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She is definitely her father's daughter.

Unless the mailman was a wall-eyed suck ass too.....

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I want to know if, under that morass of facial ticks, grimaces, and condescending muscle spasms, does she have a tell when she’s knowingly gassing a whopper?

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4 minutes ago, Amati said:

I want to know if, under that morass of facial ticks, grimaces, and condescending muscle spasms, does she have a tell when she’s knowingly gassing a whopper?

nah.

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4 minutes ago, Mrleft8 said:

nah.

Noooooooooooooooooo!

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30 minutes ago, Left Shift said:

Or...as my wife calls her..."Suckabee".

i never thought i'd miss Sean Spicer

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44 minutes ago, Amati said:

I want to know if, under that morass of facial ticks, grimaces, and condescending muscle spasms, does she have a tell when she’s knowingly gassing a whopper?

She looks like the kind of person that gasses a lot of whoppers, if you get my drift.

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3 hours ago, Ishmael said:

She looks like the kind of person that gasses a lot of whoppers, if you get my drift.

Egads, sir.  

Egads.........

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4 hours ago, Amati said:

I want to know if, under that morass of facial ticks, grimaces, and condescending muscle spasms, does she have a tell when she’s knowingly gassing a whopper?

Generally it's that she starts flapping her lips.

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AFAIAC this one says all that needs to be said about her.

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12 hours ago, B.J. Porter said:

Generally it's that she starts flapping her lips.

Sorry, I don't look between her legs.  

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15 hours ago, B.J. Porter said:

Generally it's that she starts flapping her lips.

Like a vent fan that comes on automatically..... Her ass hole belches out something related to what's coming out of her mouth, and her labia start flapping frantically to exhaust the fumes from her immediate vicinity....

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the queen of the queef 

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Sarah is an unappreciated genius.  I will never know how she can keep a straight face with some of that stuff.  I just do not have the ability to spout stuff like that without laughing, though I did talk an old lady into spraying hairspray into her phone in an effort to improve clarity, during a prank call when I was a kid, and held it together pretty well for that, and I could get five taxis and a couple of pizzas to show up at the same vacant house within five minutes of each other, without giving it away by laughing.  But her stuff is so nuanced.  Muhammad Saeed al-Sahaf couldn't keep a straight face with some of it.  She is the master of the genre.  

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4 minutes ago, Sol Rosenberg said:

Sarah is an unappreciated genius.  I will never know how she can keep a straight face with some of that stuff.  I just do not have the ability to spout stuff like that without laughing, though I did talk an old lady into spraying hairspray into her phone in an effort to improve clarity, during a prank call when I was a kid, and held it together pretty well for that, and I could get five taxis and a couple of pizzas to show up at the same vacant house within five minutes of each other, without giving it away by laughing.  But her stuff is so nuanced.  Muhammad Saeed al-Sahaf couldn't keep a straight face with some of it.  She is the master of the genre.  

I marveled at that at first too.  But as time went on, O am convinced that she really believes that shit.  Trump is her hero, she gets feisty when the press starts getting rough.  Put yourself in her shoes.  She has reached the pinnacle and she will do anything to defend that piece of shit.

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On 1/20/2018 at 8:43 AM, Sol Rosenberg said:

Sarah is an unappreciated genius.  I will never know how she can keep a straight face with some of that stuff.  I just do not have the ability to spout stuff like that without laughing, though I did talk an old lady into spraying hairspray into her phone in an effort to improve clarity, during a prank call when I was a kid, and held it together pretty well for that, and I could get five taxis and a couple of pizzas to show up at the same vacant house within five minutes of each other, without giving it away by laughing.  But her stuff is so nuanced.  Muhammad Saeed al-Sahaf couldn't keep a straight face with some of it.  She is the master of the genre.  

Straight face? She looks like a Picasso painting on a good day. 

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On 1/20/2018 at 8:50 AM, Ed Lada said:

I marveled at that at first too.  But as time went on, O am convinced that she really believes that shit.  Trump is her hero, she gets feisty when the press starts getting rough.  Put yourself in her shoes.  She has reached the pinnacle and she will do anything to defend that piece of shit.

Peter Principle poster child.

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1 hour ago, B.J. Porter said:

Straight face? She looks like a Picasso painting on a good day. 

Can anyone here do that photoshop trick of taking one side of a face and making the other side match it?

She is so incredibly asymmetric that I would love to see her two faces out of that process.

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On 1/19/2018 at 3:29 PM, Mrleft8 said:

Like a vent fan that comes on automatically..... Her ass hole belches out something related to what's coming out of her mouth, and her labia start flapping frantically to exhaust the fumes from her immediate vicinity....

Let us save that for posterity!!!!

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we really could do with a cartoon thread :rolleyes:

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Borowitz -

Thank God they take care to label his stuff as “Satire”. With this bunch, you never can tell. 

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On 19/01/2018 at 6:54 PM, Ed Lada said:

Sorry, I don't look between her legs.  

:unsure::o:o

A mental image I really didn't need!

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On 19/01/2018 at 9:29 PM, Mrleft8 said:

Like a vent fan that comes on automatically..... Her ass hole belches out something related to what's coming out of her mouth, and her labia start flapping frantically to exhaust the fumes from her immediate vicinity....

Or that!

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Just wondering what Sarah would say if the bomber weren’t a white male?

 

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2 hours ago, Bus Driver said:

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is she putting on a few lbs. ?

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I don't understand how come Jack's not in this thread, bitching about "the left"'s sexism, and how classless it is to attack someone based on their appearance, and so on. 

I mean... for once he'd be right about something...

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AFAIAC this one says all that needs to be said about her.

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Now don't go insulting Uncle Fester....

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I don't understand how come Jack's not in this thread, bitching about "the left"'s sexism, and how classless it is to attack someone based on their appearance, and so on. 

I mean... for once he'd be right about something...

Thanks...I've been thinking about jumping in with that, you saved me the trouble.

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Don't get me wrong, I fucking loathe her. 

But the fact that she's ugly as sin, inside, doesn't justify bashing how she looks, outside.

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Don't get me wrong, I fucking loathe her. 

But the fact that she's ugly as sin, inside, doesn't justify bashing how she looks, outside.

No no...I get it.

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Man, I clearly remember the outrage from the Right when Nannyfucksgoats and company constantly posted all those pictures of ugly female Dems and good looking R's.  Now those were the daze.  oops forgot the purple.  And Sanders is a tool.  Yesterday at the end of a conversation with a couple Obama came up and she sez - except Obama is gay and his wife is a transvestite.  YCMTSU.  I responded - ma'am, you really need to broaden your news sources and left.

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Don't get me wrong, I fucking loathe her. 

But the fact that she's ugly as sin, inside, doesn't justify bashing how she looks, outside.

Yep.  For me, being a lying piece of shit is just about the lowest possible thing that someone could be.  It is doubly worse for that person to be in a position of conveying information, thereby giving her the chance to ignore questions actually asked and give bs answers to questions that were not asked.  Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly runs to the core.  

Helen Thomas was not an attractive woman, yet she had a reputation based on the merits of what she wrote.  

 

That said.  Does Tomi Lahren or whateverthehellhernameis have her position on Foxy News due to her reporting and/or professional accumen?  

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That said.  Does Tomi Lahren or whateverthehellhernameis have her position on Foxy News due to her reporting and/or professional accumen?  

I am of the opinion Tomi Lahren is laughing at us, as she deposits her checks.  My take is she has found a niche and is exploiting the shit out of it. 

By that, I mean she could easily be just as loud and confrontational in her criticism of Republicans/the Right. 

It's just that the Democrats/the Left don't pay as well.

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Don't get me wrong, I fucking loathe her. 

But the fact that she's ugly as sin, inside, doesn't justify bashing how she looks, outside.

Who needs justification?

She is Trumps official liar - that makes her fair game in any way you want - her words, her voice, her looks, her clothes - anything.

If you sell your soul to a creature like Trump then anything goes.

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Obliviously, she is a graduate of the Baghdad Bob Press Secretary school.....

 

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I am of the opinion Tomi Lahren is laughing at us, as she deposits her checks.  My take is she has found a niche and is exploiting the shit out of it. 

By that, I mean she could easily be just as loud and confrontational in her criticism of Republicans/the Right. 

It's just that the Democrats/the Left don't pay as well.

The alt-right kids think so, too.  They even have old social media posts (under her real name) to prove it.  That, or she pulled a 180 in under two years.

 

Who needs justification?

She is Trumps official liar - that makes her fair game in any way you want - her words, her voice, her looks, her clothes - anything.

If you sell your soul to a creature like Trump then anything goes.

That's only work if / when men in similar roles (Jeff Session is pretty funny-lookin, and how about that Mnuchin character?)  get the same treatment  -  and generally speaking, they don't.

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The alt-right kids think so, too.  They even have old social media posts (under her real name) to prove it.  That, or she pulled a 180 in under two years.

That's only work if / when men in similar roles (Jeff Session is pretty funny-lookin, and how about that Mnuchin character?)  get the same treatment  -  and generally speaking, they don't.

What's his name that preceded Huckleberry did.

Spicer.

We've had lots of fun with that chipmunk Sessions.

Munchkin is so fuckin' bland looking it's hard to come up with anything good and derogatory.

And don't get me started on the Orange Idiot.

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I don't understand how come Jack's not in this thread, bitching about "the left"'s sexism, and how classless it is to attack someone based on their appearance, and so on. 

I mean... for once he'd be right about something...

He just got owned by Sol & Benwynn having decided to mock Bill Clinton because he got caught with Lewinski, and the porn stars Trump has been caught cheating with are more attractive. His ass is going to be a little sore from that reaming, so you might have to give him a few days.

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I prefer to focus on job performance instead of looks, and I would be remiss if I did not point out what a fine job Granny Clampett is doing as AG. 

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I prefer to focus on job performance instead of looks, and I would be remiss if I did not point out what a fine job Granny Clampett is doing as AG. 

The gender reassignment seems to have worked well. Looks like it's going to take a few more quarts of testosterone to really kick in.

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He just got owned by Sol & Benwynn having decided to mock Bill Clinton because he got caught with Lewinski, and the porn stars Trump has been caught cheating with are more attractive. His ass is going to be a little sore from that reaming, so you might have to give him a few days.

Au contraire.

Your scenario would require someone in Hillary Jack's position to possess a shred of dignity and self-honesty.

I am confident Hillary Jack truly believes he "got them" with his back side of the butter-knife sharp intellect.

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I'm not a fan of Ms Sanders, but that roast went too far. Props to her taking it.

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48 minutes ago, Remodel said:

I'm not a fan of Ms Sanders, but that roast went too far. Props to her taking it.

It's a roast, I thought it was great.  If you have a thin skin (like her boss), you don't belong in politics.  Watch some of the old Friar's Club roasts, those people were brutal!

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Roasts now have generally degenerated into who can be the most disgusting.

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35 minutes ago, Mike G said:

 

This is the best response to the snowflakes that are bent out of shape.  

Huckabee and Conway are pieces of shit. They deserve as much ridicule that can be heaped on them

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She sleeps with dogs. She deserves the fleas.

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5 hours ago, Ed Lada said:

It's a roast, I thought it was great.  If you have a thin skin (like her boss), you don't belong in politics.  Watch some of the old Friar's Club roasts, those people were brutal!

Any links?

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This seems appropriate at this point.

 

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Huckabee is too ugly and both too caustic to serve a useful role like whoring.  

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While her routine was not my cup of tea, this guy does a good job of putting it in perspective. 

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Trump lies and insults people constantly. He is the president of the US.  Huckabee Sanders stands at the podium and lies and insults people every press conference.  She represents the president and speaks for him as she frequently reminds us.  The Right loves to excoriate 'snowflakes' on the Left.  Michelle Wolf said pussy and that SHS uses ashes under her eyes.  Nobody heard of Wolf until now, and are unlikely  to hear about her again after this faux outrage subsides.  She is a comedienne and and a private citizen.  Oh the horror, she insulted a few people! 

Trump is fond of claiming he is a fighter, that when someone hits him he hits back.  Bull shit.  When he gets hit, he cries.  He is a bully and a pussy with skin thinner than an onion.

Those people made their bed, they can reap what they have sown, their behavior has deprived them of any moral high ground.  HTFU, I have zero fucks to give for the snowflakes that were offended.  

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NASTY voice and not funny.

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56 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

NASTY voice and not funny.

I thought she was pretty funny at times, everybody got something. 

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22 minutes ago, Ed Lada said:

If Obama was any nicer, he would have been a black Jimmy Carter!

It's hard to believe that such a short time ago we actually had a classy President.

Remember those heady days when folks on the right were telling us how President and Mrs. Trump were going to restore dignity and class to the White House?

Mrs. Trump has conducted herself with grace and class.  She has been nothing but dignified.

On the other hand, her husband......

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didn't watch the "white house oscar's" and have only read a transcript of the joke but i'm left wondering about the outrage...if i understand said outrage correctly, it is NOT acceptable, at a roast and from a comedian, to mock someone. however, at a campaign rally, which is vastly different from a roast, it is not only acceptable but encouraged to mock a person

 

you literally cannot make this absurd shit up

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Dignity, poise, grace. Our Leader.

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42 minutes ago, aA said:

didn't watch the "white house oscar's" and have only read a transcript of the joke but i'm left wondering about the outrage...if i understand said outrage correctly, it is NOT acceptable, at a roast and from a comedian, to mock someone. however, at a campaign rally, which is vastly different from a roast, it is not only acceptable but encouraged to mock a person

 

you literally cannot make this absurd shit up

The outrage is mostly manufactured, especially about Huckabee Sanders.   There were a couple of jokes that even I found not at all  funny, but nothing outrageous by today's standards.   The Republican hypocritical outrage is outrageous though.  Calling Huckabee Sanders a liar is just a statement of fact and nothing was ever said about her appearance, except for the 'smoky' eye shadow, and that was a clever joke I think.

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4 hours ago, Ed Lada said:

The outrage is mostly manufactured, especially about Huckabee Sanders.   There were a couple of jokes that even I found not at all  funny, but nothing outrageous by today's standards.   The Republican hypocritical outrage is outrageous though.  Calling Huckabee Sanders a liar is just a statement of fact and nothing was ever said about her appearance, except for the 'smoky' eye shadow, and that was a clever joke I think.

Since when is "smoky eye" an insult anyway?

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I think any statement about her with the word "eye" in it is a de facto insult.

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On 1/20/2018 at 6:33 PM, SloopJonB said:

Can anyone here do that photoshop trick of taking one side of a face and making the other side match it?

She is so incredibly asymmetric that I would love to see her two faces out of that process.

I can probably do that if you're willing to do a little bit of the legwork. I'm decent at Photoshop.

If you can find a good high-resolution JPG image of her from exactly straight on, not an angle shot, and ideally with her face not at an angle, and then post the link, then I'll take it from there.

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On 3/22/2018 at 8:16 AM, frenchie said:

Don't get me wrong, I fucking loathe her. 

But the fact that she's ugly as sin, inside, doesn't justify bashing how she looks, outside.

I can only guess what went through the mind of the comic, but my take is that as President Trump's mouthpiece, if she's willing to do that work for a man who has similarly reduced women in that way, that she's fair game for the same miserable tactic.

... and Flint still doesn't have clean water.

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8 minutes ago, mikewof said:

I can probably do that if you're willing to do a little bit of the legwork. I'm decent at Photoshop.

If you can find a good high-resolution JPG image of her from exactly straight on, not an angle shot, and ideally with her face not at an angle, and then post the link, then I'll take it from there.

The internet abides

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5 minutes ago, bhyde said:

The internet abides

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Good enough for me not to bother with it.

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7 minutes ago, Ishmael said:

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That's two left side isn't it?

Interesting variation on the Trump "do" with that part line. :D

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24 minutes ago, mikewof said:
On 3/22/2018 at 10:16 AM, frenchie said:

Don't get me wrong, I fucking loathe her. 

But the fact that she's ugly as sin, inside, doesn't justify bashing how she looks, outside.

I can only guess what went through the mind of the comic, but my take is that as President Trump's mouthpiece, if she's willing to do that work for a man who has similarly reduced women in that way, that she's fair game for the same miserable tactic.

... and Flint still doesn't have clean water.

Yeah but making the equivalent of poo-poo jokes about her does not put one on any sort of higher ground...... morally, intellectually, whatever.

I'm interested in persuading more people that they need to THINK then vote. That will fix her wagon, best

-DSK

 

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12 minutes ago, Steam Flyer said:

Yeah but making the equivalent of poo-poo jokes about her does not put one on any sort of higher ground...... morally, intellectually, whatever.

I'm interested in persuading more people that they need to THINK then vote. That will fix her wagon, best

-DSK

 

I didn't think the Aunt Lydia comparison was about looks.

"In The Handmaid’s Tale, the Aunts are a class of women assigned to brainwash new Handmaids with the government’s beliefs and mores, and help the women accept their fates as birth vessels. They actively strip away both the rights of other women and their control over their bodies, all while convincing them it is in their best interest."

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Couple of good jokes. Whiners totally missed that she ripped all of them. 

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1 hour ago, bhyde said:

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The one on the right makes her look like The Rock with hair....

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Personally, I don't think dismissing her with comments about her looks in political conversations is appropriate. Let's face it, there are some ugly fuckers on all sides of politics and that doesn't have any effect on their policies. Never been happy with those comments directed at Huckabee here and have said so in the past.

That said, complaining that someone got insulted at a comedic roast? That's petulant whining at best. That's what happens at a roast - you get roasted. If you don't want to be roasted, chicken out like Trump did and make sure not to "peek" at the routine online later. 

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1 hour ago, Ishmael said:

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WOW - two completely different people - as I expected. Hard to believe she's only in her 30's.

Thanks Ish.

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I think one problem is that "fact" sounds like "fat." That's what I though I heard the first time.

So people hear fat, and take offense. Once they learned the comedian said fact, it was too late. They were mad, and came up with new reasons to be mad.

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