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9 minutes ago, Snaggletooth said:

Fuckeng hystericalle!

He sure seems amused. And, a bit eager. 

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I stand corrected Snags.   The prize is well served by lettus obscurus.   

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6 hours ago, Mark K said:

Put up just across the street from US Consulate Peshawar by a local business group this week. 

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Ha, that's funny

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On 8/22/2017 at 0:49 AM, Derek Grebe said:

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LOL!!

MIssus Backstay has a work t-shirt that says  "Essex Meadows"

                                                                           "Kitchen"

One day at the Post Office the clerk mentioned that her jacket was covering up everything except "sex kitchen"!!

 

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Sometimes you can get great stuff like that with nothing covered up - it's just in the way your eyes see things.

We had a consignment shop call Popeyes Sailors Exchange and their banner with the web address read as Popeyes Sailor Sex Change.

See it for yourself

WWW.POPEYESSAILORSEXCHANGE.COM

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On 8/21/2017 at 11:36 AM, pbd said:

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Wow. Didn't know they made specialized ones. I thought they were all-purpose.

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On 9/9/2017 at 1:01 PM, SloopJonB said:

Sometimes you can get great stuff like that with nothing covered up - it's just in the way your eyes see things.

We had a consignment shop call Popeyes Sailors Exchange and their banner with the web address read as Popeyes Sailor Sex Change.

See it for yourself

WWW.POPEYESSAILORSEXCHANGE.COM

Right up there with the S extractor:

 

sextractor.org

 

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hmmm.  old fashioned genetic engineering?

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No, it's for making caramel Old Fashioneds

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:D

All they need is one named "Wrong Way".

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In Santa Rosa CA there is an "A" Street.  It takes you downtown.  The sign says "A Street Downtown".

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16 hours ago, Lark said:

hmmm.  old fashioned genetic engineering?

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Disodium phosphate has been used in everyday cooking since the 1700s

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6 minutes ago, Caca Cabeza said:

Disodium phosphate has been used in everyday cooking since the 1700s

It's an ingredient in laxatives for colonoscopy, so it's got that going for it...

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But is it genetically engineered disodium phosphate?  That makes all the difference.

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25 minutes ago, Timo42 said:

It's an ingredient in laxatives for colonoscopy, so it's got that going for it...

Is that what gives you "anal leakage" in baked potato chips and weight loss drugs?

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I love that - city planners with a sense of fun.

Sure better than "Main Street", "Broadway" and the other boring names we have here.

There is one in North Van that is not as much fun but is certainly confusing - a major street that changes from Main Street to Cotton Drive to Third Street in the space of three straight blocks.

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Ugly ass PUD going in about a mile from me. In perfect irony, they named it "The Woods of Myrtle Point" and then clearcut all of the woods to build little boxes on small lots. One of the newest streets?   Morningwood Drive.  Just imagine your kids growing up and telling folks they live on that street. 

 

 

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19 hours ago, Timo42 said:

It's an ingredient in laxatives for colonoscopy, so it's got that going for it...

dat shit  not as bad as owning a hunter sailboat

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15 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

I love that - city planners with a sense of fun.

Sure better than "Main Street", "Broadway" and the other boring names we have here.

There is one in North Van that is not as much fun but is certainly confusing - a major street that changes from Main Street to Cotton Drive to Third Street in the space of three straight blocks.

always wanted to rename our street to Respectable.  So I can tell everyone I live on a Respectable street.

 

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One of the newest streets?   Morningwood Drive.

I'd like to buy that developer a beer

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15 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

I love that - city planners with a sense of fun.

Sure better than "Main Street", "Broadway" and the other boring names we have here.

There is one in North Van that is not as much fun but is certainly confusing - a major street that changes from Main Street to Cotton Drive to Third Street in the space of three straight blocks.

In an 1980's subdivision we have Kenderdine way which circles back around on itself so you can stand on the corner of kenderdine way and kenderdine way!  we also have a 1960's subdivision called Eastview in which every street starts with east...east hill, eastview,east...way, drive or cresent.  Developers in their drive to distinguish and market their chunk of uniformity push stupid words like close, mews, link and bend as street suffixes because cresent cove, road, drive and way are...used i guess.

full disclosure:  I'M a city planner! :lol:

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2 minutes ago, chester said:

In an 1980's subdivision we have Kenderdine way which circles back around on itself so you can stand on the corner of kenderdine way and kenderdine way!  we also have a 1960's subdivision called Eastview in which every street starts with east...east hill, eastview,east...way, drive or cresent.  Developers in their drive to distinguish and market their chunk of uniformity push stupid words like close, mews, link and bend as street suffixes because cresent cove, road, drive and way are...used i guess.

full disclosure:  I'M a city planner! :lol:

or atlanta where  90% of the streets have Peachtree  in it..   imaginative..    around here we have  East Northwest Highway which runs East and West

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3 minutes ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

or atlanta where  90% of the streets have Peachtree  in it..   imaginative..    around here we have  East Northwest Highway which runs East and West

and a cable channel: Peachtree TV

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3 hours ago, poopie pants said:

da

 

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3 hours ago, Innocent Bystander said:

Ugly ass PUD going in about a mile from me. In perfect irony, they named it "The Woods of Myrtle Point" and then clearcut all of the woods to build little boxes on small lots. One of the newest streets?   Morningwood Drive.  Just imagine your kids growing up and telling folks they live on that street.

Make a good name for a bright finished boat.

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My town is Sandwich. The town to the east is Plano. There's quite a bit of open land in between and if I ever win the lottery, I will buy and call it Bologna.

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59 minutes ago, austin1972 said:

My town is Sandwich. The town to the east is Plano. There's quite a bit of open land in between and if I ever win the lottery, I will buy and call it Bologna.

HA!  I get it now......

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no words required.

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5 minutes ago, IStream said:

That'll buff right out.

A little putty, a little paint, make her look like what she ain't.

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1 hour ago, Caca Cabeza said:

no words required.

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The only thing worse

 

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You certainly can't accuse fashion designers of lacking a sense of humour. :blink:

Anybody ever see anyone wearing any of that shit? I sure never did.

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14 hours ago, Caca Cabeza said:

no words required.

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There may not have been any words required, but I guarantee you there was some new underwear required!!

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3 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

You certainly can't accuse fashion designers of lacking a sense of humour. :blink:

Anybody ever see anyone wearing any of that shit? I sure never did.

You obviously don't have the same problem with hipsters that we do. 

A poncho wearing hipster with half a beard and a man bun is a regular sight. 

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3 minutes ago, mad said:

You obviously don't have the same problem with hipsters that we do. 

A poncho wearing hipster with half a beard and a man bun doushe knotte is a regular sight. 

fixte      :)

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4 hours ago, mad said:

Darwin at work?

And these people actually made it to College/University????

 

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12 minutes ago, webbwash said:

And these people actually made it to College/University????

 

Well, the ones that have managed to escape defenestration to date.

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Gawd I love that word!

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14 minutes ago, Snaggletooth said:

Loste on me.             

Clapton's baby died when it fell out of a high-rise.

 

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32 minutes ago, Snaggletooth said:

'it'  ?  That wase callousse.

Loosen the bone, Wilma.

I couldn't remember the details. I looked it up. 4 1/2 year old boy fell 49 stories. Not a baby.

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Yeah I actually tried to 'hide ' that. It was not quite right.  

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21 hours ago, Owen said:

Yeah I actually tried to 'hide ' that. It was not quite right.  

Man cards can be surrendered at counter 5...

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36 minutes ago, Ishmael said:

Thank you for that insight.

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Unknown what happened the first time...but...

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1 hour ago, J T said:

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Unknown what happened the first time...but...

Um...no.

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17 hours ago, Ishmael said:

Um...no.

Super cool!

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As seen in the parking lot of my work place.

A fellow employee is coming to work with a skeleton on the passenger seat... wearing a seatbelt...

It is not a one time prank. I saw the "passenger" several times in the parking lot.

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2 hours ago, Laurent said:

As seen in the parking lot of my work place.

A fellow employee is coming to work with a skeleton on the passenger seat... wearing a seatbelt...

It is not a one time prank. I saw the "passenger" several times in the parking lot.

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Wonder if they are trying to use the HOV lanes.

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8 hours ago, slap said:

 

Wonder if they are trying to use the HOV lanes.

If the cops stopped him, they would see right through that ruse.

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Ummmm - many people are already decorating for Halloween folks.

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That's hilarious - someone put a whole lot of (wasted) effort into that.

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On 11/8/2017 at 6:50 AM, Owen said:

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OMG, that's hideous!

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https://www.cbsnews.com/news/suspects-overwhelming-gas-shuts-down-interrogation-cops-say/

 

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- A police interrogation of a Kansas City man charged with drug and gun offenses ended prematurely when an investigator was driven from the room by the suspect's excessive flatulence. 

A detective reported that when asked for his address, 24-year-old Sean Sykes Jr. "leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering." 

The Kansas City Star reports that Sykes "continued to be flatulent" and the detective was forced to quickly end the interview. 

Sykes appeared in court Monday, charged with being a felon in possession of three firearms and possession with intent to sell cocaine. The charges stem from police traffic stops this month and in September in Kansas City, Missouri. 

The federal public defender's office hasn't responded to an Associated Press email seeking comment Friday.

© 2017 The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved. 

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:lol: Could that be classified as assaulting a police officer?

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That doesn't pass the smell test.

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I can't help wondering if he'll try the same thing in court.

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On 9/27/2017 at 3:53 PM, Laurent said:

They need a "T" intersection with a road named "Which Way".....

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2 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

 

don't laugh, I remember where someone was charged in a similar scenario..

Charged with what?  Assault with a deadly intestine?

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19 hours ago, soak_ed said:

Charged with what?  Assault with a deadly intestine?

Illegally  dumping toxic waste...

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On 9/27/2017 at 2:14 PM, SloopJonB said:

Is that what gives you "anal leakage" in baked potato chips and weight loss drugs?

That was Olestra and no I do not about this first hand 

 

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On 11/14/2017 at 2:14 PM, soak_ed said:

Charged with what?  Assault with a deadly intestine?

That takes guts.  

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1 hour ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

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What the hell are her eyeballs doing? I mean besides all the wrong here.

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On 12/9/2017 at 10:21 PM, Ishmael said:
On 12/9/2017 at 8:55 PM, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

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What the hell are her eyeballs doing? I mean besides all the wrong here.

BE nice, That's Olive you're talking about.....

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On 12/10/2017 at 6:21 PM, Ishmael said:
On 12/10/2017 at 4:55 PM, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

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What the hell are her eyeballs doing? I mean besides all the wrong here.

Just because I could I googled the image.

All google could come up with was "Laughter".

Well, I guess it is fitting....

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