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Here we go again. The NOR for the 12th edition of the Pineapple race is out...

 

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Not doing it again til Fiona buys himself a better yacht.

Yes, I am choosy      :P

 

 

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1 hour ago, LB 15 said:

Here we go again. The NOR for the 12th edition of the Pineapple race is out...

 

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From all reports, you couldn't call that event a fight. 

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Just had a stickybeak at the NOR and was looking at the crew requirements

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At least 50% of the crew including the skipper & or sailing master shall have completed a Category 1 or 2 race or an equivalent passage.

I assume that my non-stop Sydney to Melbourne delivery of my Jeanneau would be considered sufficient for the good 50%

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50% of the crew also need a mouth guard.

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3 hours ago, hoppy said:

Just had a stickybeak at the NOR and was looking at the crew requirements

I assume that my non-stop Sydney to Melbourne delivery of my Jeanneau would be considered sufficient for the good 50%

Prob should say in the last 12mths etc

2 hours ago, LB 15 said:

50% of the crew also need a mouth guard.

Is it now tag team?

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19 hours ago, LB 15 said:

Here we go again. The NOR for the 12th edition of the Pineapple race is out...

 

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Interesting to note that World Sailing's RRS have been replaced by Marquis of Queensberry  Rules for this event.

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Prizes will be awarded for the IRC, PHS, light, middle and heavyweight divisions.

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I hear our bowman is Jeff someone. 

Says he can’t sail this weekend as he is a bit sore but promises to make weight for the race.

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35 minutes ago, lydia said:

I hear our bowman is Jeff someone. 

Says he can’t sail this weekend as he is a bit sore but promises to make weight for the race.

and he said to say that he "loves yous all"

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I heard through the grapevine ramifications from the rumble last year are far from finished and it is still lawyers at 40 paces? Surely not ???

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They are bit closer than 40 paces I believe.

Only just starting really.

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Lydia, did anything make it to a real court? 

& You & LB both need to watch some MMA. Boxing, the rumble in rocky & rocky the movie ain't real baby! 

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10 hours ago, jack_sparrow said:

Fuck that is crazy shit...and I presume the club watches this shit unfold without kicking some arses into line??

What you mean, like any good club it circles the wagons and protects the chosen ones.

It's board members anyway.

The Rule 69 inquiry I imagine has been parked at the bottom of someone's drawer at AS and will never see the light of day again.

So now the personal injury and defamation matters play out in the civil courts.

Going to be expensive for someone.

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1 hour ago, lydia said:

So now the personal injury and defamation matters play out in the civil courts.

Snowflakes! 

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Could be some great new trophies though!

The Glass Jaw Cup for most underperforming big boat

The Southpaw Cup for the best performed boat not from the host club

The Jimmy Sharman Shield for best showmanship by any crew

The Mundine Plate for best radio communication by a navigator

The Rocky Balboa Cup for oldest boat in the top ten.

Possibilities are endless.

 

 

 

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Lydia, LB and Shaggy (wherever he is hiding) I don't see your boats on the entry list yet....

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3 hours ago, lydia said:

It's board members anyway

So now the personal injury and defamation matters play out in the civil courts.

That is insane.

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4 hours ago, hoppy said:

Lydia, LB and Shaggy (wherever he is hiding) I don't see your boats on the entry list yet....

I think I will go with Shaggy. We have some unfinished business after the unfortunate collision with that sun fish last year.

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17 hours ago, jack_sparrow said:

Fuck that is crazy shit...and I presume the club watches this shit unfold without kicking some arses into line??

The internal hearings are finished. The Kangaroo got life.

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Seems like there money in opening a Bodyguard for Hire business up there that weekend?

I could also maybe send  Brandy, Channing, Brianna, Dakota, Bambi and Co along under a new vertically integrated business model I'm trialing?

Might have to label them so no one got the service availability mixed up and tried a reach around on Sgt Slaughter.

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Jack, deal with me , you take the security and the entertainment but the betting pool is mine.

Alternatively I take 15% of your pool for 5% of mine but you provide security for my runners.

It is just business!

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^^^Yes business it is, so I can only suggest get in early because after the girls are finished with them they won't have 5 bob collectively to argue about let alone to place a bet with. Bambi alone who sometimes goes under the monikers Alotta Fagina or Handless Marge can clean an ATM out at the blink of an eye.

I could give you a job if you like, though you would have to change that name, they will automaticaly think Chlamydia.

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Jack, last time the fight kicked off pretty quickly so they will time to get the bets on mate.

It is the undercard I am worried about.

Thinking about using LB as a rabbit, anyone can have shot at the title for $100.

That will shake out a bit like who will bet on LB and Shaggy could be good for a dive!

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1 hour ago, LB 15 said:

I think I will go with Shaggy. We have some unfinished business after the unfortunate collision with that sun fish last year.

What happens at the after party - stays at the after party. 

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1 hour ago, SCANAS said:

What happens at the after party - stays at the after party. 

Not anymore mate, plenty of mobile phone cameras now days.

Maybe that is what the NoR needs, requirements that mobile phones be left at the door.

 

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8 hours ago, hoppy said:

Lydia, LB and Shaggy (wherever he is hiding) I don't see your boats on the entry list yet....

Hoppy, we are all hoping your new ride will be entered.

Buy it in Brisvegas and do the race.

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1 hour ago, lydia said:

Not anymore mate, plenty of mobile phone cameras now days.

Maybe that is what the NoR needs, requirements that mobile phones be left at the door.

 

That was actually a joke about LB & Shaggy going home with a sun fish.

But I agree, I was at bucks party last weekend & yesterday videos started doing the rounds, who the fuck films shit a bucks party! 

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2 hours ago, SCANAS said:

That was actually a joke about LB & Shaggy going home with a sun fish.

But I agree, I was at bucks party last weekend & yesterday videos started doing the rounds, who the fuck films shit a bucks party! 

A guy I worked with not only had his bucks filmed, but had the video playing in one of the conference rooms in the office. People from a meeting in an adjoining room ended up taking a break from their meeting and went next door to watch the video.

This was back in 1990 before too many Australian men started growing vagina's.

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16 hours ago, lydia said:

What you mean, like any good club it circles the wagons and protects the chosen ones.

It's board members anyway.

The Rule 69 inquiry I imagine has been parked at the bottom of someone's drawer at AS and will never see the light of day again.

So now the personal injury and defamation matters play out in the civil courts.

Going to be expensive for someone.

AS would of sent their best man for that inquiry “Stand in the way”, full of piss and wind and no guts or  balls. AS finest

 

Here’s how it would of worked. “Stand in the way” would of done the following

He Would of told you what you want to hear and tell you all is good and bagged the other guy.

Then he would of talk to the next guy and  told him what he wanted to hear and bagged you and others to the other guy. 

He then would of played the “Tony Jone card“ thanks for you question now let’s move on” this is a quote from Stand in the Way him self.

Next comes  a few late night drinks at 1 or more regattas or events with who ever “Stand in the Way” feels will give him less grief in the long run if he sides with them ( quite offer the rich guy with the big mouth and brains in fare play)

He may try and get all of you in the same room for a “let’s talk and sort this out”. He’s only doing this as sport and fun (for Stand in the Way) and play with  the big mouth and have some fun and piss him off that he must give up his time to hear the truth and make you think that “Stand in the Way” is working on getting a result. Always a hidden agenda to catch the guy that’s going to get shafted off guard.

next the findings, the rich guy with no brains gets let off Scott free and the little guy gets shafted.

 

At the end of the day the guy who gets stafted is a long time sailor and know the rules and fare play better than most and will give “Stand in the Way” less grief  and then gets the shits with AS and our sport suffers in the long run. 

 

So this is how AS would of handled this matter. 

 

If it sounds like I’m fucked off with AS your right. I got shafted by “Stand in the Way”. I’m a big boy and I can handle it. 

 

Whats worse is I’ve seen “Stand in the Way”  shaft a 12 year old kid who AS, World Sailing and the World class he sails in support this kid, they all say he is a Australian  sailor, to let the rich guy ( 2 of them are from  RQ)  with no brains in fare play have there way with shafting the kid and “Stand in the Way” moves on to the next AS problem to solve.

 

No wounded our sport is suffering

 

pulpit

 

 

 

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“You are speaking on an open channel”

I’m not from round these parts and don’t know what you’re talking about but want to. Tell us what happened. You know you want to. 

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2 hours ago, Mr. Ed said:

“You are speaking on an open channel”

I’m not from round these parts and don’t know what you’re talking about but want to. Tell us what happened. You know you want to. 

Covered in last years thread. 

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1 hour ago, Hold Fast said:

opposing sides need to release a rap style diss track imo. 

 

Mariah Carey V. Eminem diss tracks were fanfuckingtastic :) 

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Anyway.... the BJ and WOXI rematch in this years race should be a hoot. As should be the Pogo and sunfish rematch. And any other rematches...

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I can’t believe it, you bunch of choirboys and wimps. I read a whole page of drivel and there’s no names of boats and I still have no idea what the “legal action” is about, and whether it involves the genes or the punches.

Call this a news channel! 

 

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10 minutes ago, Mr. Ed said:

I can’t believe it, you bunch of choirboys and wimps. I read a whole page of drivel and there’s no names of boats and I still have no idea what the “legal action” is about, and whether it involves the genes or the punches.

Call this a news channel! 

 

One boat is clearly named & Lydia mentions the legal action above. 

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45 minutes ago, Mr. Ed said:

I can’t believe it, you bunch of choirboys and wimps. I read a whole page of drivel and there’s no names of boats and I still have no idea what the “legal action” is about, and whether it involves the genes or the punches.

Call this a news channel! 

 

I did the same and gathered the Bene 40.7 'Beach Ball' was wearing the gloves in the red corner. allegedly.

not sure who was in the blue.

civil suit by the sound of it? 

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5 hours ago, SCANAS said:

At least one of them has decent legal representation so I'll leave it up to those interested to read page 3 of last years thread. 

http://forums.sailinganarchy.com/index.php?/topic/185965-brisbane-to-keppel/&page=3

 

The post that best explains it all...

I was on the thread earlier in the race but either missed or totally forgot LB's post explaining the incident. 

 

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24 minutes ago, Dark Cloud said:

ahh boat A - so it was that Russian billionare cunt

Crossing Gybes with a striped out Bene 40.7 ? 

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On ‎6‎/‎14‎/‎2018 at 2:11 PM, huwp said:

care to summarise for those of us who are not locals ?

 

 

Allegedly the story goes like this.

So a DK 46 and a First 40 sailing downwind in light air on opposite gybes.

Each boat sailing best VMG

DK 46 is on starboard

First 40 is on port

It is after sunset.

Boats converge.

Simple or not so simple!

 

 

 

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On 6/13/2018 at 1:33 PM, LB 15 said:

I think I will go with Shaggy. We have some unfinished business after the unfortunate collision with that sun fish last year.

You haven't lived till you've experienced fellatio from a sunfish. Just look at that mouth...

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