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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

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Besides completely bizarre, this just begs for a caption contest. Whatcha got?

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Took it right up the wazoo, 'e did, but that was a long time ago.

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Shit a brick. 

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Trailer sailing road kill trophy ???

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Riders on the Storm...

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Lost a bit on that last wave.

 

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New bow sprit was working great until we tried an outside gybe.

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Honey, have you seen the dog?

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That will buff right out.

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The voyages of Vasco Nunez de Bowbonza

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A Brent Swain piece to detract the eye from the butt ugliness of BS boats.

 

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Another victim of Australias sea flea.

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Must be just a skeleton crew

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^ Absolute winner... No bones about it.

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Taking the fashion for dog bones too far?

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The Dothraki have no word for boat; they call them "wooden horses" as the closest analog for "thing you ride on."

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One of the rejected sprit designs for the Carbon Cutter project.

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Now that I think of it Daenerys, the dragons may have some weaknesses after all

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What is that thing - it looks like it has hooves AND giant fangs. Whatever it is, I'm pretty impressed it can poop out a Westsail 32.

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"Thank God, we've finally made landfall. This scurvy would have been the death of me."

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Dolphin traumatizer!

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New bowman to owner: Righto skip, what sort of spi takedown do you want?

Skipper: Well I mounted the last prick who tried to do a Samouri douse on this boat, on the bowsprit - so you do it properly!

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Skipper, there's a pile of deer pellets in the anchor locker!

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Santa: "goddammit, this thing is so fuckin' slow I'll never get all these presents to the islands by Christmas"

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Looks like the bow team went a bit overboard trying to make weight.

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Dang, didn't clear Customs again!

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"Ram the skid right up her ass!"

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Please pass a beer up to your bowman. It looks like he is getting a little dehydrated.

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(boat, thinking to itself) damn...I didn't expect buttfucking to feel quite so bony

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That's where my Harry Potter spell went. Guess it needed more saving than I

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"OK, we know you speared it.  Now, when are you going to take the smelly thing OFF???"

 

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That's a fast boat....too fast!

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"Remains of the Ancient Viking longship revealed that the ancient sailors were fond of rum, sodomy and the lash.  But mostly sodomy."

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Does this sailboat make my butt look big?

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Put down the brown acid.  Stop drinking the varnish.  Step away from the chisel.

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Did you find the gerbil?

Nope.

Might as well wait till the front falls off.

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3 minutes ago, bellum said:

Did you find the gerbil?

Do you thick hese stille in oune piese?

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4 knot shit box loses to dead horse. 

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"Wow, that design is a real dinosaur, Doctor Parasaurolophus!"

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Entry for 2018 Brisbane keppel race. 

Playing for keeps.  

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I always thought it was a bit windy when dogs was bein blowed off chains! Till this thing shows up stuck to the bows one morning off Aferica after a blow.

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"I really wanna be part of Game of Thrones Iron fleet. Hold on, I'm coming! "

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Some nautical illness spreading...

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On 8/11/2017 at 0:32 PM, Editor said:

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Besides completely bizarre, this just begs for a caption contest. Whatcha got?

Next time I'll just use a fake animal, the real ones smell to much, they're fine once the flesh has completely decomposed. 

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So son, did I ever tell you about the time I was trailering our sailboat across the Serengeti? A wild gazelle, that was being chased by a lion, tried to jump between the car and the boat. Well son, I'm sure stuff like this pretty much happens to everyone.

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Sailing with the flying impala fish of Loch Ness takes courage!

 

WL

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You said you were going to catch us some dinner.  Throw that back in the water and catch something we can eat.

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