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Fuck if we know about any of this, but it seems pretty believable given what morons these two appear to be. We've been known to be fans of a little BDSM from time to time, so we aren't judging, but god damn if this isn't funny as hell! From the UK's Daily Mail...

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EXCLUSIVE: Truth about the bungling yachtswomen 'lost at sea for five months' - one was crash-prone 'kinky sailor' who paid for trip by working as a dominatrix - and the other had never sailed at all (and now they're planning to write a book)

Jennifer Appel, 48, and Tasha Fuiava, 27, say they were lost at sea for months before being rescued by the US Navy 900 miles off the coast of Japan on October 25
The women said that they set out from Honolulu on a 50ft sailboat called the Sea Nymph on May 3 but a series of conflicting claims have been made since, causing confusion about their story

Now DailyMailTV can reveal that Appel was a self styled 'kinky sailor' (that's her pictured having a little spank session)who set off from Hawaii in an 'unseaworthy' yacht after paying for the trip by working as a dominatrix and an exotic dancer

Appel was also an erotic novelist, a landscape architect and organic farmer. The petite blonde had a history of maritime catastrophes as she crashed her first boat, the FSOW, in an accident in January 2012

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That story just gets stranger and stranger. It's way into YCMTSU territory now.

Below the neck she's pretty hot for a 48 Y.O.

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This is going to be a great book!!!!!..... WOW... 

 

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If only Rimas was along for the ride... and I mean Ride. 

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17 minutes ago, oceaneer said:

This is going to be a great book!!!!!..... WOW... 

 

BJ posted some excerpts from her other book. It's really bad.

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I'ed rather hit a Raccoon :unsure:

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1 hour ago, Editor said:

Fuck if we know about any of this, but it seems pretty believable given what morons these two appear to be. We've been known to be fans of a little BDSM from time to time, so we aren't judging, but god damn if this isn't funny as hell! From the UK's Daily Mail...

idiot-1.jpg

EXCLUSIVE: Truth about the bungling yachtswomen 'lost at sea for five months' - one was crash-prone 'kinky sailor' who paid for trip by working as a dominatrix - and the other had never sailed at all (and now they're planning to write a book)

Jennifer Appel, 48, and Tasha Fuiava, 27, say they were lost at sea for months before being rescued by the US Navy 900 miles off the coast of Japan on October 25
The women said that they set out from Honolulu on a 50ft sailboat called the Sea Nymph on May 3 but a series of conflicting claims have been made since, causing confusion about their story

Now DailyMailTV can reveal that Appel was a self styled 'kinky sailor' (that's her pictured having a little spank session)who set off from Hawaii in an 'unseaworthy' yacht after paying for the trip by working as a dominatrix and an exotic dancer

Appel was also an erotic novelist, a landscape architect and organic farmer. The petite blonde had a history of maritime catastrophes as she crashed her first boat, the FSOW, in an accident in January 2012

Read more.

You have to, MUST, have Allan Block interview them.

He's definitely the right guy for this job.

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What a load of crap to dig up a bunch of un-associated salacious background to keep the stupid story playing.

Concentrate on the gross incompetence of the skipper - fair play,  but this ?   ohhhhh sex,  NAUGHTY Sex !!!!

What a bunch of pathetic prudes.

Either they are desperate to generate clicks (surprise) or the girl is playing them to keep the story alive long enough to get the book deal.

 

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54 minutes ago, Ishmael said:

Eeeew. Bad bolt-ons.

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Which ones Matt Lauer, you decide

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8 minutes ago, Great Red Shark said:

What a load of crap to dig up a bunch of un-associated salacious background to keep the stupid story playing.

Concentrate on the gross incompetence of the skipper - fair play,  but this ?   ohhhhh sex,  NAUGHTY Sex !!!!

What a bunch of pathetic prudes.

Either they are desperate to generate clicks (surprise) or the girl is playing them to keep the story alive long enough to get the book deal.

 

It seems to be Appel that's selling sex. Which is fine...at least she's paying her way instead of mooching off Morman Islanders like Rimas. It's still pretty freaking hilarious.  The truth would make a better story than her fabricated one. Not sure how many companies will buy into product placement deals with a dominatrix stripper skipper...at least nautical ones. Maybe Kenyon is thinking about selling stripper poles?...

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Now that I have seen the photos of the first boat she wrecked, the problem is obvious.

The mid eighties 15 hp Johnson out board motors never ran properly. Nearly every month there would be a new " fix " for the problem. They would run real sweet, then quit.

The rest of the sex story line is just trash, to pad a news story. But a couple of lines were worth the effort of reading. She was not very bright said one lady.

Also the story about the mast is confusing. Was it fixed. Who knows.

They look like boltons to me, but that is beside the point.

Unkle Crusty

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1 hour ago, Great Red Shark said:

What a load of crap to dig up a bunch of un-associated salacious background to keep the stupid story playing.

Concentrate on the gross incompetence of the skipper - fair play,  but this ?   ohhhhh sex,  NAUGHTY Sex !!!!

What a bunch of pathetic prudes.

This, many times over. 

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2 hours ago, Great Red Shark said:

What a load of crap to dig up a bunch of un-associated salacious background to keep the stupid story playing.

Concentrate on the gross incompetence of the skipper - fair play,  but this ?   ohhhhh sex,  NAUGHTY Sex !!!!

What a bunch of pathetic prudes.

Either they are desperate to generate clicks (surprise) or the girl is playing them to keep the story alive long enough to get the book deal.

 

The sex stuff amusing, but the background, in general, is a bit indicative of someone who may be...opportunistic. Don't care much what someone does in their spare time or for fun, but the whole picture is of someone who has a hard time keeping shit on the rails in life.

But the writing? The books are the real horror here. The English language is the real victim.

 

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Girls and the story ridiculously irrelevant! Any one concerned that the US Navy is apparently so desperate for a good news story that they fell for and promoted this tripe!

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reading the daily mail article I noticed something, so I did some digging on her and found all sorts of gold I thought someone might find interesting or hilarious

Warning, NONE OF THIS IS SAFE FOR WORK!

1) She's a squirter; https://www.clips4sale.com/studio/35347/speedqueen08 (hint, click titles for preview clips, crazy shit!)

2) Her Niagara Falls erotica "book" refers to her squirting; https://web.archive.org/web/20101130075750/http://suncoastproductions.biz/studio/35347

3) it seems 14" is what it takes to go balls deep with her; https://passion.com/profile/speedqueen08?pid=p38260&pg=1

4) she likes to make videos; https://heatedaffairs.com/blog/speedqueen08/another-video-2172327?dcb=heatedaffairs.com

5) and lastly, she rambles with even less sense than some of the people on here; https://adultfriendfinder.com/p/blog.cgi?who=r%2CHECJzW3Jy1dyRhdYaY1mur_SwN98do6l5kNSJaN3kZ0whVMbYWJSYPbg4S7F8YGFqDPTtGPXKaKx0J2EMLIy5LxhDXrySyLOj3a4UZ4g2VOGCRTe8Wdn952a_yctNm4VbK0lFQuZoVyYGs2RR8yhhw--&site=ffadult&lang=english&m=&mkwid=&qid=2979087&group_id=442379&action=view_blog_post&default_site=ffadult&ANON_CONFIRM=TRUE

 

 

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6 hours ago, bodega87 said:
7 hours ago, Great Red Shark said:

What a load of crap to dig up a bunch of un-associated salacious background to keep the stupid story playing.

Concentrate on the gross incompetence of the skipper - fair play,  but this ?   ohhhhh sex,  NAUGHTY Sex !!!!

What a bunch of pathetic prudes.

This, many times over. 

Remember where you are.

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Can't we just let this story go and get on with our lives? How is this even remotely related to sailing?

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13 minutes ago, badsko said:

Can't we just let this story go and get on with our lives? How is this even remotely related to sailing?

It's not related to sailing as we know it, but it is the train wreck that you can't take your eyes away from!!

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12 hours ago, Parma said:

You have to, MUST, have Allan Block interview them.

He's definitely the right guy for this job.

Agree.

It would make the front page real.

FB- Doug

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4 hours ago, FillYourBoots said:
10 hours ago, bodega87 said:
12 hours ago, Great Red Shark said:

What a load of crap to dig up a bunch of un-associated salacious background to keep the stupid story playing.

Concentrate on the gross incompetence of the skipper - fair play,  but this ?   ohhhhh sex,  NAUGHTY Sex !!!!

What a bunch of pathetic prudes.

This, many times over. 

Remember where you are.

Right

This isn't Sailing Nicey-Nice.

I will leave that there for anybody who wants to take it a step further.

FB- Doug

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34 minutes ago, badsko said:

Can't we just let this story go and get on with our lives? How is this even remotely related to sailing?

Her kinky sailor bosun's chair (pic from Daily Mail article) - how can you not love this?

Would you go up the mast in that (and wearing black stilettos)?  Poor seamanship on her part, I'd say.

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1 hour ago, badsko said:

Can't we just let this story go and get on with our lives? How is this even remotely related to sailing?

Of course you can,  you can let this go any time you want. But something keeps pulling you back in.

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Ok, serious question - when you aren't whipping your sub's ass with a black leather riding crop, and in your spare time you end up accidentally driving your boat aground on a Hawaiian reef, etc., (as Appel did earlier), how does one pay for the presumably very expensive removal of the hull, environmental clean up fee, etc.?  As I understand it, the state of Hawaii imposes hefty fines/fees for boats that go up on reefs there.

Is there an insurance policy available to boats in Hawaii for such accidents?  I can only imagine the fees involved if you had to pay out of pocket.

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27 minutes ago, Jud - s/v Sputnik said:

Ok, serious question - when you aren't whipping your sub's ass with a black leather riding crop, and in your spare time you end up accidentally driving your boat aground on a Hawaiian reef, etc., (as Appel did earlier), how does one pay for the presumably very expensive removal of the hull, environmental clean up fee, etc.?  As I understand it, the state of Hawaii imposes hefty fines/fees for boats that go up on reefs there.

Is there an insurance policy available to boats in Hawaii for such accidents?  I can only imagine the fees involved if you had to pay out of pocket.

IIRC, she had insurance on the wrecked boat. They may have paid for removal. IDK if there were fines, or if they were paid. 

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They missed a great opportunity by not calling their boat "CUP"

or "Juan CUP"

or  Floatin Hawian 

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9 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

Woe, she dose looke licke Marlin Brando!

I think Brando had bigger breasts, toward the end.

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8 hours ago, albatross said:

Girls and the story ridiculously irrelevant! Any one concerned that the US Navy is apparently so desperate for a good news story that they fell for and promoted this tripe!

I'd suggest that these days in the Pacific Command they're more interested in promoting stories about anyone less competent than themselves.

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...there's a whipped into shape joke in there somewhere...

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4 hours ago, badsko said:

Can't we just let this story go and get on with our lives? How is this even remotely related to sailing?

You could always leave this place and get on with your own life, rather than telling others what to do. 

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49 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

I'd suggest that these days in the Pacific Command they're more interested in promoting stories about anyone less competent than themselves.

Hot Rod is landlocked, Reid has retired, that just leaves Rimas and these ladies.

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This story is way more fun than Rimas ever was.

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This all beats the Shit CNN & FOX have been spoon feeding those paying for content for the past 4 years or so (maybe 16+)

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6 hours ago, badsko said:

Can't we just let this story go and get on with our lives? How is this even remotely related to sailing?

It is remotely related to tits. That'll do, hmkay? 

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13 minutes ago, 10thTonner said:

It is remotely related to tits. That'll do, hmkay? 

good points

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9 minutes ago, By the lee said:

They looked fake to me.

I think everything about her is fake. 

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Well no wonder they had no control over the sails. All the sheets and halyards were used to tie up the naughtier girl...

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