Editor 170 #1 Posted October 23, 2017 This week's caption contest is brought to you by Zhik! And the best three captions, as judged solely by the ed after a three-day gin bender, each get unspecified, but surely cool Zhik swag. Get going! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bonbridge215 1 #2 Posted October 23, 2017 She was a bearded lady, like no other... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
O40_77885 0 #3 Posted October 23, 2017 Anybody see Fred, he fell off. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goofy 0 #4 Posted October 23, 2017 A quick pressure wash should do the trick! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FromTheRail 62 #5 Posted October 23, 2017 Fuck.......i've got a boat on my weed....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gouvernail 1,107 #6 Posted October 23, 2017 California Approved Antifoulant after one month. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gouvernail 1,107 #7 Posted October 23, 2017 Environmentally friendly antifoulant 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gouvernail 1,107 #8 Posted October 23, 2017 Salad for the whole family 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scallywag13 0 #9 Posted October 23, 2017 Full bush. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gouvernail 1,107 #10 Posted October 23, 2017 Obottomcare as managed by Mitch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gouvernail 1,107 #11 Posted October 23, 2017 @fstbttmsAccused by Coast Guard of operating contract Bottom Cleaning Scam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PaulinVictoria 47 #12 Posted October 23, 2017 70s boat,70s bush Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madohe 101 #13 Posted October 23, 2017 the trick, now, is to get'em all swimmin' in the same direction..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madohe 101 #14 Posted October 23, 2017 So that's what's been holding a certain Rawson 30 together....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FromTheRail 62 #15 Posted October 23, 2017 "Get the chainsaw out" Is it for the boat or the weed...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Megaparsec 0 #16 Posted October 23, 2017 "stranger things" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gouvernail 1,107 #17 Posted October 23, 2017 After yet another thorough trouncing, the J-105 fleet demanded Harvey pull his boat so the bottom could be inspected for illegal modifications Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigballs 0 #18 Posted October 23, 2017 Unlike George W. Bush, this bush will be easier to get rid of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeoV 786 #19 Posted October 23, 2017 Biomechanical engineering is advancing, now you can grow a boat out of weed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rskiff 76 #21 Posted October 23, 2017 the lengths people go to hide their appendages Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
See Level 261 #22 Posted October 23, 2017 The ad on Craigslist said "Boat is in excellent condition and bottom painted last spring" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ArchimeDesign 1 #23 Posted October 23, 2017 suits of AkzoNobel said the anti fouling works fine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HILLY 29 #24 Posted October 23, 2017 ZZ Top are now sponsoring a yacht...??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tark1 0 #25 Posted October 23, 2017 "Sure you can borrow the boat mate. Just pull her out and give the bottom a quick clean and she's all yours", the prick said! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Next Level 12 #26 Posted October 23, 2017 "Furry muff" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weyalan 51 #27 Posted October 23, 2017 What was the name of that Doctor lady again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tobi_hh 0 #28 Posted October 23, 2017 Hiding of underwater appandages is finally trickeling down from the America's Cup to local club racing... however, rule changes require to use organic materials by now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Sox 166 #29 Posted October 23, 2017 Anchor? We don't need no stinkin' anchor! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sweetaction1 0 #30 Posted October 23, 2017 It's not weed , it's my playoff beard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groundhog 1 #31 Posted October 23, 2017 2 hours ago, HILLY said: ZZ Top are now sponsoring a yacht...??? You got there first... "ZZ Bottom". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
REIRA 0 #32 Posted October 23, 2017 -What boat is it? +Hipster 6KSB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidG 2 #33 Posted October 23, 2017 That NACA 64 series keel has made FA diference to our performance ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rmdanko 6 #34 Posted October 23, 2017 DEA announced today that smugglers are getting increasingly innovate in their attempts to import weed...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Loose Cannon 36 #35 Posted October 23, 2017 Ed’s new boat Anarchy 5 picked up off Craig’s list... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glenn McCarthy 101 #36 Posted October 23, 2017 .3 ksb Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobBill 71 #38 Posted October 23, 2017 38 minutes ago, groundhog said: You got there first... "ZZ Bottom". Makes sense to me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobBill 71 #39 Posted October 23, 2017 Invasive species? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobBill 71 #40 Posted October 23, 2017 Yer shittin me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sham69 0 #42 Posted October 23, 2017 Gotta love the new Jerry BrownDown brand antifouling paint Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D Brennan 1 #43 Posted October 23, 2017 The latest in nano-tech speed coatings.... Snail Snot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zvikingz 0 #44 Posted October 23, 2017 Three-day gin bender beard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
.Q. 2 #45 Posted October 23, 2017 A sailing rednecks answer to the muscle car... a mussel boat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kpulliam 0 #46 Posted October 23, 2017 They said if I musseled up I would get faster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rum Runner 195 #47 Posted October 23, 2017 I think it would look better with a Brazilian wax. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orcrist 0 #48 Posted October 23, 2017 Isis entry into the VOR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funky.salup 0 #49 Posted October 23, 2017 Playoffs are over, time for a shave. Bic it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobbieB 286 #50 Posted October 23, 2017 This girl could use a day and the nail and wax spa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
schakel488 54 #52 Posted October 23, 2017 Lets get this thing foiling.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pp492 0 #53 Posted October 23, 2017 That's the last time I'll pay that diver to clean my boat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monsters inc 11 #54 Posted October 23, 2017 Who said dumping your holding tank was hard on the environment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stocky 5 #56 Posted October 23, 2017 Surely the weeds won't slow us down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remodel 107 #57 Posted October 23, 2017 Rimas learns sailboat maintenance from Reid Stowe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lossfactor 0 #58 Posted October 23, 2017 Reminds me of when I exposed the "bottomsides" of the French girl I was dating.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kent_island_sailor 1,713 #60 Posted October 23, 2017 I am so going to ask that diver for a refund! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
burndoc 68 #61 Posted October 23, 2017 Blackbeard's boat found Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Topmast 4 #62 Posted October 23, 2017 Don King's new ride..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lark 803 #63 Posted October 23, 2017 Reynolds-Averaged Navier–Stokes computations are not fully capable of considering both viscous and rotational effects of non laminar viscous flow on an efficient cruising hull in varied sea states. I've developed my own model, "Random Unchecked Motion" which shows that for classic Con Tiki style cruising non laminar enhanced turbulence is critical for maximum effective leeway and full utilization of available currents. I chartered and specially outfitted test boat which recently completed a stealth cruise. It conclusively proved my theories, and also showed the unexpected fringe benefit of sliding over Texas Reef without damage. This allows the benefit of a robust semi custom Origami design to be realized in a flimsy fiberglass hull without expensive retrofitting. The passive inertial dampening aspects of robust foliage growth also helps minimize seasickness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lex Teredo 180 #64 Posted October 23, 2017 "Carl's friends questioned whether he had actually read the section in his Melges 32 owner' s manual describing 'a fast racing bottom'." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lex Teredo 180 #65 Posted October 23, 2017 "BaltoPlate in the Chesapeake? Sure. It'll work just fine. Just gotta remember to clean it every once in a while." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
woudaboy 7 #66 Posted October 23, 2017 Don't drag me down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kent_island_sailor 1,713 #67 Posted October 23, 2017 8 minutes ago, Lex Teredo said: "BaltoPlate in the Chesapeake? Sure. It'll work just fine. Just gotta remember to clean it every once in a while." I quit buying the stuff when I realized I was diving just as often as if I had no paint at all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoyD 0 #68 Posted October 23, 2017 10 hours ago, Editor said: This week's caption contest is brought to you by Zhik! And the best three captions, as judged solely by the ed after a three-day gin bender, each get unspecified, but surely cool Zhik swag. Get going! 0 knot shitbox Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
proaudio22 0 #69 Posted October 23, 2017 See, boats DO grow on trees! When the mighty travel lift plucked this specimen from the water, the roots came out with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puffpuffpass 0 #70 Posted October 23, 2017 That's one hell of a landing strip Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emerson00 0 #71 Posted October 23, 2017 I heard beards were in style? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cwinsor 93 #72 Posted October 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Norse Horse said: Winner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PirateDave 8 #73 Posted October 23, 2017 When Letterman retired and grew a wooly beard, his boat followed suit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nolatom 221 #74 Posted October 23, 2017 "Radical new bottom-treatment discovery gives amazing race results in following current with no wind!!!" Subtitle: "DDWFTTW" (Get yours now--and if you order right away, we'll give you a *second* treatment FREE, you pay just "shipping and handling"! Operators standing by..) C Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
comcrudesgru8 115 #75 Posted October 23, 2017 photoshop of Rimas boat and Clean's beard 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bcubed 7 #77 Posted October 23, 2017 Carpet doesn't match the draperies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
basketcase 71 #78 Posted October 23, 2017 From the makers of chia pet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guerdon 52 #79 Posted October 23, 2017 Vegan speed polish, formally used on French pros. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TMcL 0 #80 Posted October 23, 2017 No wonder we couldn't hold a lane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndreasE 9 #81 Posted October 23, 2017 This boat is so hairy it sounds sounds like Chewbacca when it is lifted out of the water Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brettphillips 1 #82 Posted October 23, 2017 PHRF Rating Beater....needs some work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
connorneedham92 0 #83 Posted October 23, 2017 McLube's new Hullkote is really pushing the boundaries for high performance sailing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
@last 9 #84 Posted October 23, 2017 Although the new antifoulant is 100% organic the chemist working on the formula didn't understand the goal was to retard growth, not enhance it. (thinking would be nice with a cartoon similiar to the far side daily desk calender's with the chemist in a lab coat, two diagrams showing bottom with growth and without, his boss pointing out diagrams, etc) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobBill 71 #85 Posted October 23, 2017 "Life's a bi...Yikes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jwhj30 1 #86 Posted October 23, 2017 I'll tell you once again, "The is no advantage to dry-sailing a boat!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Left Shift 1,218 #87 Posted October 23, 2017 Now pitching for the Chicago Cubs..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spyro The Dragon 1 #88 Posted October 23, 2017 I'm here for the Brazilian wax job.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RATM 34 #89 Posted October 23, 2017 Miss November 1973 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A guy in the Chesapeake 1,129 #90 Posted October 23, 2017 Bearded Clams? Ya don't say... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madohe 101 #91 Posted October 23, 2017 I'd like to be, under the sea, In an octopus' garden in the shade..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GauchoGreg 121 #92 Posted October 23, 2017 11 hours ago, PaulinVictoria said: 70s boat,70s bush Winner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
INTER 20 13 #93 Posted October 23, 2017 Duck Dynasty gets into sailing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lex Teredo 180 #94 Posted October 23, 2017 2 hours ago, kent_island_sailor said: I quit buying the stuff when I realized I was diving just as often as if I had no paint at all See? It's funny because it's true & etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
casc27 48 #95 Posted October 23, 2017 F'ing hipster beards now afflicting sailboats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radsailor 0 #96 Posted October 23, 2017 Do you think this beard makes me look old ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laser1 268 #97 Posted October 23, 2017 Dogs look like their owners - Clean's boat looks like him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handsailor 1 #98 Posted October 23, 2017 The newest Barry Carroll boat!! It hides the delamination!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
