caption contest

[Editor 586]

This week's caption contest is brought to you by Zhik! And the best three captions, as judged solely by the ed after a three-day gin bender, each get unspecified, but surely cool Zhik swag. Get going!

[Bonbridge215 1]

She was a bearded lady, like no other...

[O40_77885 0]

Anybody see Fred, he fell off.

[Goofy 0]

A quick pressure wash should do the trick!

[FromTheRail 64]

Fuck.......i've got a boat on my weed.......

[Gouvernail 2,717]

California Approved Antifoulant after one month. 

[Gouvernail 2,717]

Environmentally friendly antifoulant 

[Gouvernail 2,717]

Salad for the whole family

[scallywag13 0]

Full bush.

[Gouvernail 2,717]

Obottomcare as managed by Mitch

[Gouvernail 2,717]

@fstbttmsAccused by Coast Guard of operating contract Bottom Cleaning   Scam

 

[PaulinVictoria 99]

70s boat,70s bush

[madohe 101]

the trick, now, is to get'em all swimmin' in the same direction.....

[madohe 101]

So that's what's been holding a certain Rawson 30 together.......

[FromTheRail 64]

"Get the chainsaw out"

 

Is it for the boat or the weed......

[Megaparsec 0]

"stranger things"

[Gouvernail 2,717]

After yet another thorough trouncing, the J-105 fleet demanded Harvey pull his boat so the bottom could be inspected for illegal modifications 

[bigballs 0]

Unlike George W. Bush, this bush will be easier to get rid of.

[LeoV 2,172]

Biomechanical engineering is advancing, now you can grow a boat out of weed.

[captpiratedog 98]

Mimsy

[Rskiff 108]

the lengths people go to hide their appendages

[See Level 674]

The ad on Craigslist said 

"Boat is in excellent condition and bottom painted last spring"

[ArchimeDesign 2]

suits of AkzoNobel said the anti fouling works fine

[HILLY 31]

ZZ Top are now sponsoring a yacht...???

[Tark1 0]

"Sure you can borrow the boat mate. Just pull her out and give the bottom a quick clean and she's all yours", the prick said!

[Next Level 15]

"Furry muff" 

[Weyalan 237]

What was the name of that Doctor lady again?

[Tobi_hh 0]

Hiding of underwater appandages is finally trickeling down from the America's Cup to local club racing... however, rule changes require to use organic materials by now.

[Black Sox 660]

Anchor? We don't need no stinkin' anchor!

[sweetaction1 0]

It's not weed , it's my playoff beard!

[groundhog 1]

2 hours ago, HILLY said:

ZZ Top are now sponsoring a yacht...???

You got there first... "ZZ Bottom".

[REIRA 0]

-What boat is it?

+Hipster 6KSB

[DavidG 2]

That NACA 64 series keel has made FA diference to our performance ...

[rmdanko 17]

DEA announced today that smugglers are getting increasingly innovate in their attempts to import weed......

[Loose Cannon 53]

Ed’s new boat Anarchy 5 picked up off Craig’s list...

[Glenn McCarthy 188]

.3 ksb

[BobBill 111]

Lord foils!

[BobBill 111]

38 minutes ago, groundhog said:

You got there first... "ZZ Bottom".

Makes sense to me!

[BobBill 111]

Invasive species?

[BobBill 111]

Yer shittin me!

[zues 1]

fuzzy bottom

 

[sham69 0]

Gotta love the new Jerry BrownDown brand antifouling paint

[D Brennan 1]

The latest in nano-tech speed coatings.... Snail Snot!

[zvikingz 0]

Three-day gin bender beard!

[.Q. 2]

A sailing rednecks answer to the muscle car... a mussel boat.

[kpulliam 0]

They said if I musseled up I would get faster.

[Rum Runner 315]

I think it would look better with a Brazilian wax.  

[Orcrist 0]

Isis entry into the VOR

[funky.salup 0]

Playoffs are over, time for a shave. Bic it!

[RobbieB 1,064]

This girl could use a day and the nail and wax spa.

 

[BobBill 111]

Holy Moley!

[Schakel 124]

Lets get this thing foiling....

[pp492 0]

That's the last time I'll pay that diver to clean my boat

[monsters inc 12]

Who said dumping your holding tank was hard on the environment 

[Norse Horse 606]

[Stocky 10]

Surely the weeds won't slow us down.

[Remodel 431]

Rimas learns sailboat maintenance from Reid Stowe.

[lossfactor 0]

Reminds me of when I exposed the "bottomsides" of the French girl I was dating....

[Norse Horse 606]

[kent_island_sailor 3,421]

I am so going to ask that diver for a refund!

[burndoc 152]

Blackbeard's boat found

[Topmast 46]

Don King's new ride.....

[Lark 1,438]

Reynolds-Averaged Navier–Stokes computations are  not fully capable of considering both viscous and rotational effects of non laminar viscous flow on an efficient cruising hull in varied sea states.    I've developed my own model, "Random Unchecked Motion"  which shows that for classic Con Tiki style cruising non laminar enhanced turbulence is critical for maximum effective leeway and full utilization of available currents.   I chartered and specially outfitted test boat which recently completed a stealth cruise.   It conclusively proved my theories, and also showed the unexpected fringe benefit of sliding over Texas Reef without damage.   This allows the benefit of a robust semi custom Origami design to be realized in a flimsy fiberglass hull without expensive retrofitting.  The passive inertial dampening aspects of robust foliage growth also helps minimize seasickness.

[Lex Teredo 257]

"Carl's friends questioned whether he had actually read the section in his Melges 32 owner' s manual describing 'a fast racing bottom'." 

[Lex Teredo 257]

"BaltoPlate in the Chesapeake?  Sure.  It'll work just fine.  Just gotta remember to clean it every once in a while." 

[woudaboy 21]

Don't drag me down.

[kent_island_sailor 3,421]

8 minutes ago, Lex Teredo said:

"BaltoPlate in the Chesapeake?  Sure.  It'll work just fine.  Just gotta remember to clean it every once in a while." 

I quit buying the stuff when I realized I was diving just as often as if I had no paint at all

[RoyD 0]

10 hours ago, Editor said:

This week's caption contest is brought to you by Zhik! And the best three captions, as judged solely by the ed after a three-day gin bender, each get unspecified, but surely cool Zhik swag. Get going!

0 knot shitbox

[proaudio22 0]

See, boats DO grow on trees!

When the mighty travel lift plucked this specimen from the water, the roots came out with it. 

[puffpuffpass 0]

That's one hell of a landing strip

[Emerson00 0]

I heard beards were in style?

[Cwinsor 133]

1 hour ago, Norse Horse said:

Winner

[PirateDave 10]

When Letterman retired and grew a wooly beard, his boat followed suit

[nolatom 329]

"Radical new bottom-treatment discovery gives amazing race results in following current with no wind!!!"

Subtitle:  "DDWFTTW"

(Get yours now--and if you order right away, we'll give you a *second* treatment FREE, you pay just "shipping and handling"!  Operators standing by..)

C

[comcrudesgru8 117]

photoshop of Rimas boat and Clean's beard

[Norse Horse 606]

[Bcubed 15]

Carpet doesn't match the draperies.

[basketcase 382]

From the makers of chia pet.

[guerdon 143]

Vegan speed polish, formally used on French pros.

[TMcL 0]

No wonder we couldn't hold a lane.

 

[AndreasE 10]

This boat is so hairy it sounds sounds like Chewbacca when it is lifted out of the water 
 

[brettphillips 1]

PHRF Rating Beater....needs some work.

[connorneedham92 0]

McLube's new Hullkote is really pushing the boundaries for high performance sailing

[@last 25]

Although the new antifoulant is 100% organic the chemist working on the formula didn't understand the goal was to retard growth, not enhance it.

(thinking would be nice with a cartoon similiar to the far side daily desk calender's with the chemist in a lab coat, two diagrams showing bottom with growth and without, his boss pointing out diagrams, etc)

[BobBill 111]

"Life's a bi...Yikes!

[jwhj30 2]

I'll tell you once again, "The is no advantage to dry-sailing a boat!!!"

[Left Shift 2,666]

Now pitching for the Chicago Cubs.....

[Spyro The Dragon 2]

I'm here for the Brazilian wax job....

[RATM 53]

Miss November 1973

[A guy in the Chesapeake 1,674]

Bearded Clams?   Ya don't say... 

 

[madohe 101]

I'd like to be, under the sea,

In an octopus' garden in the shade.....

[GauchoGreg 227]

11 hours ago, PaulinVictoria said:

70s boat,70s bush

Winner.

[INTER 20 16]

Duck Dynasty gets into sailing.

 

 

[Lex Teredo 257]

2 hours ago, kent_island_sailor said:

I quit buying the stuff when I realized I was diving just as often as if I had no paint at all

See?  It's funny because it's true & etc. 

[casc27 113]

F'ing hipster beards now afflicting sailboats.

[Radsailor 1]

Do you think this beard makes me look old ?

[Laser1 470]

Dogs look like their owners - Clean's boat looks like him

[Handsailor 1]

The newest Barry Carroll boat!! It hides the delamination!!