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"Paging patient Alan Block.  Your proctologist is ready to see you now.  Paging Mr. Block.  Please come to the front desk for your appointment.  We are waiting for you..."
 

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1 hour ago, ease the sheet said:

Looks like that doctor has big hands....

Do they make gloves with 6 fingers for you guys in South Australia?

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Out of respect for the less well endowed, I refused to post a picture of my undergarments. However, I see you have no shame when it comes to notifying us of your quite worrisome, special needs attire. I can only assume that your boyfriend is 'horselike' and you require extra large absorbent pads which affix with heavy duty mounting brackets to that monstrosity to feminine fashion.

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5 hours ago, ease the sheet said:

Yes. They go with the extra large undergarments.

Men's undergarments are sized based on waistband length. XXL boxers are nothing to brag about. 

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1 hour ago, ease the sheet said:

Out of respect for the less well endowed, I refused to post a picture of my undergarments. However, I see you have no shame when it comes to notifying us of your quite worrisome, special needs attire. I can only assume that your boyfriend is 'horselike' and you require extra large absorbent pads which affix with heavy duty mounting brackets to that monstrosity to feminine fashion.

You put your big underpants on the table. :rolleyes:

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19 minutes ago, Rum Runner said:

Based on the size of the gloves the doctor is not Donald Trump. 

You really don't want to see basketball trophies in your proctologist's waiting room...just saying.

 

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On 7/12/2017 at 4:55 PM, LB 15 said:

Do they make gloves with 6 fingers for you guys in South Australia?

I hear they only need 5 finger gloves

As they have no thumbs :-O

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