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Are his hands cold? Are they tiny and blue? He's wearing gloves a lot, hopefully he's feeling the chill.

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23 hours ago, Happy said:

How the hell can you vote for a man whose daughter can't even be bothered to have her nose, cheeks, lips and chin done, never mind her boobs?

Those Bidens just don't understand America. 

outa them two Bidens daughter is the only choice .

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3 hours ago, Left Shift said:

One looks like her father's daughter and the other one doesn't look like anyone.  

Biden's daughter looks kinda young to have a 77 year old father.

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1 minute ago, SloopJonB said:

Biden's daughter looks kinda young to have a 77 year old father.

She’s 39 years old

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They get younger every year that I get older.

When did they start letting grade schoolers be doctors and cops?

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7 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

They get younger every year that I get older.

When did they start letting grade schoolers be doctors and cops?

I feel your pain.

My doctor is approx a decade younger than I am, he recently became a grandfather. The last traffic ticket I got (a few years back) was from a nice boy who looked like he wasn't shaving yet, worse it was around midnight and I had the urge to ask if his mother let him go out this late.

- DSK

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9 minutes ago, Steam Flyer said:

I feel your pain.

My doctor is approx a decade younger than I am, he recently became a grandfather. The last traffic ticket I got (a few years back) was from a nice boy who looked like he wasn't shaving yet, worse it was around midnight and I had the urge to ask if his mother let him go out this late.

- DSK

I taught high school for 30+ years. Some of those I taught are now retiring. Not sure how they have gotten so old and I have stayed so young?

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12 hours ago, Left Shift said:

How's that security clearance going?

Diaper Don looks kind of rough.

(During his college years jr was known to drink to excess, pass out, and piss all over himself.)

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26 minutes ago, saxdog said:

Diaper Don looks kind of rough.

(During his college years jr was known to drink to excess, pass out, and piss all over himself.)

They only told him that he had pissed himself.

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Do any of the Reich drive cars?

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1 hour ago, Olsonist said:

Too good to be true, oh well. So he chaired a worldwide effort to end world hunger, was on the AMTRAK board, but wasn't good enough for a Ukrainian energy company.

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3 hours ago, saxdog said:
7 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

They only told him that he had pissed himself.

https://life.shared.com/don-jr-slapped-by-trump-college-diaper-don-urinating-beds

In all fairness, if the shitstain was my father I'd drink and use drugs to excess too.

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14 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

In all fairness, if the shitstain was my father I'd drink and use drugs to excess too.

 

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8 hours ago, BravoBravo said:

 

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check and mate

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Here in Far West Canuckistan, the Town of Sidney took down the Canadian flags on the pier a month ago. Normally the flags stay down until spring. Now I see they have put up USA flags on the posts. Vote wisely.

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Is that real?

Seems too perfect a Freudian slip to be real.

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9 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

Is that real?

Seems too perfect a Freudian slip to be real.

That was her in beautiful living color this evening.

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25 minutes ago, jack_sparrow said:

Bon Voyage

 

 

That's hilarious. Hope it comes to pass

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A screen cap from a minute ago. Microsoft can fuck things up wonderfully. I was poking the OK button until I realized it was running on their screen.

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13 minutes ago, mathystuff said:

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Excellent! (Good movie too!)

Can you please draw a circle around the "winning" part of that equation? :)

 

On second thought, there are two guns missing. Both actors should be pointing one each at their opponent and their own head.

 

 

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On 11/4/2020 at 1:27 PM, mathystuff said:

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On 11/4/2020 at 1:39 PM, Grog said:

 

Excellent! (Good movie too!)

Can you please draw a circle around the "winning" part of that equation? :)

 

On second thought, there are two guns missing. Both actors should be pointing one each at their opponent and their own head.

 

 

what's the movie?  Looks interesting.

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2 hours ago, frenchie said:

what's the movie?  Looks interesting.

In Bruges [IMDb]

It is quite a bit off-Hollywood. If you like Paul Auster (The New York Trilogy) you might have a fun evening with this one.

 

I see Chris already answered your question. I'll add mine anyway. :)

 

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16 minutes ago, Grog said:

In Bruges [IMDb]

It is quite a bit off-Hollywood. If you like Paul Auster (The New York Trilogy) you might have a fun evening with this one.

 

I see Chris already answered your question. I'll add mine anyway. :)

 

Seconded. A favourite of mine. I've seen it 2-3 times and could easily watch it again. You do have to appreciate British black humour..so you should enjoy. 

(the scenery is lovely too)

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9 hours ago, P_Wop said:

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Yay..things are funny again!

I think Shrek (the first) will be tonights movie choice.

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4 hours ago, Shortforbob said:

Seconded. A favourite of mine. I've seen it 2-3 times and could easily watch it again. You do have to appreciate British black humour..so you should enjoy. 

(the scenery is lovely too)

Well, now I know what I am doing this evening.  Thank you.

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11 minutes ago, Bus Driver said:

Well, now I know what I am doing this evening.  Thank you.

It's outstanding 

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28 minutes ago, Bus Driver said:

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Well done 

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6 hours ago, jerseyguy said:
6 hours ago, Bus Driver said:

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Well done 

Interestingly, VP-Elect Harris is just 10 years younger than Ms. Bridges.  Not that long ago things were drastically different.

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'Teary-eyed' Donald Trump booed on return to White House after defeat

 

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4 hours ago, Bill E Goat said:

How far they have fallen

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That is a classic symbol of the utter incompetence of this maladministration. All it needed was a dog dropping a deuce in front of the podium during Rudy's blatherfest.

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That is not just a classic symbol, it is so far down "Too good to be true" avenue that it had to be deliberate fuckery on someones part.

Plain old "utter incompetence" just never gets that perfect.

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my guess is that some-one decided to get ahead of the game and got trump to tweet four seasons location

 

then the hotel told them to fek off losers you ain't doing it here

 

so in order to cover their bosses arse (biggish job)  they looked for another location with the same name

 

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/trumps-big-press-conference-at-garden-centre-sows-confusion_uk_5fa71f9bc5b64c88d40190ae

Less than an hour before news broke that Joe Biden was projected to win the 2020 presidential election, President Donald Trump announced that his legal team would be holding a press conference at “Four Seasons” in Philadelphia.

 

Trump, a hotelier at heart, announces a press conference at Philadelphia's "Four Seasons" at 11, before specifying it's at Four Seasons Total Landscaping at 11:30. pic.twitter.com/HmTIPeukNG

— Josh Wingrove (@josh_wingrove) November 7, 2020

While many people assumed he meant the event would be held at a luxury hotel, the president clarified that the “big press conference” would take place at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, a landscaping company located on an industrial street.

Just in case there was any remaining confusion, the Four Seasons Hotel quickly confirmed that the press conference would not be happening on its premises, and that it has “no relation” to the landscaping company.

To clarify, President Trump’s press conference will NOT be held at Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia.
It will be held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping— no relation with the hotel.

— Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia at Comcast Center (@FSPhiladelphia) November 7, 2020

People on Twitter commented on the strange venue choice and the absurdity of the confusion caused by Trump’s initial tweet.

Lawn & Order https://t.co/9OD8XffCNO

— Jonathan Karl (@jonkarl) November 7, 2020

Four Seasons Total Landscaping is the most 30 Rock joke of the entire election cycle

— Evan Rytlewski (@Evanryt) November 7, 2020

the switcheroo from the four seasons hotel to “four seasons total landscaping” feels like an metaphor for the president’s standing in the Pa tally as the week has progressed https://t.co/lkCTtWguge

— Justin Sink (@justinsink) November 7, 2020

YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED BY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING pic.twitter.com/0e5yb9z8qC

— Benjamin Dreyer (@BCDreyer) November 7, 2020

Waiting for announcement that owner of Four Seasons Total L

 

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11 hours ago, Bill E Goat said:

How far they have fallen

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Bodes well for their legal challenges :D :D :D

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9 hours ago, Ishmael said:
13 hours ago, Bill E Goat said:

How far they have fallen

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That is a classic symbol of the utter incompetence of this maladministration. All it needed was a dog dropping a deuce in front of the podium during Rudy's blatherfest.

I wish the owner of the adult bookstore had come out while Rudy was talking, held up a bag, and said "Your order is ready, Mr. Giuliani".

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49 minutes ago, Bus Driver said:

I wish the owner of the adult bookstore had come out while Rudy was talking, held up a bag, and said "Your order is ready, Mr. Giuliani".

The bookstore owner was too busy ringing up purchases by the wives that had been dragged to the fascist-fest.

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5 hours ago, Navig8tor said:

I’m sure there’s a dumpster on-site.

I don't see any flames.

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3 hours ago, El Boracho said:

The bookstore owner was too busy ringing up purchases by the wives that had been dragged to the fascist-fest.

Republican wives?

Seriously?

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Well maybe some books on S&M and /or Female Domination

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