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3 minutes ago, Rasputin22 said:

I would keep a box on a boat for emergency repairs as in screwing ply panels over big gaping holes where a window blew out or something like that. They will self tap and drive right into FG pretty good, even with a hand bit and brace! You could probably screw a femur back together too. Do it yourself orthopedics offshore sounds like fun!

that's humerus  

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36 minutes ago, BravoBravo said:

that's humerus  

is nothing sacrum around here

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3 hours ago, Point Break said:

Oh yes, but boy do they zip right in  through once you get em started!!!

FTFY

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15 hours ago, BravoBravo said:

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my boss did that that to his $$$$ powerboat.

Screwed it right to the trailer bunk rails.

In front of his Father In Law..

Never lived it down...

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4 hours ago, Point Break said:

is nothing sacrum around here

All those years in the fire service and you're amazed at a little ribbing???

:)

 

WL

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41 minutes ago, White Lightnin' said:

All those years in the fire service and you're amazed at a little ribbing???

:)

 

WL

Nicely done. :P

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Lookes licke Mommey dossente licke yhe schockere                                      :)

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3 hours ago, White Lightnin' said:

All those years in the fire service and you're amazed at a little ribbing???

:)

 

WL

You trying to fracture this thread?

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49 minutes ago, Gissie said:

You trying to fracture this thread?

Obviously has never metatarsal before. 

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On 7/20/2019 at 2:52 PM, BravoBravo said:

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OMG!  I'm trying to imagine what was being installed inside the hull......  ROTFL!  :lol:

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14 hours ago, Point Break said:
15 hours ago, BravoBravo said:

that's humerus  

is nothing sacrum around here

My father was quite sternum with me about not telling fibulas.

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8 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

Lookes licke Mommey dossente licke yhe schockere                                      :)

Mommy looks like she's well acquainted with the shocker......

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2 minutes ago, Shootist Jeff said:
14 hours ago, Point Break said:
15 hours ago, BravoBravo said:

that's humerus  

is nothing sacrum around here

My father was quite sternum with me about not telling fibulas.

Wow.......a twofer......nicely done.

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4 hours ago, Shootist Jeff said:

OMG!  I'm trying to imagine what was being installed inside the hull......  ROTFL!  :lol:

Friggin cushions won't stay put.   I'll fix it.

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7 hours ago, Point Break said:

Wow.......a twofer......nicely done.

Yup, it's over.

Pelvis has left the building 

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27 minutes ago, Dorado said:

Yup, it's over.

Pelvis has left the building 

HA!!!  :lol:

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.....And I thought it was a built in fish scaler.... They are done before you bring them into the boat?

 

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7 hours ago, Windward said:

Friggin cushions won't stay put.   I'll fix it.

But only on a port tack.........

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12 hours ago, Shootist Jeff said:

OMG!  I'm trying to imagine what was being installed inside the hull......  ROTFL!  :lol:

Hopefully another hull.

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On 7/21/2019 at 5:46 AM, Shootist Jeff said:

OMG!  I'm trying to imagine what was being installed inside the hull......  ROTFL!  :lol:

Stiffener 

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12 hours ago, VWAP said:

http://www.fox4news.com/news/dash-camera-captures-lime-scooter-rider-on-i-35-in-downtown-dallas-during-rush-hour

 

Dash camera captures Lime scooter rider on I-35 in downtown Dallas during rush hour

 

he was making better time then most of those cars...    yeah , we got a lot of idiots on our roads here..   i try and stay off the highways..

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17 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

yeah , we got a lot of idiots on our roads here..  

FTFY.

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Hard to decide who I wanted to get crushed by an 18 wheeler more.

The pinhead on the scooter or the idiot yelling BRO! over and over again.

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Mass brawl' breaks out on P&O cruise ship Britannia

  •  27 July 2019
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  • UK

He said one witness "explained to staff that things kicked off when another passenger appeared dressed as a clown. This upset one of their party because they'd specifically booked a cruise with no fancy dress. It led to a violent confrontation."

 

"fancy dress" ?

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-49137520

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31 minutes ago, See Level said:

Mass brawl' breaks out on P&O cruise ship Britannia

  •  27 July 2019
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  • UK

He said one witness "explained to staff that things kicked off when another passenger appeared dressed as a clown. This upset one of their party because they'd specifically booked a cruise with no fancy dress. It led to a violent confrontation."

 

"fancy dress" ?

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-49137520

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The man and the woman arrested, both from Chigwell, Essex, are in police custody.

 

Essex, explains a lot. :P

Flame suit on. 

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6 hours ago, mad said:

Essex, explains a lot. :P

Flame suit on. 

Isn’t Boris Johnson from Essex?  Or does he just wish he was?

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NQR, but NQW either.

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49 minutes ago, Windward said:

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NQR, but NQW either.

Wait till he turns it over and drifts off.

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Now that's what I call a boathouse.

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2 hours ago, Left Shift said:

Isn’t Boris Johnson from Essex?  Or does he just wish he was?

Is Boris even from this planet?

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40 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

Is Boris even from this planet?

Probably not.

Check area 51 for documentation...

 

 

 

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4 hours ago, Left Shift said:

Isn’t Boris Johnson from Essex?  Or does he just wish he was?

snip from wikipedia: Johnson was born to British parents on 19 June 1964 in Manhattan's Upper East Side in New York City. His birth was registered with both the U.S authorities and the city's British Consulate, thereby granting him both American and British citizenship.

where it refers to his children, it says "5 or 6" - you would reckon the leader of a country would have that sorted out by now.

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34 minutes ago, Merrill Levi said:

snip from wikipedia: Johnson was born to British parents on 19 June 1964 in Manhattan's Upper East Side in New York City. His birth was registered with both the U.S authorities and the city's British Consulate, thereby granting him both American and British citizenship.

where it refers to his children, it says "5 or 6" - you would reckon the leader of a country would have that sorted out by now.

Rather careless of him.  

But he seems to get pleasure out creating carnage.  Seems to be the political  fashion these days.

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11 hours ago, Windward said:

67499108_3415736895118898_49886411160152

 

NQR, but NQW either.

I've always wanted a steel roof.

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13 hours ago, Windward said:

67499108_3415736895118898_49886411160152

 

NQR, but NQW either.

Props to the architect 

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On 7/27/2019 at 6:35 PM, VWAP said:

 

Nice Horse's ass.

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17 hours ago, Windward said:

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NQR, but NQW either.

If you see a pair of Giraffes and other animals walking up, time to start getting worried.

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6 hours ago, Mark K said:

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12 minutes ago, A guy in the Chesapeake said:

Ridgecrest CA, or Inyokern? 

 

 

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7 hours ago, A guy in the Chesapeake said:

Ridgecrest CA, or Inyokern? 

 

The worst location to tell your Uber driver to meet ya in Bakersfield, CA. 

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1 hour ago, Point Break said:

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This is my wife's worst nightmare.

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This is actually quite right but I don't know where else to put it.  Kudos to the guy that made the video, he condensed 2 years of work into just a hair under 30 minutes instead of dragging it out in painful episode after episode..  

Spoiler alert:  They remove many cubic meters of spray foam with a small roto-tiller and a homemde vacuum system, among other tools.

Now I want to buy an old light ship and live on the Thames river.  No, Amsterdam would be even better.

 

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1 minute ago, IStream said:

This is my wife's worst nightmare.

What? Backing into a fireman?

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I haven't asked about that.

No, it's having to flee the house under duress in her birthday suit. 

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42 minutes ago, IStream said:

I haven't asked about that.

No, it's having to flee the house under duress in her birthday suit. 

I have stories............

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6 minutes ago, Point Break said:

I have stories............

Write them down, please.

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Just now, IStream said:

Write them down, please.

Believe it or not..........similar to my experience guarding at a nude beach (Blacks in San Diego) very few of those who exit a house fire scantily clad or even sans clothes are .........well.............going to attract a lot of attention. You can tell the very few that are because of the crowd of firefighters and cops surrounding them offering to "help". :lol: I have seen more thna one lovely dressed in only a firefighters turnout coat. One may have even been my coat........:rolleyes:.

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Now you're talking about my worst nightmare.

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Bring in the Clowns 

Where are the Clowns 

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2 hours ago, SPORTSCAR said:

What? Backing into a fireman?

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i bet that's PB right there!

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14 minutes ago, chester said:

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i bet that's PB right there!

Were he was first exposed to the fire department 

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2 hours ago, chester said:

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i bet that's PB right there!

I think that's a bloke, and the fireman is looking up, so maybe not.

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2 hours ago, chester said:

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i bet that's PB right there!

NO!! I always wear skivvies to bed!! :lol:

Well.............I did at the firehouse anyway. You never know when you might get stripped down to be decontaminated. There was one time I had to jump from a roof and woke up in the ED.....where I took patients as a paramedic.......I was naked.....with a urinary catheter in place........the nurses were all smiling.

Its 100% commando at home and on the road though.

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4 hours ago, Point Break said:

I have stories............

Damn, beat me to it. :lol:

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4 hours ago, DA-WOODY said:

Bring in the Clowns 

Where are the Clowns 

 

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1 hour ago, Point Break said:

NO!! I always wear skivvies to bed!! :lol:

Well.............I did at the firehouse anyway. You never know when you might get stripped down to be decontaminated. There was one time I had to jump from a roof and woke up in the ED.....where I took patients as a paramedic.......I was naked.....with a urinary catheter in place........the nurses were all smiling.

Its 100% commando at home and on the road though.

I hang my bathrobe on the bedpost - I'd have to run past it to get out so.......

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6 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

I hang my bathrobe on the bedpost - I'd have to run past it to get out so.......

I always leave my jeans on the chest at the foot of the bed with my car keys and wallet in the pockets.  You never know when you need to make a quick escape.

 

 

 

 

 

Then I have to remind myself that I am getting old and that I am in my own house!   :lol:

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5 hours ago, DA-WOODY said:

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A bulle aftere my owen fuckeng haearte!                    :)

"hearer I come mortherfuckkeres!"                       :)

 

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I always root for the bull.

Fucking disgraceful "entertainment".

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49 minutes ago, Ed Lada said:

I always leave my jeans on the chest at the foot of the bed with my car keys and wallet in the pockets.  You never know when you need to make a quick escape.

 

 

 

 

 

Then I have to remind myself that I am getting old and that I am in my own house!   :lol:

As long as you aren't leaving a courtesy Benjamin on the dresser as you leave, you should still be OK.

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1 hour ago, SloopJonB said:

I hang my bathrobe on the bedpost - I'd have to run past it to get out so.......

That will get it done..............

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2 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

I always root for the bull.

Fucking disgraceful "entertainment".

And cue one of my favourite jokes:  "Sometimes the bull wins."

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4 hours ago, Point Break said:

NO!! I always wear skivvies to bed!! :lol:

Well.............I did at the firehouse anyway. You never know when you might get stripped down to be decontaminated. There was one time I had to jump from a roof and woke up in the ED.....where I took patients as a paramedic.......I was naked.....with a urinary catheter in place........the nurses were all smiling.

Its 100% commando at home and on the road though.

Ha ha...  I know what you intended to say, but this reads like you drive about the country starkers.   

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14 minutes ago, Windward said:
4 hours ago, Point Break said:

NO!! I always wear skivvies to bed!! :lol:

Well.............I did at the firehouse anyway. You never know when you might get stripped down to be decontaminated. There was one time I had to jump from a roof and woke up in the ED.....where I took patients as a paramedic.......I was naked.....with a urinary catheter in place........the nurses were all smiling.

Its 100% commando at home and on the road though.

Ha ha...  I know what you intended to say, but this reads like you drive about the country starkers

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/florida-man-caught-driving-naked-device-penis-article-1.2856617

FLA man againe.......                       :)

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AFAIK "commando" or "going commando" just means no underwear.

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1 minute ago, SloopJonB said:

AFAIK "commando" or "going commando" just means no underwear.

Unless you're wearing a kilt...then you're "going regimental"

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4 hours ago, Shootist Jeff said:

 

No Clowns !!

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3 hours ago, mainsheetsister said:

Unless you're wearing a kilt...then you're "going regimental"

I like the sound of that!

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55 minutes ago, Bump-n-Grind said:

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Randumb's cat?

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LOL

 

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4 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

Randumb's cat?

You read my mind.

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28 minutes ago, Ed Lada said:
4 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

Randumb's cat?

You read my mind.

Toup!

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