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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

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Spatial Ed

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Ted is just appealing to the closet pervert voters in the party.  Isn't this just like Trump asking the KKK for their votes?

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Probably the least weird and most normal thing Ted has done.

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14 minutes ago, Nice! said:

Probably the least weird and most normal thing Ted has done.

don't most normal people know to be anonymous when browsing porn?

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I like porn. I also like the Red Garter Saloon, which survived Hurricane Irma. 

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37 minutes ago, Spatial Ed said:

Cannot read without setting up an account.......

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36 minutes ago, billy backstay said:

Cannot read without setting up an account.......

Then don't 

Why the fuck would anyone let himself be trolled by any story about either Cruz or Porn??

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1 hour ago, billy backstay said:

Cannot read without setting up an account.......

I'll paraphrase for you....

Master debater Ted Cruz blames his own staff for porn addiction.

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Ted Cruz jerks off to incest porn. And that's the way the Republican party is this September 11th, 2017 my fellow Americans.

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I think Ted has excellent taste. The Milf Hunter series are of a very high standard and very tastefully done

- particularly the Jiz scenes. 

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"The pornography industry has likely suffered permanent damage as a result of its unfortunate association with the Texas senator Ted Cruz, industry sources said on Tuesday. 

Porn, which takes in annual profits of fifteen billion dollars, could see those revenues decimated if, as some industry experts fear, users begin to have intrusive thoughts involving Senator Cruz. 

“For porn producers, this is a crisis with no simple solution,” Harland Dorrinson, an industry insider, said. “If you warn viewers not to think about Ted Cruz, there’s a real danger that that’s all they’ll think about.” 

In the hours since porn first became associated with the Texas senator, traffic to porn sites has plummeted in what industry sources are ruefully calling “the Cruz effect.” 

 

 

 

 

 

 

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/porn-industry-irrevocably-damaged-by-association-with-ted-cruz

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40 minutes ago, LB 15 said:

I think Ted has excellent taste. The Milf Hunter series are of a very high standard and very tastefully done

- particularly the Jiz scenes. 

Do you watch with your appendage folded in half?? 

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58 minutes ago, LB 15 said:

I think Ted has excellent taste. The Milf Hunter series are of a very high standard and very tastefully done

- particularly the Jiz scenes. 

Why thank you.  Its some of our best work.

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1 hour ago, LB 15 said:

I think Ted has excellent taste. The Milf Hunter series are of a very high standard and very tastefully done

- particularly the Jiz scenes. 

Tasteful Jiz scenes. 

Not a description I was expecting. 

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11 minutes ago, Bus Driver said:

Tasteful Jiz scenes. 

Not a description I was expecting. 

Its industry slang for a money shot.

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20 minutes ago, Spatial Ed said:

Its industry slang for a money shot.

I get the Jiz scene reference. 

Describing them as "tasteful" is.....different. 

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1 minute ago, Bus Driver said:

I get the Jiz scene reference. 

Describing them as "tasteful" is.....different. 

We leave the distasteful ones to our competitors.

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I know a girl who did a couple of shoots with Reality Kings. Good girl, good family, Catholic School, got out on her own and needed money. She was a bar maid at the dive bar I like in Laudy. They have porn on TV there. Most amusing. When she was working, she would put her video on, and watch to see who noticed. 

Her scenes were very tasteful. 

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PLAYBOY had good articles. Golda Meir and Moshe Dayan and shit. The pictures, not bad. 

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3 hours ago, Spatial Ed said:

Why thank you.  Its some of our best work.

Is there any truth in the rumour that egg white is involved? It must  be hard on the leading man to do 10 takes of a Jiz shot in a row.

(you may have seen what I did there)

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2 minutes ago, LB 15 said:

Is there any truth in the rumour that egg white is involved? It must  be hard on the leading man to do 10 takes of a Jiz shot in a row.

(you may have seen what I did there)

Egg white is old school.  Some inventive prop guys have cum up with an emulsion with non-Newtonian characteristics and is water soluble. Much easier to keep the set clean and sanitary.

(you may have seen what I did there)

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23 minutes ago, Sol Rosenberg said:

I know a girl who did a couple of shoots with Reality Kings. Good girl, good family, Catholic School, got out on her own and needed money. She was a bar maid at the dive bar I like in Laudy. They have porn on TV there. Most amusing. When she was working, she would put her video on, and watch to see who noticed. 

Her scenes were very tasteful. 

The dudes at RK are notorious for preying on down and out bartenders for talent.  We take the high road, recruiting bored housewives who want to have a little fun and revenge on their cheating husbands.  We think it helps the quality of the end product.

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So what I have been watching is in fact a non-Newtonian, water soluble pie?

That doesn't really roll of the tongue.

(YMHSWIDT)

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2 minutes ago, Spatial Ed said:

The dudes at RK are notorious for preying on down and out bartenders for talent.  We take the high road, recruiting bored housewives who want to have a little fun and revenge on their cheating husbands.  We think it helps the quality of the end product.

That's nice. Do you have any creds with the moral majority?

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This reminds me of what must be one of the best statements ever posted on SA:

"I'd like to epoxy her face with cock resin."

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4 minutes ago, LB 15 said:

So what I have been watching is in fact a non-Newtonian, water soluble pie?

That doesn't really roll of the tongue.

(YMHSWIDT)

Trust me, you don't want to know how the sausage is made.

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3 minutes ago, jocal505 said:

That's nice. Do you have any creds with the moral majority?

They are our best repeat customers.

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2 minutes ago, Spatial Ed said:

The dudes at RK are notorious for preying on down and out bartenders for talent.  We take the high road, recruiting bored housewives who want to have a little fun and revenge on their cheating husbands.  We think it helps the quality of the end product.

Nothing says revenge like seeing ones wife swallowing 4 large chaps of African American decents non-Newtonian, water soluble loads.

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Just now, Spatial Ed said:

They are our best repeat customers.

Could you do a special segment with, say, Larry Craig?

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1 minute ago, LB 15 said:

Nothing says revenge like seeing ones wife swallowing 4 large chaps of African American decents non-Newtonian, water soluble loads.

Those three camera shots are pricey but worth it.

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2 minutes ago, Sol Rosenberg said:

This reminds me of what must be one of the best statements ever posted on SA:

"I'd like to epoxy her face with cock resin."

Was that the  great 'same sex attracted autonomous mechanised devise' who said that?

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2 minutes ago, jocal505 said:

Could you do a special segment with, say, Larry Craig?

I'm working on a big screen tap dancing scene spoof of the movie Hail Caesar, but it takes place in a airport public bathroom.  Gonna be great.

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Russian pee pee girls?

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3 minutes ago, jocal505 said:

Russian pee pee girls?

US senators.

 

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30 minutes ago, LB 15 said:

Is there any truth in the rumour that egg white is involved? It must  be hard on the leading man to do 10 takes of a Jiz shot in a row.

(you may have seen what I did there)

Guns? Dear god, LB15 has caught the Tom Ray.

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Ed cleared that up - they are only firing blanks.

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7 hours ago, Mismoyled Jiblet. said:

Ted Cruz jerks off to incest porn. And that's the way the Republican party is this September 11th, 2017 my fellow Americans.

he also likes 'barnyard stories' and gaping sheep.

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6 hours ago, LB 15 said:

Was that the  great 'same sex attracted autonomous mechanised devise' who said that?

Sounds like it, but I don't remember. 

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He blamed it on his staff. 

 

Staff. 

 

Wait for it. There you go. Staff. 

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14 hours ago, jocal505 said:

PLAYBOY had good articles. Golda Meir and Moshe Dayan and shit. The pictures, not bad. 

The interviews were some of the best in the business. I remember when they had Alex Haley (IIRC) interview George Lincoln Rockwell - great stuff.

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14 hours ago, LB 15 said:

Nothing says revenge like seeing ones wife swallowing 4 large chaps of African American decents non-Newtonian, water soluble loads.

You must have really pissed her off.

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Ted is fingering his staff.  Cumming down hard.  Really pounding.

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Reckon Ted is into pee tapes?  He and the Prez can have a viewing party. 

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7 hours ago, Sol Rosenberg said:

Reckon Ted is into pee tapes?  He and the Prez can have a viewing party. 

That would a total skeet shoot.

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ok, that's not right.

Hey Spatial - what the hell is the business model? you've got red tube, etc throwing out enough 5 minute freebies to keep the normal single guy satisfied for free, hell, that's more than enough for the poor married guy. Where's the $15B come from ?

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24 minutes ago, Raz'r said:

ok, that's not right.

Hey Spatial - what the hell is the business model? you've got red tube, etc throwing out enough 5 minute freebies to keep the normal single guy satisfied for free, hell, that's more than enough for the poor married guy. Where's the $15B come from ?

Ads.  And volume. You may not notice it, but there's tons of ads on the pages.  We get coin from every paint.  And we collect search cookies and resell them.   The typical US male looks at more than 30 pages each session.  Hard to please dudes, you now, conservatives, will hit maybe 200 - 300 pages before they pop.  The really insatiable will follow a link and enter a paywall.  The kickback on that is around 50%.

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7 hours ago, Spatial Ed said:

Ads.  And volume. You may not notice it, but there's tons of ads on the pages.  We get coin from every paint.  And we collect search cookies and resell them.   The typical US male looks at more than 30 pages each session.  Hard to please dudes, you now, conservatives, will hit maybe 200 - 300 pages before they pop.  The really insatiable will follow a link and enter a paywall.  The kickback on that is around 50%.

Yeah, but do the ads actually generate any revenue for the site actually in the ad???  Are people really stupid enough to click on the popup ads??

Actually never mind.  If any of the intelligence here is any indication, I'm betting there is a significant portion of the world's population that is in fact stupid enough.  Because sadly, even our more moronic posters here are likely well above average on the global scale.

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4 hours ago, Shootist Jeff said:

Yeah, but do the ads actually generate any revenue for the site actually in the ad???  Are people really stupid enough to click on the popup ads??

Actually never mind.  If any of the intelligence here is any indication, I'm betting there is a significant portion of the world's population that is in fact stupid enough.  Because sadly, even our more moronic posters here are likely well above average on the global scale.

Four tiers of revenue.

one just to put the ad up

another for every page view

another for every click

and the money shot, if they buy something.

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2 hours ago, Spatial Ed said:

Four tiers of revenue.

one just to put the ad up

another for every page view

another for every click

and the money shot, if they buy something.

Damn dude, I'm starting to think you actually ARE a porn producer....

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3 minutes ago, Raz'r said:

Damn dude, I'm starting to think you actually ARE a porn producer....

Have I given the impression I'm anything else?

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4 minutes ago, Spatial Ed said:

Have I given the impression I'm anything else?

Jerk-off wannabe would be closer to the truth.

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5 minutes ago, Mickey Rat said:

Jerk-off wannabe would be closer to the truth.

not a wannabe, not a wannabe, you're a wannabe.

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It's not always clicking on the ads.

When you try to fast-forward, another pop-up happens.

Or another window opens with the new site.

Heard that from a friend.

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Just now, Mike G said:

It's not always clicking on the ads.

When you try to fast-forward, another pop-up happens.

Or another window opens with the new site.

Heard that from a friend.

I'd like to take credit for the annoying auto popup but I was a bit late to the game on that.  But that bad boy is solid gold on the revenue stream.

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4 hours ago, Mike G said:

It's not always clicking on the ads.

When you try to fast-forward, another pop-up happens.

Or another window opens with the new site.

Heard that from a friend.

You are surfing the wrong sites then..... a friend told me.

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On 14/09/2017 at 3:50 AM, SloopJonB said:

You must have really pissed her off.

I bought another boat.

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