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58 minutes ago, Mike G said:

 

 

Trump!

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Waterboard him!!!

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It is being reported that Leakin' James Comey was told by Department of Justice attorneys not to answer the most important questions. Total bias and corruption at the highest levels of previous Administration. Force him to answer the questions under oath!

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31 minutes ago, Shortforbob said:

Waterboard him!!!

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It is being reported that Leakin' James Comey was told by Department of Justice attorneys not to answer the most important questions. Total bias and corruption at the highest levels of previous Administration. Force him to answer the questions under oath!

His department of Justice 

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34 minutes ago, Shortforbob said:

Waterboard him!!!

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It is being reported that Leakin' James Comey was told by Department of Justice attorneys not to answer the most important questions. Total bias and corruption at the highest levels of previous Administration. Force him to answer the questions under oath!

You first, Donnie.

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Oh poor Donnie,

Are you not  in charge of the current administration?

Have you not appointed the BEST people to stamp out Bias and Corruption.

Lets ask you a few questions under Oath shall we, and remember you can't tell any porkies.

I have a feeling that a review of these tweets in six months time will be the definitive irony.

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6 hours ago, Mike G said:

 

 

Took more than a year to "get rid of him fast enough".

Pretty pathetic for a guy whose main claim to fame is the phrase "you're fired".

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President Donald Trump claimed Friday that he had been “totally” cleared following the release of the sentencing recommendations for his former personal attorney, Michael Cohen.

“Totally clears the President,” Trump tweeted. “Thank you!”

George Conway — husband of White House adviser Kellyanne Conway — had a different take on the recommendations of federal prosecutors in New York. 

Namely, the part that stated “Cohen himself has now admitted, with respect to both payments, he acted in coordination with and at the direction of Individual-1.” The “payments” were those made to two alleged Trump mistresses during the 2016 presidential campaign. “Individual-1” is Trump. 

Here’s how Conway, a longtime critic of Trump, responded:

 

Except for that little part where the US Attorney’s Office says that you directed and coordinated with Cohen to commit two felonies. Other than that, totally scot-free.

 
24.1K people are talking about this

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30 minutes ago, Raz'r said:

That twitter thumb is getting a workout...

Apparently his thumb is about the size of his dick, so.....

 (And we all know he has small hands)

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Christmas dinner must be a tad awkward at the Conways

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17 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

Christmas dinner must be a tad awkward at the Conways

Why?

You want the ham, or the turkey?

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20 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

Christmas dinner must be a tad awkward at the Conways

They're both professionals and he praises her efforts on behalf of Trump and credits her for getting elected.  Why would they fight at home, save it for the media.  

Carville and what's her name redux.  

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26 minutes ago, Mrleft8 said:

Apparently his thumb is about the size of his dick, so.....

 (And we all know he has small hands)

Now show a little respect. Like it or not, Trump is the mouthpiece of the USA, all the world Tunes in to his twitter account.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

do I really need to colour this purple? 

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3 hours ago, Fakenews said:

Trumps let’s his anger loose

Calls Blumenthal a “dick”

So much winning

https://www.mediaite.com/online/trump-calls-senator-richard-blumenthal-the-dick-in-bizarre-tweets/

 

1 hour ago, Raz'r said:

That twitter thumb is getting a workout...

Well it does appear that Trump might be correct in what he’s tweeting about on this rare occasion. 

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2 hours ago, mad said:

 

Well it does appear that Trump might be correct in what he’s tweeting about on this rare occasion. 

No.

 Blumenthal corrected his statement. But the fact is that he served during the Vietnam war.

 Trump had bone spurs, and spent his own personal Tet offensive in bed with co-eds.

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3 hours ago, Fakenews said:

The troglodyte thinks the people of Paris are chanting “we want trump”

https://www.france24.com/en/20181204-president-retweets-false-claim-paris-rioters-want-trump

 

Call -response

"Nous Combattre?"

"oui quand trompe !!"

trans

"Will we fight?"

YES!! when wrong!!  or possibly ..YES, WHEN DECEIVED !

totally understandably misheard 

that's my theory and I'm sticking to it :D

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22 minutes ago, Fakenews said:

An interesting analysis of twat’s tweets.

Apparently angry trump tweets from an Android while stable genius trump (his aides) tweets from an Iphone

http://varianceexplained.org/r/trump-tweets/

 

Makes sense, he wouldn’t have enough time for golf otherwise. 

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1 hour ago, mad said:

Makes sense, he wouldn’t have enough time for golf otherwise. 

Does he still cheat at golf? I thought he was too busy for that......

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2 hours ago, Fakenews said:

An interesting analysis of twat’s tweets.

Apparently angry trump tweets from an Android while stable genius trump (his aides) tweets from an Iphone

http://varianceexplained.org/r/trump-tweets/

 

That's very convincing and might even somehow relate to the original thread topic.

In case no one remembers, that was whether Trump Tweets are official government communications and whether Trump can block someone on Twitter.

On 5/24/2018 at 5:46 AM, dogballs Tom said:

Well, they won!

The President can't block people. We have a first amendment right to follow him. I haven't exercised this one. It would have been fun to try to annoy him into blocking me, I suppose, but now it's too late.

So it turns out people are only really reading genuine Trump tweets about half the time.

And it seems those are the entertaining and angry half.

It will be kind of fun to see who is caught up in the pent up storm of blocking people that will be unleashed when he leaves office.

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Am I the only one that hears the opening bars of 'The Doors' song 'The End' when I read the desperate tweets by Trump.  Jr and Kush should be served as a xmas gift of justice.  

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5 hours ago, Cal20sailor said:

Am I the only one that hears the opening bars of 'The Doors' song 'The End' when I read the desperate tweets by Trump.  Jr and Kush should be served as a xmas gift of justice.  

Think Muellers on to it, he is probably enjoying the rather Public sweating being endured by a select few

 Daddy am I going to jail? No son rich people don’t go to jail........Donny should have just stuck to being a private company crook, but he is about to learn a different set of rules apply here.

If you were a fiction novelist you could not sell this plot to a publisher!

 

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1 hour ago, Navig8tor said:

Think Muellers on to it, he is probably enjoying the rather Public sweating being endured by a select few

 Daddy am I going to jail? No son rich people don’t go to jail........Donny should have just stuck to being a private company crook, but he is about to learn a different set of rules apply here.

If you were a fiction novelist you could not sell this plot to a publisher!

 

 

SNL was awesome the other night!!  Mueller hiding in Erik's closet!

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7 hours ago, Cal20sailor said:

Am I the only one that hears the opening bars of 'The Doors' song 'The End' when I read the desperate tweets by Trump.  Jr and Kush should be served as a xmas gift of justice.  

It had to be done.

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9 minutes ago, Shortforbob said:

 

Never understood what people found funny about him 

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I think Thumper just put his foot in his gob.

So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly call it a campaign contribution,....which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obama’s - but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me). Cohen just trying to get his sentence reduced. WITCH HUNT!

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Hey Tom, do you have any smocking guns? What is that anyway? Little dresses for your dogballs ?

 
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“Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun...No Collusion.” That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly call it a campaign contribution,.

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22 minutes ago, Sean said:

Hey Tom, do you have any smocking guns? What is that anyway? Little dresses for your dogballs ?

 
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“Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun...No Collusion.” That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly call it a campaign contribution,.

No. I've been debating putting a sombrero on a plinker, thereby creating a "large cap" assault weapon, but haven't done it.

Yet.

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5 hours ago, Navig8tor said:

Think Muellers on to it, he is probably enjoying the rather Public sweating being endured by a select few

 Daddy am I going to jail? No son rich people don’t go to jail........Donny should have just stuck to being a private company crook, but he is about to learn a different set of rules apply here.

If you were a fiction novelist you could not sell this plot to a publisher!

 

Unfortunately, daddy is probably correct

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22 minutes ago, bridhb said:

Unfortunately, daddy is probably correct

I hope you're wrong.  Trump pardons his kid, the GOP shifts.  I still say he feigns an illness and leaves office saying he was the greatest.

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17 minutes ago, Cal20sailor said:

I hope you're wrong.  Trump pardons his kid, the GOP shifts.  I still say he feigns an illness and leaves office saying he was the greatest.

That would eliminate the question of whether a sitting President can be indicted.

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17 minutes ago, Cal20sailor said:

I hope you're wrong.  Trump pardons his kid, the GOP shifts.  I still say he feigns an illness and leaves office saying he was the greatest.

Is there anywhere taking bets on the final outcome? Be interesting to see the odds. 

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27 minutes ago, Cal20sailor said:

I hope you're wrong.  Trump pardons his kid, the GOP shifts.  I still say he feigns an illness and leaves office saying he was the greatest.

No way he can leave now with the sealed indictments waiting. He's going to die in office.

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7 minutes ago, Fakenews said:

Angry Trump tweets “no smocking gun” Twice.

The meltdown continues but he can’t stroke out soon enough.

https://www.mediaite.com/online/twitter-points-and-laughs-at-trumps-smocking-gun-gaffe-not-a-typo-he-did-it-twice/

 

It's not "smocking" it's S-Mocking.......  "shit mocking" "stupidity mocking"?

 

 

 

 

ok, like Covfefe, this can't be explained. But Covfefe is a great boat name

How about we make it even better:

 

"Smocking Covfefe"

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43 minutes ago, mad said:

Is there anywhere taking bets on the final outcome? Be interesting to see the odds. 

Sure, sort of. But not in the US as far as I know. I’d be inclined to wager a few pounds on Trump’s chances in 2020 though. 

https://www.oddschecker.com/politics/us-politics/us-presidential-election-2020/winner

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2 minutes ago, Raz'r said:

It's not "smocking" it's S-Mocking.......  "shit mocking" "stupidity mocking"

ok, like Covfefe, this can't be explained. But Covfefe is a great boat name

How about we make it even better:

 

"Smocking Covfefe"

Gator always had that straight.  Wink, wink....

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5 hours ago, mad said:

It had to be done.

A napalm drop on Trump tower is what needs to be done.

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Semi-literate and too stupid to have his pronouncements proofread first.

Perfect qualifications for POTUS.

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52 minutes ago, Sean said:

Sure, sort of. But not in the US as far as I know. I’d be inclined to wager a few pounds on Trump’s chances in 2020 though. 

https://www.oddschecker.com/politics/us-politics/us-presidential-election-2020/winner

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I’ll have a look to see what odds are being offered in the UK, they’ll take a bet on anything here. 

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If he gets the public talking about his spelling, they're not talking about his crimes.

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25 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

A napalm drop on Trump tower is what needs to be done.

Mar-a-Lago Club would be preferable 

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1 hour ago, mad said:

Mar-a-Lago Club would be preferable 

That would be awesome, dropping Mar-A-Liar on Trump Tower.

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13 minutes ago, Ishmael said:

That would be awesome, dropping Mar-A-Liar on Trump Tower.

I'd like to see a sort of WKRP Turkey drop on Mar-a logo.... But just one really big turkey, and..... Indeed..... Can not fly.

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8 hours ago, Fakenews said:

Angry Trump tweets “no smocking gun” Twice.

The meltdown continues but he can’t stroke out soon enough.

https://www.mediaite.com/online/twitter-points-and-laughs-at-trumps-smocking-gun-gaffe-not-a-typo-he-did-it-twice/

 

This is my favourite pic from that.

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3 minutes ago, LB 15 said:

This is my favourite pic from that.

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Happiness is a warm gun.

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9 minutes ago, LB 15 said:

This is my favourite pic from that.

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Perfect warmers for Toms dogballs

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5 minutes ago, mad said:

Perfect warmers for Toms dogballs

I don't think it'll fit over the sombrero.

You want the Mexican part out in the cold or something? Racist.

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16 minutes ago, mad said:

Perfect warmers for Toms dogballs

I'm sure his mom has knitted a cozy for the gun she keeps at hand.

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5 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

I'm sure his mom has knitted a cozy for the gun she keeps at hand.

Why are you making up lies about my mother?

Take your opinions on my opposition to gun bans back to Cruising Anarchy.

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1 hour ago, Cal20sailor said:

Happiness is a warm gun.  (apologies to John Lennon)

 

1 hour ago, Ishmael said:

Happiness is a warm gun.

Beat you by a minute. Next round's on you.

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1 hour ago, Mrleft8 said:

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Yes it is.  I have a really great one that needs a really good home!  I can deliver her to you!

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add some stuff

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9 hours ago, bridhb said:

Yes it is.  I have a really great one that needs a really good home!  I can deliver her to you!

I approve this hijack, though it has little to do with our first amendment right to follow the President on Twitter.

It should come with a picture though.

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19 minutes ago, dogballs Tom said:

I approve this hijack, though it has little to do with our first amendment right to follow the President on Twitter.

It should come with a picture though.

Your original take on Trump’s tweets was tedious and boring but the headline was great and this is a good thread to chronicle and discuss his tweets.

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10 hours ago, bridhb said:

Yes it is.  I have a really great one that needs a really good home!  I can deliver her to you!

What flavor?

 I'm a sucker for puppies and kittens.

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1 hour ago, Fakenews said:

Your original take on Trump’s tweets was tedious and boring but the headline was great and this is a good thread to chronicle and discuss his tweets.

Sean actually used the same title for that purpose shortly after I started this one. Maybe the mods can merge them?

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Gross incontinence?..... I'd imagine that might be a medical situation that could require some attention beyond Imodium.....

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1 minute ago, Fakenews said:

Trump was not amused by last nights SNL.  He found the skit to be befaming and belittling and wants the SC to take a look at it.

It’s SO unfair.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/12/16/snl-imagined-world-without-trump-president-trump-was-not-amused/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.b1e45ac7c81e

 

Used up my allotment of articles prior to shakedown for coin.

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A REAL scandal is the one sided coverage, hour by hour, of networks like NBC & Democrat spin machines like Saturday Night Live. It is all nothing less than unfair news coverage and Dem commercials. Should be tested in courts, can’t be legal? Only defame & belittle! Collusion?

5:58 AM - 16 Dec 2018

 

 

 

The Donald not so big on the 1st Amendment.  Has to be the most ignorant POTUS in history. 

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SNL's opening skit was fantastic.  the only person who gets more butthurt than donny is J28

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4 minutes ago, d'ranger said:

The Donald not so big on the 1st Amendment.  Has to be the most ignorant POTUS in history. 

You sound a little uncertain of that.

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3 hours ago, Fakenews said:

What sort of mindless ignoramus would you have to be to believe his "Democrat scam" bullshit about a Republican investigations?

How stupid ARE these people?

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2 hours ago, Cal20sailor said:

I might be biased but I hope the fucker dies.  

Edited for simplicity.

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17 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

What sort of mindless ignoramus would you have to be to believe his "Democrat scam" bullshit about a Republican investigations?

How stupid ARE these people?

 

Playing to his core supporters, you know the ones we know that are thicker than pigshit,

Whats scary is they believe this is a democrat scam to remove him from office.

They don't want to think, donnie just tells them what is going on like the mob boss he is.

 They are incapable of standing back and saying wait a minute and applying an iota of critical thinking and reasoning, rather they gladly drink his kool aid.

 To do anything else is an admission of failure and they are winning, Donnie is telling them so , therefore it must be true.

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22 hours ago, dacapo said:

SNL's opening skit was fantastic.  the only person who gets more butthurt than donny is J28

 

Previous week was even better!!  Mueller hiding in Erik's closet, but invisible to Don JR.  Eric says, "Mr Mueller, people are saying that you are the worst thing to ever happen to my Dad!".  Mueller replies, "No Eric, getting elected President was the worst thing to ever happen to your Dad!"

 

PRICELESS!!

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Is that for the additional 12 billion he's gonna give farmers because they can't sell their produce due to his tariffs, winning ?

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What a great sacrifice.

How many women and men will be unsure of their pay this christmas and new year because baby wants a wall?

 

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Some of the many Bills that I am signing in the Oval Office right now. Cancelled my trip on Air Force One to Florida while we wait to see if the Democrats will help us to protect America’s Southern Border!

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2 hours ago, Shortforbob said:

What a great sacrifice.

How many women and men will be unsure of their pay this christmas and new year because baby wants a wall?

 

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Some of the many Bills that I am signing in the Oval Office right now. Cancelled my trip on Air Force One to Florida while we wait to see if the Democrats will help us to protect America’s Southern Border!

See? you don't understand.... He hasn't been golfing in....... Like...... WEEKS!

 It's important that his people see him doing important stuff..... Like golfing...... Or eating 2 scoops of ice cream..... Or grabbing pussy....

 It's all very important!

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Looks like he's holed up in the dunny with a weeks supply of maccas and enough spleen to last until new year. SAD!

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Mr Mueller's comin' to town
 
 
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out
Who's taking a slice
Robert Mueller's comin' to town
 
He sees you when you're tweeting
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
and the kids are on the take!
 
So you better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
FBI man's comin' to town
 
The journalists are jumpin'
Will have a jubilee
They're gonna build a wall of news
and it may involve PP
 
So you better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Robert Mueller's comin' to town
 
He knows that you've been lying 
He knows that your a fake
He knows if Stormy got paid off
cos he's got it all on tape!

The prosecutors comin' to town
 
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On 12/21/2018 at 6:05 PM, Mrleft8 said:

See? you don't understand.... He hasn't been golfing in....... Like...... WEEKS!

 It's important that his people see him doing important stuff..... Like golfing...... Or eating 2 scoops of ice cream..... Or grabbing pussy....

 It's all very important!

This is so serious he even cancelled the golf trip that he was going to be too busy working to take in the first place.

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