 

now this would just be a perfect opportunity for a coordinated effort to supply BS data...

i've come up with my before and after

 

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4 hours ago, VWAP said:

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Why not repost.  Deserves a wide audience.

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On 1/17/2019 at 9:23 PM, sail69 said:

Look at column.  Arabic writing.   Not a domestic dick, but a dick in the Mid-east.

Yep.  This shit is commonplace here.

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14 hours ago, Point Break said:

Many (no....many many) years ago the cop cars had just a heavy wire screen between the front and back seat where the bad guys rode on the way to the gray bar hotel. The rear seat was one piece plastic to easily rinse out..........stuff. They were also not often equipped with a seat belt and if they were, they were rarely used, so a “passenger” with hands cuffed behind them was......unrestrained should the vehicle stop quickly. From time to time, a bad guy (or to be fair...bad girl) would think to spit on the cop driving the car. When that happened it was not uncommon for the cop to perform what was euphemistically termed a “screen test” where the car would accelerate to a high speed and then jam on the brakes thus causing the bad guy to suddenly be hurled forward into the heavy wire screen. Sometimes several screen tests were required to modify the bad guys behavior. This would often result in various broken bloody noses/split lips and occasionally a facial or head laceration or two. Since one of my assignments was on the medic unit where one of the county jails was in our first due we were called to treat these various injuries. The story was always the same. “A dog ran out into the street causing me to slam on the brakes”. Oddly enough, on weekends the roads were apparently inundated with stray dogs right around the time the bars closed.

Sigh.......Okay........so where does it hurt sir?

Ah the good old days.  As you said recently in another post, I could never be a cop in this day and age of snowflake lawsuits and such.  The first person who spit on me would get buttstroked with my handgun to the face.  Any child molester/pedophile/rapist that I caught would likely get a bullet in the face for "attacking an officer".  

I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying that I know my own limitations and why I would never be good at being a cop.  Its part of why I respect them.... because they have far more restraint than I could ever have.  I'm still surprised MORE shitbags are not killed everyday by cops.  

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6 minutes ago, Shootist Jeff said:

Ah the good old days.  As you said recently in another post, I could never be a cop in this day and age of snowflake lawsuits and such.  The first person who spit on me would get buttstroked with my handgun to the face.  Any child molester/pedophile/rapist that I caught would likely get a bullet in the face for "attacking an officer".  

I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying that I know my own limitations and why I would never be good at being a cop.  Its part of why I respect them.... because they have far more restraint than I could ever have.  I'm still surprised MORE shitbags are not killed everyday by cops.  

Not sure that I totally agree, but you have some quite compelling thoughts here...  Why on earth do we keep creating more and more of these idiots/scumbags?  Can we address the root cause of this epidemic before we as a species have reached the equivalent of "peak oil"?

media?   Too easy.

education system?   Ok, perhaps

technology?  I doubt it.

values/morals/ethics?  Yes.  

LONQR indeed.

 

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1 minute ago, Windward said:

Not sure that I totally agree, but you have some quite compelling thoughts here...  Why on earth do we keep creating more and more of these idiots/scumbags?  Can we address the root cause of this epidemic before we as a species have reached the equivalent of "peak oil"?

media?   Too easy.

education system?   Ok, perhaps

technology?  I doubt it.

values/morals/ethics?  Yes.  

LONQR indeed.

 

The short answer is NO.  We have this (IMHO) false sense of valuing ALL human life too much.  The fact of the matter is some people just need killing.  

The thorny part of that ideology above is "who decides who's worth living or not?"  I certainly don't want that job. 

Maybe the only answer, as we reach a critical mass of shitbags, is to base it on demonstrated behavior.  Maybe the "3 strikes you're out" rule wasn't so bad.  But instead, 3 demonstrated violent convictions and you are automatically made into dog food.  Win win for recycling.......

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35 minutes ago, Windward said:

Not sure that I totally agree, but you have some quite compelling thoughts here...  Why on earth do we keep creating more and more of these idiots/scumbags?  Can we address the root cause of this epidemic before we as a species have reached the equivalent of "peak oil"?

media?   Too easy.

education system?   Ok, perhaps

technology?  I doubt it.

values/morals/ethics?  Yes.  

LONQR indeed.

 

Just the fact that the population has doubled in the last 50 years means there are twice as many of them.

Then add more caused by the subsequent crowding.

Then add in the constant interference with Darwin's work.

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30 minutes ago, Shootist Jeff said:

The thorny part of that ideology above is "who decides who's worth living or not?"  I certainly don't want that job.

I'll do it. :D

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13 minutes ago, SailBlueH2O said:

Too late you didn't make the cut...

I hate it when that happens.

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1 hour ago, Shootist Jeff said:

The short answer is NO.  We have this (IMHO) false sense of valuing ALL human life too much.  The fact of the matter is some people just need killing.  

The thorny part of that ideology above is "who decides who's worth living or not?"  I certainly don't want that job. 

Maybe the only answer, as we reach a critical mass of shitbags, is to base it on demonstrated behavior.  Maybe the "3 strikes you're out" rule wasn't so bad.  But instead, 3 demonstrated violent convictions and you are automatically made into dog food.  Win win for recycling.......

maybe move to china...   their social points system is nuts

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17 minutes ago, Point Break said:

Proof dogs go to heaven too............

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Looking forward to dog sitting #2 sons Saluki this weekend, a short haired version they got as a rescue flown in from Yemen...it is really a smart and well mannered dog. We've been dogless for a while

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A curious harbor seal checks out diver Mike Weber as he and other divers pick up golf balls in the waters off the coast of Northern California. His daughter wrote a paper about all the golf balls found in the ocean from nearby golf courses.

Courtesy of Alex Weber

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I remember diving for urchins near a huge sea lion rookery out on San Miguel Island back in the day. You always knew when it was litter season, the pups would almost swarm, always nipping at my claw hand trying to get me to play.

One time I looked up startled to find a small seal lion suspended upside down  in the water column and inches from my mask, just staring in at me. It was a pure moment for about 30 seconds until Mom came by.

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2 hours ago, SloopJonB said:
2 hours ago, Shootist Jeff said:

The thorny part of that ideology above is "who decides who's worth living or not?"  I certainly don't want that job.

I'll do it. :D

See, I knew you weren't so bad afterall. ;)

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1 hour ago, Shootist Jeff said:

See, I knew you weren't so bad afterall. ;)

Apparently Blue caught a break on that.

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On 1/13/2019 at 7:56 PM, Shootist Jeff said:

Same here. I make it a habit to do all the laundry the night before she arrives. I hate folding clothes.I make it a habit to do all the laundry the night before she arrives. I hate folding clothes.

#firstworldproblems

Make sure the dishwasher is stacked and the all the wine glasses need a clean as well. 

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On 1/15/2019 at 2:53 PM, Shootist Jeff said:

When illegally parking in one handicap space is not enough.  

There is a special place in hell for these people, I hope. 

 

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This was in my office parking garage yesterday, BTW.

Did you take that so you could remember where you parked? 

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5 hours ago, SailBlueH2O said:

Looking forward to dog sitting #2 sons Saluki this weekend, a short haired version they got as a rescue flown in from Yemen...it is really a smart and well mannered dog. We've been dogless for a while

A friend used to breed them. Beautiful dogs, the female was smart and the big male was a stump. The female used to play with squirrels and chipmunks in the yard, great fun. One day she walked across the street and offed a poodle. Just didn't like poodles, I guess.

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52 minutes ago, Ishmael said:

A friend used to breed them. Beautiful dogs, the female was smart and the big male was a stump. The female used to play with squirrels and chipmunks in the yard, great fun. One day she walked across the street and offed a poodle. Just didn't like poodles, I guess.

Our last dog, a terrier, would occasionally catch scent of a rodent or squirrel and get her game face on accompanied by a deep growl. My wife would look up from her book, nod at the dog, and proclaim, "Something needs killin'."

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3 hours ago, mad said:

Make sure the dishwasher is stacked and the all the wine glasses need a clean as well. 

Well, yeah.  Duh.  I do at least RUN the dishwasher so all she has to do is put them away.

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3 hours ago, mad said:

Make sure the dishwasher is stacked 

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On ‎1‎/‎16‎/‎2019 at 2:14 PM, DA-WOODY said:

and we had to drink not kod beer around the kampfire last night

As my wife woude saye "You poore fuckeng thinge"                                     :)

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1 hour ago, Snaggletooth said:

As my wife woude saye "You poore fuckeng thinge"                                     :)

I like her already. What languages does she speak?

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Well Bad for sure

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Snaggy, I'm surprised at you - she speaks "bad language". ;)

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19 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

As my wife woude saye "You poore fuckeng thinge"                                     :)

U like Not kod beer ?

U like Fucking Sucking chargers

 

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RAM Van

 

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She faked being crazy to avoid being asked for id, she had warrants. Just before the cop walks up you can hear her tell the driver to back her play.  That was some pretty funny stuff. 

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we got a Mayor that way a few mayors ago

Almost got a President a couple elections ago 

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Those bottom teef say tweaker 

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On ‎1‎/‎22‎/‎2019 at 10:36 AM, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

once the most hated man by the establishment...

 

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Okay, funny SexPistols story. SexPistols recorded a some demos  in 1976, 3 songs. Guy name Chris Spedding was gonna produce for them. Google Spedding. Interesting guy, very versatile and a great guitar player. Anyhow Spedding comes into the studio and meets Steve Jones and Sid Vicious and they set about talking about what they wanted to do...… and both Vicious and Jones confess they don't know how to play bass and guitar...….. According to Spedding he set about teaching them how to play so they could at the very least cut these demos. Now there was long a rumor that those three demos, that Spedding actually had to play both guitar and bass as Jones and Vicious were just useless. Jones denies this and Spedding is mum on the subject.

No secret Vicious couldn't actually play bass.

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1 hour ago, Point Break said:

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Saw an apropos quote somewhere that I loved.

"Imagine what a wolf would think if it knew that a pug was its direct descendant"?

"That's what your grandfather thinks when he sees your man-bun".

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On 1/24/2019 at 1:19 AM, SailBlueH2O said:
On 1/24/2019 at 1:12 AM, Point Break said:

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Ahahahahahaa...really LOL...still laughing

ME TOOOOOO!!!  

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2 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

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Whoosh....

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8 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

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Bet that farking thing prevents the seat from staying up so you have to sit to pee.  The horror.

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23 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:
On 1/25/2019 at 10:50 AM, Shootist Jeff said:

Whoosh....

you've been in the ME too long..   porn / casting couch /   got to make money some how..

That's pretty much where my mind was going, but I just wasn't sure.  

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On ‎1‎/‎25‎/‎2019 at 12:18 PM, Grande Mastere Dreade said:
On ‎1‎/‎25‎/‎2019 at 1:50 AM, Shootist Jeff said:

Whoosh....

you've been in the ME too long..   porn / casting couch /   got to make money some how..

She lookes goode aftere 35 dayes of pronteine shackes allone.                              :)

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9 hours ago, Shootist Jeff said:

That's pretty much where my mind was going, but I just wasn't sure.  

It was slightly lost me as well.....obviously don’t watch as much porn as this lot. :lol:

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Reposted from another thread.  Seriously, WTF????

 

On 1/26/2019 at 9:45 PM, Mark K said:

 

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22 hours ago, Shootist Jeff said:

Reposted from another thread.  Seriously, WTF????

 

 

I saw it and thought they do everything in that culture with paper, bamboo wood, etc. THIS they decide needs metal.

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8 minutes ago, Contumacious Tom said:

I saw it and thought they do everything in that culture with paper, bamboo wood, etc. THIS they decide needs metal.

I still wouldn't want paper or bamboo going down my turbine engine intake before flight......

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