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      A Few Simple Rules   05/22/2017

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Dorado

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A platoon of Lawn Terrorists have infiltrated my sector. They are attempting to construct a network of tunnels and caverns and they must be stopped.

These were whacked at 2952 inches in a slight crosswind, using a 93 R 17 GV with a 17 HMR cartridge.

Fuckapples will note that I am white and these are brown.

End of transmission.

 

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Were you sitting in a lawn chair? If so you're reaching badass status.

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Extra points if you were in a rocking chair. 

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As a matter of fact, I enlisted the help of Paddy  O'furniture 

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I hardly know what to say except to admonish you.......not for the excellent effort at eliminating those little terrorists.......but at invoking the name......even indirectly of that inhabitant of PA. You must clear your mind before the choice is made and the traveler comes ............watch and remember the consequences...............don't be Ray.......

 

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37 minutes ago, Mark K said:

1SOK? 

2S2K

17 HMR = LASER BEAM 

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Shhhhh PB, Waiting for it to pop its head out of its hole.

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2 hours ago, bmiller said:

Were you sitting in a lawn chair? If so you're reaching badass status.

Twitching between power lines? 

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"We lost him. Dorado was gone. Nothing but rumors and random intelligence, mostly from captured rabbits The rabbits knew his name by now, and they were scared of him. He and his men were playing hit-and-run all the way into the neighbors ranch."

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1 hour ago, Dorado said:

As a matter of fact, I enlisted the help of Paddy  O'furniture 

Former IRA soldier now a  mercenary for hire. 

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55 minutes ago, Dorado said:

Shhhhh PB, Waiting for it to pop its head out of its hole.

Oh................carry on............kill the rabbit.............

 

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Our cat (Who's name is Turtle) is a great gopher/ground squirrel hunter..... She's tagged tree squirrels, but as yet has no kills in that cat egory..... But she's only a little over a year old.

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40 minutes ago, Mrleft8 said:

Our cat (Who's name is Turtle) is a great gopher/ground squirrel hunter..... She's tagged tree squirrels, but as yet has no kills in that cat egory..... But she's only a little over a year old.

What kind of rifle?

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1 hour ago, Chum said:

What kind of rifle?

She uses a Catling gun.

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I hope the lawn you are trying to protect isn't visible in the body count shot. If it is you are to late.

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43 minutes ago, Gissie said:

I hope the lawn you are trying to protect isn't visible in the body count shot. If it is you are to late.

Well it's more of a cow pasture really. But that's what my California looks like in the summer. I have to mow it all winter long.

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I got some cute slimy ones too, in the Frog sanctuary. Every evening at sundown we have the March of the Frogs and they're all back in bed before the sun comes up.

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15 hours ago, Dorado said:

A platoon of Lawn Terrorists have infiltrated my sector. They are attempting to construct a network of tunnels and caverns and they must be stopped.

These were whacked at 2952 inches in a slight crosswind, using a 93 R 17 GV with a 17 HMR cartridge.

Fuckapples will note that I am white and these are brown.

End of transmission.

 

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Oh very well played mate.  But you could have just captured one so we can find out what the little fucker knew about 911.

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55 minutes ago, Dorado said:

We'll be taking no prisoners here.

Good call.....they'll just lie anyway.

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Can't take a chance one of them may talk or write a book afterwords. 

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My coonhound would murder 10% of those critters with a shit-eating grin on her snout and then dare the rest of them to come anywhere close.

If your dog isn't killing them then you need to borrow or adopt a hound of some kind.

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7 hours ago, LB 15 said:

Oh very well played mate.  But you could have just captured one so we can find out what the little fucker knew about 911.

Random wouldn't believe him anyway. Better to kill him. 

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22 hours ago, nacradriver said:

"We lost him. Dorado was gone. Nothing but rumors and random intelligence, mostly from captured rabbits The rabbits knew his name by now, and they were scared of him. He and his men were playing hit-and-run all the way into the neighbors ranch."

Everyone wanted him to do it. Maybe the gophers most of all. 

 

 

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The architects and engineers for moon landing truth have just released this picture from NASA's files. Note no fake shadows...

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That gopher is a well known shill for the oil companies! 

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12 hours ago, Frers381 said:

 

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You beat me to it :lol:

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21 hours ago, Mark K said:

Everyone wanted him to do it. Maybe the gophers most of all.

"Never get out of the boat." Absolutely goddamn right! Unless you were goin' all the way... Dorado got off the boat. He split from the whole fuckin' program.

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I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. :mellow:

You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us.

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We've been looking for the squirrels for some time now. We've finally found them. We're surrounded. That simplifies things.

..................with apologies to Chesty Puller

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22 minutes ago, Point Break said:

We've been looking for the squirrels for some time now. We've finally found them. We're surrounded. That simplifies things.

..................with apologies to Chesty Puller

We're gophers, Lieutenant. We're supposed to be surrounded.  

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43 minutes ago, Dorado said:

I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. :mellow:

You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us.

Every man gets everything he wants. I wanted a backyard. And for my sins they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service.

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29 minutes ago, nacradriver said:

Every man gets everything he wants. I wanted a backyard. And for my sins they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service.

It was a real choice backyard, and when it was over, I'd never want another. 

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160511_SCI_frustrated-squirrel.jpg.CROP.

 

Hey Joe don't eat those nuts, George just did and his head EXPLODED!

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3 hours ago, nacradriver said:

Every man gets everything he wants. I wanted a backyard. And for my sins they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service.

nice use of a great movie line. 

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On 7/16/2017 at 3:17 PM, Innocent Bystander said:

Random wouldn't believe him anyway. Better to kill him. 

Kill who?  Randumb, or the squirrel?

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Dorado: Did they say why, Randumb, why they want to terminate my command?

Randumb: I was sent on a classified mission, sir.

Dorado: It's no longer classified, is it? Did they tell you?

Randumb: They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound.

Dorado: Are my methods unsound?

Radumb: I don't see any method at all, sir.

Dorado: I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you a douchebag?

Randumb: I'm a hipster

Dorado: You're neither. You're an SJW, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

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Squirrly didn't get much USO. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold nuts and a little Birdseed.  He had only two ways home: death, or victory.

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They can not resist black licorice twizzlers..................

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Fucking gophers are my current enemy. Never show there faces. Chemical warfare is the only option, kill em in their trenches. 

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Son, we live in a world that has companion ways, and those companion ways have to be guarded by gophers with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You,Gopher SV Airlie? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Goldy Gopher, and you curse the University of Minnesota. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Goldy Gopher's death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque  and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.

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Fark, I've got gophers like Mongolia has hordes. But they don't piss me off nearly as much as the ground squirrels do

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Get back to me when you guys have muskrats. Those fucker's tunnels will sink a tractor. 

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used to work in a pub in Nth Sydney, one day 2 fella's assist a 3rd guy into the pub - 3rd guy white as a sheet - his bulldozer had just been consumed by a cockroach nest. poor guy was itching and swiping at 'perceived' bugs the whole time.

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3 hours ago, chinabald said:

Get back to me when you guys have muskrats. Those fucker's tunnels will sink a tractor. 

No shit. My last muskrat made the mistake of trying to get the bait out of a crab pot. Turns out the nasty fucker couldn't hold his breath as long as he thought he could. Made good crab bait 

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9 hours ago, Innocent Bystander said:

No shit. My last muskrat made the mistake of trying to get the bait out of a crab pot. Turns out the nasty fucker couldn't hold his breath as long as he thought he could. Made good crab bait 

My last one died of lead poisoning. 12 gauge #4 shot from about 40 yards. Took me 2 weeks of walking to the pond to get him to let his guard down to take the shot. 

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13 hours ago, Merrill Levi said:

used to work in a pub in Nth Sydney, one day 2 fella's assist a 3rd guy into the pub - 3rd guy white as a sheet - his bulldozer had just been consumed by a cockroach nest. poor guy was itching and swiping at 'perceived' bugs the whole time.

You call that a pest? Here's a pest, mate...

 

Figured I'd just jump to the nth on this biggest pest BS session. 

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1 hour ago, Mark K said:

You call that a pest? Here's a pest, mate...

 

Figured I'd just jump to the nth on this biggest pest BS session. 

Pfffft.   Apparently you don't have a little brother.  :mellow:

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On 7/17/2017 at 7:35 PM, Sportboat Jeff said:

Squirrly didn't get much USO. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold nuts and a little Birdseed.  He had only two ways home: death, or victory.

General Anarchy... shit; I'm still at work reading General Anarchy. Every time I think I'm gonna wake up in the back in the backyard…..    When I was there, all I could think of was getting back to the back yard. I'm here a  7 hours now... waiting ... Every minute I stay in this office, I get weaker, and every minute Squirlly squats in the backyard, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.

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The squirrels received a demand for surrender from Dorado. They sent back a one word answer he found puzzling. All it said was "nuts".

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On 7/20/2017 at 4:32 AM, Chum said:

The squirrels received a demand for surrender from Dorado. They sent back a one word answer he found puzzling. All it said was "nuts".

HA!

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