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This week's caption contest is brought to you by Zhik! And the best three captions, as judged solely by the ed after a three-day gin bender, each get unspecified, but surely cool Zhik swag. Get going!

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the trick, now, is to get'em all swimmin' in the same direction.....

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So that's what's been holding a certain Rawson 30 together.......

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After yet another thorough trouncing, the J-105 fleet demanded Harvey pull his boat so the bottom could be inspected for illegal modifications 

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Biomechanical engineering is advancing, now you can grow a boat out of weed.

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"Sure you can borrow the boat mate. Just pull her out and give the bottom a quick clean and she's all yours", the prick said!

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Hiding of underwater appandages is finally trickeling down from the America's Cup to local club racing... however, rule changes require to use organic materials by now.

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DEA announced today that smugglers are getting increasingly innovate in their attempts to import weed......

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38 minutes ago, groundhog said:

You got there first... "ZZ Bottom".

Makes sense to me!

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Playoffs are over, time for a shave. Bic it!

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Who said dumping your holding tank was hard on the environment 

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Rimas learns sailboat maintenance from Reid Stowe.

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Reynolds-Averaged Navier–Stokes computations are  not fully capable of considering both viscous and rotational effects of non laminar viscous flow on an efficient cruising hull in varied sea states.    I've developed my own model, "Random Unchecked Motion"  which shows that for classic Con Tiki style cruising non laminar enhanced turbulence is critical for maximum effective leeway and full utilization of available currents.   I chartered and specially outfitted test boat which recently completed a stealth cruise.   It conclusively proved my theories, and also showed the unexpected fringe benefit of sliding over Texas Reef without damage.   This allows the benefit of a robust semi custom Origami design to be realized in a flimsy fiberglass hull without expensive retrofitting.  The passive inertial dampening aspects of robust foliage growth also helps minimize seasickness.

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"Carl's friends questioned whether he had actually read the section in his Melges 32 owner' s manual describing 'a fast racing bottom'." 

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"BaltoPlate in the Chesapeake?  Sure.  It'll work just fine.  Just gotta remember to clean it every once in a while." 

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8 minutes ago, Lex Teredo said:

"BaltoPlate in the Chesapeake?  Sure.  It'll work just fine.  Just gotta remember to clean it every once in a while." 

I quit buying the stuff when I realized I was diving just as often as if I had no paint at all :rolleyes:

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10 hours ago, Editor said:

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This week's caption contest is brought to you by Zhik! And the best three captions, as judged solely by the ed after a three-day gin bender, each get unspecified, but surely cool Zhik swag. Get going!

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"Radical new bottom-treatment discovery gives amazing race results in following current with no wind!!!"

Subtitle:  "DDWFTTW"

(Get yours now--and if you order right away, we'll give you a *second* treatment FREE, you pay just "shipping and handling"!  Operators standing by..)

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From the makers of chia pet.

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Although the new antifoulant is 100% organic the chemist working on the formula didn't understand the goal was to retard growth, not enhance it.

(thinking would be nice with a cartoon similiar to the far side daily desk calender's with the chemist in a lab coat, two diagrams showing bottom with growth and without, his boss pointing out diagrams, etc)

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I'd like to be, under the sea,

In an octopus' garden in the shade.....

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2 hours ago, kent_island_sailor said:

I quit buying the stuff when I realized I was diving just as often as if I had no paint at all :rolleyes:

See?  It's funny because it's true & etc. 

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