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19 minutes ago, chum said:

 

One for the TEAM !!!

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Looks like the golf ball got stuck in the garden hose this time......

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The jury is still out on wether he can show his penis in his own defense...

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3 minutes ago, chum said:

The jury is still out on wether he can show his penis in his own defense...

I assumed that the autopsy would have provided them with most of it.  

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The ME testifies that the person would have appeared to be in obvious distress.....  Hmmmm, I've personally never seen a woman who didn't look distressed with a penis down her throat.  Even one without a gag reflex.  Just saying.

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14 hours ago, Shootist Jeff said:

Looks like the golf ball got stuck in the garden hose this time......

Mabey theire wase a kinke?

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10 hours ago, Shootist Jeff said:

The ME testifies that the person would have appeared to be in obvious distress.....  Hmmmm, I've personally never seen a woman who didn't look distressed with a penis down her throat.  Even one without a gag reflex.  Just saying.

Jeff, what's your point with ending each of your posts with "just saying."  Does that absolve you from the content?  Seems more appropriate for the characters on South Park than an ex-pat.  

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2 hours ago, Cal20sailor said:

Does that absolve you from the content?

Exactly. Don't take it too seriously or we'll have to subpoena his penis. 

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Subpenis him?

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had to dig a ton of dust offa this one (who remembers ?)

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5 hours ago, DA-WOODY said:

had to dig a ton of dust offa this one (who remembers ?)

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4th mode right there

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I'll save you the trouble

50 MPH.

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On 5/13/2019 at 10:52 PM, DA-WOODY said:

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On 5/14/2019 at 9:12 AM, justsomeguy! said:

Ooh, wrecked 'em.

 

On 5/14/2019 at 11:52 AM, burndoc said:

in the medical word it is

 

Rectum, damn near killed him

 

On 5/14/2019 at 12:10 PM, justsomeguy! said:

Was wondering if someone knew that old joke.

Sometimes the bull wins?

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36 minutes ago, warbird said:

 

 

 

Sometimes the bull wins?

I always root for the bull.

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1 hour ago, Point Break said:

I always root for the bull.

Me too.

Fucking disgusting, barbaric sport. Torturing animals for amusement.

I love it when those assholes :ph34r: get it from the bull - and it seems the bulls always go for the balls.

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11 hours ago, Point Break said:

I always root for the bull.

Looks like the bull rooted him.

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2 hours ago, Borax Johnson said:

That happens on just about every load we get. Refused about $60,000 worth of high end UPS when they opened the truck and all of these “do not stack” pallets looked out at me. Neatly stacked except for the collapsing boxes. 

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This stuff drives me nuts...  You can pay extra for no stack loads, but they never look/care.  The little cones to put on an unstackable pallet, forget it.  My best solution is to wrap the load in a pyramid fashion and hope for the best.   Barbarians.

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On 5/17/2019 at 8:27 PM, SloopJonB said:

I'll save you the trouble

50 MPH.

I think you got it wrong just by a factor of 10...

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58 minutes ago, Laurent said:

I think you got it wrong just by a factor of 10...

Yes, and in almost universally accepted metric units (except for Liberia, Burma, and some other country locked in the stone age) it is 8.05 km/h.

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You're right - 5 MPH.

That other country is the land of old fart.

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19 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

You're right - 5 MPH.

That other country is the land of old fart.

5 MPH is pretty slow, but at just one farthing per furlong I am happy.

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On 5/18/2019 at 12:23 AM, SloopJonB said:

Me too.

Fucking disgusting, barbaric sport. Torturing animals for amusement.

I love it when those assholes :ph34r: get it from the bull - and it seems the bulls always go for the balls.

You only get it in the balls when you are running away:ph34r:

There was a thread here IIRC with a pic of el matador getting it through the jaw.

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12 hours ago, VWAP said:

 

Is that guy really screaming "Help me, I need an apple-tini!"?

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Arnie's criterion for choosing bodyguards seems to be, "they gotta be bigger than me". 

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3 minutes ago, Point Break said:

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OMFG, Wild Turkey, right out the old nostrils!

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4 hours ago, Point Break said:

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To change the lightbulbs, you just have to crank up the A.C.  

 

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I think Left Shift won that one but I will submit

Here's looking at you, kids.

or: It started as an A frame but wound up a DD

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6 hours ago, Point Break said:

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Wrong?

What do you mean wrong?

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On 5/17/2019 at 1:30 PM, IrieMon said:

 

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8 hours ago, Point Break said:

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HA!!  :lol:

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59 minutes ago, silent bob said:

If only they didn’t make the signpost so strong.....

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:o.  That is literally the proverbial "Wrapped around a pole".  

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1 hour ago, silent bob said:

If only they didn’t make the signpost so strong.....

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Here in Cali they have those shear away poles now so we don’t see so much of these anymore. Even before they usually get cut in half so complete wraps are uncommon. Partial wraps yes. Either way they’re usually deader than a beaver hat.......

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55 minutes ago, Point Break said:

Here in Cali they have those shear away poles now so we don’t see so much of these anymore. Even before they usually get cut in half so complete wraps are uncommon. Partial wraps yes. Either way they’re usually deader than a beaver hat.......

How freaking fast do you have to be going to wrap a car around a pole that completely?

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26 minutes ago, Shootist Jeff said:

How freaking fast do you have to be going to wrap a car around a pole that completely?

Pretty frigging fast.....exactly how fast? That’s cop shit.......we just classify it as “pretty frigging fast”. Once the patient (or body) is out, we lose interest pretty quickly.......:rolleyes:

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2 hours ago, Point Break said:

Here in Cali they have those shear away poles now so we don’t see so much of these anymore. Even before they usually get cut in half so complete wraps are uncommon. Partial wraps yes. Either way they’re usually deader than a beaver hat.......

What kinde of hat do beavieres wearer?                      :)

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4 minutes ago, Snaggletooth said:

What kinde of hat do beavieres wearer?                      :)

No no no Snags........not a beavers hat.........but a beaver hat......a hat made from a beaver.......there’s a difference......:lol:

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I think there's a third category but I can't get to those photo sites on my work computer.

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52 minutes ago, IStream said:

I think there's a third category but I can't get to those photo sites on my work computer.

:blink: I think I know whats coming..........no wait, I should rephrase that as well............

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2 hours ago, Point Break said:

Pretty frigging fast.....exactly how fast? That’s cop shit.......we just classify it as “pretty frigging fast”. Once the patient (or body) is out, we lose interest pretty quickly.......:rolleyes:

Four bodies, DTS.  Fucking around, street racing. Stupid!

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9 minutes ago, silent bob said:

Four bodies, DTS.  Fucking around, street racing. Stupid!

Absolutely. Seen lots of that. Its especially disturbing when its on prom night. Pretty frigging awful. I hated working prom nights.

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2 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

What kinde of hat do beavieres wearer?                      :)

Image result for furry pussy

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If this doesn't make you smile.....

 

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24 minutes ago, bmiller said:

If this doesn't make you smile.....

 

Great fun, but damn, he's good!

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3 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

What kinde of hat do beavieres wearer?                      :)

An asshat?

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11 minutes ago, Tunnel Rat said:

Great fun, but damn, he's good!

 

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13 minutes ago, Poodle56 said:

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That is not quite right...

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45 minutes ago, Raked Aft\\ said:

Lonqr fo sur,  less yrr iris

 

That was pretty frigging funny........

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1 minute ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

now who would think "that's a nice looking suit, I'll think I'll buy it"...

 

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Clide                                  :)

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7 minutes ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

now who would think "that's a nice looking suit, I'll think I'll buy it"...

 

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Which one?

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1 hour ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

now who would think "that's a nice looking suit, I'll think I'll buy it"...

 

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Is he trying to be a Holstein or an atlas?  And why the polka dot tie?

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11 minutes ago, mainsheetsister said:

Is he trying to be a Holstein or an atlas?  And why the polka dot tie?

A cowbell would be more classy

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42 minutes ago, mainsheetsister said:

Is he trying to be a Holstein or an atlas?  And why the polka dot tie?

Let's not forget the checked shirt to complete the look. I'd love to see his socks.

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2 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

Clide                                  :)

 

i loved watching him play,  with Earl, willis, debusschere, dean..

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4 hours ago, ato said:

A cowbell would be more classy

No... Too much bling...better to be understated.

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41 minutes ago, Sidecar said:

No... Too much bling...better to be understated.

How about a nose ring?

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14 minutes ago, justsomeguy! said:

And a clutch/purse.

Avoide MK or Kate Spaade, sticke with Coache or Dooney & Bourke, muche moire undestatted an dclassey.                   :)

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4 minutes ago, Snaggletooth said:

Avoide MK or Kate Spaade, sticke with Coache or Dooney & Bourke, muche moire undestatted an dclassey.                   :)

Oh come on.........go Louie Vuitton or stay up on the porch and bark at the big dogs running in the tall grass..............

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3 minutes ago, Point Break said:

Oh come on.........go Louie Vuitton or stay up on the porch and bark at the big dogs running in the tall grass..............

In Monacco, alle you see is LV and Boyarde, dossente meane ist goode, juste sayeng.                                  :)

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21 minutes ago, Snaggletooth said:

In Monacco, alle you see is LV and Boyarde, dossente meane ist goode, juste sayeng.                                  :)

I used to like Chef Boyarde's canned goods.

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26 minutes ago, justsomeguy! said:

I used to like Chef Boyarde's canned goods.

Oh, those spaghetti o’s were......kinda.......skanky........but they were hot and cheap so at one point in my world those were the selection priorities. After all, you can only eat so much Ramen......:lol:

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32 minutes ago, justsomeguy! said:

I used to like Chef Boyarde's canned goods.

 

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You cane carrey severalle canes of thet skankey goodness in theise........                     :) 

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12 minutes ago, Snaggletooth said:

 

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You cane carrey severalle canes of thet skankey goodness in theise........                     :) 

It's amazing how Louis Vuitton can take some high quality leather, and in a secretly patented process, make it look like after-market leatherette vinyl seat covers for a 1970's Nissan Sunny...... and then sell it to daft women across the world.

Seriously 'Not Quite Right'..!

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8 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

now who would think "that's a nice looking suit, I'll think I'll buy it"...

 

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What a white suit looks like after a day in Congress.

 

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DG youre suttelle sarcasem is worlde classe and wellcome as G&T aftere a hot, dry afterenoone.          :)

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22 minutes ago, Snaggletooth said:

 

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You cane carrey severalle canes of thet skankey goodness in theise........                     :) 

Fashion is for the gullible. My entrepreneurial 17 yr old daughter buys high end dresses at on-line clearances and then hires them out to other girls to wear to parties... and charges them more than they cost her! 

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2 minutes ago, SPORTSCAR said:

Fashion is for the gullible. My entrepreneurial 17 yr old daughter buys high end dresses at on-line clearances and then hires them out to other girls to wear to parties... and charges them more than they cost her! 

She'lle go farre                                 :)

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