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3 hours ago, Innocent Bystander said:

“To make a Nurse Shark let go of something it doesn’t want to let go of, you have to kill it.”  

Same for a social worker.

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30 minutes ago, LB 15 said:

Same for a social worker.

I was going with telemarketers.

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4 minutes ago, Ishmael said:

I was going with telemarketers.

Or a fat chick.

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19 minutes ago, LB 15 said:

Or a fat chick.

At least you can eat the fat chick.

No, I didn't say that.

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2 minutes ago, Ishmael said:

At least you can eat the fat chick.

No, I didn't say that.

That, would leave a nasty taste in your mouth.

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A little horseradish or piccalilli.

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8 hours ago, LB 15 said:

That, would leave a nasty taste in your mouth.

 

7 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

A little horseradish or piccalilli.

And a nice Chianti...

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2 minutes ago, Point Break said:

Submitted without comment.........none is necessary............

 

Whatta dooffisse........ I hoppe hese followeng CTE prottocalle...                       :)

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2 hours ago, Point Break said:

Submitted without comment.........none is necessary............

 

It reminds me of happy jack in PA.

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I guess if you start out stupid enough to do that there is little risk of damaging yourself.

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2 hours ago, Point Break said:

Job security

I sure hope your dash cam doesn't record what is said in the car.

You may be right, but It seems that you have given more to society than you could ever take.  I'd hate for a Judge to take a dim view.

Oh, And where's that book?

 

FD

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6 hours ago, Ishmael said:

Nasty rash.

If he had tucked, He may have had a chance at sticking the landing....

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Missed by that much...

"A hunter in the US has been knocked unconscious by a dead goose that fell out of the sky.

Robert Meilhammer was hunting in Easton in the state of Maryland, when he was hit by a Canada goose that had been shot by a fellow hunter.

The bird weighed between 10 and 14 pounds (4.5-6.5kg), police say.

The 51-year-old suffered injuries to his face and head but is in a stable condition in hospital."

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18 hours ago, floating dutchman said:

I sure hope your dash cam doesn't record what is said in the car.

You may be right, but It seems that you have given more to society than you could ever take.  I'd hate for a Judge to take a dim view.

Oh, And where's that book?

 

FD

:lol:

I’ll get around to it..........

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Just now, Point Break said:

:lol:

I’ll get around to it..........

Ille helpe annywaye i cane,                            :)

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23 hours ago, Ishmael said:

Missed by that much...

"A hunter in the US has been knocked unconscious by a dead goose that fell out of the sky.

Robert Meilhammer was hunting in Easton in the state of Maryland, when he was hit by a Canada goose that had been shot by a fellow hunter.

The bird weighed between 10 and 14 pounds (4.5-6.5kg), police say.

The 51-year-old suffered injuries to his face and head but is in a stable condition in hospital."

:lol: That should happen a lot more often. Man that would hurt - he's lucky to have lived.

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On 2/2/2018 at 11:44 PM, Ishmael said:

Nasty rash.

good for him, he deserved it..

 

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why? it's not like they don't have a license plate or the girl ...    stoners.     and why a garbage can...  with the amount of weed in the trunk, he could afford the 15$ for a gas can..

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Only one word...  Wow

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It's never a good idea to play the Soviet era grenades boys and girls. Some of them had zero time fuses designed for booby traps the problem was they weren't clearly marked. Don't know if that's what happened here didn't read the article, but if you play with Soviet grenades you are a Darwin candidate.

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I may be wrong, but pulling the pin really shouldn't have any effect. It's when the lever pops that it starts the timer or just blows up in your hand.

Grenade.jpg

 

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Normally , the pin just retains the "spoon". Sorta like a trailer hitch, but the lever (spoon) is spring loaded to fly off if not held by the pin and your hand. So, yes, pulling the pin should not detonate the grenade unless the spoon flys.

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The pin looks like it wasn’t designed to go back in, especially left handed.   There are two bits laying there.  

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The only way that guy could have improved the level of Darwinism would be to have done it in a car on one of the Russian crash & burn dash cam vids.

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1 hour ago, chum said:

Normally , the pin just retains the "spoon". Sorta like a trailer hitch, but the lever (spoon) is spring loaded to fly off if not held by the pin and your hand. So, yes, pulling the pin should not detonate the grenade unless the spoon flys.

Exactly, but I can tell you.....most sane people have no interest in holding a grenade with the pin pulled. Plus we were told you couldn’t put the pin back in. 

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I didn't get any further than "guy messes with Soviet grenade" and saw it was in the Darwin thread. I'll have to go back and get the details.:D

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You have to give them credit - Russians are consistently better Darwin contestants that just about anyone.

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On 2/19/2018 at 11:13 AM, C@L said:

Well, at least they tried real hard to join the "Darwin Society"

http://www.columbiabasinherald.com/crime__fire/20180219/woman_burned_at_gas_station

I was on a call years ago, this woman wanted to get some attention. So she went outside and poured gasoline all over herself and threatened to light up with a cigarette  lighter. Family members "talked her down" so she went in the house and headed for the shower. Unfortunately the water heater was in a closet next to the bathroom, the vapors she was shedding made it to the pilot and poof. She was able to make it to the shower where someone turned on the water. She then began shedding skin. Pretty sure she lived.

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10 hours ago, Point Break said:

Exactly, but I can tell you.....most sane people have no interest in holding a grenade with the pin pulled. Plus we were told you couldn’t put the pin back in. 

They don't want the Navy playing with grenades, that's why they told you you couldn't stick the pin back in. I'm sure it worked well. :D

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10 hours ago, Ishmael said:

 

That must be the starting gun for the St Petersburg Yacht Club races. Hard to get volunteers enough as it is!

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On 2/1/2018 at 3:51 PM, Point Break said:

Submitted without comment.........none is necessary............

 

You MUST Think ALL - The - Way - Through - It

if yer still considering it

you Haven't considered it All the Way Through B) 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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15 minutes ago, chum said:

What exactly is the guy in front doing anyhow?

He's the flak absorber. He didn't make it. 

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On 2/24/2018 at 12:38 AM, Ishmael said:

 

Wasn't that a movie set? 2 stunt men killed making one of the Expendables movies? 

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11 hours ago, chum said:

What exactly is the guy in front doing anyhow?

The countdown?

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I love how the guys bell is ringing so loud he forgets about his buddy for a moment.

If I remember right the problem with some of them was looking at the fuse was the only way to tell the timing. The fuse is screwed in.

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1 hour ago, chinabald said:

I feel bad for that guy 

 

 

driving the car 

I think the rider felt pretty bad too.

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1 hour ago, chum said:

I think the rider felt pretty bad too.

Did he even live through that tumble?

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He may not have from the looks of it. On the bright side, if he was a donor then maybe some parts were left someone else could use.

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10 minutes ago, chum said:

He may not have from the looks of it. On the bright side, if he was a donor then maybe some parts were left someone else could use.

All but the brain.

 

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48 minutes ago, chum said:

He may not have from the looks of it. On the bright side, if he was a donor then maybe some parts were left someone else could use.

 

I have said it before on here, our friends who are nurses call riders with no Brain Bucket, "Donorcycles"!!

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7 hours ago, chinabald said:

Wasn't that a movie set? 2 stunt men killed making one of the Expendables movies? 

I did some googling, and I haven't seen anything definitive. The first version I saw said that one guy died. Something definitely deflated the tube on that side.

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On 2/25/2018 at 7:29 PM, Autonomous said:
On 2/3/2018 at 12:26 AM, Mid said:

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Every time you watch this someone pets a kitten.

What was the last thing to go thru this guy's mind when he saw that car coming at him? Probably the side mirror

-DSK

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19 minutes ago, Xlot said:

You see herre flye throuht the aire at 59 secs, poore womaan.

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You never know when it's you're time - a guy in my old home town was just killed by a big boulder - working in his back yard when it came down the hill and squashed him.

Live every day like it's your last - it might well be.

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You want to see some Darwinism. Just visit liveleak.   Makes one realize just how good we got it here in the USA....

 

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Girl shoots man in head while playing with a gun on facebook live....

https://nypost.com/2018/04/02/man-shot-in-head-on-facebook-live-as-friends-play-with-gun-in-car/

bring out a gun to play with while filming your stupidity and you end up getting shot.  If you listen you can hear her dry firing once or twice until she racks the slide back.... while the guy in the back says "its got no clip bro"

I guess there was a clip dawg and it was loaded...

being in texas,  not sure if they've ever sent a woman to gas chamber,  Love to see it happen...

So is he a darwin candidate?

NSWF version....seriously  don't look if you don't want see someone die.  he's been on life support for 6 days....

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/980591373257555968/pu/vid/362x640/P6Nvgpa7KGG9VW7y.mp4

 

 

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13 minutes ago, Marcjsmith said:

So is he a darwin candidate?

I doint wantte kickem wile hese down butte no, notte yette.  You haive manney the rite ingredienttes, stupidey, weppons, hatefulle/harmfulle behavioure.

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Canadian police have ruled out foul play after a man's body was found behind the wall of a women's public toilet in the province of Alberta.

Authorities say the man was alone when he entered the restroom in a Calgary city centre shopping mall last week.

They believe he climbed behind a short wall through the vent shaft, got stuck, and died on the evening of Friday 27 April.

His motivation for crawling behind the wall remains a mystery.

The body of the man, who was in his 20s, was discovered by a maintenance worker on Monday.

The worker removed a wall panel in order to repair a toilet that would not flush and found the remains.

 

really ?

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2 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

 

really ?

Not even original - I've read a number of stories of "dumbest criminal" types getting stuck & cooked in restaurant chimneys, trapped in walls like this guy, stuck in ventilation ducting  and other such fates.

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Not really.

He was probably a peeper.

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On 4/8/2018 at 5:34 PM, Snaggletooth said:

I doint wantte kickem wile hese down butte no, notte yette.  You haive manney the rite ingredienttes, stupidey, weppons, hatefulle/harmfulle behavioure.

Not dead yet...can't be a darwin candidate.  Apparently he's speaking now. Hanging in there...

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On 2/23/2018 at 6:55 PM, Point Break said:

Exactly, but I can tell you.....most sane people have no interest in holding a grenade with the pin pulled. Plus we were told you couldn’t put the pin back in. 

You can put the pin back in. I once had one my brother brought back from Nam, all the bad stuff taken out of it. I was on my desk (next to complaint forms) when my glass shop burned down, firefighters shit their pants when they saw it.

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5 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

Northing slowe abote it, hese oute of the jeane poolle.

'extreeme surgurey" ???   Mabey thelle additte to EX-Games.              :)

Ficktse itt

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On ‎2‎/‎3‎/‎2018 at 5:23 PM, Ishmael said:

Missed by that much...

"A hunter in the US has been knocked unconscious by a dead goose that fell out of the sky.

Robert Meilhammer was hunting in Easton in the state of Maryland, when he was hit by a Canada goose that had been shot by a fellow hunter.

The bird weighed between 10 and 14 pounds (4.5-6.5kg), police say.

The 51-year-old suffered injuries to his face and head but is in a stable condition in hospital."

As he came to, the nurse asked him "How are you now?"

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1 hour ago, Snaggletooth said:

I thouht when yoy gette goosede it wase diffentte then that                    :)

Christ Snaggie, you owe me a new keyboard

 

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3 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

I thouht when yoy gette goosede it wase diffentte then that                    :)

 

doesn't it go   Duck, Duck..... Goose !     or  "Anka Anka Grå Anka" 

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remember the childhood game.  duck duck goose....  I guess he forgot to duck...

dammit dread you beat me by millisecond...

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For some reason this bit of doggerel from my childhood comes to mind...

"We go strolling through the park, goosing statues after dark, if General Sherman's horse can take it, why can't you?"

I know, weird childhood.

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6 minutes ago, Timo42 said:

For some reason this bit of doggerel from my childhood comes to mind...

"We go strolling through the park, goosing statues after dark, if General Sherman's horse can take it, why can't you?" 

I know, weird childhood.

A little web search gives me this:

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My version of Humoresque is by folk singer Oscar Brand

Passengers will please refrain
from flushing toilets while the train
is in the station, (darling I love you)
We encourage constipation
while the train is in the station,
(moonlight always makes me think of you)

If you wish to pass some water
Kindly call the pullman porter
He'll leave a vessel in the vestabule
If the porter isn't near
Then Try the platform in the rear
The one in front is windy
Ain't love cruel?

If the woman's room be taken
Do not feel the least forsaken
Never wave the banner of defeat
Try the men'x room cross the hall
And if some man has had the call
What villain could deny my love the Seat?

If these efforts all are vain
Why not break a window pane
Although this method's used by mighty few
We go strolling through the park
Goosing statues in the dark
If Sherman's horse can take it, Why can't you?

 

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