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3 minutes ago, Shortforbob said:

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MBS: "Your half the man I am.. no, seriously, I could fit two of you into this robe..."

Kushner: "Not for a million dollars.... but for a 300 million dollar investment in my next real estate venture... we can talk." 

 

 

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6 minutes ago, ease the sheet said:

You remind me of the boy I had last week.

For dinner

 

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2 hours ago, Shortforbob said:

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This dimwit doesn't even realize that his suit is two sizes too small for him. If he breathes, that button will pop like a balloon!

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2 hours ago, Shortforbob said:

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You think you satisfy your wife? Send her to me and I will make her a real woman.

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4 hours ago, Shortforbob said:

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"I really like my new pet, so much quieter than the goat."

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5 hours ago, Ishmael said:

"I really like my new pet, so much quieter than the goat."

And smells better as well.

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Jared, do you like gladiator movies.....?

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12 hours ago, Shortforbob said:

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Who knew Hillary Jack would look so feminine!?

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8 hours ago, Hillary said:

You can learn a lot about a person by what they think is funny. 

I've been making that observation about you here for quite some time.

 

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9 hours ago, Hillary said:

You can learn a lot about a person by what they think is funny. 

You sure can. Have a laugh at this stupid cunt.

 

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14 hours ago, Shortforbob said:

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A jew and a Muslim walk into Flanagan's bar... 

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Who dresses the Trump clan anyway? It can't be anyone who has more experience than a new hire at Men's Warehouse.....

Good God! Trump looks like he buys his clothes at the Salvation Army, Kushner looks like he hasn't had a new jacket since he was 18 (Which could be last year, on reflection), Ivanka looks like she gets her clothes from "Sluts-R-Us", and the boys just look like they were dressed by the nanny...... The only one with any class is Melania, but she still looks like a $25 whore from Belgrade.....

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14 hours ago, Shortforbob said:

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J rod, I am so happy we are both lucky sperm.......

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9 hours ago, Hillary said:

You can learn a lot about a person by what they think is funny. 

True that. There is a reason for your lack of popularity here Cackles. 

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14 hours ago, Shortforbob said:

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Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman licking his chops:

"I'd sure like another shot at that before he has to get on the plane again"

 

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17 hours ago, Shortforbob said:

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Did you tell your lovely wife the one about the rabbi and the Merkin?

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17 hours ago, Shortforbob said:

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"I like it when you walk around with no pants on. You have a small wee wee for a Jew. It's a good thing your father-in-law keeps your wife happy."

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12 hours ago, Hillary said:

You can learn a lot about a person by what they think is funny.

Or don't

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Kushner looks like he would suit an SS or Gestapo uniform every bit as well as Steve Miller.

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have this white boy washed and brought to my tent .

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17 minutes ago, Mid said:

have this white boy washed and brought to my tent .

Hey there's some racial profiling. That talk's like bringing up watermelon to the brothers.  

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who's missing Kushys raised eyebrow and barely suppressed smirk? 

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On 3/26/2018 at 9:41 AM, Mrleft8 said:

This dimwit doesn't even realize that his suit is two sizes too small for him. If he breathes, that button will pop like a balloon!

He buys them in the boy's section of the store.

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23 hours ago, Hillary said:

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"You can learn a lot about a person by what they think is funny."

- Hillary Jack

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