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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

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Took it right up the wazoo, 'e did, but that was a long time ago.

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Shit a brick. 

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One of the rejected sprit designs for the Carbon Cutter project.

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"Thank God, we've finally made landfall. This scurvy would have been the death of me."

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New bowman to owner: Righto skip, what sort of spi takedown do you want?

Skipper: Well I mounted the last prick who tried to do a Samouri douse on this boat, on the bowsprit - so you do it properly!

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"OK, we know you speared it.  Now, when are you going to take the smelly thing OFF???"

 

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"Remains of the Ancient Viking longship revealed that the ancient sailors were fond of rum, sodomy and the lash.  But mostly sodomy."

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Put down the brown acid.  Stop drinking the varnish.  Step away from the chisel.

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I always thought it was a bit windy when dogs was bein blowed off chains! Till this thing shows up stuck to the bows one morning off Aferica after a blow.

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On 8/11/2017 at 0:32 PM, Editor said:

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Besides completely bizarre, this just begs for a caption contest. Whatcha got?

Next time I'll just use a fake animal, the real ones smell to much, they're fine once the flesh has completely decomposed. 

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So son, did I ever tell you about the time I was trailering our sailboat across the Serengeti? A wild gazelle, that was being chased by a lion, tried to jump between the car and the boat. Well son, I'm sure stuff like this pretty much happens to everyone.

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