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Malicious farting? Not an April Fools Joke.

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Sent that one around the office clearing myself of any future matters.

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Farting as a crime?

Keeriste - I'll be doing life. :D

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11 hours ago, floating dutchman said:

"The trial lasted 18 days and involved 15 witnesses. "

What the fuck?

German plaintiff they are a very thorough people 

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6 hours ago, DarthSailor said:

German plaintiff they are a very thorough people 

Like the Germans have a leg to stand on when comes to farting....  sour kraut and beer for starters...

Funny story...

I was in for jury duty... when were interviewing people this one guy said there may may be an issue with him serving due to hie flatulence problem...  The judge asked why he didn't disqualify because of a medical problem and the guy said he as able to work so there wasn't a problem...  When the judge asked what he did and how he was able to work, he told the judge he had an office out by the loading dock where it didn't bother anyone... 

With that just about the whole court room was ready to bust out, even the stoic faced bailiff cracked a smile when he heard that..

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Ooops, sorry, I'm in the wrong place. I was looking for the silent fart thread. <ahhhhh>

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1 hour ago, hobot said:

Ooops, sorry, I'm in the wrong place. I was looking for the silent fart thread. <ahhhhh>

SBD Anarchy, end of the hall, door on the right...

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Maybe a new sequel to Wind movies 

Wind Breaking

or others

Gone with the Stinky Wind

Any Way the Breaking Wind Blows in my Face

One Against  His Flatulent Wind 

 

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3 hours ago, captpiratedog said:

Maybe a new sequel to Wind movies 

Wind Breaking

or others

Gone with the Stinky Wind

Any Way the Breaking Wind Blows in my Face

One Against  His Flatulent Wind 

 

Breaking bad 

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On 4/11/2018 at 4:06 AM, floating dutchman said:

"The trial lasted 18 days and involved 15 witnesses. "

What the fuck?

It would have been over in an hour if the defendant’s lawyer didn’t make him take Beano before court each morning. 

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